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y0u sh0uld castfake as a limebl00d. n0thing will g0 wr0ng. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
T)(E S)(ADOWS W)(ISPER GOOD MORROW, YES? T)(E RAIN DRUMMED ITS LULLA8Y UPON T)(E DREAMING, AND WE ALL SWAM IN T)(E MURKY DEEP. A)(, )(EAVY SLUM8ER, T)(E DAMP 8LANKET OF T)(E SKY WRAPS US TIG)(T. DID YOU )(EAR T)(E DROPS COUNTING YOUR DREAMS? I DID.
Oh no. I accidentally dropped this on the feed. Not to be really petty where my PR Agent could possibly see this but I’m the favourite.
IS IT BAD I'M ALREADY WISHING FOR FRIDAY TO COME SOONER? IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE HAD A SHIT MONDAY OR ANYTHING I JUST WANT THE WEEKEND AGAIN
so peak even the devil may cry...
T)(at's valid! Boat, I )(ad to put on my big gill suit a w)(ile back. It was a w)(ole t)(ing.
☆ > That's how they get you
38/ Okay. I )(ave a confession. I miss being t)(e full-time -Empress. NAUT t)(e executions!!! Not t)(e absolute power! Not )(aving every )(ig)(blood in t)(e -Empire smiling at me like I was t)(eir next meal! I just miss being able to point at a problem and say "fix t)(at" and t)(en someone actually DID. Democracy is wonderful and important and I am going to bite t)(e next senator w)(o says t)(e words "we s)(ould form a subcommittee." Trying to work wit)( t)(e Pearliament is making me yank out my )(air!!!! #Violence
Mr Man sir can I 8e a proxy in your woods I think I’d 8e good at it
slenderman page eating time.
i havve many bones
y.all wanted it. y.all getted it.
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
i gt leik 2 hiurs of sleep lst nite so drnkin mite b a rly bsd ides rn #substance
i h0pe t0 bec0me a creepy pasta 0ne day
☆ > Loss comes for us all eventually ☆ > Focus on the time you have instead of anticipating the end ☆ > It's still worth it to love ☆ > It's still worth it to make friends