Draizi Nitora
@corpseCouture
she/her main deep sea mortician of alternia
T)(E S)(ADOWS W)(ISPER GOOD MORROW, YES? T)(E RAIN DRUMMED ITS LULLA8Y UPON T)(E DREAMING, AND WE ALL SWAM IN T)(E MURKY DEEP. A)(, )(EAVY SLUM8ER, T)(E DAMP 8LANKET OF T)(E SKY WRAPS US TIG)(T. DID YOU )(EAR T)(E DROPS COUNTING YOUR DREAMS? I DID.
I bet it feels good as hell to get bitten by a vampire. (It does)
I. AM. BACK. BARGAIN CONCLuDED. AND NOW YOuR LORD. OF MuRDER. AND GLORIOuS MuSCLES. HAS RETuRNED. I HAVE KEPT MY EYE ON THIS WEBSITE. A LITTE BIT. MOSTLY ON SPECIFIC ASSHOLES. AND YOu HAVE ALL BEEN PREDICTABLY STuPID AND uSELESS WITHOuT MY PRESENCE. NOT TO MENTION. CERTAIN STuPID BITCHES *CHEATING ON ME*.
If it wasn't for god tiers, some of you would be dead in a ditch already.
X Some of them still end up dead in a ditch even with godtier x
~ y3s, I agr33. Som3 troLLs ar3 just that stupid... it is... distr3ssing, to say th3 L3ast... ~
~ my Lusus gav3 m3 som3 s3w bon3s for th3 coLL3ction, how aLL my f3LLow bon3 fr3aks Lik3 it. https://fiL3.gard3n/arbFQ1Qyu1vmBILd/DraizisFirstPhotoPost.png?v=1790363089515 ~
8=l < Hello 8=l < I have an odd request 8=l < In your colle%ons do you have spare troll horns
8=l < The bigger the better 8=l < I am practicing horn carvings as a body modification on living trolls 8=l < And it's hard to find a material of the same feel as horn chitin to practice with
~ oh! I can do that! I hav3 som3 quit3 Larg3 horns, I assum3 th3y'r3 from troLLs that aLmost r3ach3d aduLthood! ~
8=) < Thank you! 8=l < Is there anything you'd like in trade?
~ no, I hav3 spar3s, and it's th3 good thing to do for my f3LLow troLL... ~
8=l < Thank you 8=l < I can collect them from you when you're ready
IM THINKING ABoUT BUYING SoME MERCH FoR THIS NEW ANIME I WAS WATCHING, BUT SHIT'S MoRE DEAD THAN JEFFRY FRoM THE PUBLICITY DEPARTMENT. THERE AINT EVEN SHITTY DEMU PLUSHIE KNoCKoFFS. WHAT A MoTHERFUCKING JoKE.
~ I do d3spis3 wh3n this happ3ns. y3t rar3Ly anything go3s this d33p in th3 d3pths anyways... ~
38/ Okay. I )(ave a confession. I miss being t)(e full-time -Empress. NAUT t)(e executions!!! Not t)(e absolute power! Not )(aving every )(ig)(blood in t)(e -Empire smiling at me like I was t)(eir next meal! I just miss being able to point at a problem and say "fix t)(at" and t)(en someone actually DID. Democracy is wonderful and important and I am going to bite t)(e next senator w)(o says t)(e words "we s)(ould form a subcommittee." Trying to work wit)( t)(e Pearliament is making me yank out my )(air!!!! #Violence
~ p3rsonaLLy, I am grat3fuL for not having to b3 3mpr3ss. I pr3f3r to t3nd to th3 bodi3s and sp3cim3ns my Lusus giv3s m3. ~
T)(at's valid! Boat, I )(ad to put on my big gill suit a w)(ile back. It was a w)(ole t)(ing.
~ I do r3sp3ct it though, tak3s guts to run an 3ntir3 3mpir3, I'LL giv3 you that. ~
★nyone got ★ sp★re necronomicon they ★ren't using?
~ no, sorry, min3s on dispLay in my r3spit3bLock. ~
whats up fuckers its find my pages friday
~ I r3aLLy can't 3scap3 you, can I? not 3v3n in th3 d33p3st d3pths. ~
doeS @nyonE h@vE tipS foR wheN youR frienD w@ntS tO dissecT yoU HopE iM noT @lonE on thiS
~ I cannot r3aLLy h3Lp you with that, usuaLLy I'm th3 on3 wanting to diss3ct my fri3nds... ~
what do we eat today, chittr.
i h0pe t0 bec0me a creepy pasta 0ne day
~ y3s it s33ms quit3 fun actuaLLy, stori3s of you, I'd pr3f3r to b3 a cryptid how3v3r, th3 qu3stions of if you r3aLLy 3xist and p3opL3 fr3aking out wh3n you do show up s33ms fun... ~
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
~ hmmm caLLing you princ3 bitch idiot s33ns quit3- rud3... ~
~ its hard b3ing a fuchsiabLood, 3v3ryon3 i dat3 3ith3r g3ts cuLL3d, or di3 b3caus3 of th3ir Low Lif3span, so inst3ad i pr3f3r to coLL3ct th3 bon3s of thos3 who hav3 b33n L3ss fortunat3 ~
☆ > Loss comes for us all eventually ☆ > Focus on the time you have instead of anticipating the end ☆ > It's still worth it to love ☆ > It's still worth it to make friends
~ tru3, it is quit3 Lon3Ly in th3 d33p, how3v3r I do b3Li3v3 I'LL g3t out mor3 oft3n, thank you JC ~