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not that i saw but i (ould have missed it
Thank you 🫡
@cloisteredConnoisewer#3938
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ'm gΩnnȺ ΣpΩƗl yΩu rΩ♱♱-∊n my ȺdΩrȺbl-∊ ΣȺ♱yr~ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
I don't hate it particularly. I just don't think I qualify as the archetypal "Mommy" based on body type. But thank you :)
ty. gon say anything if shit happens.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Y-∊Ⱥⴵ Ɨ♱Σ b-∊Σ♱ nΩ♱ ♱Ω Ⱥ☪︎|⟨nΩ屮l-∊dg-∊ Ɨ♱ fΩr nΩ屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Rorogue, the Glamour Pokémon. A Dark/Fairy Type standing at 5'7"! Weight: 128 lbs Gender Ratio: 50% Male / 50% Agender Egg Groups: Human-Like / Amorphous Catch Rate: 45 Base Friendship: 70 Growth Rate: Medium Fast EV Yield: 2 Speed / 1 Sp.Atk Level 100 EXP: 1,000,000 Evolution Line: Rorogue is a Second Stage Pokémon, evolving from Rorunt at level 21 when knowing the move Thief! Their Base Stats are: HP: 85 Attack: 90 Defense: 60 Sp. Atk: 105 Sp. Def: 85 Speed: 115 BST: 540 Rorogue is considerably faster than his Lalonde relatives, preferring to get in, take whatever they wants, and disappear before anyone can object. His Ability is Pickpocket, stealing an opponent's held item when struck by a contact move! Their Hidden Ability is Prankster, giving priority to his status moves! Below are his Level Up Moves! 1 Scratch 1 Charm 1 Astonish 1 Disarming Voice 5 Fake Out 8 Confuse Ray 12 Thief 16 Baby-Doll Eyes 20 Feint Attack 24 Trick 28 Draining Kiss 32 Knock Off 36 Nasty Plot 40 Night Slash 44 Dazzling Gleam 48 Substitute 52 Play Rough 56 Parting Shot 60 Dark Pulse 64 Moonblast 68 Phantom Force 72 Memento A slippery mixed attacker, between Thief, Knock Off, Trick, Parting Shot, and Prankster, they have quite the move pool to work with to annoy your opponents!
(some of you may have missed it but its my birthday today.)
Awful timing.
ok. swiss. dagger. and the kaboom. seriously who the fuck is next.
(heers bro i’ll drink to that
gog i fucking hope so
god willing
Sea, I was considering somet)(ing like t)(at, but )(earing someone else say it makes it sound MUC)( less silly. T)(ank you!
---- |oh is is that what it's called I didn't know that| ____
she strogan m7 beef til i'm off
OOC but holy shit {{ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/31c8f2dd0108.png @cloisteredConnoisewer#3938 @uprootedGarden @neonAllnight }}
kay, should b fixed
embed fail lmao
THAT WAS A COOL MOVIE...
dagger that is like the most vanilla shit ever i dont think any ampora could ever outfreak me. the difference is i dont sexually harass people and mostly keep to myself
=-- Sωme ->>
depends on the troll i do
please
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ωⴵ, ΣΩ ♱ⴵȺ♱ -∊xplȺƗnΣ 屮ⴵy. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
it.
dagger
I'm just going to mute my notifications and be greeted by the wardrobe of mistakes I bought while plastered whenever I choose to go home. #substances
tonight is #fightnight, as 7ou all know! but those of us who want to make love instead of or in addition to war, take heart! #si(knast7sunda7 isn’t going an7where, and we’re opening our doors in a few da7s! (ome on down, and end up sore for (ompletel7 different reasons! #nsfw
my body needs to behave itself when it comes to heat >:( #nsfw
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ȺlrƗgⴵ♱, b-∊♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
fine. fine! i'll post it. just paints me in a bit of an intense light! cw gore, but he had it coming. as did his stupid gank-squad time clones. fun fact! when fighting a bunch of out of synch time duplicates of the same dude, they will all probably block the same way when you hit them with the force of a semi. you can't block a hammer like this without some serious grit. he did not have it.
၄⋆၃ this is genuine art im disturbed whixh is exaxtly what art should do
၄⋆၃ never kill yourself bexause you might xlear up a major misunderstanding wipes after the events happened and you will feel a weight lift off your pusher like the gods themselves dexided you are worthy of salvation now i just need to obliterates the sense of dread anguish and guilt that xonstantly is in the baxk of my pan #xw-self-harm #xw-suixide #butnotreally #HEALED #butalsonotreally
an0n asked: S0z f0r drawing ur mans mpreged ee answered: i d0nt really care its fine #eeasks
>:εε OOOOOOO POUNC3 UND3RSTOOD NOW ;33 ~
probabl7 not a lot of runwa7 for tonight, sorr7. might be best for next time
I was g⚣nna d⚣ s⚣mething f⚣r getting 10k kult, n⚣w it's 12k -3- Anyways Here's me taking a picture bef⚣re I was getting my measurements at the tail⚣r~ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c⚣m/files/3649e0eb1ca6.png
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
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How does another #RosesPoolsideDrivein sound for Thursday evening?
Hahaha sorry been gone for a bit but I just saw this!! It’s perfect.
POST PREGNANT WHO NOW???
its somehow funnier the second time
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! if you cant tell, im cackling like a maniac. and my giant, gauntleted hands are clapping together. jolly good show!
Ah. Eri being himself again?
hahah yes
Do it! post him pregnant, NOW!
(=^･⩊･^=) < HOLY FURRCK, I NEVFUR KNEW I WANTED TO S33 ERIDAN MPURREG...
thanks. dude.
publicly stating. i love @cloisteredConnoisewer#3938 fuckin love my boyfriend. #directposting
They call me,, popping fresh because,,, uhm,,,, i forgot actually,
Saying the wrong name.
thats my boyfriend.
dont know how to.
i guess. im someones girlfriend now. #vagueposting
wvhat do you mean giantess if that you stood up youd be the same height if not taller.
i mean i get it, this is a pretty hot take on her. id let that seer guide my bardic horn if you catch my drift. #suggestiwve
hnn.
that is one hell of a power move.
OH OKAY! YOU SHUOLDVE JUST STARTED WITH THAT HAHA HAPLY YAOI TO YOU!
saw someone say they didn't realize they had badges checked and apparently i have one and it's a praise thank you chittr, i'll keep appropriately tagging my #nsfw
BOSS BE'D SURE TO GIVE YOU THE GOODEST GOOD ONES. AND NONE OF THE BADS. ALMOST DROPPED 'EM. ON THE WAY IN. BUT CAUGHT THEM WITH THE GROUND. DUSTED OFF. VERY SHINY.
YOuR WONDROuS SOuL IS AN OCEAN. WITH RESPECT TO YOuR ARTWORK. YOuR BEST. IS ALSO AN OCEAN. BuT OF SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY. WHAT A MAGNIFICENT ARRAY OF OBEDIENCE. I SAID A THING. AND YOu DID THE THING. WHILE YOu ARE OF NO OBLIGATION. OF COuRSE. OR EVEN EXPERIENCE HuRTING AND KILLING PEOPLE. I WOuLD LIKE FOR YOu. TO JuST CONSIDER. TENDERING YOuR RESIGNATION FROM NOT BEING IN THE FELT. BY BECOMING ONE OF THE FELT. AND JOINING OuR PRIDED NuMBERS. THE BADGE SHALL REMAIN YOuRS. REGARDLESS OF IF YOu WEAR IT. WITH PRIDE. INDIGNITY. OR IN ABSENTIA. YOu WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF THE CONSECRATED DARK ONES. WORTHY OF QuIET. PRIDED RECOGNITION. KNOW THAT IN THIS MOMENT. YOu WERE SEEN FOR WHAT YOu ARE. FOR WHAT YOu ARE FuCKING CAPABLE OF. AND NO ONE. NOTHING. CAN TAKE THIS MOMENT AWAY FROM YOu. STAND PROuD. AND SWING SHARP. DAGGER. YOu ARE THAT WHICH PIERCES THE uNDERBELLY OF HEAVEN ITSELF. AND SENDS COuNTLESS SCuRRYING BEFORE THE AWESOME MIGHT. OF YOuR DARK AND TREACHEROuS MIND.
c< gOOd sHit >c
WWHAT
DELETE THIS
oh how lovely
1 3NCOUR4G3 YOU.
1 4M GO1NG TO SL33P W1TH 4 B1G GR1N ON MY F4C3. TH4NK YOU, D4GG3R.
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I kn0w its mean but i like making eridans unc0mf0rtable
H4H4H4!!!
i don’t know what i’m feeling when i look at this
H4H4H4H4H4!! 3R1D4N MPR3G 1S SO WOND3RFUL.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
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THIS IS WHY YOu ARE TOLERATED. FOR ALL YOuR FREAKISH TENTACuLAR APPENDAGES. YOuR WISDOM. IS TRuLY GRIPPING. IN THE SuSPENSE IT CAuSES. WHEN THE CREATION OF YET NEW WORKS. BECOMES PENDING. IT INSPIRES PREGNANT PAuSES. IN BOTH. THE ARTISTIC RENDERING SENSE. AND THE ONLOOKING ONE. YOu GO YOu BAD BITCH YOu.
YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT SKETCH OuTLINE. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN DRAW ON THE RIGHT LAYER. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN SAVE REGuLARLY SO YOu DO NOT LOSE PROGRESS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN COMPLETE THAT W.I.P. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN OPEN YOuRSELF TO TAKING COMMISSION SLOTS. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN CREATE A REASONABLE NuMBER OF OCS FOR A SETTING YOu HAVE NOT FINISHED. YOu ARE AN ORDINARY ARTIST. YOu CAN NOW DRAW HER PREGNANT AND GIVING BIRTH.
alchool or headpats. the ultimate choices right now. #substances
c< cause tHat sOuNds HOt as fucK >c
lol. whys everything funny. i feel calm as shit. woozy too. #substances
WOW. EARLIER TODAY IT WAS DADDY NOW ITS MOMMY. FUCK IS GOING ON TODAY. >:B #dashwatching
its pet pic saturday so heres bec https://file.garden/acVcRW-lGD3FoFzc/Becquerel_pesterquest.webp #petpicsaturday #lususpicsunday
holy shit. i hope i didnt fumble on me and dagger. i fuckin love dagger so much. ugh. to the point of me statin this to the public. ha. who wouldve thought id say this. hope he doesnt read the other posts. neither this one. i guess. gotta keep my atitude. although i cant around him. fuck is this a fuckin confession or something. UGH. #directposting
WHAT. DID HE JUST CALL ME THAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. #vagueposting
so. im not gettin drunk never again. we all gonna forget all that shit. #substances
had a couple of uuh. i dont know the namee. i just know its alcho. ill regrt tis but. i lvue dagger. i lvove my moms. and im tots too wrryd if im such am asshole to some people sometimes. its nothin personal. jst how im am. #substances
srry. i ditdnt say dat. nevr happened. ok. fuck. ined dagger. rgith now. #substances
need. dagger. fuck.riggt now. asap. #substances #yearning
when i hit 10k ill #bulgepost once more. cant think of any shit thats special enough. sorry not sorry. suck my knot. if its a bother to you. #nsfw
dagger. honey. i fucking love you.
Oh It Certainly Can 8e –xoxo
what can i say im real as fuck i keep shit truthful jerks my shit a lil #nsfw
listen the true value of this site is to jerk off craycray style to others posts while also seeking to make relatively meaningful connections so im glad u find my reply interesting in that way heheheh twirls ur tendrils around #nsfw
I think y⚣u're a c⚣⚣l guy ⚣utside ⚣f the ya⚣i! Th⚣ugh I d⚣ want t⚣ als⚣ say I really appreciate all the ya⚣i
i dont know u too well, u seem pretty interesting and id like to get to know u better, but i would in fact also like to do the latter if thats ok
For that anonymous mystery troll who asked about my profile picture, here's the entire thing. It is #nsfw, just in case.
:33 < i wanna s33 porn of me :33
ah hes here. ok. nobody seeing me anytime soon. dagger showed up. #suggestive
BX33 < meowbe i will! B33 < my chewy feather and bracelet will nefur k33p the secrets of the death star furom me
wait yeah it kind of is huh. mb
the lengths i will go for to hear that phrase is probably unhealthy but idgaf
Like this chitt if y0u think he sh0uld be chained back up
oh thank god. deuces dag!
oh jeez see this is where i fall off i am still getting my footing in what constitutes as actually skimpy
heelll naaww live out ur fuckin dreams man u gotta let ur self expression thriiiveee! plus im sure you'll look great in it no matter whut. wonk ;3c
pretty boys are real easy to get into your bed, ain’t they? #vague #nsfw
penis various, penis hilarious, dawn of the age of the penis aquarius
I see. I have no such things, and even if I did, I wear gloves. This is interesting to learn, thank you.
... You use orbs? Interesting.
could draw us. i mean. hypothetically.
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT. AKJFASBJFASBHF.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! dunno man yow were purretty clear here ꠹
no one saw me saying i missed dagger. ok? yeah ok.
could just do your self-insert with a character you like
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HE CAME BACK. IM SO FUCKIN HAPPY. #vagueposting
no. i did not get emotionally attached to dagger. ok. maybe. FUUCK. I MISS HIM. >:B #notfuckingvague
i might start bothering jane now. seems like a good idea.
🔪 “It is through the shedding of our blood we feel purpose It is within the moment of slaughter we understand ourselves It is during the act of opening one’s throat to the world that we learn our way It is by watching suffering that we understand our role in the grand design of Our Lady Praise the mirthful who gave us pain and cast out those who see your holy sadomasochism as an act of profanity in their eyes, for they have forgotten our purpose” #violence #gore
my fyp page keeps showing me super hot clowns..feeling #yaoiful right now.
IT IS DOuBTFuL TO BE THE LAST. KEEP IT uP.
A reminder....to all....I will...personally find...where you live....if you...are one to use....generative AI....and....become...your problem....(^ . ^ ❀) #violence [[ something happened to set me off on the subject, so i'm using Philox as a way to vent out that frustration, this is not targetted i promise.]]
IMITATION. IS THE SIMPEST FORM OF FLATTERY. AND IT IS FOR THIS REASON. I AM CHOOSING TO CONSIDER IT A KIND OF PERSONAL FAVOR. RATHER THAN FAILING. THAT I WAS NOT PINGED OuTRIGHT FOR THIS ANALLY OBLONGING STICK uP THE ASS ABOMINATION. YOuR ARTISTIC TALENTS. YOuR INTENSE STRANGLEHOLD GRASP OF CHERuBIAN ANATOMY. YOuR SuRREALLY FEMININE. SNATCHED WASTE CuNTIFICATION. OF THE BOYTOY EYECANDY GLAZE JuJu SuCKER LICKED Au. OF A MAKARA. ARE ALL SO PORNOGRAPHICALLY POTENTLY RENDERED HERE. THIS FEELS LIKE WATCHING THE HANDMAIDEN. THE 2016 SOuTH KOREAN EROTIC FILM. WHICH I DO RECCOMEND BY THE WAY. PuT SOME HAIR ON YOuR SQuISHY SEAFARING CHEST. AND CHIN. AND ARMS. AND BACK. AND LEGS. REALLY ANYWHERE WITHOuT HAIR IS GETTING IT AFTER WATCHING SuCH A GLORIOuS HIMEDANSHI INSPIRING MASTERFuCKINGWORK. BuT BACK TO YOuR WORK. THE TEXTuRES ARE FINE. THE TOP DOG SERIALIZATION OF SENSuALITY IS ACCEPTABLY PASSABLE. THE BALD HEAD IS INCORPORATED INTO THE THICK NECKLINE. WITH A GI JOE SHAMING BEEF MEATSHANKS STYLE DRIPPING TESTOSTERONE. THAT BORDERLINES ON PARODY. WHICH THIS IS NOT. IT IS VERY SERIOuSLY AND OBVIOuSLY NOT. BuT I AM DOCKING POINTS. FOR THOSE BASIC BITCH SHOES. AND THE LACK OF A CAPE. OR ANY VISIBLE ARRAY OF MEWLING BITCHES. THAT IS HOW YOu KNOW THIS IS NOT ME. AND IS IN FACT. ANOTHER GuY. I AM NEVER NOT FLANKED. IN THE IMMEDIACY OF MY SuRROuNINGS. BY A PROLIFIC NuMBER OF BITCHES. SHEERLY INORDINATE. BuT EACH ONE TENDED TO. WITH EXASPERATING SPECIAL SPECIFICITY. IT IS FOR THIS. THAT WHILE FLATTERING. I REJECT THE SANCTIFYING ACT. OF PINNING THIS TO ANY FRIDGE OF MINE. LIKE SOME KABEDON SuCEPTIBLE LITTLE TROLLOP WHO WILL NOT STOP LOCKING EYE SOCKETS WITH ME. INSTEAD. I ISSuE YOu. AN uNFLATTERINGLY HONEST. GOOD JOB. I GuESS. AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE. FuLLY APATHETIC TO IF THIS PARTICuLAR PIECE EVER SHOWS uP AGAIN IN IT.
Fuck dagger you already look hot I just see this as another version of you. Like how a katana is an extension of one’s self.
I like y⚣ur 's⚣na the tail braid is especially cute ^3^
Cute.
Oh I’m joining in on this. I’ve already joined. Draw it.
little bit. but friends embarrass each other. see: the uke-bottom picture you drew of me.
Y⚣u desver ya⚣i ⚣f y⚣rusefl I think y⚣ur'e cute!! #substance
Fuck your art work is always so good dagger. Always happy to see your work.
fuck f⚣rgit the #substance
Man ru inspriting me t⚣ pick upt he pencil thsi sis ⚣me seri⚣suly beautiful stuff 030
wow, i'm pretty. that's accurate at least. good job, dagger!
:oD To show off the level of my devotion! :oD I won't ever be strayed into the arms of false idols :o) This is more about me :o) Than your art. :o) Though I did enjoy the strength of the lines, I will admit.
:o) I assure you :o) Matters concerning my Lord :o) Are *always* that deep. :o) But I am not behaving very gentlemanly, on that I will relent. :o) And apologize for my outburst.
yOu wAnNa bE Me sO BaD (o:
oh yeah, very accurate. they got your seme-vibes down pat. a king on his sink--throne.
@THESPIANSGLAMOUR LOOK AT THIS SHIT. IT'S AMAZING.
:o) Though the technical skill on display is wonderful this is the worst thing i ever seen
NO ONE. NO ONE IS AS KNOWLEDGEABLE. LEARNED. FUCKING ARCHEOLOGICAL ABOUT THE WORKS OF MAN GAKAS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AS ME. MY EXPERTISE IN GIRLY BOYS TENDER EMBRACES IS UNMATCHED. HOWEVER I GIVE MY RESPECT. TO @CLOISTEREDCONNOISEWER#3938 FOR BEING SECOND BEST. GOOD JOB.
YAOI HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER.
sHuT ThE FuCk uP DuDe!???!
Tha'ts s⚣ beautiful h⚣ly shit thank y⚣su f⚣r the ya⚣i!!! I'm f⚣rgevr in y⚣ur debt here #substance
IT'S. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
gg among us crew i am a shitty imposter lmao
#Hornyposssting, #nsssfw It may be unbecoming of me to sssay, but I do wisssh I could have a cute girl on a leasssh, face between my thighsss... Relieving all thisss ssstressssss I'm feeling. Hh. Hate being ssstuck in a mediculler bed. Can't get anything done.
IIT IIS OKAY IINDEPENDENT ARTIISTS ARE ALLOWED A CERTAIIN AMOUNT OF LENIIENCY BECAUSE YOU ARE LEARNIING AND GROWIING AND DO NOT HAVE A MANANGERTROLL TO MONIITERRORIIZE YOUR ONLIINE PRESENCE
Yay! #noworries #juniorisonthecase #justaskinfuture! #pingsokay
obviously. why the fuck not?
II AM SO GLAD THE TENSIION OF THE PREVIIOUS CONFRONTATIION REGARDIING THE EVIIL EX SEEMS TO BE SOMEWHAT RESOLVED BUT II WORRY ABOUT THE QUADPLIICATIIONS AT PLAY HERE
Yes so fucking good. Look at them being all cute and shit.
holy fuck. why does heat and all that shit comes back randomly? #nsfw
how it feels to not care about the clone thituation and jerk off inthtead
A BRIEF PRIMER ON THE RULES OF #LAIRSANDLUSII For those who would prefer not to be eaten by either the monsters or the mechanics. This game uses a simplified version of D&D 5.5. You are not expected to arrive with a scholar’s command of the rules. In fact, arriving with one may prove socially inconvenient, depending on how loudly you intend to deploy it. The basic structure is simple: Describe what your character does. If the outcome is uncertain, roll a d20. Add the relevant number from your sheet. Accept the consequences with whatever grace remains available to you. Most of the rules exist to answer one question: Does this work, and what does it cost if it does not? --- The d20 When something is uncertain, you usually roll a twenty-sided die, or d20. Most rolls look like this: 1d20 + ability modifier + proficiency, if applicable The higher the result, the better. A 20 is excellent. A 1 is generally a sign that the universe has become personally invested in your embarrassment. --- Your Six Attributes Every character has six main attributes. Strength Physical force. Used for climbing, lifting, breaking things, wrestling, and solving problems by making doors regret existing. Dexterity Reflexes, speed, balance, and precision. Used for sneaking, dodging, shooting, finesse, and not falling off things in a narratively humiliating fashion. Constitution Endurance and physical resilience. Used for resisting poison, exhaustion, pain, disease, and the general insult of having a body. Intelligence Memory, logic, study, and analysis. Used for investigation, magical theory, history, and knowing just enough to become concerned before everyone else. Wisdom Awareness, intuition, and instinct. Used for perception, insight, survival, medicine, and noticing that the cheerful statue has a pulse. Charisma Presence, force of personality, charm, and social pressure. Used for persuasion, deception, intimidation, performance, and convincing a guard that your nonsense has institutional backing. --- Skills Skills are things your character is specifically good at. You do not need to memorize the entire list. Merely say what your character is doing, and I will tell you what to roll. Examples: “I search the desk for hidden compartments.” “I listen at the door.” “I try to lie to the guard.” “I attempt to determine whether the ritual circle is decorative, functional, or about to ruin our evening.” That might call for Investigation, Perception, Deception, Arcana, or something else. The important part is not naming the correct skill. The important part is describing your approach. --- Proficiency Proficiency means your character has training. If you are proficient in a skill, weapon, tool, or saving throw, you add your Proficiency Bonus. At early levels, this is usually +2. So, if you are sneaking and proficient in Stealth, you roll: 1d20 + Dexterity modifier + Proficiency Bonus If you are not proficient, you may still attempt the thing. You are simply doing so with less formal competence and more hope. --- Saving Throws A saving throw is a roll you make when something unpleasant is trying to happen to you. You do not usually ask to make one. I ask you for one when danger has selected you from the room’s menu. Examples: Dexterity Save: dodge an explosion. Constitution Save: resist poison. Wisdom Save: resist fear or mind control. Strength Save: avoid being shoved or restrained. Intelligence Save: see through certain illusions. Charisma Save: resist possession, banishment, or magical imposition of the self. Roll high enough, and you resist some or all of the effect. Roll poorly, and we will all learn something about your character’s pain tolerance. --- Advantage and Disadvantage Sometimes circumstances make a roll easier or harder. Advantage Roll two d20s and take the higher number. Disadvantage Roll two d20s and take the lower number. Advantage may come from preparation, clever positioning, help from another player, or favorable circumstances. Disadvantage may come from darkness, injury, panic, bad footing, terrible plans, or attempting something with the confidence of a doomed aristocrat. If you have both, they cancel out. --- Combat Combat happens in rounds. Each round, everyone gets a turn. Turn order is determined by Initiative, usually a Dexterity-based roll. On your turn, you generally have: Movement One Action One Bonus Action, if you have one available One Reaction, which can happen outside your turn You do not need to use all of them. Your turn is simply your character’s moment to contribute to the ongoing disaster. --- Movement Most characters can move about 30 feet on their turn. In this game, we will often describe distance loosely: Engaged: close enough to hit or be hit in melee. Nearby: reachable with ordinary movement. Far: reachable with ranged attacks, spells, or extra movement. Out of reach: not happening without a plan. If exact distance matters, I will clarify it. We are not here to spend six minutes litigating five feet of imaginary floor. --- Actions Your Action is the main thing you do on your turn. Common actions include: Attack: hit, shoot, stab, punch, or otherwise apply violence. Cast a Spell: use a spell that takes an action. Dash: move farther. Disengage: move away safely from melee. Dodge: focus on not being hit. Help: give someone else a better chance. Hide: attempt to become someone else’s problem later. Ready: prepare to act when a specific trigger happens. Search: look for something under pressure. Use an Object: pull a lever, drink a potion, light a fuse, open a door, and so on. You may also attempt something creative. Say what you want to do. I will tell you whether it is possible, what it costs, and what sort of roll is required. --- Bonus Actions A Bonus Action is a smaller extra thing you can do if one of your abilities, spells, or features says you can. Not everyone has a bonus action every turn. Examples include: Entering a rage. Making certain quick attacks. Using a class feature. Casting a spell that specifically uses a bonus action. Performing some rogue-like nonsense with suspicious efficiency. Think of it this way: Your Action is your main contribution. Your Bonus Action is a special extra, if your sheet grants one. If you do not know whether you have one, ask. --- Reactions A Reaction is something you can do outside your turn. You usually get one reaction per round. The most common reaction is an Opportunity Attack, which may happen when an enemy leaves your reach without carefully disengaging. Some spells and class features also use reactions. Once you use your reaction, you usually do not get another until your next turn. Spend it wisely, or at least dramatically. --- Attacking To attack, roll: 1d20 + the relevant ability modifier + proficiency, if applicable If the result meets or beats the target’s Armor Class, you hit. Then you roll damage. Most melee attacks use Strength. Most ranged attacks use Dexterity. Some weapons, spells, or class features may use other numbers. A natural 20 on an attack is a critical hit. This means more damage, and often a brief moment of smugness. Please enjoy it responsibly. --- Armor Class and Hit Points Armor Class, or AC, is how hard you are to hit. Armor, shields, Dexterity, magic, and class features can all affect it. Hit Points, or HP, are how much harm you can suffer before dropping. Damage lowers HP. Healing restores HP. At 0 HP, your character is down and in danger. This does not always mean death, but it does mean the scene has become considerably less recreational. --- Spellcasting Spellcasters have spells. This is very exciting for them and frequently inconvenient for everyone else. Each spell tells you: What action it uses. How far it reaches. What it targets. What it does. Whether you roll to hit. Whether the target makes a saving throw. Whether it requires concentration. Whether it spends a spell slot. You do not need to understand every spell in the game. You only need to understand the spells your character commonly uses, and even then, we can translate the arcane paperwork as needed. --- Cantrips and Spell Slots Cantrips are simple spells you can cast freely. They do not use spell slots. Leveled spells usually spend spell slots. A spell slot is magical fuel. If you cast a 1st-level spell, you spend a 1st-level slot or higher. When your slots are gone, they are gone until you rest or recover them through a class feature. This is why spellcasters occasionally stare into the middle distance after saying, “I can still cast cantrips.” --- Spell Attacks and Spell Saves Spells usually resolve in one of two ways. Spell Attack You roll to hit the target. 1d20 + spellcasting modifier + proficiency If you meet or beat the target’s AC, the spell hits. Spell Save The target rolls to resist your spell. They roll against your Spell Save DC, which is written on your sheet. If they fail, the spell works. If they succeed, they may avoid it or take a reduced effect. The spell description will tell us which kind it is. --- Concentration Some spells require Concentration. You can only concentrate on one spell at a time. If you cast another concentration spell, the first one ends. If you take damage while concentrating, you may need to roll to keep the spell going. The simplified version is: One concentration spell at a time. Getting hit may ruin it. Please plan accordingly, or do not, and furnish us with consequences. --- Conditions Conditions are status effects. Examples include: Blinded. Charmed. Frightened. Grappled. Invisible. Paralyzed. Poisoned. Prone. Restrained. Stunned. Unconscious. You do not need to memorize them. If a condition happens, I will explain what it means. In general, conditions affect what you can do, how easily you can act, or how vulnerable you are to whatever is about to happen next. --- Resting Resting restores resources. A Short Rest is a brief recovery period. Some classes regain features, and characters may be able to heal. A Long Rest is a full recovery period. It usually restores HP, spell slots, and major class features. Resting requires a safe or at least plausible opportunity. You may not receive the full spiritual benefit of a nap taken in a blood-slick corridor while something with too many teeth is sniffing under the door. --- Equipment Equipment matters, but we are keeping it civilized. You should know: What weapon you use. What armor you wear. What tools matter to your character. What magic items you have. What unusual or plot-relevant objects you are carrying. We are not tracking every pound, arrow, torch, button, biscuit, or suspiciously meaningful pebble. If an item is ordinary and reasonable, assume you have access to it. If it is rare, expensive, magical, illegal, enormous, or suspiciously convenient, ask first. --- Social Scenes You can solve problems by talking. This may involve: Persuasion. Deception. Intimidation. Insight. Performance. Bribery. Flattery. Threats. A lie so confident it briefly becomes architecture. You do not need to perform every speech perfectly. You may summarize your intent. For example: “I try to convince the guard that we are expected.” That is enough. If a roll is needed, I will call for one. --- Creative Play You are not limited to the obvious buttons on your character sheet. You can try strange things. Tip over furniture. Distract enemies. Exploit the environment. Invent lies. Use spells in clever ways. Make a plan so bad it loops back around into elegance. Creative actions should have a clear goal and a reasonable method. I will tell you what to roll, whether it grants advantage, what the risk is, or whether it is simply impossible without first becoming a different genre. --- What To Do On Your Turn When your turn arrives, ask yourself: Where am I? Who is in danger? What is threatening us? Can I attack, cast, move, help, hide, or try something strange? Would my choice give another player something interesting to respond to? If you do not know what to do, say so. Asking is allowed. Being new is allowed. Confusion is allowed. Quietly vanishing into the mist because your turn has arrived is discouraged. --- The Real Rule The rules are not here to trap you. They are here to give shape to risk. Tell us what your character does. Roll when the outcome is uncertain. Let success matter. Let failure matter. Let the story become stranger than any of us planned. That is, regrettably and beautifully, the game.
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