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\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
Hmm... #juniorbadgedyou?
Thank cod.
Ugh fuckin tell me about it, I be havwing to pull out me glasses to read some of those cod damn purple bloods at times.
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apologies.
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aWwW MaN, mY PaN Is sEnDiN Me tO ThE MoThErFuCkIn nAp zOnE. hOnK ShOo hOnK ShOo uP In tHiS BiTcH.
goodbye, loser.
I have been left to my own devices, what else should I do? There’s so I can do.
rest |s very |mportAnt And mAk|ng sure youve slept enough |s |mperAt|ve to mA|ntA|n|ng good heAlth. pleAse try to sleep when you cAn lArsk|e.
theyre very cute. thAts A very n|ce shAde of per|w|nkle(?)
At least there's a positivwe to this day, nothing quite like the early misty nights of the sea and the cold salty breeze hitting yer gills to make ye feel alivwe.
As you should, you're a sea-dvweller after all it's your birthright.
VWhy be jealous lad, it's nevwer to late to join the sea, she has her arms open for all.
It's fuckin freeing, being out on the alternia seas vwith yer crewv during a stary night, feeling the cool ocean breeze through your hair and gills, it's invwigorating.
I'd havwe no other vway, cause being on the sea is being free lad.
sick thanks big dawg
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE HAPPY GILMORE FAN EDITS. HE DOESN’T STOP.
c< apple viNegar, disH sOap, bleacH >c
woke up
You'll > Be > Strong > Nonetheless, > Honey > ♡
Well, > That > Depends > On > The > Person > You > Talk > To, > Honey, > But > Even > Then > You > Aren't > A > Bitch > For > Speaking > About > Your > Feelings, > Especially > If > They're > Bad > Feelings. > Makes > You > Stronger > Than > You > Think > And > Makes > You > More > Honest > With > Yourself > And > Those > Around > You. > Apologies > For > My > Rambling > ♡
okay back to sleep! hes so cozy…
Ahh, > Alright, > Hope > You > Understand > Your > Feelings > Soon, > Honey > ♡
alpha #trust
ill do the other one and then this one!!
sup
soooooooo coooolll oh wowwwwwww :)
8=l < You 100k very nice
chilli lime doritos and hot salsa #myfood
gotcha.
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Never gotta treat any of yall like deities btw. That's lame as fuck.
Likewvise.
:33 < the foe of sleeping fur a long time
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UNDERSTANDABLE.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS? IS THAT BETTER???
=3:) Damn° ❤︎H THATS WHAT ! WAS D❤︎!NG T❤︎❤︎ BYE° #nsfw
lmao you poor thing youre just way too easy to get riled up man
you really thinking about how close were gonna be sitting in a metaphorical boat? easy tiger
⧃ Half of the dashboard is always making the same posts as each other and the other half is complaining about the people making the same posts as each other. Until the ones who complain start to participate in their own trends, at which point complaining about the trend is now the thing to complain about. Usually these trends are harmless. Complaining about them still somehow becomes a moral grandstanding. This is why the real, off-site world is so wonderful. Everyone airs their grievances out with extreme uncontrolled violence or sits with their moirails or gets their frustrations out with their kismeses. Unless you are a human on Earth. I don't know what you do. Maybe being hypocritical on social media so no one can take it out on you in any meaningful way is just how it works over there.
Whatever l0sers dar and i are hanging 0ut s0 if y0u wanna reach her send me a letter in the mail 0r s0mething
lmao
eating
little bit judgmental big dog mediate my shit harder go on i dare you
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glad two 2ee everyone matchiing my energy riight now.
nope !! that’s why it’s a high possi8ility
⚓ I haven't seen any others, so I'm gonna agree with ya! 🪶
its finally COCKto8er 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 8Y A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 🧑❤️💋🧑DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 Ha ha ha !! !! !! !!
If you do end up trying it at some point, you have to tell me what you think.
if you ask real nice and pretty i can give you one of my cans
It’s pretty decent. Like I said, it’s not better than Vanilla Coke but it’s definitely worth a try.
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hh~ey rainbow drinker hh~ere people can be 5ane and be attracted to me thh~at5 fucking fine by thh~e way
thh~at one troll arguing withh~ you 5eem5 to thh~ink finding me hh~ot i5 a mental illne55
whh~y cant people thh~ink im hh~ot?? local rainbow drinker fucking confu5ed??
I’m going to be honest I didn’t know you could fuck it up this bad. Thank you for keeping me informed.
word
WHEN SOMEONE CRITIZE WHEN YOU DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY CRITIZING COMMENT. FUCKING CHUCKFUCK.
yeah you know that "big things coming" shit i said like a week ago its on its way just getting some extra bits set up if youre into music just keep an eye out is all im sayin
k
ngl same here dude
I have not seen that many Hal’s actively about but you got a point. I mean the Cronus population has grown too recently although you might be the coolest one.
You mean like the Dirks and the Daves? Suppose so. Everyone else just needs to try harder clearly.
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8reasts 8oo8ily across the dash
(=^・。・)< CRONUS AMPURA - SEME OR UKE? LETS GO UKE! (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< LETS TACO ABOUT IT!!! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< on this episode of #magestage (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< WITH M333333 (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< all mew n33d to know about cronus ampura and his role in a boyxboy setting (◕ᴥ◕^=)< this article will contain the following content #nsfw #noncon #cnc #cronusampora #hypnosis #mindbreak #dombreaking ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< CRONUS IS A SPECTACLE! EVERYONE KNOWS OF THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!! (=^◠‿・)< and oh isnt he a SENSITIVE thing ᕙ(=^☉ਊ☉)ᕗ< BUT HES A MAN. AND HE WILL NOT LET MEW FURGET (゜o゜;^=)< but what do we do about a character like this when we want him to be a juliet to our romeo? the hole to our pole? the dirk to our jake? (=^⊙_◎)< some mages of heart s33 this as an easy mischaracterization loophole! (◕દ◕^=)< fudge his personality a bit yknow? ⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< and this works with some cronii! not all fit such a tight mold! (=^ ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< however when i write cronus i think of him as a stock photo! imagine a stock image of cronus! all the basic traits! goregle show me an insecure violet man with hair gel! 🤔^=< so what is there to do k33ping true to the average cronus? (=^◔‿◔)< beat on the tough guy (◕ᴥ◕^=)< hes sensitive, insecure, *manipulatable* (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< in one of my favorite cronus based ships, cronus takes the pillow princess role fur kurloz after much mind manipulation (＾3＾^=♪< the sw33t tune of someone who is going to tolerate mew when no one else will (=^◔###◔)< I S33 MEWR D33PEST FANTASIES AND HAVE YET TO TURN AWAY, DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING AMPORA? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< AAAAH! SO LOVELY! (◕દ◕^=)< well thats with a dominant man, what about someone of average dominance? someone who could switch? what if we still want the target to take on the submissive role? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< lets do humiliation! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< mituna captor is the best at humiliation! mew either grow enraged or horny! (=^◠‿・)< mew know which cronus is (=^⊙_◎)< there may be problematic slur usage here #casteplay? (◕દ◕^=)< well meulin, what about kankri vantas? as the most submissive man ever? the most virgin broken man in all of paradox fiction? (っ=^˘з(˘⌣˘ )< hush my beloved reader *licks mew seductively* (=^⊙_◎)< now this is where we have to mischaracterize someone... but its okay... (゜o゜^=;)< its naughty (=^⊙_◎)< we n33d sexy professor dom PC principal kankri 🤤^=< that boy n33ds the PADDLE (゜o゜^=;)< kankri. leaving him begging. fur mercy. ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)< AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (=^◔‿◔)< its beautiful... (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< AND THIS CONCLUDES PART ONE OF OUR CRONUS SERIES AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE!
don’t listen to them my sweet sweet egg
easy! one †ime i explored †his abandoned mall and go† †o pose wi†h a funky-looking anima†ronic lusus!
Enjoy the song
See new youd get that final star ~★
Don't sweat it champ, it happens.
sometimes it feels like y'all forget it's like...for fun. as a treat. there is nopuppy forcing you to use lil sym8ols. you don't put those on your taxes
THIS IS KILLING ME.
https://on.soundcloud.com/3Gnqh7xoRqePhKoob8
ONESIE CHAOS DOODLE. https://i.postimg.cc/9QGgR4js/Untitled1893-20260929190421.png
A ONESIE.
Have you had water today? Had a snack? Have you gorp'd? Have. You. Gorp'd.
2 anon responses, great. From anon: Guess what What. From anon: Little kiss? : ) No.
(=^◔‿◔^=)< YESSSSSSSS #FATTENUPTHATBOOTY
(◕દ◕^=)< NOT MEW BY THE WAY IVE B33N HERE (=^-v-)< watching
((all my interactions are ic dw i getchu
i respect that dawg you do you
// 😭
// Aren't we all /j hehe
hm
don't need to tell me twice.
smiles.
big hoss.
i fat thumbed the auto complete on the vway to send that lil nugget of vwisdom and nowv i cant fix it. big hoss. end of phrase.
sounds like a skill issue to me big hoss.you
I'm only like a LIITTTTTLE scary
ohhh okay well THAT'S a whole different story..8ut I don't 8ite unless I'm allowed ૮ ˘ﻌ˘ ა
i’m always sexy. it’s kinda, like, part of being the most emotionally intelligent in my session. #silly
First post, pretty exciting stuff going on ovwer here!
Fi2h around and find trout 👍
My belo+ved. To+o+k her fo+r a spin to+day.
I sho+uld get an aquarium...
Alright time to do some mining and crafting with the guys.
u guys should ask me more questions. fill up my box, so to speak.
CH3CK OUT TH3 H4TCH3TF13LD TR1LOGY 1TS FUCK1NG GR34T
Porrim took me out today! She said it'd 8een too long since we went on a "d8te" just the two of us so she picked me up in her 8uggy and we drove a8out the 8u88les for a good while. ::::D
they just dont understand povwerscaling like my man eridan does. i outscale most godtiers, hell, i outscale myself godtiered. vwhats that chode gonna do, farrier me into submission? i take that back, zahhak vwould try that.
once a zahhak, alvways a zahhak i say. they just cant help but try to embarrass themselvwes in front of their betters for a quick spurt of dopamine. its just kinda sad.
he doesnt get it. talking about some "you should respect a god", first of all asshole i dont knovw you and i dont think you could do anything to me. actually, no, i knovw you cant. second of all quit blabbering about hovw vwere so mad vwhen YOURE the one talking to US. its embarrassing hovw much he seeks us out.
the latter, duh. obvwiously you can kill a ghost, you *said* double death.
threats like that just dont vwork on handsome hunks like us fellas.
he thinks hes him. its so sad.
i mean... it vwas mostly a gag, but yeah, kinda.
facts.
nah, hed dodge.
get a job. youre fucking annoying. go splurge on hoofbeast shit or vwhatewver you do.
just alvways saying some bullshit. damn, man.
that one specifically needs to go. i feel you, bro.
Pretty
>+. HEY BEFORE WE HAVE ANOTHER *INCIDENT* THIS FEELS LIKE A DM OR OTHERWISE PRIVATE ONLY CONVERSATION .+< #dashwatching
*、3X3RCISING MYS31F SICK T0NIGHT, S0 FUCKING PISS3D 0FF D0NT T41K T0 M3！⚡️
IM KIDDINGGG I was dehydrated and now I’ve drank water
To the cronus who blocked me im so sorry ooc LMAO,, i had a giggle tho ))
OF WHAT U SAID BTW NOT ME BEING A DICK ))
probably! for me i dont really choose it just. matches my vibe.
၄⋆၃ thanks
How do you make em :o they’re so pretty
either that or a heir thing? or a juju thing.
i mean for a while i was stuck with only short but i got tall back recently! :)
its b0ring i just 0pened my inb0x f0r flirty asks
what the fuck i want flirty an0ns t00 cr0nuses DNI https://f0rms.gle/3RnM6HnmXCYZKdgQ8
0kay fine cr0nuses may interact
((Rolling back over till 12. Hopefully I can kick this migraine))
★★★★☆ 'Nice ass very slappable, 4 stars for pancakes'
doin my funky lil dance for yall at 5am
oh wow thank you
back online.
THATS the spirit! :o)
every time a new way to call someone ugly but in a "trendy" way comes up i get more annoyed. like. you're still just calling someone ugly.
i just reMinD Myself that My ass too fat anD My bulge too big to be saD. usually works
Because you keep washing your car all sexy and stupid with your stupid shorts and mustache... take this and be sad and outmatched!
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ea'siest way to get someone to stop annoying you ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 be super weird about them ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 wor⚔︎ a charm every time ^^^^^^^^^^
c< ....wOuld yOu liKe a Hug? >c
8=l < Someone hug that Ruby
That No Trespassing Sign Can't Stop You. Go Where You Are Not Supposed To.
may n[]ТТ w[]r]{ f[]r s[]me ]-[[]rn s]-[apes buТТ ТТ]-[e idea iТТself is greaТТ i agree
Х:^)
:33< i know what?
:33< efurry time i s33 a #girlbulge i smile and go NICE! :33< dont believe meow? :33< show meow a #girlbulge! :33< #nsfw
:33< no purroblem
:33< anya time cronus :33< my dms are always open if mew want to be really weird about it ;33
Ew. #notpositive
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ This site rules actually █ Thus far I've seen three funny jokes, some mildly amusing memes, a beautiful fat man and a few people complaining about things I have no context for. █ I've been so bored of being scared an███ █ ... This unit has been needing variety in her life lately. █ He is seeing that this is a good place for a little bit of variety. 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍〈I_DONT_KNOW_YOU_PEOPLE〉 █ So all your problems are totally new to me.
n0... its t00 s00n... n0t an0ther #fishfuckfriday......... #nsfw
Yep, you just found the most trollblivious strider in the known universes. Im still learning
Yes
oh my god its #fishinfriday
youre wwelcome to try
u guys r kinda irresistible to the general chittr population so ummm, ya!!!!
S9me9ne needs t9 peg that guy. #NSFW #Itjustmightfixhim
TW #erecti9nMenti9n #hate6aiting #pitchEm9ti9ns #spitePilled #nsfw #nsfh #n9tSafeF9rHaters
i can toss disgust at breakneck speeds
asshole in line next to me has the vworst case of 8ad 8reath iwve encountered all vweek. im here to get coffee and hit on the cashier, stop coughing on me
im awake nn0w. hell0.
splash is the wwrong wword there
thanks 8uddy, if ya vwanna get far in unlife you gotta leawve an impression
#MYSTUFF.
📺 I had the m𐌏st unpleasant burp.
I am your night one. never forget this.
I hiked into town as promised. The children are sick, the pair of them were happy to see me visit. Their minders were tense.
AWWWW THAT'S SO SWEETTT I hope they feel 8etter soon !! !! !! !!
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true !! the chances are never 0
N9. At 6est I am h99f6east-aligned. I simply w9uldn't rec9mmend g9ing up t9 tr9lls with vaguely felinid features and attempting t9 call them as 9ne w9uld a pitia6le 6east. S9me may n9t appreciate that.
I yeah close enough
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woof.
(≽^-⩊-^≼) < NYAH?
c< OH, My bad ive NO clue wHy >c
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@imJunior Whenever you get a moment, may I recieve some assigned 8adges that are appropriate for me and my profile? I would 8e so gr8teful. ::::)
exactly here ill like this post will that make you happy?
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Kind 0f feeling myself t0day Lets see if it lasts
sleepyyy time for me goodnight everyone i loveyou
It looks very nice! ^^
YOU EVER GET THE FEELING SOMETHIN’ IMMINENTLY DUMB AND FRUSTRATING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN?