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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Anyone else noticing there are a lot more crusty dusty rusties running around these days? My brand is being muscled in on.

Kult: +42

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Total: 79

Ratio: 1.14

i think claiming an entire caste as "yöur brand" is pretty hemöist ör at the very least stereötyping.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Caspertame

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

That is not what either of those words mean. LMAO. At most it means I’m a dumb ass that doesn’t know what a “brand” is.

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nöt löoking tö argue, just saying its kind öf a weird thing tö claim.

Kult: +5

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YUCKY PENNY

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Believer of Whimsy

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Well I meant specifically being a musty dusty crusty rusty that shitposts.

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Sara Mendel, Sylph Transparent

ah, that makes möre sense.

Boundless Potential

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lesbian

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mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Sunrise Crown

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@neonAllnight[NA]

do fish yawn

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

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yes.

pEtroA ApocAp

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Sunrise Crown

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Patron

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genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

my posts ArE thOUght prOvokIng.

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Ratio: 1.00

are they?

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Total: 7

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Hursus Mollei

ritchykeldamed

a badge for those with gilded golden taste in riches, and in beautiful men too.

bisexual

love yourself

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@benignantAppertain[BA]

=>>økay guys can cøffee Machines be sentient>>>

Kult: +5

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depends ön the brand really.

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@eusocialPedant @tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @eclecticEngineer @criticalConspiracist

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Headed out for a stroll t'day, and wouldn'tchu know it? Ackkkk!!! Out popped a random encounter!!!! One 'o th'weirdest in the entire BHILDR'S GUIDEGAX TO LUSUS CURAE COMPENDIUM This was a daggum doozey!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or should I say...DOZE-y? ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast Medium elephantoid fey yokai, any chaotic alignment ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Armor Class: 16 (natural armor) Hit Points: 90 (20d8) Speed: 30 ft., fly 50 ft. (hover) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ STR DEX CON INT WIS CHA 10 (+0) 17 (+3) 10 (+0) 12 (+1) 16 (+3) 14 (+2) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Saving Throws: Wis +6, Cha +5 Skills: Insight +6, Perception +6, Stealth +4 Senses: blightsight 30 ft., darkvision 60 ft., truesight (grappled), passive perception 16 Hemohue Humor: Purple Black Bile Languages: Common, telepathy 120 ft. Challenge: 7 (3,300 XP) Proficiency Bonus: +3 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < The mythological "Baka", meaning idiot, for the mind-splayin' insanity that results from being hunted by one. It is a persistence predator, awfully fond of stalking creatures until they're scared stupid! Siphoning increasingly deranged and abstract dreams...until only memories remain! And then it gobbles them gobstoppers too!!! It'll eat, eat, eat, eat 'til there's nothin' left, and only THEN will it move onto the next victim... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Scaaaaarrrryyyyy! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < They've got the eyes of an IVORYHORNBEAST, the temperment of a hungry CHOLERBEAR, the trunk of a JUVENILE TYRANNY'S favored prey of choice, A TRUMPETEERING TRUNKBEAST the ears of a STRADDLENECKBEAST, paws of a CLAMPFANGBEAST...statue. Gargoyle. They have Gargoyle paws. And the nightmarish hazy abilities befittin' 'o their PURPLE humor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < If ewe, or a former friend ewe thought ewe used t'know, might be stalked by one such beastie, it's best t'face it headlong durin' the lethal blaze 'o the Alternian Sun, which renders most Lusus Curae much, MUCH weaker!!!!! Dangerous...but if yer crafty, or got somethin' built different up yer sleeved Deck of Many Things, go buckwild!!!! TRAITS Innate Spellcasting. The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast's innate spellcasting ability is Wisdom (spell save DC 13). It can cast the following spells, requiring no material components: At will: sleep, detect thoughts, faerie fire 1/day each: phantasmal killer, dream, weird Incorporeal Movement. Can move through other creatures/objects as if difficult terrain; takes 5 (1d10) force damage if ending in an object. Sunlight Sensitivity: Disadvantage on attack rolls and Wisdom (Perception) checks relying on sight while in sunlight. ACTIONS Sleeper Hold (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 15 (2d10 + 4) psychic damage. If the target is Medium or smaller, it is grappled (escape DC 15) and must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or be stunned until the grapple ends. Extract Dreams (Melee Weapon Attack): +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one incapacitated humanoid grappled by the Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast. Hit: 55 (10d10) piercing damage. If this reduces the target to half of their total HP or less, the target must succeed on a DC 13 Wisdom Saving throw or fall unconscious for 1 minute. The target awakens if it takes damage or an allied creature uses its action to shake the target awake. Often thanklessly. ‘specially in this case. Seeing Special Stardust (Recharge 5–6): The Slumberupleupagus Snoozeatbeast emits sparkly particulate matter speckled with psychic energy in a 60-foot cone squeezed fresh from dreams about pendulous num-nums. Each creature in that area must succeed on a DC 15 Intelligence saving throw or take 22 (4d8 + 4) psychic damage and be stunned for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on itself on a success. ☾⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⁺⋆⁺₊✧✧₊⋆☽ ⭒☆⭒+3,300 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒19 turns BONUS (UNDER 20!) +500⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒🕊️ UNPERISHED PEACEFLUTTER MULTPLIER! X2 🕊️⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒NPC escorts (x2) UNHARMED +500 ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒Oh. It's her. Glad she's. Alive and well. -1000⭒☆ ⭒☆⭒WENT ENVIRONMENTAL!!! RELOCATION INITIATION!!! +000,000,000 (SAFETY IS ITS OWN REWARD) ⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒TOTAL: +6,600 XP⭒☆⭒ ⭒☆⭒LEVEL UP!!!!⭒☆⭒ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < HUZZAH!!!! I feel FIT AS A FIDDLED WITH SET 'O STRINGS TUGGED TAUT AFTER TEACHIN' A NEW TUNE! #HUZZAH #GUIDEGAX #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAE #BHILDRSGUIDEGAXTOLUSUSCURAECOMPENDIUM #TheOLDParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #SFW #Violence #BodyHorror #PsychologicalHorror #Unreality #MemoryDrain #Baka #SlumberupleupagusSnoozeatbeast #ImpliedTits #DreamsOfThemRather #Num-Nums #FriendFiction #CavernsAndCullbeasts #C&C #FLARP #Äuchar #Gygaax #Bievey #AWildLusiiAppeared #MonsterHunter #FLARP

Kult: +67

Kull: +37

Total: 104

Ratio: 1.81

shöuld höpe i kept my dice, ha. a challenging föe tö thwart prögressiön thröugh this adventerrör, nö döubt. "röll för initiative.."

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ever the aspiring gregarious gamblignant, eh, Äuchar? ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Just thank yer lucky stars ewe rolled high… ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Imagine trying t’save precious personnel with a rubber cluckcluckbeast again!!!!

dönt need tö remind me öf that öld strife. felt mighty a föol, löbbing thöse things.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < WAIT EWE GOT MORE THAN ONE!??! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < EWE CHUCKED (CLUCKED???) EM SO FAST AND BOUNCED ‘EM BACK SO HARD, HAD ME HALF CONVINCED IT WAS JUST TH’ONE!!!!

cöme ön nöw, gaax.. yöu didnt think i was *underprepared* did yöu? its all in, ör nöthing, ha.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Jade Harley

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h0m0sexual

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lesbian

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@gardenGnotic[GG]

there comes a time in every woman's life where she must fuck another woman as rough as possible in the middle of a busy sidewalk #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

Roar ee an!

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

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honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

tatis-inəpʰu

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

It's insane t-o-o- me h-o-o-w casually y-o-o-u w-o-o-uld subject pe-o-o-ple wh-o-o- have n-o-o- c-o-o-nsented t-o-o- being part -o-o-f y-o-o-ur sex scene t-o-o- y-o-o-ur public displays like this! It's like y-o-o-u d-o-o-n't care ab-o-o-ut the lives -o-o-f the pe-o-o-ple ar-o-o-und y-o-o-u because y-o-o-ur entertainent and sexual escapade are m-o-o-re imp-o-o-rtant! It's crazy t-o-o- me that y-o-o-u write these crazy fanficti-o-o-ns ab-o-o-ut a life y-o-o-u can't p-o-o-ssibly be living, because as I said ab-o-o-ve it w-o-o-uld make y-o-o-u a gr-o-o-ss predat-o-o-r, with-o-o-ut thinking ab-o-o-ut h-o-o-w they w-o-o-uld exist in the wider w-o-o-rld -o-o-utside -o-o-f the vacuum -o-o-f y-o-o-ur strange head. Bu yeah, girl p-o-o-wer -o-o-r whatever.

Kult: +30

Total: 30

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söme peöple simply, and unförtuately, lack shame.

i might ñééd á béttér prófilé picturé... hmm.. i triéd tó fiñd á góód gárgóylé óñé but i guéss it dóésñ't lóók ás góód ás i thóught it wóuld. >>>:/

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

surely yöu can find a catalög öf acceptable gargöyle phötögraphs.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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i'm tryiñg tó figuré óut whéré.. i triéd góréglé but áll óf thém dóñ't lóók ás góód....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @miquiztliPerpetual[MP]

maybe i cöuld make öne persönalized just för yöu, cömrade?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

áh.. i rémémbér thé first timé wé mét.. óh wé wéré só yóuñg áñd ñáivé.. só uñáwáré óf thé dáñgérs wé hád tó déál with... áh... mémóriés...

Kult: +27

Kull: +25

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.08

memöries are always a thing tö keep clöse, theyll always be there.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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théy'll álwáys livé óñ iñ thém.. fóñd fóñd mémóriés.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @miquiztliPerpetual[MP]

we’re always making them, töo. göod and bad. heres tö many möre.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @covetousCovert[CC]

chéérs, cómrádé!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @miquiztliPerpetual[MP]

ha, cheers.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @miquiztliPerpetual @criticalConspiracist

( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < I know, I know, I know...roll me a Wisdom Saving throw to resist the CRINGE status condition's infliction...butchu ain't know how far back we go!!!!!!! Did a light bit 'o Dim Season Equinox Spring Cleaving...and wouldn'tcha know it? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < FOUND THESE!!! FROM "THE FIRST ADVENTERROR"!!!!! HARD T'BELIEVE IT'S BEEN SO MANY SWEEPS, HUH?!?! WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE CHARACTER SHEETS NONE BACK THEN!!! STILL FLARPING BYGONE DAYS!!! WHERE HAVE THE DAYS GONE? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I got...most of 'em...!!!! Not all. But most!!!! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Yeesh, I still remember that "ANTHEM CREED" I had everyone recite... ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < How'd it go? ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> OUR SMILES NEVER DULL! OUR PARTY'S NEVER FULL! THROUGH CAVERNS AND THROUGH CULLBEASTS, THROUGH LAIRS, AND THROUGH TROLL, WE'LL ALWAYS PAL AROUND IF, YOU'RE UP FOR A NEW STROLL! ADVENTERROR AWAITS AND, WE WON'T KEEP IT WAITING, IN FRIENDSHIP AND IN FIENDSHIP, THERE'S JUST NO UNDERSTATING...PALS PRESS FOREVER ON!!!!! HUZZAH! https://i.ibb.co/Psp4FB9M/image.png https://i.ibb.co/PZcdZ36r/image.png https://i.ibb.co/8DhWfXqw/oe-Ykh-Wx.png https://i.ibb.co/dJb7hsR5/image.png @tautologicalTechnique @covetousCovert @miquiztliPerpetual #NotActuallyOn #SWATTPAD #ThoughtAboutPostingThere #ButALotOfYouDoNotUseSwattpadAnymore #ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) #TheOLDParty #FullCampaign #NotEnoughInventorySpace #SFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #Adventerror #FriendFiction #CnC #CavernsAndCullbeasts #FLARP #Äuchar #Tezcat #Gygaax #ÄucharXGygaax #TezcatXGygaax #Gygaax #PALEMULTICLASS #Polyquandary #Fiends #Friends #JustFiends #JustFriends #AdventerrorsSupplementas #ScrawlThoughts #Drabbles #DubconPale #Polyquandary #Pals #Huzzah

Kult: +81

Kull: +25

Total: 106

Ratio: 3.24

such days were sö far behind us, yet i recall it just like yesterlight. that tacky little chant yöu had us dö was part öf the charm, ha.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < TACKY?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I seem to remember EWE having taking the lead in makin' sure we got our twice lightly HUZZAHs in!!!! Nice try there, fishster!!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Cranky cuz yer full 'o whimsy 'n merriment, ain'tcha??? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Just kiddin'. Glad ewe found it charmin'. I did, fer a time, too. The chorus carried me for the longest while, 'n through some pretty dark times...I can still hear it. Sometimes. Gets me rared up 'n rearin' fer more!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

wönder if i cöuld find my öld cösplay tabard anywhere. maybe we shöuld make a mödern day renditiön.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ple ia sEPLEAS E CAN I HELP MGFDLGKL PLEAS E PLE AE ASE PL PLEA SE PLEASE? ? ?!??! ?I WOU LD H AP PI LY TAKE YO U R ME AS U REMNENT S THE FU CK ?!?!?! I C OU LD B RING BACK THE GUILDMASTeRRIBLE BEHOL D ER SK ULL?!?!?! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I WANNA I WANN A I WANN A I WANNA I WANN A!!!! I'VE T ST ILL GOT EWE RR RE PR.... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Props. Got yer props. If ewe want 'em.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

höld yöur pröverbial höofbeasts, gaaxy. we'll search thröugh my öld garbage tögether, ha. göd knöws ive göt a plethöra öf it.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

i ám grátéful fór thé friéñds whó áré still stáñdiñg stróñg tóñight.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

strength is all we have.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

sigh... sééiñg fálléñ cómrádés álwáys briñgs á frówñ tó my fácé... rést iñ péácé.. át léást i kñów i cáñ máké yóur grávé márkér lóók ñéw áñd béáutiful....

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80