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I GIVE GREAT ADVICE ON SPECIFIC MATTERS!

i very much can see an example of that embarrassing herself on the timeline right now. just thinking. the drugs that make you all id all the time would be an interesting spin on #intox that i wouldn't get the chance to experience otherwise. i can tank the worst hangover of my life for that.

his nAmE's dirk i shOuldA clOckEd that. that's my bad.

yearning, yearning, from afar, dark heart locked behind iron bars, and whenever someone should offer the key, "no!", i cry, "its not for me!" this prison of my own design, imaginary places to draw the line, for if freedom were true, how could it be so? what would i do, where would i go? and so to my cell i return, to allow my flaming heart to yearn.

they get SOOOO anal abt the weirdest things! like, HELLO, if it weren’t for me, you guys wouldn’t have a job!

<<"pepi,,,">>


movie theatre popcorn #2wipesold

︻デ═一 new tr0ll 0c 1 ju5t made: jerr1e atr1ck. he5 a ru5ty l1ke me and he5 ju5t really 0ld, g0t a 5yndr0me 0r 50meth1ng. n0b0dy culled h1m cu5 they ju5t felt bad f0r h1m #cw-death
-- ah shit. there gOes my plans. -->
throwing foodhusks at passing scuttlebuggies until my arm gets tired

B33 < tigers hot take off the day B33 < if i cant wear comfy shoes to your function im not going B33 < *ac hates h33ls AND fancy men's shoes*
if youre about to get run over make sure to take the nearest person with you #violen<e

︻デ═一 leave h1m al0ne 15tg 1f y0u try t0 break 1nt0 0ur h1ve 1 w1ll n0t he5t1tate t0 5h00t #v10lence
incredibly important, antennae-antennae communication https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/172305.png

( lets all be clones and not tell edd /silly

this is making me lose my shit
((nope this is my only eddsworld acc i just saw that edd was missing and decided to bring him here too :3
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
Not my circus not my monkeys

Seven human Mikes

\ 1 cant tell wjay 1m thp1ng but 1 h0pe 1 h1t l1ke /

among us. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. bada-bah.
drinking a beer while pumping my gas because smoking would be dangerous #substance #upstadingcitizen #lawabiding

another good ship is me x cigarette butt's on my inner thighs #suggestive

CORN 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

I think if s0mething is h0t its just h0t. Gender is irrelevant. If s0mething is bad its just bad. Gender is irrelevant.

ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope bop ba bodda bope be bop ba bodda bope bop ba bodda ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope bop ba bodda bope be bop ba bodda bope bop ba bodda bope

shipping me and this glass of mf juice
HUh. Hm! We are shipping people? To where? I did not know Alternia Post coUld do that. Haha.・・・𝛾
Better one Me <3 your waaiifuss
IIf you haate women sso much jusst daate men lmaaooo #diirectposstiing

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NO I'M NOT THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT AHAHAH

[MM] is now Offline the stars will yield for the woman with a hammer and an anvil

i'm going to cull myself right in front of you do you promise to flay my skin in an interesting way #body-horror #suicide












