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Casper Cooper

@chillerAficionado

he/him do NOT talk to me about the trolls cars franchise

Blood: RustKult Score: 823Kull Score: 138410 followers9 following

Have you guys seen what Brazilian humans do to pizza?

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They're cookin. Plain and simple.

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And let's not talk about the Swedes.

If a child is taller than you, you should be allowed to take their kneecaps. This is my wisdom. #notmytruththough #im6'2 #wisdomfortheshorties

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who realized carmel is taller than them? was it gray?

What even is a cronut?

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inb4 that ampora comes in with some fuckass pickup line... 8/

A donut made with croissant pastry.

And nothing bad happened from everyone puffpuffpassing a fucking carnival lollipop. The end.

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Sorry. A psychadelic* fucking carnival lollipop.

I wish Fucknight at Fivdies was real. And William Afton would be there. And maybe Grimace.

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Forjorken.

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I wish to study you like a bug.

Take me to dinner first?????

Absolutely not. Can I dissect you?

Not without dinner????? I'm not some 2bithussy

If I provide dinner at my lab, will I be able to dissect you?

I don't go home with stranger women before the first date.

If a "date" is what it takes.

Nvm. I changed my mind. Let me know if you see Grimace.

Dang.

Troll siri play Creep by Radiohead.

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Fuck. I'm getting a bad grade in Batman.

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It's not your fault. All of the Jorker's followers. Are fools.🦇

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That was ice fucking cold I wish I could rechit it.

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I will chit it separately. Just for you.

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I might be a Batman truther now.

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Who knew the Jorker was such a cool guy?

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This is fake news. Jorker is antiwoke.

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@happyHound[HH]

NO.

Holy shit it's Batman.

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Dear Fishing Friday crew, what if you accidentally fish up someone's lusus?

Oh I changed my mind about this one lol

Ahem. Oppa gangnam style.

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Worst day of my life. :(

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I'm pretty sure a detective is a breed of some kind of horse.

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8=D < 🐴 ?

You got it man.

✨🍭🕷️ i wish horses were real 🕷️🍭✨

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this is biologically and factually correct

8=D < The wonderful truth is that they are. And you can pet one. Perhaps even ride one.

✨🍭🕷️ wow. the world is so beautiful. 🕷️🍭✨

If a Lego person were to give birth would it come out of the holes that connects it to the base plate? Follow up question, would it be live birth or egg?

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√(Legos have ass holes. Like one on each cheek.)²

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I am terrified why would you say that to me?

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i think u need to host a philosophical discussion in a big lecture hall about this, u need students. pupils even.

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√(you wanted to know where the baby would come out https://brickmaniatoys.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/283-minifig-back-1200.jpg)²

You either traumadump or you die.

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DON'T TRAuMADuMP. PLEASE. IT'S GOOD FOR YOu. HOLD IT ALL IN uNTIL YOu ARE IN FRONT OF A VERY ACTIVE FREEWAY. OR ATOP A VERY TALL PLACE.

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Amen Little Dude 🙏

@caliBorn[CB]

You want me so bad it makes you look a little stupid.

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I WANT YOu. TO DIE. STuPID!!!

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No fucking way they got Deltarune here

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Love wins I guess??? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈🪁👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ #cantheyevenseecolors

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finally thats what ive been saying this whole time

xx_OMG_IF_THEY_CANT_SEE_COLORS_THEY_CANT_APPRECIATE_DOUBLE_RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!_this_is_a_TRAVESTYYYyy_orz_xx

No they cannot, that’s what makes it gayer

I look away for two seconds and the detectives are in love.

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<3-Good-for-them!-Good-for-them!

ISṅ'T IT BėAUTIFUL!?

I CȯULD ȯṅLY HȯPė FȯR THė SAMė ȯṅė DAY...

We are not. Who is spreading this rumor?

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Probably all the posts you made about me.

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troll siri play vampires by jack the stripper

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xx_YEEESSSSS_BOYYY https://media.tenor.com/qqls-Ajf0t4AAAAM/gir-invaderzim.gif_xx

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There should be viewing booths at the gym like operating rooms have for med students. My wisdom is unmatched.

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itSss called me Ssstanding in the corner and Ssstaring

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I don't think ole Maudy uses public gyms.

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