Fräulein Zoologer Jewelmar
@claudiusAquaduct
guten tag, salvve 𑣲 dame benevvolents trusted zoological advvisor 𑣲 sie / they 𑣲 alchemical hobbyist 𑣲 invvestor a the arts 𑣲 boater n swwimmer 𑣲 pipe enthusiast
coupla youths pointed n laughed at me as i crossed the street today. heard wwhisperins my fit wwas "trash"... wwas....? mein fit ist TRASH? mein fit ist WWUNDERLICH. nein. nein. nein. mein fit ist IMPOSANTE. mein fit ist FANTASTISCH
plume a dust and debris powwders off in my face and i lift twwo finers to wwipe at the lenses revvealin only my shocked ganderbulbs
all a my experiments are COMPLETELY ethical come to my laboratory consume my glowwin substances
been hearin a lot a rumors about the status of my relationship wwith dame benevvolent. let the record showw it is strictly buisness! any and all pictures of her cradlin me into her bosom n pettin me softly are some sorta deep fake
rememberin wwhen dame benevvolent gifted me a pinball machine after decreein me royal zoologer. nevver once havve i evver evven implied i like pinball. wwoulda rathered a gumball machine
once i found myself tied to a set of train tracks n only found myself escapin by the efforts of increasinly silly acts a hyjink and hootenannery
CALL ME TO EXPERIENCE A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRAIN. #SUGGESTIVE.
remember you can harbor vviolent thoughts as long as you do not act on them. kindness ovver vviolence alwways! wwunderbar ZZ8)
☆oKay? i have a friend who Keeps teeth in jars are you just wanting to show of your KolleKtion?☆
boy wwho wwears my hatch name, you should learn to compose yourself
wwehohoho
dame benevvolent has informed me shes got a little picnic of sorts planned for wwhen im done wwith wwork in the zoo just clicked my heels together i am one happy ol troll
hopin she just doesnt come wwith those damned tea cakes a hers. they make my acid sack ache n leavve a sticky coatin on my teeth
the youths a these days are dowwnright gillarious
i ought to go for a swwim today. bust out the ol tight n stripy n take a dip in the wwonderous lagoon
they found a body in there once. hopin it happens again so i can get the jump on it im tryin to conduct some experiments. legally im jokin
theres a squeakbeast named largo the size a my head that comes tumblin into my vvicinity and scuttlin all around me in excitement wwhenevver i come onsite at the zoo. wwarms my pusher evvery time i lovve my wwork
schedule for today includes wwakin up on the right side of the cupe, thinkin the wworld is sunshine and rainbowws, n frolickin. among other thins
trottin in circles around my respiteblock puffin gently from my pipe as if im ponderin a forbidden prophecy wwhen in reality im thinkin of barkbeast pawws and meowwbeast wwhiskers
i keep makin attempts to cross the road holdin papers and diagrams at inopportune times n each time i end up in a plume of dust nearly ran ovver by an oncomin scuttlebuggy wwhen wwill i learn
before you go askin ja i do land on my rump wwith my ocular lenses tastefully tilted upon the bridge of my sniffer
please stop askin me wwhy i look so dishevveled ivve been dowwn in the pits wwith all my little beasties havvin a ripe ol time
dame benevvolent sees it fit to keep hidin my pipe around little does she knoww a good pipe owwner nevver leavves hivve wwithout a fully packed spare in their hat she thinks me a meager bubble blowwin fool wwhen truly its big pufferfish in the buildin
i dont knoww wwhat could possibly be befuddlin about this post i think i painted a pretty perfect picture here
i lyiturally cannot comprehend whatever ur sayinf but im digging it soooo hard
a troll wwill wwatch you combinin strangely glowwin liquids and genuinely question you on wwhat youre doin. clearly im conjurin potions n elixirs of wwhich your pan cant currently comprehend clear the fuckin area shit is about to get corrosivve
this is true. i have not worked with many chemicals that have glowed lately, there is a style to it. also good on you for practicing lab safety.