SINCE THE MOMENT HE WAS #KARKNAPPED. THE UNGRATEFUL BITCHLY WHINING. HAS BEEN OFF THE CHARTS. "I CAN'T BELIEVE. YOU TOOK ME BACK. TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING MUTANT PURGES. DAMARA." "HEY DAMARA. LET'S DO SINGLE COMBAT. NO POWERS. I'M FINALLY DEMONSTRATING ENTHUSIASM. ABOUT A SINGLE PART OF THIS COWORKERCATION. BUT IF YOU MANAGE TO INJURE ME. I'M GOING TO PITCH A WIGGLERFIT. ABOUT MY HIDEOUS BLOOD. AND RUIN THE EVENING." "BY THE WAY. DAMARA. I KNOW YOU HAVE PERMANENT FAVOR WITH ALL CLOWNS. WHICH FUNCTIONS IN PRACTICE. AS AN INFINITE MONEY HACK. ON THE WHOLE OF PLANET ALTERNIA. BUT I'D RATHER EAT COLD WET SLOP FROM A CAN. THAT'S BEEN LANGUISHING IN MY MODUS. FOR UNTOLD MILLENNIA. BECAUSE I AM AFRAID OF GOING OUTSIDE. SPORTING A MINOR SCRATCH. BUT NOT AFRAID TO SPIT IN THE FACE OF YOUR HOSPITALITY. AND. IN DOING SO. POTENTIALLY EARN MYSELF. A MORE SIGNIFICANT INJURY." "WAAH. UWAA. I WANT TO GO TO EARTH C-CAGO. ONLY THE SOPPING WET. INCH-THICK. HUMAN FUSION. DEEPDISC PIZZA. WILL SATISFY MY INFANTILE HUNGER." #YUCK. NO. NOT ON MY HISTORY FIELDTRIP. NOT WHILE WE HAVE ACCESS. TO THE FULL TIMELINE OF TROLL INGENUITY. THERE WILL BE NO HUMAN FUSION. WHILE I'M DRIVING THIS SCUTTLECOACH. AT LONG FUCKING LAST. I AM THRILLED TO REPORT. THAT CHALKBOX HAS BEEN PACIFIED. THE RAGES QUELLED. TO A BARE SIMMER. WITH A SLIGHTLY BURNT OFFERING. OF. WHAT HE IS CALLING. "THE BEST DAMN FLAVORDISC I'VE EVER HAD THE PRIVILEGE OF SHOVING DOWN MY THROAT." ALSO. WATCHING THE TROMAN EMPIRE COLLAPSE. AFTER A WEEKEND SPENT DODGING THEIR MOST ANNOYING INQUISITORS. DID NOT HURT. WHEN HE'S DONE SHOVELING NUTRIENTS INTO HIS GAPING SNAGGLEFANGED MAW. WE'RE GOING HIVE. YOU CAN CALL OFF THE SHOOTERS. WHO HAVE BEEN PITCHING FITS IN MY DMS. @carbolicGalvanologist. I'LL BE UNKARKNAPPING YOU SHORTLY.
Well. Still. Please give him back. I miss him.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS.
INSTEAD OF ANSWERING WITH WHAT I MEANT, I WILL NOW LEAVE YOU STEW WITH YOUR OWN INTERPRETATION OF MY WORDS. HAA.
HE'S LITERALLY FINE. I'M KICKING HIM UNDER THE TABLE. AND HE'S MAKING SPRIGHTLY AND ENERGETIC EXCLAMATIONS OF PAIN. #PROOFOFLIFE. #BESTBOSS.
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK SHIT ON YOU IF YOU'RE THERE.
I'LL BRING YOU NEXT TIME. AS SOON AS HE'S DONE. WE'RE GOING BACK TO #BOYSNIGHT. AREN'T YOU THERE. SUPPOSEDLY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
࣪⊹₊˚{ ORCAY!!!! JUST PLEASE BRING HIM BACK! }ToT{ BY THE WAVE, IM LIKE, LOWERING ALL MY HARPOONS FROM ALL THE SHOOTERS IN YOUR FINBOX, BABES! I AM SOOOO GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME!!!! #loveeee }˚₊⊹ ࣪
man what i want to get kidnapped just to get pizza what the hell @taciturnTerror serpnap me so we can go get pizza!!! or i guess we can just...go get pizza the normal way to hehe (|:p
:o) As you wish. :o) We can't let the other tutor/protege pair gave all of the fun, can we?