⌞Amos Laszlo⌝
@composingCadaver
Not much to say... Uh... He but never him???? Big swords are cool. I don't have any. But they're cool! Transgender human man.
#NowPlaying : We are made of meat ♡ • Halle Uchida • ────────⚪──────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 0:00 / 0:00 ───○ 🔊
1 day left. More meteors have apparently hit a few places all over earth. I'm gettin' closer and closer to the time I agreed to play the game with my friends. ALSO! I met one of the guys who was invited to play with me and the original 3 people i invited. He's cool. A bit edgy. But he's fine. So far it'll be me... Crow, Dion, Georgia, this guy Cade, and someone Dion invited... Don't know the last guy. Should be fine. Hopefully.
40 ish minutes until the last day of peace for me. Getting high as FUCK and relaxing since I might not able to for a while. Or ever. If this SBURB shit kills me (from what I've heard it like totally will even if I succeed.) I want to at least have one good night before then. Not worrying about my Mother, or what people say or have said about me, NOTHING. I just want to have a good fuckin' time. #substance
Can we get much higher. Higher. So hiiiiighhhhh... #substance
666--> Y3s, you c4n! You should. 1f 1t f33ls r1ght, 1t 1s r1ght. #subst4nc3
Me and my weed against the end of the world! Eugh... weed taste. #Subtance
#NowPlaying : Digital/physical heart ♡ • Vane Lily • ────────⚪──────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 0:00 / 0:00 ───○ 🔊
I've actually done most of the prep I have to for SBURB. Now I've just been staring at the ceiling like I usually do. 2 days till the end of the world. And I cant do shit about the 8.3 billion people on earth. Oh well. At least I get to save a few people who are good enough people. Damn.
(( I love designing character... I love love loveeeee designing characters :333 https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/MOTHERDEAREST.png
Opened the freezer and there was a tower card submerged in ice. How many of these cards does my mother have????
Apparently a few meteors have hit already. Saw it on the news. I'm assuming the bigger ones hit on the day of but like, shrug. As long as I follow the guides I should be alright. Guide mentions classes at the end. Like a shitty fucking RPG haha. I'm pretty fuckin shit at videogames unfortunately.
I am not immune to being a nosy bitch... But seeing as how I don't know any of these people I'm going to point my nose in the opposite direction... #Dashwatching
2 days till doomsday. :/ Really bringin' down my vibe. Storms not helping either. It's all good though! Dragging a few more people into the session to hopefully save 'em. From what I've heard these things rarely ever go right though so we'll see how long we all survive! My bud Crow, Dion, Georgia if I'm lucky, some other guy Crow invited, and possibly someone Dion knows. 6 people in total. I think that may be difficult to keep track of but as long as these people aren't super annoying I'm all good. Yesterday I did some shopping for items someone would need in an apocalypse. First time really leaving the house and travelling to the store in a while. I am NOT well equipped for this.
Y'ever like, pretend to be whatever the person you're talking to likes or finds like... cool? Its like larping. But its just yourself larping and everyone else thinks you're the coolest person ever.
Yeah, that! I take it to a whole new level though. I can be whatever you all want me to be! LOL. Keepin' it mostly real on here though. Cant scare off potential friends #JOKE
God... Mother Dearest keeps messing with me! She keeps pulling the tower card from out of her sleeve and throwing it at me whenever I pass by her and its getting REALLY ANNOYINGGGG! Like, yeah I'm aware of the big ass crisis! Thanks Mom! Its not like the world is going to be pummeled by space rocks or anything! I'm not telling her about this SBURB shit. She can do whatever the hell she wants as long as she QUITS THROWIN' CARDS AT ME!!!!
You're allowed to laugh. It's funny as hell. Its just really fuckin' annoying when I leave my room and get hit by a card EVERY FUCKING TIME.
Another day ticks away slowly... ://// Meaning friday (DOOMSDAY BTW) approaches at unreasonable speeds. I haven't even done much today. Mostly just trying to convince the people I want to survive that I'm not fucking insane and that this game really save them from the end of the world. Apparently the world ending by meteors all of a sudden is super shocking or whatever. I like totally get that its scary or something but I wanna live soooo... Anyways, Haven't gotten another copy of the game in the mail since I stopped ignoring it.
"You're always asleep!!!" God forbid a guy doesn't want to experience the horrors.
Yet another REAL post!!! Gog !t's n!ce know!ng there's someone else keep!ng !t real on ch!ttr.com...
I keep it real because the world is ending and if I don't spit my shit NOW, I might never be able to. Shrug.
Opens my pad loudly in the mens bathroom to assert dominance.
did that once pre-war and a dude asked what kinda chips i had
OKAY!!!!! I got a few people involved who I can actually put up with and want to save for the end of the world. I saw the fucked up evil game is most efficient with 4 players. And so far I got 2 people to agree to playing. I'm almost 100% percent certain they think I'm joking about the end of the world but I've been as clear as I could be that this might actually be serious. I have another guy in mind but I think he'll be harder to convince since he's miserable and might not even want to survive (if he believes me LOL). But I think he deserves to live so....... worth a shot, right?
(( Some Amos memes for the soul. Some context for the BLUH, there's actually so little weed in those things that I was genuinely shocked when it tasted like weed so I had to immortalize it with Amos... :3333 https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/BLUHHHH.gif https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/TRANSGENDAH.png #substance
Quick loophole question. Could I just pack a shit ton of people into my house and would they all survive the end of the world? From what im gathering, my entire house will be transfered somewhere. I mean, I don't know anyone who lives "nearby" or even in a 3 days distance from me so. Its completely hypothetical. But you know, maybe I can shove of bunch of my evil fucked up neighbors inside and save a few people even if they're not apart of this divine fate bullshit. Really don't think this is fate or something, BTW. Must have signed up for a copy on accident or some shit. There's no way there is a thing such as "fate." But that doesn't explain why I keep getting copies in the mailbox... #SBURBquestions
The end of the world? Prob★bly. The g★me itself? Ehhhhh
they dꙮn't want yꙮu tꙮ knꙮw this, but yꙮu can prꙮtꙮtype a sprite with the meteꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Yeah, that seems less likely to go well considering they're all old and stupid so. Maybe not the best plan...
I don't think so... I think I'd die before I get the chance to get my nasty hands all over the meteor...
we had two tagalong$ in our $e$$ion, but i think that might have been helped by the god tier$ of the people they rode in with? a prin¢e of void who de$troyed hi$ ki$me$i$' oblivion and a page of blood who$e drinker moirail ¢ame in with him (and inadvertently en$ured he $pent the early game la¢king blood) that probably mean$ nothing to you a¢tually ba$i¢ally, uh. it kinda $eem$ like a lot of what the game allow$ ha$ to do with what'$ narratively $ati$fying. the rule$ are loo$e.
press "z" tꙮ parry the meteꙮr. yꙮu can trust me abꙮut everything ever. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man