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@chillerAficionado
𓁹‿𓁹 he/him do NOT talk to me about the trolls cars franchise
Same problem, I need an opening parenthesis. Please, my friends, please.
:> (<== you c^n borrow my pet p^renthesis I ^m entrusting you with him <:
I need someone to do me a favor and don't make fun of me. Can you PLEASE type the number nine here. My nine key doesn't work and I need it and this is about the funniest way I think I could go about getting it
why 1s ch1ttr your eas1est way of gett1ng the number 9 to copypaste
Excuse me @dailyQuests I would like one [1] quest
"= daily quest!: get irreversibly lost in the "not scary" cave. ="
I wiLL lEAve thE rePOrts NEAr the monITOr, pLEASe MAKE surE YOu cenSor THem sHOULD You NEEd TO poST PrOof of AcquisITION
Local ferret actually not a ferret at all!! Insane!!!!! Mods, kill this woman. @audaciousConfident
I'm so fucking sick and tired of the mass psychosis game. I'm gonna start ripping shit up.
I don't blame you. Hey did you know in sburb, you can rip shit up to your hearts content?
SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAS A CASE OF MASS PSYCHOSIS.
I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR MASS PSYCHOSIS GAME JACK I CAN RIP SHIT UP ALL I WANT HERE IN THE REAL WORLD
Costar you always cop, drop a banger, and fuck off. You're my best friend.
If I start charging you guys for stealing my bits I would have so many yucky pennies.
I need an itemized list of every bit you have ever done pls and thank you. I will pay you handsomely.
Kinda miss the Phuntr bit....
You know a bitch (Casper) keeps that THANG (one {1} raisin) on him!!!!
do you keep them 1n l1ke a troll pezz d1spenser and pop one 1n your mouth da1ly
Didn't die in my sleep, everyone elses problem now.
Okay, I'm gonna put myself and this bit to bed. Goodlight weirdos in my palmhusk.
rip phuntr guynax, wh/) appr/)ves /)f this message
>> Good1¡ght, Copper copper not copper
Lujann and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.
Feels like I haven't made a funny harhar post in a minute.
@controversialMilk
I was gonna do these in batches of 10, but apparently that’s too much to ask for. Batch 1 of ask me shit that isn’t stupid. 1. hey man, what are 3 of your favorite chittr accounts/users on the site? @killerJeff, @viceroybubblesVsalamancr, and @normalPuppet 2. what do you actually think of the little green one What little green one? Like. There are a lot of little green ones running around here. If you’re talking about Himero I like him a lot. He’s a sweetheart, maybe too sweet for his own good. There’s not enough of that on Alternia. 3. Can you touch the ichor? I ought not. 4. What are you most afraid of? My biggest fears. 5. PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! have you or has anyone you know ever been misled by deceptive advertisting pertaining to "endless" or "infinite" appetizers/refills at a restaurant? Caelum once got kicked out of a Chili’s because the unlimited Shrimp were in fact limited. 6. If you had to choose a gimmick account to hangout with, who and how long do you think you could last I regularly join Billy for gamenight. I think we could take control of the world together tbh. 7. Genuinely curious, is your pfp what you look like or is it from something? Because I've just been imagining it's your face this whole time. That’s me. 8. burn or freeze to death Freeze, after a while the freezing turns into a sort of psychosis where you aren’t even aware you’re freezing anymore. You’re aware of the burning the entire time. https://forms.gle/CmFKtCBq1EBTFB6e7
>> ooh!! ¡ ડhou1d ડend you one a1ડo #8 ¡ડ crazy, but probab1y ડame
Thank you Casper that means a lot even if I'm not around as much anymore. I should host more games soon.
Okay, gang. That one is the Real Doc Scratch for real.
I too was going to dogpile on that loser engineer, but it looks like Lialyi's other shooters (???) got it covered right now.
𖦤 I'm / in / it / for / the / love / of / the / game :||
𖦤 Barely / worth / your / acknowledgement / tbh. / I / just / smelled / blood / in / the / water / lol :||
The "omniscient" cueball won't tell me secrets about myself so how am I supposed to give him any amount of respect? Just take him at his word?? Haa Haa.
. . . Well, I'm gonna go ahea and swing my bat at the hornets nest and invite you to dm me and spit your shit, Cueball.
I'm evil enough to bandwagon tonight actually, ama. -I will most likely be batch answering these. -If they are annoying, stupid, or no one would get anything from my answering the question, I will almost definitely pretend I never received it. -Those are the rules. https://forms.gle/M7XNLa1v87tifyFV7
Sorry guys, I'm a hater right now because one of my hivemates wanted to do some defensive training with me, went "easy," and still knocked my ass to the floor about seven times. So I'm being an evil hater on the internet.
I'm good. Just gonna be a little evil. Rejoice for your friend is evil now.
I just think a lot of you would benefit more from an onlyfiends subscription than your chittr account.