♣ mediated by @deathlessDeadwood
-^This is f∇cking ridic∇lo∇s. I wanted a FEW extra fish. Yo∇ know. Expand my pockets. B∇t this is f∇cking ridic∇lo∇s.^-
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"= fuck off.... ="

I need that man biblically by the way he looked so fucking good on dear fucking gog im fuckin boughdcnnnhhhhnnn (#NSFW Just to be safe) https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/FERAL.png
This is Beetel Salion. This is his Pinned OOC Post. He is a Jadeblood Mutant. He is a merchant. His lusus is a massive antlion, shown here: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7074e290fe6.jpg Additional Art of Beetel can be found Here: https://imgchest.com/p/bp45ngbgg45 Beetel's mutations are rather extreme. He heavily leans into bug anatomy. He lacks a regular jaw, and instead has mandibles, palps and such. Just as a beetle would. Beetel is currently taken in his <3 Quadrant, or at the very least, considers it full enough. He has had a Moirail and a Kismesis prior rather recently. The former died whilst fighting the latter, and the latter died in an unrelated incident. He is anti-empire. He is anti-fuchsias, specifically, because of the Empire. He views everyone else as mere cogs for the empire unless otherwise stated. He, as a daywalker, spends almost no time with other trolls except when his market stall is open during the wee hours of night. His current communication device is basically one of those Hunter x Hunter Beetle Cell Phones iykyk. He does not know what the game is. He does not care about said game. His only relation to the game is that when he dreams, he is sometimes taken to a strange distant plane of existence to sell his wares to other players. Beetel reads romance novels, and diaries he's scrounged up. He has an absolute and entire complete phobia of the sea. He sells things that come out of his, effectively, gacha game. You can either buy things he has gotten from said gacha game, or buy pulls yourself. His explanation for how it works is as told below. eVerything in beetel's store only eVer costs one coin. beetel proVides. no strings attached. not eVen Viscera. beetel is able to expend coin Upon his machine. skygifted to him. considered for inVentory pUrposes. one coin proVides sphere. sphere orb has a percentage chance to contain something. displayed on the oUtside. beetel can not get more than one sphere on the oUtside. the percentage is hoW likely it is to contain What beetel Wants. or WhoeVer opens Wants. loWer the percentage, the fUrther from What yoU Want. beetel has many Wares, and also, offers direct access to the machine. yoU spend a coin on the machine and one coin on beetel. coin does not matter. caegar, earth pennies, jUst mUst be coin.

"= my turmoil is dismissed and in pieces and given back to you but non functional so it's ok. send more to me. i need to dismantle it. also it's fine i have some nice shit maybe. ="
why are y0u ru11n11ng them mag11c fuck y0u

:33 < nyall evfur read soldier purrbeasts? i think mew should

What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
Yes, purrgatory.
want my neck snapped rn ngl , , , #violence












