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Captain Lavell Mirith, Field Operations

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In Service of Her Threshecutioner Reserve.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 291Kull Score: 30913 followers6 following

Read Carefully, Curious to see a concern for the undisciplined nature of this platform that runs counter to the choice to invite their eager gazes to our affairs in the first place. How quickly we remember our dignity where physical entry is demanded. It was a delight to see that proper motivation has yielded a welcome submission to direction. Will the performance in the flesh match the breathless heat and passion of speech, or will he fold the moment he finds himself pinned? With each correspondence his audience grows, eager to engage with ceremony they can scarcely comprehend. Yes. Let them scramble and wonder, this user base will never understand the rigor of friction in a proper, private engagement. They will remain blind to what lays bare between the honor-bound and their unsheathed blades. My Attention, now undivided as he so craves, will be squarely on this matter. I can only hope that a competitor boasting his caliber would not grow fatigued under my consumption. Rest assured that there will be no "dawdling," the final thrust will be deep and thorough. The grinding of our blades will put this set of differences, just one in a long list of many grievances, to rest. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +65
Kull: +50
Total: 115
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@callouslyCynical[CC]

I cannot hellp but feell this wholle debauclle is giving strange undertones to my noblle art of blladecraft

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<action; statement input; statement: i am input; statement: unsure we shou|d be reading this />

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Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

Read Carefully, That is something you must look within and address. This is a matter of honor and ceremony. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, Your activity is noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! no they need to keep posting all of their pitch solicitations publicly forever.

Kult: +10
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Read Carefully, This is not pitch solicitation. We are duty-bound Officers under Her glorious Empire. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

PERJURING ONTO THE RECORD! right, of course.

Read Carefully, Is this your way of requesting a thorough audit of your practice be performed? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU & ST&ING CORRECTED!!!! PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! anyways my ledgers are in perfect order i have nothing to hide

Read Carefully, You should hope this to be the case. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Total: 14
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fOr thOsE wOrrIEd: I Am fInE And hAvE nOt bEEn lAYIng lOw/hIdIng frOm Any ArmEd fOrcEs.

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Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13

Read Carefully, Noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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nO nOtEs nEEdEd. I kEEp mY Own.

Read Carefully, Your personal notes are of no concern to me. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Read Carefully, First Officer Veyor (@martialVarnish), I will not play into your taunts any longer tolight, I have business to attend to in the evening. Certainly you know what it is to take responsibility for oneself. We will meet at an agreed upon time, with appropriate witness so that you may get the Attention that you so crave. You will taste my blade, and I will find pleasure in the slick of your hue upon it. That will be all. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Hmm. I have never seen a promise of martiall contest be quite so... homoerotic? I am unsure how to feell about this.

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Can I be a witness ⚣r d⚣ I have t⚣ sign up t⚣ be a part ⚣f the empire first 030

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h my. [END MESSAGE]

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Read Carefully, A so-called duelist should understand better than any that this is not "homoerotic," but a noble clashing of steel. Challenges issued, received, returned. That is all. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, You do not expect a serious and thoughtful response to this, do you? To what end would an Outsider, assimilated to Her glorious Empire or otherwise, be a suitable witness? Foolish thought. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Read Carefully, I do not even know where to begin with the likes of you, Unit. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] d0 n0t p0zt y0ur c0rrezp0ndence 0n pub1ic f0rumz if y0u d0 n0t wizh it tt0 be 0bzerved. zir. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +5
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Read Carefully, Imperial Unit Designated PW4282EX, Your colorful history has been recorded heavily. Tread with caution. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, Good evening. I was satisfied to Observe the comings and goings of the userbase of this platform for some time yet, until it was brought to my Attention that my Presence was sorely sought after. And with an egotistical jab to my honor, I am forced from my dwelling to make myself more apparent. This is counterintuitive to my efforts, but who am I to deny a man his showmanship? I am at, the end of the night, a duelist myself. So, hello, Chittr. I am Lavell Mirith, Captain of Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations. Violet, of course, in blood. From my brief time watching you all mill your free time away on this platform, I am well aware that my decoration, manners of discipline and testimonies, interests you all very little. So I will not waste my time on them. Know that the decorations are many and my position well earned. There are many of you, flippant in your use of this application and arrogant in the ways that you choose to share your location with any troll that happens to ask for coordinates. Carry on in this way as you would like. The reports will be penned all the same. The appropriate visits, made. Back to the matter at hand. Perhaps I should be flattered that scent alone could make you ache in such a way. If truly you used your deductive capabilities to pin me with such ease, why then was this matter not addressed on that very balcony? Is it truly a trick when the intended "victim" was keen on sharing that drink? The holes in your accusation have cropped up just as quickly as you were to remove the stained shirt. It was hardly a splash and the buttons of your uniform jacket were undone before I could take one quivering breath. It was in that early morning light that you bared your skin to me out on the balcony. I waited with baited breath for you to utter my name in challenge, this is true, and yet, our blades remain sheathed. Tonight I drink to you, First Officer Marech Veylor, in belated celebration to the honor you have yet to bring challenge to me for. May these words deepen your curiosities. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Read Carefully, Your compliment is noted and appreciated, as well as your warm welcome, Vivien. You need not use this medium to give me praise. I find myself satisfied through other means. The same cannot always be said of some officers, so I appreciate that you may feel the need to. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Read Carefully, Were it intimate, would it be a public post for all to see? These thoughts run contradictory to each other. I must ask that you not antagonize the First Officer in this way, as you can see the mere mention of intimacy threatens to put the pair of us out of his good graces. All it is, Glave, is a direct response to correspondence written to me. Though, you are welcome to read whatever intent suits you. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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Ha~! Good luck with this one, old chap~.

Read Carefully, And to what are you wishing me luck with, Hektor? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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If there were n⚣ truth in my w⚣rds I d⚣ubt y⚣u w⚣uld've sent tw⚣ seperate resp⚣nses in ⚣rder t⚣ defend it. But feel free t⚣ ign⚣re me, i'm just an alien ⚣bserving, I w⚣uldn't kn⚣w anything ⚣f tr⚣ll intimacy -3-

Read Carefully, I responded but once to you. It is apparent that you did not, indeed, read carefully as instructed. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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I c⚣unt this as tw⚣ but I'll let y⚣ur technicalities lie since y⚣u didn't tag me directly -30 https://chittr.ing/pr⚣file/martialVarnish/51fc34d8-4edb-4eb9-ac68-99b33a336a0b

Read Carefully, Once again I urge you to read carefully. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

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@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Yes captain I'll d⚣ better fr⚣m n⚣w ⚣n~

Read Carefully, You understand that the First Officer Marech Veylor and I are two separate entities, yes? Bonded only in duty and steel. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations