⌞Amos Laszlo⌝
@composingCadaver
Not much to say... Uh... He but never him???? Big swords are cool. I don't have any. But they're cool! Transgender human man.
40 ish minutes until the last day of peace for me. Getting high as FUCK and relaxing since I might not able to for a while. Or ever. If this SBURB shit kills me (from what I've heard it like totally will even if I succeed.) I want to at least have one good night before then. Not worrying about my Mother, or what people say or have said about me, NOTHING. I just want to have a good fuckin' time. #substance
does anybody have that one picture of the guy throwing a rock at an elephant and it says "gayyyy" i think? i need it for something important.
I know which image you're talkin' about but I don't have it on my computer...
please tell me someone else seas that horuss post and i didnt hallucinate that shit
Unfortunately yeah. Bro really loves his pony... I fucking guess.
ᴏᴏʜ! ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱɪᴛᴇ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴅᴇᴠɪᴄᴇꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ? ɴᴇᴀᴛ !
Y'ever like, pretend to be whatever the person you're talking to likes or finds like... cool? Its like larping. But its just yourself larping and everyone else thinks you're the coolest person ever.
Yeah, that! I take it to a whole new level though. I can be whatever you all want me to be! LOL. Keepin' it mostly real on here though. Cant scare off potential friends #JOKE
God... Mother Dearest keeps messing with me! She keeps pulling the tower card from out of her sleeve and throwing it at me whenever I pass by her and its getting REALLY ANNOYINGGGG! Like, yeah I'm aware of the big ass crisis! Thanks Mom! Its not like the world is going to be pummeled by space rocks or anything! I'm not telling her about this SBURB shit. She can do whatever the hell she wants as long as she QUITS THROWIN' CARDS AT ME!!!!
You're allowed to laugh. It's funny as hell. Its just really fuckin' annoying when I leave my room and get hit by a card EVERY FUCKING TIME.
"You're always asleep!!!" God forbid a guy doesn't want to experience the horrors.
Yet another REAL post!!! Gog !t's n!ce know!ng there's someone else keep!ng !t real on ch!ttr.com...
I keep it real because the world is ending and if I don't spit my shit NOW, I might never be able to. Shrug.
Quick loophole question. Could I just pack a shit ton of people into my house and would they all survive the end of the world? From what im gathering, my entire house will be transfered somewhere. I mean, I don't know anyone who lives "nearby" or even in a 3 days distance from me so. Its completely hypothetical. But you know, maybe I can shove of bunch of my evil fucked up neighbors inside and save a few people even if they're not apart of this divine fate bullshit. Really don't think this is fate or something, BTW. Must have signed up for a copy on accident or some shit. There's no way there is a thing such as "fate." But that doesn't explain why I keep getting copies in the mailbox... #SBURBquestions
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I mean theoretically yea they just have to also survive the medium (the place your house gets transferred to) #betterthanameteortho #theywontbecountedasplayersthojustlettingyouknow #theywonthavethesameprotectionsyoudo
they dꙮn't want yꙮu tꙮ knꙮw this, but yꙮu can prꙮtꙮtype a sprite with the meteꙮr. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Yeah, that seems less likely to go well considering they're all old and stupid so. Maybe not the best plan...
I don't think so... I think I'd die before I get the chance to get my nasty hands all over the meteor...
we had two tagalong$ in our $e$$ion, but i think that might have been helped by the god tier$ of the people they rode in with? a prin¢e of void who de$troyed hi$ ki$me$i$' oblivion and a page of blood who$e drinker moirail ¢ame in with him (and inadvertently en$ured he $pent the early game la¢king blood) that probably mean$ nothing to you a¢tually ba$i¢ally, uh. it kinda $eem$ like a lot of what the game allow$ ha$ to do with what'$ narratively $ati$fying. the rule$ are loo$e.
press "z" tꙮ parry the meteꙮr. yꙮu can trust me abꙮut everything ever. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Wonder if I should cut my hair before the fuckin' world ends. I'm not exactly looking my best for the imminent meteors that will crush all of humanity. But besides that, wondering if I know anyone who I really want to survive and wont say I'm insane for implying a videogame will save us from death via meteors...
unlucky yꙮu. *my* impending dꙮꙮm is in like twꙮ mꙮnths, instead ꙮf tꙮday. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Yeah, I got like 3 days. So. I gotta lock in and do this shit quickly.
Looked more into SBURB considering apparently the impending doom is in fact getting closer and closer and it took a bit, but I found a few guides. They all stop super suddenly after various points but I'm sure it cant be as complex as these bastards are trying to make it seem. Not touching the game until I'm completely prepped though. Typical doomsday shit. Gathering nonperishable foods, getting my affairs' in order... that sorta shit. I have a few copies but I think anyone I'm close with would call me insane and send me to the ward if I tried to explain the worlds ending and we have to play some awful game that will inevitably kill you LOL. It's fine. Don't got many friends anyways. So far what I'm gathering is that there's machines that can be placed down for free and that they're hella important and shit. I'm trying to comprehend the shit in these guides but half of them are just straight up panicked blabbering. Not like I don't understand. Worlds ending so...
Get yoour human lusus oout oof building range trust me
I wrote those guides.
All of them???? Every single one???? I mean, there's like 4 in total but, you know.
Not the one that's full of typos, though. I wrote the good one.
There is no good one unfortunately. Seems most of the guides are from beta playtesters before the game was fully launched. Seems they're from a few days ago. Weirdest part is I've been getting this things disk in the mail for WEEKS.
https://cool-and-new.fandom.com/wiki/Rose%27s_walkthrough
Appreciated MT. Going to read through it because it actually seem comprehendible.
Yoou doon't want too accidentally crush her
Got it... Jesus christ. Crushing shit with items in the building menu is possible... writing that down.
Also, I notice there's been kidnappings??? I hope shit gets better. I don't know any of yall but the situation seems fucking shitty. I mean, people being abducted is always going to be fucking shitty but, you know. Hopin' the people are found soon.
It's getting resolved thankfully