Perona ❤︎ Ursima
@cutesyCalamity
｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ OOnly living girl in East Alternia ｡ ₊°༺❤︎༻°₊ ｡ (OOC: Heavily inspired by perona but super divergent!)
｡ ₊°༺ calm, cooool, relaxed!! i'm back froom my walk. i♱ was less oof a walk ♱hoough cause i can flooa♱ aroound. can'♱ ge♱ my shooes super grooss. ʕ ·ᴥ·ʔ
:< would you be interested in going for a float sometime. :< i would love to know more about your dresses. :< they are very cute.
｡ ₊°༺ YES YES YESSSS!!!! foor sure!!!! always glad ♱oo ♱alk aboou♱ my coollec♱ioon!!!! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
:< have you ever been to lace & dolce :< very cute bakery. we could meet there :< if you dont mind holding some cream puffs for me i will pay for them
｡ ₊°༺ hmm!!!! very ♱emp♱ing!! i doo loove cream puffs!!!! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ i'm a-ook wi♱h like mee♱ing up!! is ♱his like... an ear♱h place? i've never been ac♱ually soo like. ya knoow? i doo have a way ♱oo ge♱ ♱here ♱hoough!!
:< no i am not on earth :< this is a place on alternia. it is very small :< it is difficult to find cute bakeries here
｡ ₊°༺ ooooooooh!!!! soorry i was like... ♱oo♱ally ♱hroown ooff by yoour name being riri and like FOORGOO♱ nicknames exis♱! ʅʕ•ᴥ•ʔʃ my bad!! alsoo yoou're like soooooooo righ♱! ♱here's noo♱ enoough cu♱e bakeries!! i♱'s soooo noo♱ fair!!
:< oh yes. i forget about humans proclivity towards four letter names :< my full name is rilakk :< i will direct message you with further information
｡ ₊°༺ looooked ♱hroough my phoo♱oos and apparen♱ly... las♱ ligh♱ i ♱ooook a cu♱e pic♱ure. bu♱ i like... ac♱ually cannoo♱ share i♱!!!!! ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ i was jus♱ a li♱♱le bi♱ naked. i doon'♱ even ♱hink i♱ coould be described as ♱as♱eful nudi♱y... ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ i♱ was a super cu♱e pic♱ure ♱hoough ʕ ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ... boooo...
it's such a shame you can't share your cute picture! :c
｡ ₊°༺ huh... soo like. noone oof us coould sleep? ♱ha♱ like ♱oo♱ally sucks. ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ i slep♱ foor like... a few hoours and ♱hen as soooon as i wooke up all oof a sudden sleeping was ooff ♱he ♱ableeee. ʕ ´•̥̥̥ ᴥ•̥̥̥`ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ UGH!!!! goonna ♱ry ♱oo ge♱ a♱ leas♱ like... an hoour oof sleep!!!! ʕ – ᴥ – ʔ
｡ ₊°༺ kehehe!! i feel like i am gooing ♱oo say soome♱hing likee suuuuperr s♱upid!! i ♱hink soomeoone shoould shu♱ me up befoore i like ♱oo♱ally embarrass myself!! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ
and what's the best way of shutting you up? :p
｡ ₊°༺ kehehehe!! ♱here's many ways ♱oo shu♱ me up!!!! i♱'s like... surprisingly easy ♱oo keep me quie♱! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ i wish i coould say moore bu♱ i♱ woouldn'♱ be very lady-like oof mee ♱oo ♱alk aboou♱ i♱ soo oopenly... ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
｡ ₊°༺ ugh ♱he woors♱ par♱ aboou♱ drinking is ♱he like... proocess oof soobering up and ♱he hangoovers. ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ ♱his feels AWFULL!!!! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ #subs♱ances
Breakfast sandwich beam
｡ ₊°༺ suddenly soobered up all oof a sudden. ♱ha♱ was a suuuuper weird feeling. i ♱hink i was oon ♱he floooor crying foor moos♱ oof ♱ha♱ ♱ime. ʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ #subs♱ances
待って、お姉さん超かわいい！その感じめっちゃ好き！0u0
うちら低血的イケ女同士、支え合わなきゃじゃん！
｡ ₊°༺ absoolu♱ely girlie!!!! adoorable loowblooooded cu♱ies have ♱oo s♱ick ♱ooge♱herr!! ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ
｡ ₊°༺ noow i goo♱♱a cancel like... 4 blind da♱es. ʕ ˵·ᴥ·ʔ
that's a lot of blind dates to go on!
｡ ₊°༺ well i'm cancelling noowwww! i was hooping i'd find ♱HE OONE! bu♱ like... ugh. ♱hey're all jerks anyways. wha♱s ♱he pooin♱, yoou knoow? ʕ￫ᴥ￩ ʔ
well, you do definitely deserve dates with people who aren't jerks, that's for sure.
｡ ₊°༺ exac♱ly!!!! i deserve ♱oo mee♱ nice peoople!!!! jerks shoouldn'♱ ge♱ ANY oof my ♱ime!
｡ ₊°༺ OOKAY! need ♱oo preface ♱his cause like. same way anyoone can be a princess like noo ma♱♱er yoour preferred gender... ANYOONE can be a prince. ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ i♱'s like... allllllll aboou♱ vibes and s♱uff. if yoou have ♱he righ♱ vibes and a♱♱i♱ude yoou can be a prince! regall, rooyal, droop dead goorgeoous, kind... sigh... soomeday i will have my perfec♱ prince!! #funfac♱swi♱hperoona
so what matters here is that you're looking for a prince? :o
well i'm sure you'll stumble on your prince without even realizing it!
｡ ₊°༺ when's i♱ my ♱urn foor a valian♱ knigh♱ oor beau♱iful princely persoon ♱oo sweep me ooff my s♱ru♱ nubs!??! ʕ ﹷ ᴥ ﹷʔ
｡ ₊°༺ woow? woow gooood oor... woow bad?? doon'♱ leave me hanging!! ・・・ʕ ˵ º ᴥ º ˵ ʔ
wow as in you look amazing holy crap i was struck wordless!!!
｡ ₊°༺ yeah!! i looook grea♱! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ wha♱'s ♱he "ooh" aboou♱...? doon'♱ make me all nervoous, sir!! ʕ •`ᴥ•´ʔ
also you look so good you manged to stun equius. that's a really neat trick!
D --> I was simply taken off guard by your loveliness D --> Don't worry, there is nothing to be nervous about
D --> Flattery implies insincerity or dishonesty D --> I have only stated the truth