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// #OOC also YES this is a genderbent/male Vessie :3c
xx_la_xx
D --> Is this about me and Jillybean
:< oh yes. i forget about humans proclivity towards four letter names :< my full name is rilakk :< i will direct message you with further information
:< no i am not on earth :< this is a place on alternia. it is very small :< it is difficult to find cute bakeries here
:< have you ever been to lace & dolce :< very cute bakery. we could meet there :< if you dont mind holding some cream puffs for me i will pay for them
D --> Getting buffer is the so100tion to many of life's problems
:< would you be interested in going for a float sometime. :< i would love to know more about your dresses. :< they are very cute.
The only scents that matter are strawberry and big strawberry.
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— ❤︎ dOn’t fOrget tO drink sOme water tOnight!! (＾▽＾) ｡____ [____] ) __ ( / \ | .- -. | | ❤︎ | | ￣ | | | | | '. ____ .' #hydratiOnstatiOn #selfcare #selflOve #thismaybreakfOrmObileusers #sOrry (◞ ︵ ◟) —— (˘ ³˘)
then you should go out! even if it's for a light walk. :)
bluhh man... I l☘︎st the pin that helped h☘︎ld my fit t☘︎gether at the masquerade its n☘︎t like I did anything like T☘︎☘︎ active f☘︎r it t☘︎ even fall ☘︎ff,, But heyyyy in case y☘︎u didn't see me, I was the Naiad!! Had a really REALLY fun time haha haah ahaha ha,, #☘︎utglutmasquerade
The topic of the night is biting, is it? Mm. I save that sort of thing for specific individuals, but I do enjoy it too. You all have fun.
you know, you could always share it in private, with people you trust!
it's such a shame you can't share your cute picture! :c
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO I'M SERIOUS, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??
tea so yummy #myyum
i get wet at the thought of you! being a responsible guy. treating me like you're supposed to do, tears run down my thighs. #nsfw #lyricposting
a little respect for women can get you very VERY far!
i also cant sleep guys can we all go get midnight mcdonalds?
No but really strawberries shouldn’t be as good as they are and I’m still thinking about it.
i am rich
and what's the best way of shutting you up? :p
Truthful or not hangovers suck, enjoy
うちら低血的イケ女同士、支え合わなきゃじゃん！
待って、お姉さん超かわいい！その感じめっちゃ好き！0u0
where is the fucking romance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hI..... jUsT GoNnA LeAvE ThIs hErE Or wHaTeVeR... 🏃♀️💨
D --> As a maid employer and enjoyer I think the most important task for a maid is to have fun D --> The second most important task is to keep themselves armed and dangerous
✿ did you guys miss me no i don’t think you did so here
yo chittr hope yall are having a wicked wild saturday
What if like i became a fucked up zombie and like we got married anyways despite of our current situation https://open.spotify.com/track/1sj51bacWCEJMmwDwC5SXG?si=-zGugy1oQ-SAtlYFfRoQUw&utm_source=copy-link #currentlylisting #showerthoughts
well, it is a lot easier to know if people are nice if you already know them.
well, you do definitely deserve dates with people who aren't jerks, that's for sure.
that's a lot of blind dates to go on!
got a good feeling, hehe
8=D < I thought I sh001d share my ponysona, in honor of my rather successfoal watch party! #ponysona #mlp #HorussMLPnight [art by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
i hope everyone has been having a good day :)
well you are adorable!!!
D --> Succeeding
(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Drink sOme water tOday/night! GO On a walk! Stand up fOr a few secOnds and stretch (✿◠‿◠) #reminders #selfcare #selflOve —— (˘ ³˘)
Oh I love my 8adges.
c< traNs rigHts aNd traNs lefts! KNOcK Out tHat traNspHObe!!!! >c
whaaaat's love got to do, got to do with it!!!! WHAT'S LOVE than a second hand emotion!! who needs a heart when a heart can be broken!! #lyricposting
:33< i supurrt trans wrongs
it'll happen, i know it will!
well i'm sure you'll stumble on your prince without even realizing it!
so what matters here is that you're looking for a prince? :o
:33< mewre right
D --> Flattery implies insincerity or dishonesty D --> I have only stated the truth
yes, holy crap you absolutely are!!!
D --> I was simply taken off guard by your loveliness D --> Don't worry, there is nothing to be nervous about
also you look so good you manged to stun equius. that's a really neat trick!
wow as in you look amazing holy crap i was struck wordless!!!
D --> Oh D --> You 100k e%ceedingly lovely in this
:33< cute!
wow.
≽(•⩊ •マ≼ ᕙ(•̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ
D --> Will do
D--> What w001d you like tonight? D--> Dinner? D--> A bath? D--> Perhaps... me?
Um... I 'ope ev'ryone is 'avin' a good night so far...!
that is exactly what you should do in a dress like that!!!
so pretty!
Certainly. Photo opportunities are what cute shoes are for.
Very cute. The red shoes go well with it.
D --> I posted this really late last night but I want to get the daytime crew's opinion on it so I am just going to post it again verbatim D --> So far I think Steampunk (10) and Classical (5) have gotten the most votes D --> Okay for the maid enjoyers I have a bit of market research I want to conduct D --> Which maid dress style do you think is the best D --> I removed #6 because it didn't count as a dress anyway and would have made me upgrade the #suggestive tag to NSFW D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be168c0edd60.png
D --> It 100ks so nice on you
4LSO 4 CHUNK OF YOUR H1V3 W4LLS M44M >:]
Y3S
Th' masquerade?! It's t'light?! Oh goodness!
if i was a fluffy white cat, would u still care me, chittr.
figured i'd repost my old masquerade outfit for the sake of it being in 2 hours not going as this one though Ms Starlight will return in avengers doomsday #outglutmasquerade
Dont 3v3n g3t m3 2tart3d on 2haking it four or fiv3 tim32 😒
3xactly! Anything b3yond that i2 ju2t att3ntion 233king. 2hak3 it onc3 your3 fin3, 2hak3 it twic3 your3 okay. 2hak3 it THR33 tim32, how3v3r
Att3ntion 233king b3havior (Jok3)
Good evenin'!!! Rise an' "get that dough," as they say!
[A photo attachment. Vessie was taking another full-body shot, but she was neither fully clothed, nor fully nude. She was in a set of lacy lingerie. Her face seemed to be burning a dark, dark red from the fact she was taking this photo. She held out her hand, slightly shakily, in a "crossed heart finger" gesture. #nsfw #suggestive]
D --> I think I could eat an entire bushel of apples in a single sitting
[A photo attachment. It's Vessie, or rather, a kind of too-zoomed-in photo of her bare chest. The quality is slightly grainy, but everything could be seen moderately well. #NSFW]
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Right right right!!! I think I've heard sxmething like that... But... Cxncealed blades... Are sx... Ungentlemanly!!! X))) Gentlemanly cxnduct dxes directly state that if yxu act with intent tx inflict harm then it must be fxrewarned!!! Like in a duel!!! :000 What I typically dx is flashbang pexple with my camera... It tends tx stun them lxng enxugh fxr me tx skitter!!!
Right!!! Gxxd tx hear!!! Wish I were as well defended as yxu... I just ain't gxt the hands fxr weapxns!!! Hehehe But if yxu trust the guy... Then gxxd!!! Trust's a valuable thing... I'd knxw...
Very... Fxrtunate??? X))) Be safe!!! I hxpe fxr a lxt xf dxugh in yxur future!!! :)))
Fuck yo' agenda, protect them dolls #lyicposting
Swish, swish... skirt swishin' again. Eehehe...
D --> E%cellent, I will message you about further details then
D --> It is only as temporary as you would wish it to be, for the record D --> You will be permitted to work as long as you desire
D --> If you want I can give you some work as a maid at least temporarily D --> The uniform is very cute and I am quite lenient with the amount of work that needs to be done
This is true... All the mxre reasxn tx be cautixus hxwever!!! Pexple are gxnna presume yxu're easy tx take advantage xf... But I'm sure yxu knxw yxur way arxund the market!!! Hehehe X)))
Be sx very careful Ghxst Princess... If need be I will happily prxvide cxmpensating funds until yxu find wxrk again!!! It's xnly prxper that I xffer X)))
thats the way to go forreal
tell your boss to shove it get up on the counter throw shit go on itll be fun
FµCK THε ZYZTεM Bµ1LT 0FF 0µR BL00D αND BαCKZ!!!
your-caste? ♥:-lowblood ♠:-midblood ♦:-highblood ♣:-off-color/other
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
D --> At least there is maid dress monday to 100k forward to tomorrow
What if Casper was just a really hyper intelligent ant? What then?
⊹ W⟡uld kill f⟡r a sus#i buffet rig#t n⟡w…🍣🍣 ⊹
print("well then i shall be the judge of weather it looks good or not") print("you know with all my totally real fashion knowledge")
It's quite lovely out t'night, isn't it?
print("well i think pants are necessary in almost every job anyway") print("but still it seems like it would look smart")
print("uniforms normally look pretty rad tho how could it be ugly")
I l∞ve t∞ press that little hate butt∞n, it feels s∞ invig∞rating. 🥰✨ Get hated, l∞ser~
...i do enjoy illustrating the strange things you get up to....
im elegant when its necessary or cool, and capable always. not sure about the other thing. do i still qualify for princess status.
Im a princ322....
B33 < *ac hands you a kitten and scampurrs off*
...could i rest in someone's arms?.... ...pff-hehe..maybe i've grown a bit more pathetic than usual....
☆hell yeah that’s awesome as fuKK, liKe the way you roll perona☆
˚˖𓍢ִִ໋༄.°•˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚Truly deserved! Do not fret, I am sure there is one out there for you who possesses the traits you require for your comfort and happiness!
☆hell yeah how’d yah do him in?☆
M' uniform skirt's gotten a little shorter... ehheh. [A photo attachment. It's a full-body shot of Vessie in the mirror, her skirt barely covering her thighs. If one looked closely, they could see her underwear peeking out from beneath. She was blushing a bit hard. #suggestive #NSFW(ish)]
Good evenin', ev'ryone...! https://c.tenor.com/3xWt6I6E_ccAAAAd/tenor.gif
Lik£, lastlight was lik£, totally lik£, SO much fun!!! Lik£, LOL!!<3 Lik£, so lik£, r£fr£shing to lik£, b£ on th£ lik£, stag£ lik£, again!!!!<3 ;] https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/6ca07f1aa57a.jpg
˚.⋆꒰১ What kinda of clothes do angel girls wear? Blessie will dress up so cutely that everyone will want to be helped by Blessie! ໒꒱⋆.˚
(( This design goes hard as fuck ))
Twirly time is a very impxrtant time fxr many-a-dame ... ... ... But sx is respite... Twirl with discretixn!!! X)))
Um... pickup lines? 'm no good at those...
☆this is what some of you fuKKin sound liKe☆
i need to save up , for a new good pair of leather boots .
Sometimes love is just comfort. No particular words are necessary.
Hello Howdy and Hi! I reckon yall ain't heard of me, but I done heard of yall, Names Redd. Im here to document and meet trolls! Glad to be workin' with yall.
!remindYou reminder: you are loved! ^,^
pi(k up line: 7ou look great in that, but 7ou'd look even better in m7 arms
Ok★y, ★bsolutely need like, ★n occ★sion to we★r something like this, but ough.....
man i have dropped the ball on m7 kinda sitewide affirmations. ahem - if 7ou want something, go and get it. take the steps ne(essar7. rea(h out. ask them out. dm them. if 7ou get turned down, that's that, but sitting with 7our nose pla(ed against the glass wanting whatever or whoever is just gonna make 7ou miserable.
8=l < I'm not angry anymore by the way 8=l < I have calmed down
♦️█ ░ s0unds like y0ur gh0sties...need t0 get an afterlife...the best dead c0mpany y0u can find...has already m0ved 0n...trust... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
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https://file.garden/agVOWpMouzVg953h/Felt%20cute.png New profile picture y'all!
xx_whgen_ur_on_chittr_making_chitts_xx
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Gxlly... I suppxse it's that perverse sxrt xf time... Well... I might as well!!! X))) Uhmmm... I lxve cxvering the cxst xf a lady's drink withxut even being txld tx... I absxlutely adxre the thxught xf prxviding my blazer as a cxver frxm the rain sx said dame wxuldn't have tx fear sullying their attire...!!! Gxlly...!!! Such imprxpriety... I shxuld really still my beating pusher... #hxrnypxsting #yearning #nsfw
YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. I'VE SACRIFICED HIM TO AN ELDER GOD. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. HIS SOUL IS TRAPPED IN A TALISMAN. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. HIS ESSENCE PROVIDES ME ETERNAL YOUTH. YOU'RE IN HIS DMS. HIS SPIRIT IS TETHERED TO AN ANCIENT RITE KNOWN AS THE KALIK NA WHICH REQUIRES THAT THE THIRD SON OF A THIRD SON ON THE THIRD MONTH OF THE THIRD YEAR BE SACRIFICED TO THE GOD KNOWN AS TERACH'HOR WHO WAS LOCKED AWAY BY THE RIGHTEOUS KNIGHTS OF THE ORDER OF THE SUN SPHERE AND CAN ONLY BE RELEASED WHEN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR MAN ECHO ACROSS THE PLANE OF THE ELDER GODS AND CRACK THE CROWN OF THE PRINCE OF HATE INFUSING WHAT'S LEFT OF HIM INTO THIS CHARM SO EVEN WHEN WE BOTH DIE WE LIVE ON IN THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE AND THE NEXT LIFE
There's some good stuff happening out there.
Most of my chitts are positive because feeling good feels pretty good. that's pretty much the only reason.
i'm gonna stargaze
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// pro gamer tip if u want time to rp. dont begin prepping a wig 2 days before the drag show ur gonna wear it to.
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opening my favorite website, whats up today chittr?
If you're a warmblood it's fine to just be killing pawple...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
btw hεrεz α g00d t1p f0r y0µ h0rny fµckz z1ncε wε αll kn0w thεrε'z α l0ttα y0µ 0n hεrε; 1f y0µ'rε crµ1z1ng f0r h1ghbl00dz (wε kn0w y0µ αrε 1tz 0kαy) mαkε zµrε y0µ ztεαl z0mε zh1t αftεr thε h00kµp // zεll 1t f0r pr0f1t // y0µ g0t lα1d αND mαdε z0mε cαzh
>:εε took a v333ry long nap! pounc3 back now though! ;33 ~
gµεzz wh0 l1vεd t0 zεε αn0thεr dµzk vεzp1ε: 1848857483 εmp1rε: 0
havin animal features. couldnt be me.
Human enough. Long story short a matesprit thought I'd look cuter this way and whether she meant to or not made it so I've always had cat features and always will.
poking you through my screen! :3
yo o/
[NEVER KILL YOUR$ELF #HITTR ]
is your hive safe from the phunt ??
⊹ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ T☽o☾night's Tar☽o☾t Reading; Queen ☽o☾f Sw☽o☾rds A w☽o☾man ☽o☾f immense c☽o☾mplexity, s☽o☾metimes c☽o☾nsidered c☽o☾ld-hearted, but als☽o☾ sharp ☽o☾f mind and wit, independent and p☽o☾ssessing great p☽o☾wers ☽o☾f ☽o☾rganizati☽o☾n and analysis. ⋆˚࿔
== i should... make a machine... that brushes my hair for me... ==
▲remember, it's always right to make someone feel like total shit if it makes yourself feel better▼ ▲they probably deserve it▼
BEAR W4NS. WHAT BEAR W4N?. L4FE. BEAR EP4C. BEAR HAVE. POWERFUL ELBOW. CAN W4N ALL. W4TH JUST TH4S.
[IT$ OFFI#IAL #HITTR ROLL THE #UE WEDDING BELL$]
== sometimes... i wish i could react... to reactions... or other general... non-post reactions... == == usually... because they make me smile... ==
...how can i get my lusus to stop spying on me....
Woke up to Mituna standing at the end of my comfortsla8 in his 8oxers asking me if I could make him a grilled cheese. Actually wh8tever. SURE. Who gives a shit anymore. >::::/
ver7 prett7!
Ɏ just this once.... i'll ha-a-ave to go a-a-all out!!! Ɏ
Hellx friends!!! I wxuld like tx say that the last pxst was a jxke... I did eat a big blxck xf cheese but I am nxt /shaped/ like a big blxck xf cheese!!! Hxpe this helps!!!
g-gooDnight!.,,.
g-glaD to help!.,,..,.
s-she might neeD glasses..,,.,,. y-you CoulD get her big rounD ones.,,.,
Ɏ yippiee Ɏ
b-bows are gooD start!.,.,. b-but how many?.,.,,. f-fully Covering them in bows seems unfair.,,,
Ɏ its frea-a-ak it thursda-a-ay lets get fuckin silla-a-ay Ɏ
o-oh...,,.,. t-there has to something she looks gooD in.,.,. r-right?.,.,. m-maybe you just neeD to look for other influenCes?.,,..
h-have you trieD Dressing her up in Cute little outfits?...,,.,. i-i think any lusus woulD look aDorable in a little top hat.,,...
It's nxt like I said anything special...!!! As a paranxrmal investigatxr (and a gentleman) it's my jxb tx be as truthful as pxssible... Which I've been!!! X))) We shxuld txtally trade tips sxmetime!!! I cxuld shxw yxu my cxxl Camera Xbscura!!!
GUYS... ... ... GHXST PRINCESS... ... ... I KNXW I said I'd dx my mxthman blxgpxst sxxn but it HAS tx be put xn held...!!! This is very impxrtant and alsx cxxl...
⊹ #a#, ⟡⟡f, s⟡rry buzzgrubs!! AMAZING s#⟡w t⟡lig#t, t#ank y⟡u all f⟡r c⟡ming!! I was s⟡ tired I #ad a nap in t#e dressing bl⟡ck rig#t after 😅😅 s⟡ s⟡ t#ankful t⟡ every⟡ne w#⟡ came t⟡ supp⟡rt me!! ⊹
Bah!!! X))) In all serixusness it's a gift tx meet sxmexne xf such high esteem!!! Especially in a field I put sx much xf my time and effxrt intx... I'm... Nxt allxwed tx disclxse my name!!! But I respxnd tx Ghxst xr CI!!! It's a pleasure tx make yxur acquaintance Ms Ursima!!!
oh thank god. i think that might be a first, ngl. i don't think i've ever been saved by being cutesy before.
i'm sorry, i didn't mean to throw you into like, an identity crisis or anything, please don't sic the ghosts on me!
welcome to chittr.
you know, i don't think i've ever heard of any ghost monarchy before. is there a king? a queen? how does this work?
the ghost princess?