Dagger Tartarus
@cloisteredConnoisewer
Ur average satyr boy doin wateverrr \(//v^)/
Did you know? Octopi have three hearts. Two of them stop beating when they swim.
vriska serket is a 8ITCH *BITCH!!!!!!!!!! #substance
wait you know her howw........ #substance
oh, cooL, i don't reaLLy know her? fuckkkk you aren't confusing me with her friend vrissy,, are you???????? i mean i MET rubuy is the thing so whatever FUCK this is good weed. #substance
nah i know you aren't vrissy she basically worships the ground vriska walks on
she is my fucking antichrist hoLy shit???????? Listen vriska is cooL and aLL but she's massive tooL aLso. cooL tooL. hero bitch. bLuh 8Luh you knwo #substance
no i meant antichrist it's a earth thing don't worryy a8out it *about i'm not a descendant. #substance
i think if swiss found out who i was with rn he'd cream his toga lawl #nsfw
is that like. for me or.
IS THAT A YES? <:B
i be scraping the deodorant off my boys armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo #love
do you have a problem
no id prefer if you strifed with me while telling me how much you hate my post
i don't strife pretty people on principal but i do think your chitt was straight ass
you think im pretty
the patron god of satyrs thinks i'm cute!! he thinks im cute!! \(//.^)/
This is me, the patron God of satyrs, and ultimate version of myself, Dirk strider, inviting you over to my place.
alright here goes oh this is so nerve-wracking https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14fcec1ac92d.png #selfie
Well this is your heads up. You’re being completely complimented right now. Fucking cute af as Roxy puts it.