Betty Crocker Anonymous
@crockercorpAnonymous
run by mod H and mod B... conf€ssion blog for €mploy€€s and consum€rs of crock€r products... or anyon€ at all... r€ad rul€s b€for€ int€racting...
confession #12- i think eridanweek is a cover up for tax fraud lol
Don't be ridiculous who ever would think of such a thing
now mor€ than €v€r w€ r€mind €v€ryon€ to stand tog€th€r... and our inbox is always op€n for conf€ssions if you hav€ b€€n p€rsonally victimized... #cancelcrocker
confession #12- She punches herself in the head...
confession #11- for context my family has been lifelong employees of the crocker corporation, i'm talking my grandpa was there when they released their first pasta press and now i'm a maintenance specialist. it's multi-generational and don't get me wrong it's a MASSIVE point of pride for me and my family, we are super grateful, but with all this stuff coming out about jane recently (her eating through carapacians), i feel like maybe it's time to lend some credit to her detractors. i'm half carapacian on my mother's side and the way she treats us is sickening, and now i genuinely fear for my life on my next shift.
confession #10- Jane Crocker made up her backstory for attention.
confessions #9- be so fucking for real talking about unionizing at the work potluck is not promoting it. if i get written up one more time im going apeshit
confession #8- Think my dad got contracted by Crockercorp for some construction one time, so I'll share a story that my deadbeat sperm donor told me. The crew one time spilt an entire tank of cake batter that was to be placed in the facility, and like 3 guys died. I only remember this because mi padre used the trauma as an excuse to get drunk and sing "Oh my Darling Clementine" at 2am.
they did this shit in boston and the streets smelled like molasses for decades to come
confession #7- I WISH EVERYONE WHO WORKED FOR CROCKERCORP HAD A BETTER RELATIONSHIP WITH VOICING HOW THEY FEEL INSTEAD OF RESORTING TO A STUPID CONFESSION PROFILE
confession #6: I feel like Jane is lowkey bisexual but in a weird way. Jake English serves guy who identifies as whatever the gender of his partner at the time makes him. Roxy Lalonde serves “your dad’s friend who is supportive of gay people but she’s lowkey a little bit ahead of the times and shit, and everyone loves her” type of straight. Dirk Strider is not part of this conversation because I want him fed to the meat machine.
ok guys... so... this is kind of not r€lat€d to what this account is about... - mod H
confession #5 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/34a4587eccdc.jpg
That Happened To Me A Sweep And A Half Ago
if it happ€n€d b€caus€ of jan€ crock€r... i understand... it also happ€n€d to me...
this is why i'm unempl0yed. #unempl0yed #neetlife
confession #4: Sometimes, I think that the Crocker fandom is a bit hostile. Making fanfiction with her should be allowed without having people rag on you for not respecting her characterization. I am fully aware of her actual personality, and how she interacts with the pantheon, and that's why she works so well (along with her various serious and funny moments) in my fiction. I know she's not the same person without those personality traits. I get it, I too can be quite strict about adhering to creator canon. But sometimes I just want to be whimsical and play with my Janedoll.
:,o) ThIs pOsT Is tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn tItS. lOvE ThIs sHiT. fRaMe iT.
confession #3: I'm a former gopher for Jane Crocker. After six weeks of flawless performance, I was fired after telling her that I could not work overtime as her arm candy for an evening press conference because my mother had a heart attack. She said "big whoop" and that if I was truly committed to my job and going somewhere in the industry, I would've pulled through and then brought her body in afterward. Am I crazy?
>([lowkey s#e ate wit# t#is one ngl]
yO ThIs mOtHeR FuCkEr sOuNdS LiKe a tOoL. hOw aBoUt yOu gEt a mOtHeR FuCkIn jOb aT GrUbLaNd wItH ThE BaLl pItS If yOu aIn't wAnNa bE CoMmItTeD To yOuR JoB? hOnKiNg mY DaMn hOrN At tHiS OnE.
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
Detestable. Any just society would oust the leaders of such unfair conditions. Wishing you all the best. Ego sum ira Domini.
On€e again strengthening the €onne€tion €lemti & €o. Planetary Development has with €ro€ker €orp. Proud to do business with them.
- Well, we have an upper-class for a reason, I guess... 😢
y€ah... th€r€s trickl€ down €conomics... but it only trickl€s down onto us from abov€...
confession #1: the water in the break room is always kind of hot... and the filter is never changed... and i know that because im in charge of changing the filter... and they never tell me to do it...
h€y... this is our first post by mod H and mod B laying down th€ rul€s... pl€as€ r€ad th€s€ b€for€ you submit... RUL£S: - SUBMIT YOUR CONF£SSIONS BY DM - ALL CONF£SSIONS WILL B£ UNQUIRK£D FOR ANONYMITY - SUBMISSIONS MUST COM£ FROM CROCK£RCORP £MPLOY££S OR CONTRACTORS - NO CONFID£NTIAL COMPANY DATA, TRAD£ S£CR£TS, INT£RNAL DOCUM£NTS, OR ANYTHING THAT VIOLAT£S YOUR NDA