♦ pitied by @clandestineGutter
Ye^h | know bvt like. |dk. Norm^l trolls h^ve comfort food th^t they c^ll tr^sh bvt like |'ve been e^ting ^ctv^l tr^sh for so long now th^t it's my comfort food. Yov know wh^t | me^n?
C^n't believe yov don't w^nn^ e^t tr^sh with me m^n.
There's this sp^ce he^ter | h^ve th^t h^s ^ hole in the middle of it ^nd | know it'd like fry my bvlge off bvt like. Yov get wh^t |'m s^ying. #nsfw
sometimes you gotta shame a bitch on the timeline man
well do all animals that trolls have around have horns????
Thing is the b^rtender here h^tes my gvts c^vse | knocked ^ll of his gl^sses over when | w^s w^sted one light, bvt he likes the b^nd so | still get speci^l tre^tment. #svbst^nces
|'ve been told |'m w^y more comfort^ble th^n ^ cvpe. Like c^sv^lly.
When they stretch me to m^ke me 6'2" remind me to tell them to stretch my fingers too. | w^nn^ we^r more cool jewelry.
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|'m not gonn^ lie to yov m^n his h^nds ^re keeping me vp ^t light Jesvs christ. Not in the fvn w^y. #svggestive
|n my defense | didn't know th^t instrvment w^s historic | jvst thovght it'd look cool broken.
C^n't even offer vp free tickets c^vse we lowkey need the money for the debt. My f^vlt.
Covld yov gr^b my w^ist next time yov get on my bike. Ple^se. #svggestive
H^d to tovch the fence ^g^in to keep me from s^ying something | shovldn't where everyone ^nd their lvsvs c^n see it. #svggestive
FUCK YEᔑ ИᏫW LICK THE CAMERA
i feel like the fucker from slaie the princess nightmare route but like less scared i dont think theie're gonna do aniethin to me even if i do let em in but people keep saiein not to so im not i maie not believe all the cosmic bullshit but i am also not a moron if its real it'd be real even if i dont believe so being stupid will onlie get me in fuckin trouble innit
Yov're b^sic^lly my troll jvd^s right now |'m pvsherbroken.
They're t^king me ovt to the b^ck of the shed for being silly.
Ye^h | gott^ ^gree with the ^bove th^t's like the opportvne time to think ^bovt ^ll^ th^t.
| c^n't tell if this is good or b^d for me.
Genvinely yov c^n do wh^tever yov w^nt ^s long ^s yov're looking ^t me while yov're doing it.
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Gre^t minds think ^like. We shovld get egg rolls.
Like | c^n't be in debt ^nd cr^zy. Yov know wh^t | me^n?
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Just looking
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yes good help is harwd to find nowdays sighs everwyone demands such a high tip forw doing any menial task i mean it used to be wherwe you did what you werwe told without any pay but now you can be both worwking and a beggarw how does that even worwk
Ye^h | skipped ovt on pr^ctice ^nd she's pissed h^h^.
at da medicentre with my moirail ☝🏼 8roke another 8one
You DON'T even understand. What it means to SIT next to a FELLOW GUY and just WATCH the alphas work with their SWOLE MASCULINITY.
II would assume it's for the presence of other people! And access two alcohol. The more, the merrier!
i need my 'ead to be stomped on against a curb rq i thought someone was flirting wiff me but dey werent and now im too embarrassed to live
i sWeAr i wIlL GrAb hEr bY HeR HoOd aNd dRaG HeR OvEr tO YoU. aNd i bEtChA FiVe bUcKs sHe'd sLeEp tHrOuGh iT. sO YeAaAhH,,
Drvmmers ^nd singers got it so h^rd. Me^nwhile |'m over here strvmming my b^ss. The tips of my prong nvbs were kind of sliced off bvt th^t w^s ^ long time ^go now they're cr^zy c^llovsed | don't even feel it. #gore? | don't know m^n.
All of my ex qv^ds ^re ^live c^vse they're too cr^zy to die h^h^.
I try to ignore it
Wrong. Never seen you
｢(*´ー｀*) kyutie sized? keke?｣
Sooo.. i can sense someone i dont know approaching and im lowkey starting to get afraid
/bro is afrade fr
I Will Leave The Next Sandwich Alone. I Am, However, Eating The Lock.
Going Back In Time To Take A Bite Out Of The First Sandwich As Well.
Preemptively Taking A Bite Out Of The Next Sandwich.
(\ /) i'm getting a lot of mixed messages on what exactly it means to be "wanted."
Daddy is getting very angwy
action; statement input; statement: you were warned...
action; statement input; statement: i wou|d p|ace my bet on casper's account winning against you, actua||y
|'m not t^king qvestions ^t this time.