Rinren Maotix
@classicalEavesdropper
Private Investigator
Despite everything, me and @governingDamsel strongarmed our teal twink into playing troll Disco Elysium, so things aren't that Bad.
Stop Reffering To Me As A Twink..
as the iiounger trolls would saii: @classicalEavesdropper ys NOT a 'gamer'
I Do Not Play Games For Wriggler,, If That''s What You Are Reffering To..
that just sounds lyke iiou have an aversyon to fun, ryn
I Simply Prioritise My Career,, Unlike Others..
I''ve Never Had Anything Particular Against Other Castes,, Be It Lower Or Higher.. but Ceruleans.... Fuckin Ceruleans....
y'm sorrii, iiou're doyng WHAT to ceruleans????
Wouldn''t You Like To Know,, Hostess..
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I've Been Known To Drink,,
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Waiter,, Waiter,, If It's Still In Print :)
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If This Is Still Available,, Id Be Interested
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I Would Like One Too, Please :)
I want tϕ be )(eld and cϕddled, I wis)( a big cerulean bear ϕr a teal twink wit)( glass cϕuld dϕ t)(at.
This Feels Awfully Targeted,, Is There Anything You''d Like To Talk About??
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I May Not Be Cerulean,, But I Do Like To Talk. If These Are Still Open
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Is It Possible To Perhaps Get This One??
woooo badges!!!! now people can gauge mii character a byt more bii such fun lyttle ymages! ::]
I Don''t See Why You Of All People Got Them.. Are They Not Exclusive?? I Wouldn''t Have Guess They''d Stoop So Low For A Little Cerulean..
I'd post a Belly reveal this #fatfuckfriday But I *am* in close quarters with aBout six other trolls and I do not want to explain myself taking shirtless selfies in a dilapidated Bunker aBlutionBlock mirror. So Belly reveal if/when I get out of here.
As Much As I Appreciate ''fat Fuck Friday''.. I Do Not Feel Comfortable In Any Image Taken As I Am Currently You.
I sink low, I don't sink *that* low. I can wait for another friday. At least one of us should celeBrate fat fuck friday, though, so I give you express and Blanket permission to go oggle my Belly in the mirror.
I Would Rather Not....
Oh now you'd rather not. Okay. Okay. Alright. Sure changed your mind from two wipes ago. Okay.
Time And Place,, Beriyl,, Time And Place..
Unpopular Assumptions:: i Am Not In A Coma,, I Am Merely Resting After My Near Death Experience..
Rest as much as you need, or want. We won't do anything too risky without running it By you. Then again you're the expert on too risky...
I Resent That
oh for safety uhhh last will and testament: if rinren gets better and gets out, he gets most of my library but my Young Boy Adventure Comics should be buried with me. if my body isn’t not unrecoverable though give ‘em to my lusus she’s been wanting to rip those up since i started reading ‘em. #lastwillandtestament #alsogivemylususalilkiss #justmindtheteeth #andtheantlers #andtheallofher
I Appreciate The Sentiment
@carcinocytoGeneticist wwhat if.... wwhat if pesterparty badge...?
WHO IS THIS 'WE'? ARE YOU SPEAKING HUMAN FRENCH NOW, FISHLIPS?
wwhere in this chitt is there a "wwe" karkat illiterate?
We Already Knew He Was
i nevver neh nor do i wweh unless its for the bit then i go awwi-wwi awwi-wwi-wwi but only for my pesterafterparty i do it all for you
Wi Wi Wi
fyyyyght nyyyyght agayn!!!! wahoo! y have the perfect person yn pan to bryng along to the next fyght nyght event >::]
Don''t Bring A Sword To A Gunfight,, Weiber..
lyke iiou could even land a shot! a symple crack yn those glasses and iiou are but a syttyng quackbeast
I May Require Glasses,, But Atleast I Dont Need A Whole Army Of Servents To Do My Dirty Work..
the servants just do what y cannot be bothered wyth, y'd personallii see to yt that iiour nyght becomes ruyned
It Would Be So Very Easy To Ruin Yours In Turn,, Just Need To Ruin Your Prissy Little Dress And Youll Cry..