Perona ❤︎ Ursima
@cutesyCalamity
｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ OOnly living girl in East Alternia ｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ (OOC: Heavily inspired by perona but super divergent!)
｡ ₊°༺ kehehe...hehehe... ooooooooh i'm like ac♱ually soooooo screwed NOOWW! ʕ ˵´• ᴥ •`˵ ʔ #jooke
｡ ₊°༺ calm, cooool, relaxed!! i'm back froom my walk. i♱ was less oof a walk ♱hoough cause i can flooa♱ aroound. can'♱ ge♱ my shooes super grooss. ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ
:< would you be interested in going for a float sometime. :< i would love to know more about your dresses. :< they are very cute.
｡ ₊°༺ YES YES YESSSS!!!! foor sure!!!! always glad ♱oo ♱alk aboou♱ my coollec♱ioon!!!! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
:< have you ever been to lace & dolce :< very cute bakery. we could meet there :< if you dont mind holding some cream puffs for me i will pay for them
｡ ₊°༺ hmm!!!! very ♱emp♱ing!! i doo loove cream puffs!!!! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ i'm a-ook wi♱h like mee♱ing up!! is ♱his like... an ear♱h place? i've never been ac♱ually soo like. ya knoow? i doo have a way ♱oo ge♱ ♱here ♱hoough!!
:< no i am not on earth :< this is a place on alternia. it is very small :< it is difficult to find cute bakeries here
｡ ₊°༺ ooooooooh!!!! soorry i was like... ♱oo♱ally ♱hroown ooff by yoour name being riri and like FOORGOO♱ nicknames exis♱! ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ my bad!! alsoo yoou're like soooooooo righ♱! ♱here's noo♱ enoough cu♱e bakeries!! i♱'s soooo noo♱ fair!!
:< oh yes. i forget about humans proclivity towards four letter names :< my full name is rilakk :< i will direct message you with further information
｡ ₊°༺ WALK. OOU♱SIDE. I♱'S OOU♱SIDE ♱IME!! ・・・ʕ ˵ > ᴥ < ˵ ʔ ooh my... ooooooooh my... ♱his CANNOO♱♱ be gooood foor my pusher!!!!
｡ ₊°༺ pann hur♱♱ss... ugghhhh!!!! i've jus♱ been lying oon my looungeplank alllll nigh♱... ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ i need ♱oo like!! goo oou♱side oor soome♱hingg!!!! ʕ > ᴥ <ʔ
then you should go out! even if it's for a light walk. :)
｡ ₊°༺ i ♱hink ♱hey're like... ♱ag ♱eaming me?! ʕ ˵ㅇ ᴥ ㅇ˵ʔ i'm soo screwed!!!! ・・・ʕ ˵ @ ᴥ @ ˵ ʔ #vaguepoos♱ing #jooke
｡ ₊°༺ looooked ♱hroough my phoo♱oos and apparen♱ly... las♱ ligh♱ i ♱ooook a cu♱e pic♱ure. bu♱ i like... ac♱ually cannoo♱ share i♱!!!!! ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ i was jus♱ a li♱♱le bi♱ naked. i doon'♱ even ♱hink i♱ coould be described as ♱as♱eful nudi♱y... ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ i♱ was a super cu♱e pic♱ure ♱hoough ʕ ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ... boooo...
it's such a shame you can't share your cute picture! :c
you know, you could always share it in private, with people you trust!
｡ ₊°༺ ♱rea♱ him like a ♱rinke♱!! ＼ʕ ^ᴥ^ʔ／ hang him ooff my keychain i coollec♱ ♱he kisses yoou coould be my keepsake!!!! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ #lyrics #lyricspoos♱ing
｡ ₊°༺ huh... soo like. noone oof us coould sleep? ♱ha♱ like ♱oo♱ally sucks. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ i slep♱ foor like... a few hoours and ♱hen as soooon as i wooke up all oof a sudden sleeping was ooff ♱he ♱ableeee. ʕ ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ UGH!!!! goonna ♱ry ♱oo ge♱ a♱ leas♱ like... an hoour oof sleep!!!! ʕ – ᴥ – ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ kehehe!! i feel like i am gooing ♱oo say soome♱hing likee suuuuperr s♱upid!! i ♱hink soomeoone shoould shu♱ me up befoore i like ♱oo♱ally embarrass myself!! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
and what's the best way of shutting you up? :p
｡ ₊°༺ kehehehe!! ♱here's many ways ♱oo shu♱ me up!!!! i♱'s like... surprisingly easy ♱oo keep me quie♱! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ i wish i coould say moore bu♱ i♱ woouldn'♱ be very lady-like oof mee ♱oo ♱alk aboou♱ i♱ soo oopenly... ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
｡ ₊°༺ ugh ♱he woors♱ par♱ aboou♱ drinking is ♱he like... proocess oof soobering up and ♱he hangoovers. ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ ♱his feels AWFULL!!!! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ #subs♱ances
｡ ₊°༺ suddenly soobered up all oof a sudden. ♱ha♱ was a suuuuper weird feeling. i ♱hink i was oon ♱he floooor crying foor moos♱ oof ♱ha♱ ♱ime. ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ #subs♱ances
｡ ₊°༺ absoolu♱ely girlie!!!! adoorable loowblooooded cu♱ies have ♱oo s♱ick ♱ooge♱herr!! ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
｡ ₊°༺ i made a suuper dumb decisioonn!! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ i drank like... juuuus♱ a li♱♱le bi♱♱♱♱... kehehe! bu♱ i haven'♱ drank in likee... fooreverr!!!! soo yeah!!!! pu♱♱ing ♱he husk faaaar away jus♱ in case. GOOOODLIGH♱♱♱♱!!
｡ ₊°༺ noow i goo♱♱a cancel like... 4 blind da♱es. ʕ ˵·ᴥ·ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ well i'm cancelling noowwww! i was hooping i'd find ♱HE OONE! bu♱ like... ugh. ♱hey're all jerks anyways. wha♱s ♱he pooin♱, yoou knoow? ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ
well, you do definitely deserve dates with people who aren't jerks, that's for sure.
｡ ₊°༺ exac♱ly!!!! i deserve ♱oo mee♱ nice peoople!!!! jerks shoouldn'♱ ge♱ ANY oof my ♱ime!
well, it is a lot easier to know if people are nice if you already know them.
｡ ₊°༺ i have oofficially decided ♱oo NEVER EVER goo oon a blind da♱e again EVER!! ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ oon ♱oop oof ♱hem being super unrooman♱ic i always soomehoow wind up wi♱h ♱he like... creepy hemoois♱. BU♱ LIKE!! I'M ♱HE CU♱ES♱ GIRL EVER!! yoou can'♱ jus♱ be mean ♱oo me and ♱rea♱ me like garbage jus♱ because i'm all despera♱e foor affec♱ioon!!!! ugh! noow i'm angry!! ʕ ◣ᴥ◢ʔ gooing ♱oo flooa♱ aroound and hi♱ ♱hings wi♱h my parasool!!
｡ ₊°༺ i♱'s noo♱ like i'm ac♱ing selfish, i'm noo♱ asking foor much i jus♱ wan♱ yoou ♱oo ♱hink, froom ♱he boo♱♱oom oof yoour pusher, ♱ha♱ i'm adoorable!! #lyrics #lyricspoos♱ing
｡ ₊°༺ OOKAY! need ♱oo preface ♱his cause like. same way anyoone can be a princess like noo ma♱♱er yoour preferred gender... ANYOONE can be a prince. ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ i♱'s like... allllllll aboou♱ vibes and s♱uff. if yoou have ♱he righ♱ vibes and a♱♱i♱ude yoou can be a prince! regall, rooyal, droop dead goorgeoous, kind... sigh... soomeday i will have my perfec♱ prince!! #funfac♱swi♱hperoona
so what matters here is that you're looking for a prince? :o
well i'm sure you'll stumble on your prince without even realizing it!
｡ ₊°༺ when's i♱ my ♱urn foor a valian♱ knigh♱ oor beau♱iful princely persoon ♱oo sweep me ooff my s♱ru♱ nubs!??! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ
wow as in you look amazing holy crap i was struck wordless!!!
｡ ₊°༺ yeah!! i looook grea♱! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ wha♱'s ♱he "ooh" aboou♱...? doon'♱ make me all nervoous, sir!! ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ
also you look so good you manged to stun equius. that's a really neat trick!
D --> I was simply taken off guard by your loveliness D --> Don't worry, there is nothing to be nervous about
D --> Flattery implies insincerity or dishonesty D --> I have only stated the truth
｡ ₊°༺ ♱alk ♱oo yoou la♱er, booy! ʕ – ᴥ – ʔ goo♱ be♱♱er ♱hings ♱oo doo wi♱hoou♱ yoou ᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ (goo♱♱a ♱ransfoorm in♱oo a cooool, magical princess real quickly) cherry pick my favoori♱e soong frees♱yle my s♱yle, soo many oop♱ioons!!!! (girl's jus♱ wanna be like super cu♱e ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ ) #lyrics #lyricspoos♱ing
｡ ₊°༺ remember ♱oo ♱ell yoour princess ♱ha♱ she looooks absoolu♱ely radian♱ ♱oonigh♱! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ pre♱♱y princesses loove being ♱oold ♱hings ♱hey already knoow. bu♱ like. i♱s because moos♱ peoople doon'♱ ac♱ually noo♱ice!! like. i knoow i am goorgeoous and adoorable, BU♱ DOO YOOUUUU KNOOW I'M GOORGEOOUS AND ADOORABLE?? ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ im gooing ♱oo be super cu♱e and ♱urn in♱oo a li♱♱le plushie, is ♱ha♱ cooool wi♱h yoou? yeah? cooool!!