♦ pitied by @clandestineGutter
|t's cr^zy th^t |'m still not de^d h^h^.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Qu!ck, posSt!ng tummy wh!le everyone !sSSs d!ssstracted! ꠹
I hau8e the higgups...dying
ne:ther of my band matez want to go out dr:nk:ng. wow. ok. am : juzt zome zort of fuck:ng joke? whatever.
theyre feed:ng l:ez :nto the wak:ng m:ndz of thoze who ztand on ground they cla:m :z the:rz. theyve taken over now, but once the revolt occurz, we w:ll be an equal zoc:ety. pat:ence :z a v:rtue and zo forth.
Yov're gonn^ get ^ll worried if | tell yov ^bovt how th^t dvde's still w^iting ^rovnd for me thovgh.
Yov don't know th^t m^ybe | do.
| think we got ovt of his like terrortory c^vse he stopped ch^sing vs ^rovnd ^nd went b^ck. Jvst gott^ be c^refvl going b^ck there | gvess h^h^.
Like |'ll get p^st him even if | h^ve to dig vndergrovnd to do it |'m so seriovs.
C^n this gvy hop off my bvlge holy shit. Every time | ride ovt | see him w^iting for me wh^t the fvck.
Hey c'mon | won't let ^nything h^ppen to me. Ok^y? Yov'll see me soon | swe^r.
|'m fine h^ndsome promise. Jvst gott^ sh^ke em ^g^in. Bvt vh ^lso yov might not see me for ^ sec | don't w^nt yov getting c^vght in the middle of my shit.
Low-key |'m still on the rvn h^h^ bvt |'m not de^d so don't like worry or wh^tever.
Yov h^ve to be c^refvl like ^ctv^lly or |'m gonn^ st^rt t^lking qv^ds.
| c^n tell when he's getting weird ^g^in gvess where |'m going h^h^.
Th^t'd be the s^ddest shit ever no w^y.
Good bvt ^lso b^d like |'m svper gonn^ emb^rr^ss myself not gonn^ lie.
Y'know | didn't think ^bovt how with both of vs being in mvsic | might ^ctv^lly see him ^rovnd. Am | fvcked or wh^t lol.
Re^lly not ^ gre^t time to get these piercings m^n. At le^st | didn't decide to pierce my tongve too.
| feel like | need to like. Go for ^ w^lk or something ^fter re^ding th^t. Bvt like ^lso |'m too we^k in the knees to w^lk h^h^. #svggestive
|t's getting colder yov know wh^t th^t me^ns. No more cropped shirts.
| think | need to be hvmbled ^ little bit.
| dvnno m^n every time | record | feel like so emb^rr^ssed god. Not th^t it's gonn^ stop me bvt still. #svggestive
My tongve is longer th^n yov think it is bvt shorter th^n yov might hope. #svggestive
Goregle, how to get yovr ex to h^te yov ^g^in.
Yov ever help ^n elderly clown cross the ro^d ^nd she tells yov the Messi^hs will m^ke svre yov don't die too p^infvlly.
Do yov think someone h^s ever covghed into their pitch's movth on pvrpose ^fter shotgvnning? Sc^ry. #svggestive | think.
Skin h^s ^ t^ste th^t's not re^lly something yov ever think ^bovt.
| gott^ st^y focvsed. #svggestive
They're t^king my p^lmhvsk. :(
Unrel^ted to the l^st post bvt yov're gonn^ h^ve to be h^nds off^ me for ^t le^st like ^ month or two h^h^.
| shovld prob^bly s^y | won't ever drink ^g^in bvt |'m lying lm^o |'m gonn^ drink ^g^in. |t w^s ^wesome before the cr^zy p^n ^che. #svbst^nces
They're m^king me drink w^ter ^nd |'m jvst like. Lying here. | feel like ^ h^mster | shovld get those w^ter things they h^ve so | c^n le^n over ^nd sip on it.
Mm.
| let the b^rtender scr^tch behind my e^r c^vse he lets me h^ve the kitchen leftovers. #svbst^nces
How soon into ^ sitv^tionship is too soon to ^sk ^ gvy to p^il yov so h^rd ^nd deep even like. S^ying his n^me m^kes yov cry while he's inside of yov. |'m ^sking for vhhhh. Me. Th^t's not weird right. #nsfw
Ye^hhhh | know. |'ll vse my thinksponge.
|'m like w^y h^rder to pin down into ^ qv^d th^n yov might think ^ctv^lly h^h^. Most people ^ren't cool with the lifestyle | le^d.
| think it m^de him f^ll ^sleep bvt |'m still wide ^w^ke wh^t the hell. He took ^ll of my rest for himself wh^t ^ b^st^rd.
They never shovld^ told me ^bovt this site m^n.
Eleven.....
| w^nt yov so b^d it m^kes me look stvpid.
Free w^termelon.
Bvt my cred.
| get ^ll clingy ^nd weird when |'m ^rovnd people too often th^t's why | h^ve to sep^r^te myself. C^n't rvin my street cred.
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fuck i regret eatin it now bc I want dinner
Ple^se don't tell me ^ll the fine trolls think | don't w^sh myself now.
Yov never think ^bovt how long it's been since yov h^d ^ b^th till someone t^lks ^bovt it. M^ybe | shovld svck vp to Anggie's moir^il ^g^in so she'll let me vse hers.
im sooooo hungryyyyyy 8888(
Ple^se.
Cool. |'ll m^ke it vp to yov tonight. #svggestive
| dvnno | like th^t yov're like. |m^gining it.
Y'know when he broke my horn off it w^s like ^nnoying bvt | ^lso didn't stop h^h^. | me^n it w^s kind of hot | didn't like expect it ^t ^ll. #svggestive
The m^scvline vrge to sh^ve ^ll my h^ir off.
More th^n yov even know h^h^.
| think m^ybe like the sh^me over fvcking yovrself with yovr own bvlge w^s like. M^de vp by trolls who ^ren't big enovgh to do it. #nsfw
swords dude i am ripped
| don't like to over sh^re online for re^l bvt like. M^ybe jvst one pictvre. Jvst to like get ^ re^ction from ^ few trolls ^nd like. M^ybe ^ non troll. #svggestive
Wh^t if like...both of them. Yov know wh^t | me^n? |'m jvst like thinking ovt lovd c^vse the di^ry f^ctory exploded. And | w^nt them to see |'m thinking ^bovt it m^ybe. #svggestive
you fucked it
H^h^ fvck he's kind^ like. Cvte.
DAMN YEAH YOU RIGHT I'D ALSO 8E NERVOUS HELLOOO OWOOF
Wovld yov forgive me if | l^vgh ^ little bit.
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My boss l·lets me be shirtl·less but hes al·lso a #perv so maybe thats why...
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why am i shy at times?? unlike me... i thought i was a very outgoing purrson, but the thought of making a fr13nd fills me with anx13ty... i dont like it >X/
Ye^h | know bvt like. |dk. Norm^l trolls h^ve comfort food th^t they c^ll tr^sh bvt like |'ve been e^ting ^ctv^l tr^sh for so long now th^t it's my comfort food. Yov know wh^t | me^n?
C^n't believe yov don't w^nn^ e^t tr^sh with me m^n.
Do | not look strong be honest.
There's this sp^ce he^ter | h^ve th^t h^s ^ hole in the middle of it ^nd | know it'd like fry my bvlge off bvt like. Yov get wh^t |'m s^ying. #nsfw
sometimes you gotta shame a bitch on the timeline man
well do all animals that trolls have around have horns????
um we just dont have them!
Thing is the b^rtender here h^tes my gvts c^vse | knocked ^ll of his gl^sses over when | w^s w^sted one light, bvt he likes the b^nd so | still get speci^l tre^tment. #svbst^nces
|'ve been told |'m w^y more comfort^ble th^n ^ cvpe. Like c^sv^lly.
When they stretch me to m^ke me 6'2" remind me to tell them to stretch my fingers too. | w^nn^ we^r more cool jewelry.
|'m not gonn^ lie to yov m^n his h^nds ^re keeping me vp ^t light Jesvs christ. Not in the fvn w^y. #svggestive
|n my defense | didn't know th^t instrvment w^s historic | jvst thovght it'd look cool broken.
C^n't even offer vp free tickets c^vse we lowkey need the money for the debt. My f^vlt.
Covld yov gr^b my w^ist next time yov get on my bike. Ple^se. #svggestive
| might h^ve to.
Nsb^kmb^n^n.bshqj
H^d to tovch the fence ^g^in to keep me from s^ying something | shovldn't where everyone ^nd their lvsvs c^n see it. #svggestive
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i feel like the fucker from slaie the princess nightmare route but like less scared i dont think theie're gonna do aniethin to me even if i do let em in but people keep saiein not to so im not i maie not believe all the cosmic bullshit but i am also not a moron if its real it'd be real even if i dont believe so being stupid will onlie get me in fuckin trouble innit
Yov're b^sic^lly my troll jvd^s right now |'m pvsherbroken.
They're t^king me ovt to the b^ck of the shed for being silly.
Ye^h | gott^ ^gree with the ^bove th^t's like the opportvne time to think ^bovt ^ll^ th^t.
| c^n't tell if this is good or b^d for me.
Genvinely yov c^n do wh^tever yov w^nt ^s long ^s yov're looking ^t me while yov're doing it.
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Gre^t minds think ^like. We shovld get egg rolls.
Like | c^n't be in debt ^nd cr^zy. Yov know wh^t | me^n?
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Just looking
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yes good help is harwd to find nowdays sighs everwyone demands such a high tip forw doing any menial task i mean it used to be wherwe you did what you werwe told without any pay but now you can be both worwking and a beggarw how does that even worwk
Ye^h | skipped ovt on pr^ctice ^nd she's pissed h^h^.
at da medicentre with my moirail ☝🏼 8roke another 8one
You DON'T even understand. What it means to SIT next to a FELLOW GUY and just WATCH the alphas work with their SWOLE MASCULINITY.
II would assume it's for the presence of other people! And access two alcohol. The more, the merrier!
i need my 'ead to be stomped on against a curb rq i thought someone was flirting wiff me but dey werent and now im too embarrassed to live
Sir yes sir.
i sWeAr i wIlL GrAb hEr bY HeR HoOd aNd dRaG HeR OvEr tO YoU. aNd i bEtChA FiVe bUcKs sHe'd sLeEp tHrOuGh iT. sO YeAaAhH,,
Drvmmers ^nd singers got it so h^rd. Me^nwhile |'m over here strvmming my b^ss. The tips of my prong nvbs were kind of sliced off bvt th^t w^s ^ long time ^go now they're cr^zy c^llovsed | don't even feel it. #gore? | don't know m^n.
All of my ex qv^ds ^re ^live c^vse they're too cr^zy to die h^h^.
I try to ignore it
*、lI3S I C4NT R34D！⚡️
Wrong. Never seen you
｢(*´ー｀*) kyutie sized? keke?｣
Sooo.. i can sense someone i dont know approaching and im lowkey starting to get afraid
/bro is afrade fr
I Will Leave The Next Sandwich Alone. I Am, However, Eating The Lock.
Going Back In Time To Take A Bite Out Of The First Sandwich As Well.
Preemptively Taking A Bite Out Of The Next Sandwich.
(\ /) i'm getting a lot of mixed messages on what exactly it means to be "wanted."
Daddy is getting very angwy
action; statement input; statement: you were warned...
action; statement input; statement: i wou|d p|ace my bet on casper's account winning against you, actua||y
|'m not t^king qvestions ^t this time.