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@decoratedNonconformist
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Just a simple troll-gal getting through life with love, enthusiasm, and cute clothes! ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
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WAIT WHY IS MY MATESPRIT THERE???? [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
At the mahjong parlor again, tonight! Don't tell my matesprit though. Because I'm down 20k. Just give me a little! I 'll make it back! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Hey! Just checking, but can anybody lend a guy some caegars, with no strings attached?! Preferably in the millions, or billions! Thanks! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Honey.....please this isnt your heart. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
Babe, if I can't pay back even a LITTLE of this debt, they're going to put me in a box, then put that box in a facility off-planet, then they're going to throw the box in a woodchipper, bomb the facility, and nuke the planet! I think. [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I don't think that's true... I'm slowly chipping off the debt anyways. Please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
I'm pretty sure it grows more than you can pay off, though... [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I'm gonna put you in the crystal. At least run the bets by me first. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Does this to Kaigee ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
⸝⸝𐙚♡ You like it when I squeeze your pan!!!!! <3 ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!