Mr. E
@conspiritorialEnigma
The Prince has grown too soft for The Great Serpent to bear...
yeah it's not his REAL name but its probably not your real name either https://scoobydoomysteryincorporated.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._E
I assure you Dane... this is my real name... though the "E" is short for something...
It is... refreshing... to converse without knowing... what will happen...
wHAT ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT LIKE, iN WHAT DIRECTION,
aRE YOU A COMPASS? yOU SHOULD BE LOOKING, tO THE RIGHT, oF WHERE YOU ARE LOOKING, tHEN,
yEAH, sO WHY ARE YOU LOOKING, n?
wHAT IS NORTH THAT IS MAKING YOU, lOOK THAT WAY?
}:/ tHAT DOES NOT STRIKE ME AS, pROPER FENG SHUI,,,
Send me your classpect and I'll write a vague 'premonition' a8out you like Mister Pee is doing over there.
The Knight... is actually going to be fine... things work out pretty well for him...
wAIT, iS THIS SOME, kNIGHT GUIDES THE SWORD, tYPE BS?
eWW,
The Witch will seek my knowledge... it will come at a cost... But that mystery hasn't been solved yet...
The future from you, the past in its Wake. One must wonder which sees more. The past is not always clearer than that which has not come about yet.
"Something 8ad is going to happen to a...Prince." Oh no, why won't someone think a8out the shoddy cape wearing caste-h8ting twerp, or it's sidekick, Prince decapit8te and kiss me, or a screaming clown who 8usted his own tongue from some planet no8ody gives a squawk a8out! M8king my heart 8leed with concern here 8y listing a trilogy of losers! #gore
Oftentimes... the gr8est fools... think they know the mystery...
Literally all you're doing is tossing shit at a wall so if *something* diiiiiiiid conveniently happen to someone you made a one word post a8out you can claim some half-8aked omniscience. Not how wisdom works, shit for 8rains!
I know what will happen to the pieces relevant to me... Nothing more... Nothing less...
Same like every other pyjama wearing twerp around this place then?
I have... observed her mystery... death would be a mercy...
wHAT'S YOUR DEAL THEN, hUH?
Allow me to... clarify... I am Mister E, no you may not know what the E stands for... I have the honor of being witness to various secrets and mysteries that have revealed themselves to me...
aND YOU'VE APPEARED, jUST RIGHT NOW TOLIGHT, bECAUSE,,?
The Prince's path is set, my revelations will not cause changes in the outcome...
i'm sending you the mysterious box
~Aww I miss the clip art guy,~
~I understand... try putting the scary eye ~Ont~O him~
No... that would only make me more... comedic...
~I kn~Ow itd be awes~Ome~