
Betty Crocker Anonymous
@crockercorpAnonymous
run by mod H and mod B... conf€ssion blog for €mploy€€s and consum€rs of crock€r products... or anyon€ at all... r€ad rul€s b€for€ int€racting...

CEASE POSTING YOUR ILLICIT EMPLOYEE CONFESSIONS!!!
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
confession #7- I WISH EVERYONE WHO WORKED FOR CROCKERCORP HAD A BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH VOICING HOW THEY FEEL INSTEAD OF RESORTING TO A STUPID CONFESSION PROFILE
confession #6: I feel like Jane is lowkey bisexual but in a weird way. Jake English serves guy who identifies as whatever the gender of his partner at the time makes him. Roxy Lalonde serves “your dad’s friend who is supportive of gay people but she’s lowkey a little bit ahead of the times and shit, and everyone loves her” type of straight. Dirk Strider is not part of this conversation because I want him fed to the meat machine.
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CROCKERCORP ANONYMOUS. @crockercorpAnonymous Dispense with this endeavor and delete this account immediately. Who is this.




