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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♠️♦️♠️█ ░ in all 0ur w0rst shared dawn terr0rs and feverish little daymares...i w0uld never even dream 0f it. ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️

Kult: +21
Total: 21
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♠️♦️♠️█ ░ h0w am i supp0sed t0 fear and revile this...? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️♠️♦️♠️█ ░ s0me0ne s0...mesmerizing...bewitching...vast...and...gentle...that is n0t what a m0nster l00ks like. that is n0t what a harmful and hateful thing is. that is n0t a thing at all. that is. that is. a w0ndr0us s0ul. a beautiful great spirit. that is. my friend e0n. my. my m0irail! and. and he is n0t g0ing t0 stay put. nuh uh. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️♦️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ n0t if...i have anything t0 say ab0ut it... ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️

Kult: +155
Kull: +24
Total: 179
Ratio: 6.46
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♠️♦️♠️█ ░ 0h. 0H. 0H. BECAUSE IT IS S0 MUCH BETTER WHAT Y0UR SIGN W0ULD SAY. IF IT WERE H0NEST. AB0UT Y0UR UGLY. DEMENTED. WARPED FEELINGS. IF Y0U C0ULD SPEAK. AS Y0U ARE. AS Y0U TRULY FEEL. 0UTSIDE 0F Y0UR LITTLE. TINY BUBBLE. 0F UNFEELING. S0CI0PATHIC SHIT TALKING. 0N A P00R. LITTLE GUY. WH0 CANN0T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF. WH0 IS N0T HERE T0 SPEAK. ପ(∗´ര 益 ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。ˇ・`へ´・)@ YOU WATCH YOUR TEMPER. SADAKO. @(。ˇ・`へ´・)@ KONGAR DOES NOT HAVE A SIGN THAT SAYS KONGAR HATES YOU YOU ARE NEVER COMING BACK BYE BYE SMELLY FOOT UNBATHED STUPID BELOATHED EON. @(。ˇ・`へ´・)@ KONGAR WOULD NEVER HAVE SUCH A SIGN MADE ON HIS BEHALF EITHER. IT IS NOT HOW KONGAR FEELS. STOP IT. STOP IT AT ONCE.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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Verified
A user of established repute
Our Holy Mirth
A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]
Fleethoofed
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Trolltism
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Yuri Official
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Emoticonnoisseur
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

Oh It Is yOUr mOIrAIl! wEll wE shOUld pErhAps Ask mAtEsprIt chIxIE UpOn thE mAttEr bUt my vOtE wOUld bE yEs, sUrEly As bEIng A mOIrAIl tO sUch A wOndErfUl frIEnd As yOU frIEnd sAdAkO hE cAnnOt pOssIbly bE thAt tErrIblE! :)

Kult: +19
Kull: +4
Total: 23
Ratio: 4.75
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♦️█ ░ thank y0u! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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Verified
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Our Holy Mirth
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Fleethoofed
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Trolltism
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Yuri Official
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Emoticonnoisseur
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@arcaneAspirations[AA]

Oh gOOdnEss... wEll whAt If hE prOmIsEs nOt tO hUrt OthErs? sUrEly thAt wOUld AssIst yEs?

Kult: +12
Kull: +2
Total: 14
Ratio: 6.00
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

💢💢💢♠️♠️♠️█ ░ and just wh0se fl00zy fucking fault is that k0ngar??? y0u want t0 talk w0land??? where was y0ur big guy gust0 and guts when he said we sh0uld ditch him in the furthest ring? that we sh0uld slingsh0t him thr0ugh time??? if there was a punishment t0 be dished 0ut...why is0late him f0r sweeps and sweeps 0n end? why leave him starved 0n his death slab t0 r0t??? why re0pen 0ld w0unds by talking t0 him at all if y0u were just g0ing t0 h0ld up a stupid sign that says "k0ngar hates y0u!!!! y0u are never c0ming back!!! bye bye!!!! smelly f00t unbathed stupid bel0athed e0n!!!" ପ(∗´ര ꁞ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️💢💢💢

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
This user goes apeshit.
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・`⸟´・)@ YOU COULD ASK ONE HUNDRED TIMES. ONE HUNDRED WAYS. @(。・`⸟´・)@ ONE HUNDRED ANSWERS WILL BE ONE HUNDRED TIMES THE SAME. @(。・`⸟´・)@ NO. EON IS NOT COMING BACK. NOT NOW. NOT EVER. HE CANNOT CHANGE. HE DOES NOT WANT TO CHANGE. HE IS NOT CAPABLE OF CHANGE. HE WOULD NOT EVEN PRETEND FOR VERY LONG HE IS NOT MURDEROUSLY VENGEFUL. AND UNREPENTENT ABOUT WHAT HE CHOSE TO DO. AND WHAT HE MADE HAPPEN. HE IS IMMATURE. PUERILE. VINDICTIVE. GIVEN TO TANTRUMS. AND MURDER. HIS FOOLISH LACK OF WISDOM AND EXPERIENCE. MAKES HIM EXACTLY WHAT WOLAND SAID. A "JEJUNE JUVENILE DELINQUENT IN A STUNTED ADULT'S BODY HELLBENT ONLY ON FIGACACIOUS LIFE ENDING AND TAKING." @(。・`)~´・)@ KONGAR MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN WHAT ALL OF THOSE WORDS MEAN... @(。ˇ・`へ´・)@ BUT KONGAR REMEMBERS THEM! AND LIVES BY THEM! WE ARE SAFER NOW FOR HIS NOT BEING HERE. HE IS A MONSTER. INCAPABLE OF CHANGE. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME PASSES MOVES. HE DRAGS HIS SMELLY FEET AND DOES NOT. HE PARKS HIS TAIL AND REMAINS MOTIONLESS. UNCARING. FLAUNTS HOW MUCH NOTHING HE HAS DONE. AND WHAT HE CHOOSES TO BE. THERE IS NO GOODNESS IN HIM. HE WILL NOT ALLOW IT.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♦️♦️♦️█ ░ n0...? ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・へ・)@ YES. NO. MY ANSWER IS NO.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♦️█ ░ n0...? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
This user goes apeshit.
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・へ・)@ NO. I MISS HIM. BUT STILL NO.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♦️█ ░ c0me 0n...k0ngar...y0u miss him t00! ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・へ・)@ NO. SADAKO. I SAY NO.

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♠️♦️♠️█ ░ he w0uld say he was s0rry if he knew it w0uld get him 0ut. he is n0t like that anym0re. k0ngar. please. i accept we did what we had t0 when we were scared. but maybe its time t0 c0nsider if we did the wr0ng thing. if we made the wr0ng call. if we f0ll0wed the wr0ng advice. if we did s0mething we sh0uldnt have. w0land isnt here. this is purely up t0 us. ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ d0 y0u really feel righte0us? like this is an 0k thing t0 d0 t0 a friend? he was hurt. and struggling. and lashing 0ut. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ he l0ved us since we were grubs. and we l0ved him. d0nt act like y0u didnt. y0u said s0 y0urself. y0u mean a l0t t0 him. even n0w. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️█ ░ what...d0...y0u...say...friend...back? ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️

Kult: +12
Kull: +7
Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・へ・)@ HM. @(。・`へ´・)@ ...NO. @(。ˇ・`へ´・)@ HE CANNOT COME BACK. @(。・`⸟´・)@ HE HAS NOT CHANGED. HE IS STILL THE SAME. IF ANYTHING. HE IS WORSE NOW. WILLING TO MANIPULATE YOUR FEELINGS. TO CONVINCE YOU HE WON'T HURT YOU. JUST BECAUSE YOU MEAN A LOT TO HIM. AS IF WE DID NOT TOO. AS IF HE IS NOT WHY YOU ARE A SPIRIT ADRIFT. WITHOUT YOUR BODY TO CALL YOU OWN. @(。・`⸟´・)@ HE CANNOT LEAVE. AND IF HE DOES. I AM PUTTING HIM RIGHT BACK. I LOVE HIM. HE IS A DEAR FRIEND TO ME. BUT RECOGNIZING WHEN A FRIEND DOES WRONG. EVEN THE UNREPENTENT. AND EVIL KIND. IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DUTY YOU HAVE TO SOMEONE YOU LOVE. SADAKO. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT. BUT YOU SHOULD NOW. EON STAYS PUT.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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𝑻𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍...
...𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒕?
𝑯𝒐𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒆?
𝑯𝒐𝒘?
𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕
𝒏𝒐𝒕?
Barely Survived
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BD-DS-SM
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@abraCadaver[AC]

♦️█ ░ ...w0uld i be a bad pers0n...if i released...an ancient evil...wh0 used t0 be...and i still c0nsider t0 be...a very g00d friend...s0 we c0uld hang 0ut...? i kn0w it s0unds bad...but c0nsider...he is really nice...and its 0K n0w... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️

Kult: +26
Kull: +2
Total: 28
Ratio: 13.00
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🦍/🦍 𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐗 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑
This user goes apeshit.
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@apexAcerbate[AA]

@(。・`ꇳ´・)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ HII HII HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!! I HOPE YOU ACCEPT FIST BUMPS. DO YOU ACCEPT FIST BUMPS? IF YOU DO. HERE IS SEVERAL DOZEN. IF NOT. JUST DODGE AND THEY WILL NOT CONNECT. PERSONAL SPACE AND COMFORTS ARE SUPER IMPORTANT TO KONGAR. @(。・ェ・)@ THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION. MAYBE. EVER? THAT KONGAR HAS RECEIVED... @(。・0・)@ AND ANSWER...DEPENDS ON THE INSTALLMENT!!!! WHILE AIAI IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. AND THE ONE I HAVE 100%'D MOST STAGES ON IN SOLO AND MULTIPLAYER...YANYAN IS MY IRREFUTABLE MAIN. @(。・ᗜ・)@ SHE HAS INCREDIBLE SPEED. JUMP. RAW VELOCITY THAT IS EVEN GREATER THAN GUESTS LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG. HER LEAP PHYSICS ARE SHEERLY UNBEATABLE IN MOST CATEGORIES AND METRICS. TIGHT STEERS ARE HARDER. BUT I TEND TO EXCEL BEST AT MONKEY BALL. WHEN I AM NOT REQUIRED TO DO TIGHT TURNS. AND SIMPLY LIGHTLY FLICK. THAT IS KONGAR'S GREATEST STRENGTH. LIGHT FLICK. GREAT DISTANCE MOVEMENT. @(。・`⸟´・)@ JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE... @(。・`)~´・)@ IF WE ARE TALKING ONLINE COMPETITIVE OR TIMED TRIALS, I HAVE TO GO WITH THE BABY META. TIGHT TURNS ARE EASIER TO SEE. AND THE LITTLE CHUDLETTE CHIMP IS REGRETTABLY A META OF THEIR OWN MAKING. INCREDIBLE ACCELERATION. GOOD VELOCITY SUSTAIN. AND AN INDOMINABLE YOUTH THAT ENSTILLS HIS SPIRIT WITH THE STUFF THAT LEAPS WATERFALLS IN A SINGLE STANDING JUMP. HOPE THAT ANSWERS!!!!!!! EVERYTHING. AND THANK YOU AGAIN. FOR ASKING KONGAR. VERY VERY VERY HAPPY.

Kult: +50
Kull: +4
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|| ► what time is it? soon-to-beforian understandings of the trollian sweep. || an article on beforus-based calendar understanding and execution of chronology by accredited author chakwa nanich, localized into 4 separate trollian dialects and 1 non-trollian dialect for ease-of-reading. questions? comments? generalized fears about upcoming elections to caste-representative positions in government? chakwa nanich can be reached using @integrityManifesto on chittr. → article begins. in branching out across platforms, it has come to my attention that! non-trollian species might struggle to understand the timekeeping practices of a beforian journalist. since journalism itself is about sharing information in the most understandable and blunt way, i can't exactly leave a newfound audience out to dry. so. despite my great efforts to avoid the inevitable, i will now embrace the mantle of proper schoolfeeder to the unabsorbed. should make things easier when you are all eventually subsumed into the beforian domain, putting you at least two sheds above the average cull-captive. let's hop to it! beforus rotates on two axes, the polar axis and the lunar axis. the polar axis runs through our largest oceans, specifically the deepest trenches of those oceans! similar to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles from my extensive research. the lunar axis is a variable point, so just think of it as "perpendicular" to our lovely pink moon and our solar system's resident star. analogous to the "human" concept of "north and south" poles... again. wik-kəmtəks? most wrigglers are! don't worry... i have a feedecree in communication. time to approach it another way. beforus orbits the resident star on its lunar axis, meaning the moon and the sun are on the same "plane" in space at all times. however, the planet SPINS on its polar axis, and our equator is never parallel with our moon because the MOON orbits over the polar axis. 'dret wik-kəmtəks ixt. {i have included a helpful diagram below to clarify things a little further, in case my readers are visual feeders.} moving on... a perigee is the time it takes our pink moon to reach one pole from the other, or one full night and light together, with the apogee being the midpoint or change-over from light to night... or night to light depending on your location! sort of similar to chaku-san or chaku-mun for the diurnal "human" species that seems most dominant of non-trollian chittr users. the moon orbits us 13 full times over the course of an equinox. 26 perigees {or 26 apogees if you're weird} make just 1 equinox {about 1 rotation of the planet} and it takes around 26 equinoxes to orbit the resident star. wow! it sure is nice to have everything perfectly match like that, huh? ...fun fact for the curious... beforus actually has several "eves" that are "not-really-nights" in our calendars, or night / light cycles that get "skipped" from counting because we like our 26-26-26 set-up sooo much. you might have heard of 12th perigee's eve before! that's just one of our "skipping" perigees, showing up every equinox or so to pad out those pesky "almost" and "abouts" in beforan timekeeping. hatching on an eve is considered very unlucky in some parts of beforus, so do your best to chew out at a good time like just before or after a season. a season? right! beforus has four seasons, known as dim / dusk / dawn / doom. these are governed by our orbit around the resident star. doom and dusk are opposites, just like dim and dawn, existing on opposite sides of beforus at any given time. unlike non-trollian seasons on boring 1-axis planets like "earth" or similar, our seasons refer to the position of the star's light on beforus at any given time during a sweep. the side of beforus that faces the resident star is in the doom season, the side facing away from the resident star is in the dusk season! meanwhile, the dawn season is the "edge" of the doom-dusk seasons "turning" into the sunlight and the dim season is the doom-dusk "edge" now "turning" away from the sunlight. {i'll include a diagram for this as well. my gift to visual feeders.} doom seasons are hot, dusk seasons are cold, and dim / dawn seasons are just the best! thankfully, the worst of doom and dusk seasons take place over the deep oceans, warming our and cooling our waters in a way that keeps the whole of beforus very livable for even the lowliest of landdwellers. when our equator faces the resident star, our natural rotation keeps the topography from being utterly eradicated by husk-blistering radiation and heat... but don't go wandering during the light apogee. seriously! i'm warning you against that. phew! looks like we've covered all the basics, even if it gets even more complicated down to the smallest click. trolls are pretty set in our ways. we like everything working out in sort-of-tridecimals more than anything else, so even our perigees are broken up into 26: 13 scrubs before apogee then 13 scrubs after. as for a scrub, that's 26 swabs, and finally 52... clicks to a swab. {no system's perfect, i suppose.} consider it a system relying on 12... + 1, just in case. thank you for taking the time to feed up on basic beforian timekeeping with me, dear reader. hopefully these details have scuttled to the deepest reaches of your pan-equivalent... and if you're a troll who didn't know any of this stuff. well, now you do! if you enjoyed my ramblings, you might think to subscribe to my chittr profile, but. only do that if you're prepared for some hard hitting REAL journalism tackling the weird and wacky and wonderful problems on beforus. yes, i said PROBLEMS. no system is ideal until there's nothing left to critique, so keep your bulbs open and your tubes clean. if you dare! → article concludes. this is chakwa nanich, alta nayka ɬatu on the 12th lunar perigee of the 8th doom season's equinox. ɬax̣ayam! mirrored articles on swattpad, recoupjournal, huskbook, and panshock monthly. originally posted on the official alta 'mayka munk-kəmtəks website. — alta ɬaska chaku-sax̣ali, ɬaska 'təmtəm ɬatwa ɬatwa ɬatwa kʰanu-qʰata.

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