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Well... It wxuldn't be right fxr me as a gentleman tx labxur a lady... The xffer is really kind thxugh!!!
haha oops. 1 forgot my hatchbuggy needs repa1rs after that wasteland race… 1’m so sorry baby g1rl :( let’s get you f1xed
oh. why didnnt i thinnk of that. thannk you. i will climb downn this mounntainn. annd look for a beach.
Gxxd news!!! I've fxund a new place that'll give me fxxd if I beg xutside the staff dxxr fxr lxng enxugh!!! I will be surviving the winter!!!
i was onn the beach earlier. i should have takenn a picture. but i didnnt wannt. my grubphonne to get wet.
Ocray, SUP--ER LAT--E wit)( t)(is, but better late t)(an never! Let's do our positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'I am moor t)(an enoug)(!'
Public +i+s +uesday is all fun and games unless y♡u're a par+ ♡f +he i++y bi++y rumblespheres c♡mmi++ee >:b #NSFW
well i havwent giwven you a ccc (classic cronus compliment) yet, novw hawve i?
C:~ I appreciate it. These people did not deserve such an exquisite portrait, though.<
oh absolutely, ivwe been knowvn to make all the ladies blush and squeal and giggle and twvirl their hair around their finger and all that jazz
:)
And at the end of the day It's night Words to live by
C:~ Some time ago one particularly nosy individual of my spawns suggested that I make illustrations for my autobiography. Here's Barbarian, Saboteur and Lovelace. I think it's clear why I decided to abandon this idea.< https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/Illustration.png<
Sheer knee high s+♡ckings and big s+♡mpy b♡♡+s wi+h a skir+ will always be such a vibe
for #tittytuesday i wvanna create a safe space for all my titty hawvers, either post em belowv or dm em to me for a classic cronus compliment ;) #nsfvw
How can I trust anything if the pot isn't even fucking real
Don't gotta sell or anyth¿ng, ¿ j?st th¿nk yo?'re gonna get a lot of m¿leage o?t of these self-portra¿ts of yo?rs lol
Where did you get that flower pot
oh my god that flOwEr is fUckIn hUgE
¿ wholeheartedly enco?rage yo?r art¿st¿c career lol
Oh no, I forgot! Glad you saw it anyways ^^ You'll need to share some of your cake, hehe ❣︎
httꫂ❁s://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f52b39ee49c9.jꫂ❁g Hooray! ꫂ❁ie! ^^ ❣︎
I mean... I think I dx!!! Writing is in a way an art fxrm X))) But when it cxmes tx drawing... Bluh!!! I'm prxbably best suited as a spectatxr...
I agree!!! Txx bad I just dxn't gxt an artistic bxne in me... I dx like lxxking at pretty art thxugh!!! I used tx be an art cxllectxr actually... I xwned a lxt xf pretty paintings... Txx bad I had tx sell 'em all X(((
>>| like .anything .else basically. my workplace .is .a mess, tools scrambled .on .a table .and components .on top .of this .all. but .i still do .actual houseworking from time to time, cleaning dust, washing windows .and .e.t.c.
>>| did you key got sticky .or melted? .i recall, .i tried to fix the mouse, but melted the buttons.
is it because. you keep droppinng it. inn batter?
1 never m1nd be1ng fl1rted w1th myself ;)
i cann help you. look for onne. i knnow a place. i am always happy. to help somebody. #happy
No, I'm not attending yo(_)r nameweek or ancestorweek or whateverweek. The only valid week is shark week and we all have to live with that fact like ad(_)lts.
≈ Ĩn all my time observing the multiversal sphere, Ĩ feel my favorite individuals usually fall within the lines of the jade caste. We could all stand to be a little more jade. ≈
Humans? C0uldn't say. But 1'm hav1ng a hard t1me l00k1ng away.
fortunnately. i have a binnder. it doesnnt do a lot. but it helps.
¿'m sorry for yo?r loss l¿ttle M¿ss Bo?ncy Castle
0kay g1rl, 1 see why the m1lf accusat10ns 0ccured
Hellx chittr user cclementlyCrxfter!!! This is really unfxrtunate!!! I knxw hxw annxying it can be tx clean xut gunk frxm a charging pxrt sx I can empathize... X((( In xther news this is a really cute dxxdle!!! And I must say yxu lxxk excellent in that hat :)))
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the pursuit of fat titties leads to unexpected things
O-> Ah, I O+nly Play Bro+o+dmo+ther Fo+r A Special Cavern, Dear. O-> But I Reco+mmend Maybe Telling Yo+ur O+wn If Yo+u Have O+ther Plans To+day 🤭
O-> I No+w Have A Sleepy Pile O+f Clean Grubs. I Even Had So+meo+ne Clean Their Pen. O-> And No+w... The Rest O+f My Waylaid Tasks.
^hank fuck i n33d a qu3sadilla wi^h h3lla grub m3a^ load3d in^o i^ and ^h3 b3s^ ho^ sauc3 you go^ on hand
i wan^ a qu3sadilla... migh^ sn3ak off and mak3 on3 a^ ^h3 #poolpar^y
currently comfy af in bed for those who care
That's ad0rable, h0n. 1 th1nk that's what 1t sh0uld be, 1nstead 0f the 0ther th1ng.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROOLING. FROTHING. FALLING OVER. HI. HELLO. :o)
May 1 ask what y0u th0ught 1t was, h0n?
1t abs0lutely 1s, dear. They're bas1cally call1ng y0u a human m0ther that they w0uld want t0 pa1l.
takin a break from makin sinister plans to get ma nails done 3B-D cant b lookin raggedy
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
...So have there 8een *any* events held here that didn't involve maiming, intoxic8ion, or lurid engagements? #su8stances #nsfw
I'm going to try doing something cute with the toꫂ❁ of this ꫂ❁ie...I have never done it before. But there's a first time for everything! ❣︎
♡mg yes i+'s called having g♡♡d +as+e s♡me f♡lks are ha+ched wi+h i+ like us :p als♡ I believe +here's a Neil sedaka s♡ng in an♡+her mys+ery science +hea+er 3000 epis♡de called "S+ing ♡f dea+h" L♡L +hey g♡+ y♡ur men ♡n l♡ckd♡wn
>[ 10 actually i kept a few books, mostly because i think it's cool to have the numb-rs of deprecated company palmhusks. 20 and then sometimes i would call those numb-rs and be greeted with some crabulous scamm-ry from a call-r unrelated. ];
I DO. THEY GET UPDATED EVERYTHING 10 OR SWEEPS ON MY END. PRETTY DAMN INTERESTING TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY CONTAINED IN THE PAGES.
PAUL ANKA MY BEL♡VED XD I believe he is fea+ured in MS+3K's epis♡de called "Girls +♡wn." Cr♡♡ning = bi+ches be sw♡♡ning
[|87 :: Got sollux to try dr.pepper at #p00lparty. We fuk;n v;b;n here
Ominous!
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
I am fully not on goldpages. But I can imagine in my head how the food you made tastes like.
youre cleared
I trust your food, then. :)
You can't do that, I'm making friends with Lottie.
It Was Good, I Would Recommend It.
Oh! You know the King of Lupus town!
Don't worry, the old man's been living out here for a long time! If anyone can identify what's good for foraging, it's him. But I aꫂ❁ꫂ❁reciate the warning nonetheless! ❣︎
W..what kind of emergency nurishment
We sꫂ❁ent the whole evening collecting wild berries! It seems like there's always something growing around here, whatever the season ^^ ❣︎
ActuAlly i'll just hit her up. hey @naturalistNurturer what do yOU think AboUt this
Why does my tummy hurt?
Berries: Collected ꫂ❁ie: Imminent Old Man: Jolly ❣︎
2o poiinty. II wonder what cau2e iit two exii2t liike that, iit'2 amaziing.
i ws gonna try 2 actually do workkkkkk 2day but i found a video called bug music
wow that plant look2 liike iit could murder 2omeone iif iit wanted two, 2o many 2piike2, what ii2 iit called?
So much green! Very pretty, you are a good plant caretaker :)
i know sOmeonE who wOUld fUckIn lOvE this.
[|87 :: 1 have my own garden as well, however most of the fauna there are harvested for the;r...med;c;nal purposes...so ;t ;s not nearly as pretty as your collect;on.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Eatin curly fries. ]
[|87 :: you have qu;te the lovely collect;on of flora 1 w;ll adm;t.
Thank You Once Again @clementlycrofter *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso Curled Up On The Mattress Of His Human Bed, Wrapped Up In A Handmade Duvet With A Plate Of Drool-worthy Food That Has Already Been Half Finished. There Could Not Be A Happier Expression On His Face. His Bare Shoulder Peeks Out Of The Covers To Initially Hint That He Might Be Nude, But The Strap Visible Signals That He's Likely Already Wearing His Swimsuit In Preparation For The #poolparty.* #suggestive
°⚬°⚬〇 i w〇uld call myself a lifeguard maybe 〇°⚬°⚬
☆is it wrong to go to the pool party despite hating swimming but just wanting to check on someone to make sure they dont get hurt☆
You Are A Light To This Planet And I Owe You Heavily. If You Cannot Find My Hive In Your " Goldpages " I Will Personally Send You The Coordinates.
im pullin your leg dont worry ive got a healthy boundary of no gambling ever again
I Desire Fried Eggs And Fruit On Top Of Sweet Bread. Please And Thank You.
shit youre right i should get into gambling
joining social media with 3 screens blasting different videos because if i am forced to sit in silence i will spontaneously combust into a gazillion annoying little attention seeking dogs or some shit equally cute and annoying
I Am Once Again Politely Asking Someone To Make Me Breakfast Because I Do Not Want To Cook Or Clean Dishes. #breakfastposting
no worriie2, but iif eiither of you change2 your miind, there'll be game2, and we can probably 2wiing makiing 2ome kiind of glub glub chamber iif iit'2 reque2ted.
II can't beliieve II wa2 about two 2ay "Lottiie Dah" ju2t now, plea2e kiill me. Anyway hello and welcome two the chiittr! You are iinviited two the #piillowfort iif you want two hang wiith u2 and game and 2hiit, we can make a 2ectiion for your plant2 and a greenhou2e iif you would liike!
≈ Never say that a dangerous, megalomaniacal, nefarious and all-around bad vibes girl can't be a little cute with it when she wants to. ≈
Me when the movies is on the tv
"= i shall watch. ="
Yov compelled me to embark vpon this contraption, and then qvite forgot? How, I say, covld yov possibly do svch a thing?