Thomas Rochaa
@determinedSubversion
-- i have tO gO Outside and dO things tOday. hOw cruel. -->
You could also just not do that.
maybe i should havve sttayed, or ttried tto att leastt gett a drink. urgh. i ttottally suck att tthis. maybe im in tthe middle of tthe ocean because i deservve itt.
((yo i know this is kind of a crazy pull but your characters name reminds me of somethin https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism))
((thats really funny and also relevant LMAO
((Few years ago I had a shitty self-insert named Dyskor Dianne for this exact reason LOL))
🎥 uhh, hey chittr! xD =
Oh hey Laurel. How've you been?
🎥 tom! its been so Long DuDe xD ive been Doing weLL, keeping myseLf busy "nD m"king enDs meet Doing freeL"nce work, wbu? =
Eh, same old same old. Nothin interesting.
︻デ═一 1 w0nder 1f pe0ple are t1red 0f me p1tch fl1rt1ng w1th the t0m5
You've been doing WHAT? Gross.
︻デ═一 cerulean5 wh0 play ba55 dn1
Interacts
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Dude. Have some fucking tact about it.
︻デ═一 why d0 y0u 5ay th15 l1ke y0ud be d0wn
NOT what I meant.
︻デ═一 👀👀👀 whatever y0u 5ay man
Ugh, gross. I need a fuckin drink now.
︻デ═一 rem1nd me t0 never get lunch w1th mathew aga1n. watch1ng h1m aggre551vely eat r1b5 wa5 d15turb1ng
He just does that. It's fine.
One of the few things I mourn as a horrorterror is that I will no longer get to experience the euphoria of having my mind shattered... it's so sad #nsfw
It felt good for you? Weird. Never heard that one before.
It was simultaneously the most agonizing pain and the purest pleasure I've ever felt It largely depends on the horrorterror though #nsfw
That explains it. I've only got the one.
︻デ═一 hey guy5 g01ng 0ffl1ne f0r 20-30 m1n5 1f any0ne need5 me uhh b0ther edd 0r t0m
The other Tom. Not me
if you wwere to read my true name out to yourself aloud then surely your skin wwould boil an your bones wwould turn to mush renderin you a puddle for wwrigglers to splash until you dry out into non existence naught but a wwhisper on the wwind
I could tank it
he was always my favorite out the four of them.
Who ARE you? This is super weird.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT AAAAAAANYOF THE OTHER ONES WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
Calm down. You don't even know us. @/artisticHappiness
︻デ═一 hey 1f 1m n0t back 1n a few h0ur5 0r 50 can 50me0ne c0me 0ver t0 @rean1matedVa1ngl0ry'5 h1ve and make 5ure 1t ha5nt acc1dentally culled me dur1ng h15 "5c1ence exper1ment". k thx #g0re
I'll probably come over later to see the experiment. If I happen to find you dead or alive, I'll update the world.
︻デ═一 1 th1nk 1 ju5t 5m0ked the weed that make5 y0u gay #5ub5tance5
︻デ═一 1ll be l0wer1ng 50meth1ng el5e 500n 1f y0ure n0t careful
Whatever, fruitcake.
︻デ═一 nan1?!?! wa5 that meant t0 be an 1n5ult
Yeah, moron, I was calling you gay.
︻デ═一 1 w0nt t0lerate th15 b1g0try under my p05t5
You know I'm not serious, man. Unless you're dumber than I thought.
︻デ═一 1 am a l0t 0f th1ng5 but dumb 15 n0t 0ne 0f them th0ma5
Alright, keep telling yourself that.
︻デ═一 d0 y0u kn0w what a pneumat1c dev1ce 15? n0? 1 th0ught n0t
Pneumatic device? Seriously, is that the best you could come up with to stump me? All "pneumatic" means is that it uses pressurized air. Tons of stuff uses that.