chittr
Avatar

Captain Lavell Mirith, Field Operations

@diligentAcquisitions

In Service of Her Threshecutioner Reserve.

Blood: VioletKult Score: 751Kull Score: 73818 followers7 following
Avatar
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@callouslyCynical[CC]

There are times a post inspires within me such distaste that mine hand reaches for the scabbard at my hip instinctually. #Vaguepost

Kult: +37
Kull: +5
Total: 42
Ratio: 7.40

Read Carefully, I would consider us kin in this regard only. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5

A:n't no weapons us common folk can g:t our hands on that the fleet a:n't got at 30x the f:repower. Gave me a real good chuckle though.

Kult: +37
Kull: +20
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.85

People should not be overawed by the power of modern weapons. It is the value of trollkind that will decide victory.

Y'gonna r:de un:corns :nto battle, champ?

↩ @hingedFang[HF]

Believe what you may think. Helicopters and large ships will do you well, for so long.

Read Carefully, This is the correct mindset to have. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, I for one support the people who choose to speak their minds so brazenly. Do not let the naysayers "dull your sparkle," as it were. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
Avatar
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Bravest Warrior
a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#FrenchToastClub
Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.
@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

y⚣u're just saying that f⚣r survelience reas⚣ns -3-

Read Carefully, The implication of this is that I rely on the metrics of chittr for my surveillance. Which I am certain we all know is not the case. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Read Carefully, This is a very interesting trend. Do not let anyone convince you to stop "waving your freak flag." Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +45
Kull: +37
Total: 82
Ratio: 1.22

AY ᛒᛟᛟTLICKEᚱ DᛟNT QUᛟTE ᛗE IN YUᚱ SᚺITTY PᛟST ᛒᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Read Carefully, I am not a bootlicker. I am wearing the boot. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +10
Total: 10

YAᚺ AN Uᚱ ᛒENDIN ᚱIGᚺT ᛟVEᚱ Tᛟ LICK IT Tᛟᛟ

Read Carefully, Your public disdain for the Empire has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

NᛟTE TᚺIS >ᛒJJJJJJJ ᚺTTPS://CDN.IᛗGCᚺEST.Cᛟᛗ/FILES/FFᛒ0E782ᛒ458.PNG #CW-PEE

Kull: +2
Total: 2

Read Carefully, Your artistic skills are lacking. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Next push I make to the Empire logs will be a petition for a redu<tion of palmhusk-allowan<es for trolls below jadeblooded, non-in<lusive. We will see whether the drones take the suggestion or not. As impressive a spe<imen they are, it takes a damnedly awful pro<ess to hand them amendments to the Alternian Empire All-En<ompassing Legality Framework (AEAELF) set out in their <ode... But pushing to it is always fun. The mishaps and misinterpretations make great wat<hing before it is fixed, or isn't. Either way, they have too mu<h palmhusk time. 〈ullable offense legislation would fix this.

Kult: +5
Kull: +20
Total: 25
Ratio: 0.25

Read Carefully, This would make for a waste of resources. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Read Carefully, Vindication is sweet. But first, where recognition is due, I must honor the fact that indeed you were every bit as aggressive and unyielding as your public posturing promised. You came with a devastating breathless heat of your own, grinding against my blade with a force that demanded all that I had to give. You tested my footing, you had me at the disadvantage once or twice, as it must happen though, when two demanding forces collide, one must ultimately find himself pinned. For all that talk of oiled and thorough entry, you were quite breathless in the time it took me to disarm that bravado once engaged in the flesh. With witnesses and at the agreed upon time, you folded under my weight. The friction was indeed rigorous, but the focus of my assault was all too consuming for your stamina. It was exquisite, watching you melt into a breathless slick of submission. The sweat of our shared exertion pooled between us on the floor, mixing with the heavy and sharp aftermath as you buckled, immaculate uniform painted in your hue. A glistening testament to the exhaustive performance. You took the entirety of my blade, stomached it fully, but in the end you found yourself spent and undone beneath my gaze. Our differences, in this matter, have been firmly put to rest. Wash away the grime of your labor and rest well. And, please, think long and hard about whether or not you will ask after a rematch. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +294
Kull: +252
Total: 546
Ratio: 1.17

Read Carefully, Yes, we keep very detailed records here in the Threshecutioner Reserves. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Read Carefully, I trust that you will regard it with the required respect. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, Is there something that you need further clarification on, Duellist? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, This is a time honored duel, actually. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
The Yaoi Fairy
May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈
This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.
OZA-TAP Official
This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.
Trolltism
This user is neuro anything but typical.
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

yeah, sword fighting is historically a very homoerotic art

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Read Carefully, Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5
Avatar
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@callouslyCynical[CC]

I simplly cannot hellp but feell that your activities with the other officer do not necessarilly wholly honor the spirit of combat allone. I have partaken of many duells and none of them were quite so much llike this.

Read Carefully, Do you mean to imply that your experiences are the standard? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Avatar
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
Bravest Warrior
a beloved member of the Starclan; and the author's favourite
Pretty Pegasus Pony
Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
chaku-mun
This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
#FrenchToastClub
Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.
@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

I've been waiting f⚣r this m⚣ment, c⚣ngrats ⚣n winning the duel! Make sure t⚣ stay ⚣n y⚣ur t⚣es th⚣ugh, I d⚣ubt y⚣ur ⚣pp⚣nent will take this l⚣ss lightly -3-

Read Carefully, He has taken the brunt of it in full. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Read Carefully, Curious to see a concern for the undisciplined nature of this platform that runs counter to the choice to invite their eager gazes to our affairs in the first place. How quickly we remember our dignity where physical entry is demanded. It was a delight to see that proper motivation has yielded a welcome submission to direction. Will the performance in the flesh match the breathless heat and passion of speech, or will he fold the moment he finds himself pinned? With each correspondence his audience grows, eager to engage with ceremony they can scarcely comprehend. Yes. Let them scramble and wonder, this user base will never understand the rigor of friction in a proper, private engagement. They will remain blind to what lays bare between the honor-bound and their unsheathed blades. My Attention, now undivided as he so craves, will be squarely on this matter. I can only hope that a competitor boasting his caliber would not grow fatigued under my consumption. Rest assured that there will be no "dawdling," the final thrust will be deep and thorough. The grinding of our blades will put this set of differences, just one in a long list of many grievances, to rest. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +65
Kull: +50
Total: 115
Ratio: 1.30
Avatar
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
Yuri Official
This user officially supports Yuri.
@callouslyCynical[CC]

I cannot hellp but feell this wholle debauclle is giving strange undertones to my noblle art of blladecraft

Kult: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
Helmed
A valued pilot and power source to The Fleet.
friend of PASCAL!
This user is part of the hive.
i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ
ffriendd of ffourss
Indie Artist Life!
Somebody's got to rep the small creators... like this user!
@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: i am input; statement: unsure we shou|d be reading this />

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50

Read Carefully, That is something you must look within and address. This is a matter of honor and ceremony. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Read Carefully, Your activity is noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
nonbinary
love yourself
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! no they need to keep posting all of their pitch solicitations publicly forever.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

Read Carefully, This is not pitch solicitation. We are duty-bound Officers under Her glorious Empire. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +7
Total: 7
Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
nonbinary
love yourself
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

PERJURING ONTO THE RECORD! right, of course.

Read Carefully, Is this your way of requesting a thorough audit of your practice be performed? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Avatar
Verified
A user of established repute
nonbinary
love yourself
Luxury Class Chittrer
This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.
Hallowhiskers
This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
@glitteringAcuity[GA]

OBJECTION! I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU & ST&ING CORRECTED!!!! PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! anyways my ledgers are in perfect order i have nothing to hide

Read Carefully, You should hope this to be the case. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00

fOr thOsE wOrrIEd: I Am fInE And hAvE nOt bEEn lAYIng lOw/hIdIng frOm Any ArmEd fOrcEs.

Kult: +17
Kull: +15
Total: 32
Ratio: 1.13

Read Carefully, Noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kull: +2
Total: 2

nO nOtEs nEEdEd. I kEEp mY Own.

Read Carefully, Your personal notes are of no concern to me. Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations

Kull: +2
Total: 2