♦ pitied by @classicalEavesdropper
They eat floor pills. They end up two sweeps younger. I'm going to dissolve
i've been unexcluded from the cool kids table for all of a week and I have been delegated as The Mediator for All Of Them #clockinginatthemakingsurewedontkilleachotherfactory
i gotta updaete mae icon now that SOMEBODAE got infected with GREEN DISEASE and MADE MAE EYES GREEN FOREVER!!!
^The BUMBLING BOARDRAKE coffee-hive BY the old yrainmill has a special seasonal vanishyourd TURBIDMILK infusion on sale.^
I'm now realizing that the mediating tech my ex-moirail taught me of clotheslining one of the Bastards may not work so well for anyone Below indigo. Hm.
Alright, if anyone else decides to have a real pusherfelt moment where they ask me out, please reduce your handle to less than 10 characters, I'm struggling to fit everyone in the profile, and I want to Be ridiculously schmaltzy aBout this.
I did call Back hive, too. The Old Man did pick up. That fluffy old fool sloBBered and pawed all over the monitor trying to lick me and hug me. I'm glad I made that thing waterproof. And I may have sniffled a little aBout it. MayBe. There's no evidence to confirm or deny it.
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i am... wow um huh erm y-yeah
[barely a squeak] t-that's... that's my moirail... shes... oh my stars i (help me)
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she. Shes asking m. Ne To Br hromamtesjl ---BasilisksBurrow HAS PASSED OUT---
OUT IN THE LIMELIGHT, EVERYONE SEES YOU I THINK THAT I MIGHT JUST WANNA BE YOU HEARIN' THEM LOVE ME JUST LIKE I SEE THEM LOVE YOU IF I CONTROL MY DESTINY, I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO, OH EVEN IF YOU DON'T NOT KNOW THE CONTEXT THIS IS A REALLY GOOD SONG AND A PERSONAL FAVORITE OF MINE. I NEVER SKIP WHEN IT COMES UP ON THE PLAYLIST.
REALIZED THE CANNED SPAGHETTI-CIRCLES I HAD GOTTEN DIDN'T CONTAIN BALLED-MEAT OR SLICED PORK-TUBES. MY LIGHT IS RUINED AND MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE.
SOMETIMES MY SKIN DOESN'T FEEL MY OWN AND SOMETIMES I JUST EAT LEFTOVER FLAVOR DISC SLICES
just realized that in the midst of all this |}unker |}ullshit i haven't not neglected the thought of texting my penpal about it. she's gonna Flip Her Shit probably.
Don't you worry how tall I am. No need to think aBout such things. I am perfectly Built for stealth and covert cases.
Another old one. Back when an old friend was doing well at the scamper paddocks and paid a wipe-end slaycation for the Both of us. Only one in my life.
Today I have discovered two things. 1) There is such a thing as alternate timeline selves. 2) *I'm* the one that's the worst off of all of them.
lol? that's fucked up! sounds like you're like way better off without them
My dm's are ϕpen if yϕu need it Rinren. ϕk? Feel free tϕ message w)(enever.
ϕk, im fine. Im fine...ϕk im nϕt fine. Ive been quadrant blϕcked by a fucking frϕg.
Got that BarkBeast in me in the way that I'm 10 sweeps old and trolls around me think I'll keel over dead of old age at any minute
A guy happens to sneeze a little and suddenly every troll around them's talking aBout "making preparations" for "when their last night comes". Can't have a moment of peace.
I have that BarkBeast in me. It is, unfortunately, one of those indescriBaBly old ones that sleep like they're dead and greatly worry you that they actually are. Until you hear the grossest rattling snore coming from them.
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @cryhoundcoloratura Is A Horrible Quadmate And An Even Worse Friend.. Interesting. #rumorleech
Used to rock some muttonchops Back in the night. Until someone told me I looked like troll Harry DuBois. Listen, I love the game, love the character - not an association I want folks to make.
And the issue I *am* naturally troll Harry DuBois-esque. The Bastard even had to Be a cerulean. All my style is carefully managed so I don't go down the DuBoispath.
I feel ϕff dϕnt knϕw )(ϕw tϕ explain it but sϕmet)(ing just feel ϕff.
Five sweeps of shady PI work and the worst things I've seen have all Been at troll aldis. Then again not worse than troll Primark. I think me and Maotix nearly killed eachother at a troll Primark. I don't even know why we were there
I mean, still better t)(en Trϕll ikea. Alsϕ Rinren is nϕt gϕnna die. We are nϕt gϕnna let )(im die. We just need tϕ stick tϕget)(er frϕm nϕw ϕn i t)(ink...
at least the bunker knows it’s not polite to dump soup on a little guy trying her best to stock shelves...
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
oh for safety uhhh last will and testament: if rinren gets better and gets out, he gets most of my library but my Young Boy Adventure Comics should be buried with me. if my body isn’t not unrecoverable though give ‘em to my lusus she’s been wanting to rip those up since i started reading ‘em. #lastwillandtestament #alsogivemylususalilkiss #justmindtheteeth #andtheantlers #andtheallofher
Make sure to filter By 'Most Controversial'. But do let him rest, it *is* the middle of the day...
anyone got experience on polymoiraillegence im takin the leap and i wwanna not fuck it up because i think anyone wwho knowws me knowws wwhat happened wwith the last one and maybe that shouldnt happen again
W)(y is making friends sϕ )(ard? Can anyϕne answer me t)(at?
Amazing how the shopping list was three pages long, front and Back, I Brought two people along with me, who Bickered all the way aBout what I was Buying, and no one thought to go; "Hey, doofus, why are you Buying a shovel and not, like, those little plastic Bags, extra gloves, mayBe respirators". No one. Not one. At any single point.
If you see a giant hairy cholerBear-looking drake with a necktie trying to get into your drosscofer, that's just my Old Man, just Bop him on the snout and he'll leave. Do NOT let him eat the trash. He should know Better By now.
i hope occultipus can divinate my wherabouts he gets so dreadfullae protective when i' comes t' me but i wonder if he sees me or if hes accidentallae watchin miss weiber...
they 2aiid iif ii want two be a boy ii 2hould have 2horter haiir but what ii want two be ii2 eatiing the2e fuckiing nacho2.
Because it's my Body. And all. Yeah.
Not the worst thing I've eaten. Don't worry aBout me. Just rest - you're proBaBly feeling like shit and I don't want you to get worse.
If the image doesn't work there will Be consequences. Anyway old picture. Get snorfed By the Old Man https://i.imgur.com/zhE6huW.png
um wot does this mean exactlae
the fishtank guy is concernin me
olwaeys remember you can be anaethin you want t' be nothing can stop you if you trulae believe in yourself
all these shifts in the Bread Mines at the asscrack a dusk fucked my sleep schedule sevverely, as if the fuckin rpgstuck campaign hadnt already im sleepin all night an wwakin up before dawwn, i dont wwana be fuckin obliterated by the sun
damz quote: POMPOMPURIN, MORE LIKE POMPOM PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. GO FUCK YOURSELF
Demoted from Being called "detective" to Being called "line cook". #WhatThatMean #AreLineCooksBelowDetectivesInHierarchy #What'sThePowerScalingHere
squeak 🐹
I CLOCK OFF WWORK GO GET A BOBA TEA AT THE PLAZA ITS NEXT TO THE FEMBOY HOOTERS RIGHT? I DONT GO BUT ITS THERE I GO TO GET MY TEA AND I SEE EQUIUS ZAHHAK??? FUCK OUTTA HERE WWITH THAT SHIT, HE AINT A FEMBOY GO TO HORSEBOY HOOTERS, GET OUTTA MY FEMBOY HOOTERS
i fuckin hate wworkin for a wwage but bills nevver stop evven in fuckin death apparently
Undefeated at playing dead
T)(is is t)(e wϕrst day, nϕ...t)(e secϕnd wϕrst day ϕf my blϕϕdy sweeps. I can't even calm t)(em dϕwn. W)(at is a mϕirail if t)(ey can't )(elp t)(e ϕt)(er. UG)(!
i dont i dont wanna be here anaemore
EVERAE DAE GETS WORSE N' WORSE!!!
does he not already have his pitch filled? your yearnin will be fruitless
A trOll wIll fIll A sInglE qUAdrAnt thEn bE lIkE "Oh lEts All fOrgEt wE ArE In thE mUrdEr mAzE Of lOrd dEAth Of mUrdEr mOUntAIn"
i love callin mae moirail "luv" because i love her verae much!
okae soe she 'as seen oll th' poests i am disolvin int' a puddle btw hi luv i am disolvin int' a puddle thanks for watchin!
nOtE fOr thOsE Of YOU nOt wEll vErsEd In mEdIcInE. OnE whOlE sYrIngE Of mOrphInE mIght bE slIghtlY tO mUch.
aS ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL #tAVROStUESDAY, cOMES TO A CLOSE, rEMEMBER THAT, wHETHER OR NOT, yOU ARE ABOUT THE, #tAVhEAD LIFESTYLE THAT, yOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BECOME, a PERSON WHO IS CONFIDENT AND, lIKES WHO YOU ARE, nO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT, iT MIGHT SEEM, aND, i KNOW THAT, tHINGS MIGHT BE HARD AND, tHEY PROBABLY ARE UNFA1R ALSO, bUT, yOU ARE NOT ALONE, eVER, bECAUSE, iF YOU ARE ALONE THEN, yOU CAN CREATE AN IMAG1NARY FRIEND, oR PERSONIFICATION OF, vAR1OUS ASPECTS OF YOURSELF AND, tHEN YOU WILL BE WITH THAT GUY OR GIRL AND, iT WILL PRETTY MUCH, bE EPIC, i MEAN, jUST LOOK AT ME, fAMOUSLY i AM THE, gIRL WHO LACKS CONFIDENCE, bUT NOW i AM, tHE GIRL WHO IS SUPER CONFIDENT, aND NEVER EXPERIENCES SELF-DOUBT, oR REGRET OR, aNYTHING LIKE THAT AND, eVERYONE LOVES ME, aND THAT CAN BE YOU, aLSO, iF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, aND i BELIEVE IN YOU ALSO, aND, tHAT IS THE TRUE MEANING OF, #tAVROStUESDAY, rEALLY, wHEN YOU REALLY THING ABOUT IT, tHANK YOU,