♦ pitied by @composingCadaver
| Am Not Part|cularly Fond Of Soda.
+ sometimes we wonder how much of what was done to us we do not know + - we do not know how much of us is how we were hatched and how much is what we were made into in the laboratory - + we wonder if our emotions were always this difficult to read or if they made us like that + - for convenience -
fun imogez fa fact! i used to think e elves and other fant fantasy creatures were rreal on earth before being told otherwise b by a friend <:(
8=D < I do not need him... 8=D < Goodlight everypony.
wHaT ThE FuCk dId i dO LaSt wEeK? mY MoThAfUcKiN' hEaD HuRtS LiKe a mOtHaFuCkA'.
D --> No D --> Neighaps I was wrong D --> Continue disobeying me D --> Continue pitying my chit D --> Do it D --> I demand you do it
D --> Why are you pitying my chit D --> Stop that at once
< PUSSY ASS BITCH >
oh shit. he read that. delete. delete.
THIS WASNT ABOUT THE POST. ITS ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
FUUUUCKKKKKKK
Oh it's all fucking over for you
*insert depressing ass laika post here*
[I HAD A GOOD PO$T TO MAKE BUT #OMPLETELY FORGOT BE#AU$E I WENT TO $EE THAT HORU$$ PO$T OUT OF #URIO$ITY GOD FU#KING DAMMIT]
ALL LIFE IS A MISTAKE. MY EXISTENCE IS THE CORRECTION.
if i accept that im also a strider. do i have to wear those fuckin shades.
does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.
8=D < Rarity 100ks so mare-velous in her new tack. #WaifuWednesday #MLP #HoofbeastPlay #Pony
please tell me someone else seas that horuss post and i didnt hallucinate that shit
so theres this dog
Golly! It's been awhile since I've been present. Life has been particularly busy as of late. Any morning news? It seems like there's something going on, at least.
Im a little lost and i just faceplanted in the mud but otherwise its a nice rainy day out and im thoroughly enjoying myself. Heres where i recommend pocketing your own cellphones and going outside!
Well, I see a pattern with these two, they do not like it when you pity their stuff.
WHAT
anyways. time to consume my flavorless sludge from a bag with a tube. deeeeelicious.
Sigh.
Look, I'm obligated to like all Jake's posts out of vanity/narcissism. But I would be lying if I didn't say they're worrying. Hooboy! #Jake-Posting
GOOD (?) MORNING.
My relation or interactions with Striders are? Good? Although Cal is. Well, is Cal.
so uhhhh guess if you ever want to talk to me, dm me, 'Cus i reCkon i ain't gonna 6e postin' muCh anymore. pusher Can't take all this shit.
GRIPS SCREEN. LOOK AWAY. BEFORE I SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR ASS. DAMMMNN.
The only time the dashboard doesn't want to ignore a situation, ROFL.
Fork found in kitchen. Fish found in ocean. Yet another dirk strider found behaving exactly as expected. It gets even more shocking after the 50th time. Trust me bro.
god y'know, one day ya sit down, look at the timeline, then realise that this whole time you've just 6een pissin' into a sea of piss. there is no good here.
fuck no dont let any a my godawwful wwhimsical magic believvin splinters convvince you of nothin theyvve all been lashed on the gills until they believve the lies theyre spewwing its fuckin indecent
I never thought going into this that I would miss Alternia.⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
D --> Brooding
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I think the intrusive thoughts are winning.
Should it be worrying? you know, realizing how different multiverses are.
D --> I do not enjoy what I just read D --> I will be candid about that
You Ever Fee7 @ New P@r@noi@ C7ick Into P7@ce Th@t You Know You're Never Gonn@ Be @b7e To Fu77y Rid Your$e7f Of
Sooo.. IM FUCKING DEAD NOW. I HONKIN GUESS. LAYS HERE CORPSEFULLY sighs here solemnly eats cookie batter #ohno #dead #silly
>=>}I May Be Out Of My Meds... Which Is Possibly A Very Bad Thing. -9-
I wish th୭ tw✧ ✧f th୭m w✧uld st✧p ၊၊||၊ ၊၊||၊
gꙮꙮdbye everyꙮne. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ How many of you who played the game are derse dreamers btw #dersegang #Ilikedhowprospitlookedmore #biasedthocauseofmyfavcolor #mydreamselffuckedoffdersetohavefunlol
8=D < I hay hoove had enough caffeine to k*ll a hoofbeast tonight by mistake. 8=D < I am so foal of energy! 8=D < I neigh go for a long run.
press "z" tꙮ parry the meteꙮr. yꙮu can trust me abꙮut everything ever. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
they dꙮn't want yꙮu tꙮ knꙮw this, but yꙮu can prꙮtꙮtype a sprite with the meteꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
The end of the world? Prob★bly. The g★me itself? Ehhhhh
...
I've just accepted this as the kidnapping day at this point, I'm making ramen and just watching this shitshow unfold for now.
8=D < Oh hoovens, there are an awfoal lot of ponies posting about a kidnapping. 8=D < I wonder what happened.
at least yꙮu knꙮw hꙮw yꙮu may ꙮr may nꙮt die. i just knꙮw the date ꙮf my (certain) death, and nꙮthing else. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I miss Jade a little, she's always been the only of my friends I've kept up with.
oh ok so the troll |m stAy|ng w|th gets grubnApped oh ok so much for |t be|ng sAfe out here :( | hope everyth|ngs Alr|ght, | dont even know whAt to do About All of th|s sh|t
Not the one that's full of typos, though. I wrote the good one.
You're welcome.
You know sometimes your re★ction to being told you fucked up is more d★mning th★n the fuck up itself. Wh★tever, I'm going for smokes. ★nyone need ★nything? #subst★nce
everyone lloves all my posts and im universally belloved. this is because i can forsee what posts woulld not go over well and dont post those. #seerofdoomthings
Ok so there wouldn't necessarily be "signs" that a giant fucking barrage of meteors is about to materialize and destroy your planet.
H★neSTly if fATe cAllS y★u mighT n★T hAve much ★f A ch★ice ;P
that'S the game that kills you. when you play it, it kills you.
[I FIND THI$ TO BE IN#REDIBLY DI$RE$PE#TFUL TOWARD$ TROLL #ULTURE]
Oh naw, this ain't th' site ferr advice.
"freaky aliens" this is our site. you'RE the freaky alien here. "weird words" to us your words are weird. we are not little magic men in your computer for your amusement.
Gets here and immediatey migro aggresses lol
would u still fw me if i was evil and by evil i mean somef'in ruined my day like someone stealin my bike so i plan to make a steal-all-bikes-inator 5000 where everywhere wiffin the area, all bikes will be stolen by urs truly n no one will ever 'ave a bike again bc im so evil n im a genius n if i cant 'ave my bike no one can get one