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>> #MyEvยกdet #MyGreed
"= any. haters. nobody hates me anymore. it makes me wonder if i've changed for the worse. ="
NO. FUCKING. WAY. I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING CHARACTERISTICALLY HYSTERICAL, BUT I NEED YOU, AS THEY SAY, "SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW." DID IT NOT SUFFICIENTLY TICKLE YOUR FUCKING SHAME GLOBES TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED AS A FIGURE OF *COSMOLOGICAL* IMPORT BY BEFORUS'S TENURED PSYCHO-BITCH LOREMASTER? YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT NARRATIVE GEAR-JAMMING BONE BULGE OF YOURS AND SELL IT TO THE *METRO TIMESHIT AUTHORITY?* SO THEY CAN EXPLOIT EVERY JOKE YOU EVER CRACK, SPONSOR EVERY ONE (1) RAISIN YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST, MILK YOU DRY OF EVERY LAST DROP OF INFLAMMATORY CLOUT JUICE IN YOUR BODY LIKE A FUCKING HERDBEAST BEFORE THEY TURN YOU INTO YESTERDAY'S CULLBEEF? ARE YOU SMOKING *CRACK?* LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU. "WOULD IT BE FUNNY?" YES. FOR FIVE FREE-BLEEDING MINUTES OF "LOL, LMAO"-ELICITING GIGGLESPASMING, IT WOULD BE A NOVELTY ON THE TIMELINE. AND THEN IT WOULD NOSEDIVE INTO THE MOST SEVERE SPATIAL-TEMPORAL CRASHOUT THIS SITE HAS EVER SEEN. I'M SO CONCERNED THAT YOU'LL ACTUALLY PULL THIS DUMPSTER-SPONGED STUNT THAT AT THIS POINT, IF THERE WAS A *NON-ZERO* PERCENT CHANCE THAT YOU'D FOLLOW THROUGH, I WOULD THROW MY APPLICATION RIGHT IN THERE JUST TO MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE WITH MORE THAN TWO PAN CELLS TO SQUEAK TOGETHER IS THERE TO KEEP YOU FROM BLOWING UP A FUCKING UNIVERSE. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP. CULL THE "T"S AND BLOT THE "I"S. IF YOUR STUPID ASS IS APPLYING TO THE FULL-TIME POSITION OF "FLOOR SHITTER," THEN I'M CLOCKING IN AS THE FUCKING JANITOR. SO OBVIOUSLY, DON'T DO THIS. SO THAT THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN.
>> Am ยก เชกafe from the เชกpe11เชก? Or เชกhou1d ยก be worryยกng
Make sure to counterfeit your service dog vest. You may not be permitted into a civic building otherwise. Also what. It's my company. I retain majority stock. I'm not hired by an external board. Are you daft or what!
Your lack of comprehension is not really my burden to bear! Hire a tutor!
WHO EVEN ARE YOU.
My #SignatureScent is not a fragrance which can be purchased "off the rack," as it were. It is olfactory couture, and the formula is proprietary. You would know it instantly if you smelled it, but recreating the exact proportions is impossible. It is like the formula for Coca-Cola that way! It has been engineered- shall we say maximized?- for the precise balance between the natural pH of my skin and the underlying chemical signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2e25cb205f3.png
I'm so proud of her. :B
You dope. It can't be purchased. What part of proprietary don't you understand.
And by "we," I mean Eridan.
We had to kill SO many whales to curate the correct blend of ambergris.
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
... What. Really.
Doggone it, that is the funniest possible answer anyone could have come up with. You picked me the most succulent fruit right off the dialogue tree.
... Nothing. Nevermind. <:|
@carcinologyGenarch Quirk is fine. Timeless, even. But why do you look like that.
@introvertedInnovator Readable. Makes you sound sort of mealy-mouthed. If that's your intention, well done.
@advantageousCatharsis Horrible. Change it.
Like this chit and I'll tell you if your typing quirk is moronic, based purely on a superficial skim of your profile.
Thank you, Loser, and good luck to you! :|
@grimAuxiliatrix I am en route to the brooding caverns. Do I need. I don't know. A poncho. Is it going to be sticky. Or slime-ish. Should I change out of my suit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d494e2a4b84f.jpg
DO NOT enter the brooding caverns if you are unprepared to be covered in dozens of crawling, squirming, greasy infant-sized larvae with semi-sapient eyes.
What the hell.
History indeed! :B That is an excellent summation of your person! You are history.
I would bet my hat you just hunched forward over your desk to formulate that response. Shall we continue to go back and forth over which of us is POSITIVELY NOT BOTHERED? It must be a difficult pill to swallow for a woman who once imagined eternity sprawled before her and then got her everloving shit rocked. How should I say this. You're being let go; your department's being downsized; you're part of an outplacement; we're going in a different direction. Your services among sapient civilization will no longer be required. Enjoy that hot pink slip. :B
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
They say perfection is the enemy of good (humor)! - Also me, also just now.
HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO.
You keep telling yourself that! Something tells me your alternates would find this mortifying.
You assume this is some puritanical rant. I am merely swiping at the low hanging fruit, here. Whoops. No pun intended. Anyhow, that's disappointing. You've made an object of yourself. Not very regal.
I visited your page again to take another crack at your score. Did you post your nudes. :|
Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
Now I see. THIS is a helpful clarification.
... Why is this demonstration of taste being perceived negatively.
Oh heavens to motherfucking Betsy; is THIS the mollycoddling language the people are using by the tips of their metaphorical toes? Just call me fat at that point.
HOLD A MOMENT. I've only just recalled an inquiry I have been toting from several days ago. WHAT is a chubby chaser. <:| #nsfw I presume.
It may very well be.
You go listen to Too Young to Die on Jamiroquai's EMERGENCY ON PLANET EARTH album and tell me he wasn't a stealth agent for the human resistance. What did he know??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14a55fa7b1f8.jpeg
You ought to report this to a news outlet. The world will be UTTERLY SHOCKED at the prospect that JANE CROCKER might not be gung-ho and slinging placation about this hippie-dippie commune living. Also. *Closed-minded. And also *after all. This concludes our interaction. You're dismissed.
My eyes are simply glazing over at the thin, cheap veneer of these reassurances.
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
Oh, what. :| Don't look so shocked. It's only natural.
NO NO, don't explain. Let us not kill the frog. I get it. :P
Hmmmm! :B
I have a shocking innovation of reproductive processes to posit here. That's when you have another one! :B
There exists a singular ailment BEYOND my abilities as a healer to remedy alone. It's called Baby Fever, and it has only one cure.
Apparently he's not the only one.
IT WASN'T THAT BAD. GOOD LORD. This is why I button up on the feed. I am surrounded by lily-livered false idols of perversion. What's the term. You people are LARPing.
Showed @caligulasAquarium ONE PRIVATE INBOX with an old flame and he was too mortified to snoop through my phone any further. He's been slumping with his forehead against the car window for eight minutes.
o)( really now...?
Again, you dizzy old broad. What do you mean "will be." The troll population of Earth-C is centuries in the making.
You're odd.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!
APPARENTLY THEY CAN!!!!!!
I think I've somehow given you the false impression that I'm open to interacting with you on the regular.
Horrifying private discussion with @bulgeCurator. ... This is no quasi-psychic charlatan. I think they might actually be able to see it. <:| #nsfw
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Prayer received! Thank you for the token of worship.
If you find these posts overwhelming, may I suggest you cease munching shrimps with the wimps and sample some lobster with the monster?
Some of you perverted reprobates ought to have your physical addresses reclassified as Superfund sites. I shudder to imagine what encrustation of bodily material hazards your F-ing dwellings. No, hold on. My moment in the seer's hood. I'm receiving a vision. Mmhmm. Yes. :| Some of you have stalactites hanging over your computer desks. I shan't say what of. #NSFW #NSFWE at this point.
It's good for your growth to have aspirational goals. Might I suggest anything else in the whole world?
THIS ONE WINS.
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
Oh, I think we all surmise you're in need of pointers.
Get your ineffectual geriatric troll keisters off my post.
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
LIKE IT'S MY FAULT THEY FORMULATED HIS CASTING TO MAKE HIM THE OBVIOUS SCENE-STEALING MINX HE IS. I am telling you. They are doing it on purpose.
Sopranos Tier List. Correct opinions only. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea90f699102e.PNG
https://macmillanenglish.com/level-test/
And your response was to inform me that he's gay? As if THAT is the barrier to our great romance? RATS. Otherwise, I could have had him!!! (Mega durr goes here.)
Why would I care that a fictional character is gay.
... I regret to report that I have become derailed from my own thought processes while attempting to formulate a proper Breaking Bad tier list. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ffcae3e3db3.PNG
Twilight. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc3814af138a.PNG
:P
https://macmillanenglish.com/level-test/
Like this post if you consider yourself an extremely forgettable member of the Chittr userbase to be entered into a random undisclosed lottery. Real nobodies only.
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
Absolutely.
As long as they don't call me late for supper!
Yes, durr.
They call me Prank Sinatra.
Unreal Heiress, play Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox.
Of what fame?
... Nothing. Proceed.
Is tyhat you in your porfil epicture.
Ah, yes. The majestic lusus in its natural habitat. @affableCantor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9932b36b6e4c.gif
As it so happens, that's what he said, too.
Apparently!!! <:|
It doesn't matter what quality of beautiful, EXPENSIVE heirloom glacial char fillet kitchen staff feeds @caligulasAquarium for dinner at my house. I WILL come downstairs for a glass of water at three AM and find him eating the head, guts and bones out of the fridge. Apparently they just save it for him in a bowl at this point. Why do I even bother. I'm about to start feeding him like a Sea World intern. Whole critter right into his open maw.
STOP ASKING ME IF NANNASPRITE IS SINGLE. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
That is a lofty ask to make of her. :B
Could you better explain the point you're making. I'm having trouble tracking it.
Just checked. It's Meenah. Saw her most recent submission. I think it's fairly safe to assume my initial point stands.
Are the Peixes even associated with culinary hobbies? This feels like a reach.
I'm not competing, dingbat.
I could never audition for #AngelsNutritionBlock as my sheer culinary prowess would tank the competitive spirits of the other amateur contestants. But please rest assured I WILL be watching this evening, popcorn in hand.
Hoo! Oh, I presume it would. Come, now. You're alive and well. You certainly have some years of wisdom on these youngsters. Why so shy?
:B
Instantaneous fan of the Bland Highblood. @terminallyCapricious#2753 Have you ever considered corking your relentless blithering and taking the ultimate vow of silence? The eternal STFU? @tropophilicCharades Perhaps you could supply your new pupil with some pointers.
Ahem. Due to several auditions having been submitted for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL without the final tapes being published to the feed, @starPower and I are allowing an emergency final 24 hours for any remaining submissions. Please feel free to message me directly with any inquiries. See @starPower's pinned post for submission details. The broadcast will begin on May 11th. See you there!
#IYKYK,,,
yAY, mY FRIENDS ARE BECOMING FRIENDS!
... Whatever.
OH BECAUSE HE WAS GAY SHE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AND HE WAS GAY IS THAT YOUR JOKE YOU COCKFUCKING BUFFOON IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED THE GAY COUPLE!!!! ... What are we even arguing about right now.
AND THE FUSE THING GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
Your "brother?" You mean said underdeveloped lump, foisting his parental issues onto his partner? Sounds about right.
... I'd like that.
Just watched Together with Alison Brie and Dave Franco. I still can't tell how I feel about that ending. :( Why couldn't they simply have gotten married in the beginning. A girl guts herself open to take the onus of the proposal into her own hands (#girlboss #doitinfrontofpeople #sohecantsayno) and they drag her through ALL OF THAT? ... Poor thing. What a lump of dead weight they saddled her with.
More than a baking rant coming. A baking tirade, if you will.
I love that it censored my cake.
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part one of ???. VINTAGE LAMBETH CAKES. Starting off on a complimentary note. Ah, my sweet Lambeth. Do give Lambeth Method of Cake Decoration and Practical Pastries by Mr. Joseph A. Lambeth himself a read if you're ever looking to expand your horizons. When done skillfully and with a tactful selection of colors, this layered piping method, all buttercream, can BOTH harken back to timeless luxury AND hop aboard whatever stupid internet aesthetic trend you've decided to embody until all its juice has run out on social media and you're stood holding the dry husk of those Walmart Valentine cakes. Heck, even done UNskillfully, I find the execution charming. The uneven shells and scrolls, all layered together, still culminate in a hot homemade mess worth digging into. Sisters, not octuplets. My ONLY CRITICISM. You will have to discard uneaten frosting at the end of your slice. The frosting ratio is imbalanced due to the superficial demands of the style. But you will find that the hours of intricate detailing smooth your psyche into a flat, winding path upon which you may cruise away the empty afternoon. Unfulfilled housewives with a #substance problem, this is the method for you. Forget your useless husband and children exist as you perfect the sugar fleur de lis. Also, color composition matters in this method matters. The MORE colors you use, the further you drift from cake couture to... homemade-fancy-frill? Monochromatic is most formal. Base color with white trim is cocktail attire. Base color plus different color trim (usually in pastels) is down to semiformal. Adding fruit knocks you down another peg. You will find this timeless method coupled with a myriad of ridiculous internet trends, as all metaphorical reheated nachos are wont to be. See: the bleeding heart-shaped cake with the knife sticking out. Something something Taylor Swift. Frankly, I say send her rear end back to country music. She's not doing anything for the pop genre in which she's been granted residency. Anyhow, try frosting a Lambeth sometime. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ace092e2fe0d.png
Added to the list!
The Alternian Empire did a couple of things right and that was one of them.
I have a special hatepost reserved for Cake Boss cakes.
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared to those enormous wedding cakes made almost entirely of frosted styrofoam minus the base portion to be cut by the bride and groom. On all that is holy, there is a special place in Hell awaiting those who partake in THAT dullheaded custom. ... I do so love those vintage wedding toppers. Always pictured my own. ... Started doodling. Got distracted. MOVING ON. On the flip side, MINIMALIST CAKES. Can be frosted smoothly without the additional frills, perhaps with a simple texture. May only be crumb-coated. May only be jam-filled with frosting, fruit, or powdered sugar on top. If you were going for rustic- congratulations, you've arrived. If your goal was elegance, you had better hope and pray for a surgeon's hands as you smooth those edges. The well-made cake, inherently, is already a beautiful artifact. It is the natural instinct not to want to make up that which already sports perfect bone structure. Hat on a hat. Some people are into the hat-stacking dealie, if certain fatherly forums are to be believed, but let us give props to doing just enough and no more than that. ARGH. I keep looking at wedding cake toppers. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e73372b1570.png
Ok I am undispo indisposed for about an hour dur to circumstances. I will continues with my various baking opinions when my faculties can be scraped offiof the floor. Concept: a big ass fucking flan. What if we do one.
Phew-whee. That was an exercise in indulgence to be sure, my dear!
What the fuck was I going on about flan for.
This is a ridiculous accusation. I am a completely normal, well-adjusted adult. I am capable of average expressions of sentiment without restraint or hesitation. I'm just surrounded by absolute ninnies at every turn.
MY WHAT. >:( This is why I got Invisalign. :|
What on God's green Earth is a "tsundere." Should I be offended.
Another one. :B I have much to discuss with the both of you. Although... it seems you're not amenable to direct messaging.
Nevermind; I take it back. You're quite darling.
What a sparkling endorsement of my future you are already.
@honerableHeir Is the misspelling of "honorable" on purpose. Am I missing a play on words, here?
Like this post and I'll tell you if there's an iteration of your person on this platform I like more than you. Frankly, this ought to be a slam dunk for some of you.
I loved Mitch Hedberg in the way you collapse into the arms of a man's own grieving widow for. All self-respect out the window.
I only cry once a year, on the anniversary of Mitch Hedberg's death. Rest in peace, Mitch. You were the sexiest man who ever lived.
Oh. Thank you. I... happen to have something of a passive interest in the subject.
This is actually helpful context.
Just daydreaming in this board meeting.
Ideas for lusii. Open to feedback. A lusus that's just a basketball-sized amoeba. A sloth lusus too slow to escape the sunrise. Lifespan of one day. Sunfish lusus. Feeds its charge with its giant useless body. Fifty-seven bite holes. Swimming around like swiss cheese.
THERE WERE FIVE CAKES ON THE COUNTER. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
Give it a listen and then "gurl" me.
Unreal Heiress, play WHERE IS MY HUSBAND! by RAYE. On loop.
<333333333 I can picture it already! :B
To address your concerns in order: 1.) I will employ droves of private tutors, governesses and other such instructors. Also, my father will be capable of overseeing house staff's quality of child-rearing while administering his own Pop-pop time onto his beloved grandbabies. Nannasprite, too. 2.) No qualms with absorption of the twin. I picture the battle to emerge as the first trial of many for my little slapstick debutantes. Survival of the fittest. Although I am pretty sure their digs will acommodate for wombmates. It's like the land of milk and honey in there.
I knew you of all people would understand. Frankly, decent company is so hard to come by these days; LET ALONE those who actually understand the desire of a young woman to have it all. Professional accolades, a family. This is quite typical to human society, and yet my tender yearning is CONSTANTLY rebuffed by the hating general public.
Rest assured that once you DO receive some official Crocker family portraiture, it will NOT be me sporting one measly half-feathered hellspawn. In fact, what you OUGHT to picture is a room-stifling crowd of well-bred heirs and heiresses. FORGET the Quiverfull. Mother's loading another mag. She's about to riddle the streets with twenty more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ead170a8217.PNG
How do you know about that.
Oh, heavens to Betsy, no. That would make too much sense! It is (hold onto your tailored britches) a cartoon animal!
I've still yet to discover an iteration of myself I like better than the one who was, and I quote, "Married to Freddy Fazbear." We've bridged the gap from believability into full-on novelty at that point. MORE, I say. Get stupider while you're at it. You may accuse me of sarcasm all you want, but I happen to miss her every single day. Shine on, you beautiful ninny.
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
Ugh, no.
Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
Sorry. What.
... I will concede. Gamzee Makara thwarted my security detail and proceeded to knock the seeds straight out of my melon. A handful of times. A handful of dozen of times, if his posts are to be believed. Pardon me if I have trouble keeping count. But they say that the way to a man's heart ultimately is through his stomach. And folks, have I EVER got supper in the oven.
Oh.
Unreal Heiress, play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra.
Swell. See you for dinner.
Me? No. I'll DM you the coordinates. Let me know if you need to facilitate the interdimensional jump.
@aeneasCaldarium Come over.
Minor domestic dispute. Mind your own honey beeswax.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
It is high time someone teach this amphibious cretin that he cannot, and I quote, "handle allat."
OH, NOT LIKE THAT, YOU FREAKS.
Cronus is here.
#nsfw I guess.
Oh my god.
What the hell is all over the floor.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
... :(
Just get off my post.
BUTT OUT. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!! AT LEAST HE'S OPENLY SUPPORTING ME, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU, MR. "BOYS' NIGHT."
UNREAL HEIRESS, CANCEL OUR RESERVATION FOR THE POPE ROOM AT BUCA DI BEPPO!!!!!! @caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 EAT THAT, YOU UTTER TRAITORS.
Just go. >:(
So sorry! His lord highness has commanded I not attempt to seek comfort from my own friends. Sleepover cancelled!
Dirk wins, everyone! Dirk wins ALL THE FRIENDS. Congratulations. Pile into the Pope Room, one and all! Behold Dirk's crops and see that they are positively SAGGING with fruit. I hope you're quite satisfied with yourself. Keep them. Forever!!!! GOOD BYE.
@uranianUmbra#4373 @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @golgothasTerror Ahem. Slumber party! Tonight. Starting ASAP. Haul your rumps over here. I have all the necessary preparations.
No.
Unreal Heiress. Play Nobody by Mitski.
I'm going to bed.
@terminallyCapricious#2753 Wake up and get out of my house.
Blugh. Thank you. :|
DAMN IT. HOLD ON. Don't reset my foul mood with your pleasantries. I'm trying to hold the buzz on a solid prior-night tantrum.
Oh. Good morning, Nepeta.
It's morning. I don't know that "good" is the hat I'd bestow upon the day straight off the starting line.
SHUT UP!
Unreal Heiress. Play My Paper Heart by the All-American Rejects.
Apparently because you had zero return input! :B A failsafe by your second brain to prevent the shame burning through your HUMAN nervous system? Try turning yourself off and on again.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
I'm going to provide you a singular opportunity to train the AI sucking your brainstem NEVER to speak to me in that manner again. If you're as intelligent as your wire (and circuit) mother, you'll learn.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
Eugh.
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though โcreatedโ is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angelโs Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platformโs identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
would it shoCk you if i said yes beCause apparently i'm down *that* bad???
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okay so maybe enough acid rain has dripped on to my arms to the point where it stings a little but i think i will make this up to myself by going to my favourite shitty little hole in the wall and eating 20 fucking dumplings
there was much pre-dumpling talk and not one ask. you'VE slimed your cupe now lay in it
finished my dumplings. rubs my big big belly. now i'M going to go to the arcade and make some people want to cull me
i don'T think any amount of money or fame would make me willingly live on a fucking island with other chittr users
walking back from the arcade (where i fucking owned by the way) and i see this purple and bronze getting a little confrontational. i shit you not this purple jumped a 15 feet straight into the air and double fist punched the top of this dude'S head. he bounced a good 4 feet off the ground, shit left a crack in the sidewalk. i think he lived but holy fucking shit. got my ass out of there because she started looking my way. definitely could have taken her because i'M awesome but holy FUCK. if she was in troll tekken i'D pick her because the combos off that bounce would be crazy. #violence #holySHIT
once #phuntr4prez takes off i think you'LL be changing your tune
alright i'M going to be real with you guys after my hit chitt yesterday i was opened a program to make a beat to further the bit and i swear i spent maybe 40 minutes that accumulated in me making something that sounded like i was pushing one singular instrument out of my waste chute. hangs my head dejectedly siiiiigh.... maybe big p is NOT on the mic
new quest: give someone 10 caegars and pickpocket it back off of them
if anyone is looking for any side quests today hit me up. i'M handing out FREE side quests to all who enquire. imagine me having a ! above my head
does anyone know if i'M like supposed to have my own ranger suit or is one going to be provided for me? do they send it by mail or
>> NOT ME!! NOT ME THยกเชก TยกME, ยกTเชก HAPPENยกNG TO ME TOO
@constructedMetal i need my best people working on dismantling this thing this fucking instant
himero listen now is not the fucking time to like and pity my chitts we'RE in red alert
my notifs are getting blown the FUCK UP @aridScuttler @constructedMetal @controversialMilk STOP IT!!!!
hey guys how about #phuntrposting yeahhh #phuntrposting !!! hahaha.... ha... haa.... uh, anyone???
did we kill himerobot does anybody know? or the regular himero too
guys it'S 18 beer saturday make sure to drink 18 beers #substance #phunt
if any older ladies need an authentic experience today, you'RE welcome to come over to my hive (very messy) and clean up after me all day while i play videogames. at the end of the day i will have flowers ready (they will not match your vibe) and a card (my handwriting is terrible). there can also be some wine for you to drink alone and sadly
i can'T even begin to join in on this after the disaster earlier
well i actually hold the world record time. have a plaque and everything
i don'T think you did. it actually takes a very high iq to beat the outglut game
yeah i'M aware but i'M talking about the game portion specifically
did everyone lose at #outglutgame is that why i haven'T seen anyone chitt about it
me. right now. listen it'S a very lucrative opportunity that many people are going to apply for. annnnyyyy miiiinuteee now....
looking for an entourage to walk around with me at the masquerade this week. not like. a date but like a series of people who will make me look super important. maybe a few to take photos of me like i'M fucking cool. just create more aura for me basically
himero i'M going to need you to hate/mediate my chitts for a bit i'M close to 10k
hey, you. troll who just checked chittr after waking up. FUCK you.
y0u think i give even the slightest fuck ab0ut grinding f0r c0smetics? y0u and all y0ur besties are g0ds, i'm sure y0u can put y0ur divine human thinkpans t0gether l0ng en0ugh t0 figure 0ut a way t0 turn a pair 0f ugly sh0rts int0 a pair 0f ugly pants all 0n y0ur 0wn.
Me when I lie
Love is for chumps. Hate fuels me.
Rejoice, Wonderful For My Ganderbulbs.
โโฆโซโ I ัฆM CONCฮฃRNฮฃD ัฆBOUT THฮฃ ัฆMOUNT OF SLฮฃฮฃP YOU GฮฃT PฮฃR DัฆY. โโซโฆโบ
c< iM sO fucKgiNg sOrry >c
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Can yoou please answer my questioon aboout whoo is the hoottest car
โจ๐ญ๐ท๏ธ casper hates when i try to discuss the baffling implications of the Troll Cars franchise like the fact that in Troll Cars 2 mater mistakes wasabi for ice cream, suggesting that the cars have dairy products in their world. we see in Troll Cars that tractors are analogous to moobeasts, so the question becomes. Do They Milk The Tractors? Are The Cars Mammals? They also have gendered bathrooms apparently. Citation: the same wasabi scene. Do the cars have genitals?????? Do they reproduce sexually?????????? Do the tractors birth live young??????????? ๐ท๏ธ๐ญโจ
โจ๐ญ๐ท๏ธ casper comment on my cars posts i know you see them ๐ท๏ธ๐ญโจ
Life Is A Highway, I Wanna Ride It, All Night Long.
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Cars movie night when?
Not to get political but the limes had it coming.
Moonlight 2it up2 ar3 hon32tly 2o fuckin fir3
you better hope i don't get my fuckin hands on you larkso. you'll repent with all four of your fuckin limbs bitch #nsfwe #violence
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if i chain him up in the basement i'm gonna be late to clurch tomorrow :o/ maybe i'll just take him with like a pet or some shit #nsfwe
That's My Secret, Chittr. I'm Always Yearning.
โ๏ธI AM DENOTING THAT YOU ARE LOOKING UNCOMFORTABLE AND ALSO DISINTERESTED IN ENGAGING WITH THE MAJORITY OF THESE GRUBLINGS, PRESUMABLY BECAUSE THEY ARE OF A LESSER SOCIAL DESIGNATION TO YOU.โ๏ธ โ๏ธthis is totally understandable, and only admirable.โ๏ธ โ๏ธTO ENTER A CAVERN AND CODDLE THE FUTURE WORKING CLASSโ๏ธ โ๏ธto hold them in your delicate and glorious prongsโ๏ธ โ๏ธIT TRULY GOES TO SHOW HOW CONNECTED YOU ARE TO THE INFERIORS OF YOUR SOCIETY.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi wish that were me.โ๏ธ โ๏ธOR THAT I WAS THE ONE PHOTOGRAPHING THIS ORDEAL.โ๏ธ โ๏ธas so i might stand in the presence of greatness just once.โ๏ธ โ๏ธAMAZING.โ๏ธ โ๏ธhhโ๏ธ
i think lightning mcqueen might be me in another uniwverse
โ๏ธYOGHURT.โ๏ธ โ๏ธyogurt.โ๏ธ โ๏ธI AM COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED IN TRYING THE HUMAN VERSION OF TROLLIAN CUISINE, LITERALLY NOTHING CAN COMPARE TO THE SWEET TANG OF BEING ALLOWED TO SPEAR A LITTLE FERMENTED LACTATE PRODUCT ONTO AN OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT AFTER A HARD NIGHT'S WORK.โ๏ธ
โ๏ธI KNOW YOU LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE FISHING, BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKELY LITERALLY BOUND TO YOUR DUTIES.โ๏ธ โ๏ธbut i am having so much fun.โ๏ธ
I THINK ITS OKAY / you gotta pay the raisin tax
shhh.
I missed you.
What A Perfect Time To Be On Chittr Dot Ing. My Ganderbulbs Have Been Purified.
โโฆโซโ HฮฃY MัฆN. โโซโฆโบ
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my pr0file picture is a live vide0 feed 0f me by the way :) hi!
"= troll siri play meowbeast meowing 3 hours. ="
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๐นโฟ๐น h aha
HOLY FuCK I WON. I GOT CHITTR ANONYMOuS TO SHuT THE FuCK uP. YOu ARE ALL WELCOME. NO MORE DASHBOARD WIDE MOLESTATION OF THE SENSES. @everyOne
> 1m at a :.+:_ for word2 <
โ๏ธI ALSO ENJOY THE BYPRODUCTS OF UNFERTILIZED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTION.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi like when they are pre-packaged.โ๏ธ โ๏ธI CAN GET THEM DOWN WHOLE IF I TRY REALLY HARD.โ๏ธ
just think of all the poor lalondes
โ๏ธprecisely what i am referring to.โ๏ธ
#village r breeeder ๐นโฟ๐น
that was deserved and because of the very same thing you're doing now i'm taking away the cheese next
Nah man that's good yerr prrotected n stuff
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๐นโฟ๐น conga.rat๊ น.
Should have seen it coming. It's in the name. They're having a "Lark, so" why would it matter to them?
"= it's fine one second let me put some face paint on so i can be illegal here too. ="
evil gang. >;0$
prOoud Oof yOou, buddy.
๐ฆค Bro / literally / calls / for / me / and / hates / me / when / I / arrive Damn / Casp / I / won't / show / up / next / time :||
๐ฆค Claimed / this / one, / sorry / lil / bro :||
๐ฆค Sup :||
naw nOo sweat man. i gOot my Oown favOorites.
dies.
๐ฆค I / just / enjoy / you / is / all / :o) / honk :||
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i hit you with assper pooper in a fit of stupidity and honestly i canโt blame you for that reponse
โจ๐ญ๐ท๏ธ there's at least one blue clown and one teal one on here. so. shrug??? ๐ท๏ธ๐ญโจ
would it be running the bit too hard into the ground to say it should be burger friday
#FriendshipFriday!!!
if its enOough Oof a cOonsOolatiOon, she aint where i left her.
(V)(',,')(V) anytime chixie chixie bo bixie banana fana fo fixie
No Im the only one that can hate The other ones would probably like To try to actually kill them
How do I mass hate something
Casper and I shake hands The hate pact is sealed.
I hate because I love to see funny numbers go up here. Hate me back in return and we have a deal.
I Would Never Hurt You In A Permanent Way. You Know This.
i i i just vvomited up a lil me he screamed profanities about dirtbloods and turned to goo wwas that a premonition STOP HEXIN ME
cons1stency the key to success
yes 1t all mmakes sense now good on th1s broodmmate to push your boundar1es stagnancy 1s death
a puddle of wwhat can wwe get specifics
ju2t knoww my hate ii2 iin agreement..
๐ฆค Also / go / ahead / and / jingle, / jester / boy :||
They're Going To What At Me?
All th323 23lf proclaim3d hat3r2 out h3r3 aint hating my 2hit, curiou2
Doon't listen too them poost moore feet pics
And Yet You Club Larkso? You Club Larkso Like A Baseball? Oh! Oh! Jail For Casper, Jail For Casper For 500 Sweeps!
Someone Show " Meemaw " Kanaya How To Look Up Family Guy Clips Online.
I Think They May Have Been Hitting On You.
*attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Standing With His Arms Raised High Above His Head, The Stupidly Billowy Sleeves Of His Top Restricted By Thick Red Rope Tied In An Intricate Pattern And Fastened Up Onto A Hook Extended From The Ceiling To Keep Him Upright. Despite The Pose He Seems To Be Speaking To A Troll From Makeup Quite Casually As She Dusts His Cheeks With Blue Pigment To Simulate A Flustered Blush. Clearly This Is Only A Progress Photo From That Shoot, And There Are Yet More To Come.* #suggestive
Guys I don't remember making my needoh dick post
I'm Always Right, You Are The One Who's Always Wrong.
Using A Croissant Or An Asiago Bagel As Bread For Your Sandwich Is Superior.
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
Okay, okay. Awake enough for coffee posting. Like this post for coffee, pity for breakfast(comment if you want something specific), hate to explode your phone, mediate and comment for requests. #saturday
๏ฟฃ\ coffee enema /๏ฟฃ
hhhHHHhhhhhhhhh... Time to hhhead hhhome... hhh.hhh... Even if I know thhhat thhhere's no one thhhere now (UNLESS), I'm kind of excited... I'm gonna be hhhhhh hhh basically thhhe only one of my neighhhbours withhh wifi (thhhe neighhhbourhhhood really hhh hhhhhh is thhhat dire) (rustblood moment)
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There's Not Enough Time To Get Into That.
lame xX advice
*Hssssst* {ใท} anyone inttereฮธtted in ฮธending me droppodฮธ hitt me @ dettri 7uฮธ, coordinatteฮธ: 29ยฐ51.9' n / 147ยฐ57.6' w โฌใฑ *paah*
g0g 1 l0ve u l1ttle freakz 0n my t1mel1ne
Th3 2nack with a 2nack
Cau23 Troll Waffl3 Hou23 i2 too ov3ru23d and I lik3 Troll D3nny2 food b3tt3r
2o who2 gonna c3l3brat3 #fightm3friday by pulling up to th3 Troll D3nny2 parking lot and 2tarting a fight club
Alright y'all who2 forr3al in for fight club cau23 I might actually want to mak3 that happ3n mayb3 lik3 a #ThrowdownThur2day
L3t2 fucking gooooo dud3. I'll m322ag3 you
I kn3w youd b3 in bro. I'm d3ada22 I want to mak3 thi2 2hit happ3n.
Alt3rnian 2tr33t B33f2 #ThrowdownThur2day W33kly club wh3r3 w3 fight 3achoth3r for fun, to 2how off your 2hit, or if ya got b33f with 2om3on3 you chall3ng3 th3ir punk a22 to 2quar3 up in th3 ring. Lo23r g3t2 to 3at th3ir word2 and th3ir t33th. Winn3r g3t2 bragging right2 andj got to wail on th3m. Aint no killing though. I know, I know. 2ound2 lam3, but what2 th3 point of b3ing right if th3 lo23r i2 d3ad and you cant hold that ov3r hi2 h3ad? I dunno, ju2t a thought
Watch out Chitch32 cau23 thi2 2hit2 happ3ning. K33p your 3y32 p33l3d if your3 wanting to 2quar3 up and hav3 a good tim3. Alt3rnian 2tr33t B33f2 i2 coming. #throwdownthur2day
You know it dawg
Dud3 crim32 ar3 l3gal rn l3t2 fucking go
3v3ry gr3at id3a ha2 it2 imitator2
#nowplaying [ Go 4 Th3 Throat | Fox Lak3 ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=8MRJnTbUp2I&2i=192alA_yWC3IcNvO #2uck2to2uck #mood
15k Kull right around th3 corn3r l3t2 go
Word u a r3al on3 dud3 thank2
Can y'all 2top 3njoying my po2t2 2o much for a littl3 bit 2o I can hit bigg3r numb3r pl2
Like this post for a question, hate this post to explode your phone. The other two reactions are a mystery bonus surprise.
:33< at once
๏ฟฃ\ thought this said sock. almost got excited /๏ฟฃ
#n2fw Alright h3ar m3 out right In th3 gym hitting that b3nch pr322 right and th3n h3 walk2 in. Your3 mid pr322 wh3n h3 walk2 on up and ju2t 2tart2 going to town, bouncing on that 2hit crazy 2tyl3 whil3 your3 trying to hit your PR. Your3 forc3d to b3at your PR or your3 gonna drop that 2hit on your ch32t but you cant focu2 cau23 th3 way h3 hitting that 2hit i2 driving you wild.
๐ฆค :o) / We're / just / hangin' / out, / lil / man :||
yes my queen its absolutely IMPERATIVVE that you squirt on my gills once a night AT LEAST so that i dont dry out and die #nsfww
Gyattebayoo ๐ซฐ
Ok That's Some Real Shit You Just Said You're Right
Brb Calling The Woke Cops
hey convince him to get a chittr for me pls pls pls pls
i don't need to be a big tittie goth gf because i am something just as good. a big tittie joth bf.
Man Quit Telling Everyone About Your Goo They're Gonna Get The Wrong Idea
books โก: fiction โ: romance โง: thriller โค: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
yes i know i just wanted to call you on it :)
concern for my darlingest dearest baby bil
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busting out the ukulele for this one hey guys this is hard for me to say a few posts ago i erroneously yapped about roaches during beetle week ive since then been educated and informed that those two are different orders even if they look the fucking same which is offensive and churlish of me im listening and learning to bug voices and apologize for my egregious error and im working on improving myself btw this post was sponsored by raid shadow legends
แกแ ตใแกแ โพโ - - i wan t u glmaoas? .๐ฆ
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Yknow What Fuck It, Might As Well Drop This Now Lol if You Feel Like Supporting An Indie Artist, You Should Stream He Said // She Said's New Ep, Blind Panic ๐ https://i.ibb.co/jrkmwpdj/img-6766.png
Congratulations. One of you have found your prize. Only one of you. How hopeless.
โ๏ธYOU CAN COOK AN EGG IN A FRESH CUP OF BROWNWATER, IF YOU ARE RUNNING LATE TO THE OFFICE.โ๏ธ โ๏ธi witnessed it in a video. relevant image attached below.โ๏ธ https://i.imgur.com/oWDRjuP.jpeg
So Is Rorian, You're Not Special.