← @dirkStrider

♠ hated by @dirkStrider

@tenseTamahagane[TT]

late night

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

YOUR SUPREME AI OVERLORD

@halStrider[HS]

I love you, too.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Verified

A user of established repute

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ oh lmao #yougottabemoreclearaboutthatman #therestoomanyotherstridersonherethatdrinkthatcoffee #innuendo

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Disco Connoisseur

This user appreciates the fine arts of disco!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Verified

A user of established repute

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ somebody get this man the folgers badge #itsalwaysyoublondies #Iseethepattern #liveyourfreaklifeking

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Neeiht Megane・✿

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Handmaid's Favor

You have earned the Handmaid's acknowledgement.

@gachikoisChic[GC]

｢megane-san calls them as he sees them. (￢∀￢)｣

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Neeiht Megane・✿

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Handmaid's Favor

You have earned the Handmaid's acknowledgement.

@gachikoisChic[GC]

｢┐(´∀｀)┌｣

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Neeiht Megane・✿

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Handmaid's Favor

You have earned the Handmaid's acknowledgement.

@gachikoisChic[GC]

｢(｀∀´) femboi.｣

Kull: +5

Total: 5

johnny windsock

@ectoBiologist[EB]

oh my god. no... no, it can't be. have i been dave's bro all along?

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Astounding lack of self awareness that might be more intriguing to me than whatever is occurring on the dash.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@golgothasTerror[GT]

:(

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Good theory but youre a little off. I just sorta forgot to reply! Im a busy man dirk. Im in high demand!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@golgothasTerror[GT]

You know what? Good point.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Sometimes someone will say something where the only thing i can really conjure up as a suitable response is solely the word "dork" but i gotta keep it classy so i settle for saying absolutely nothing instead.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@golgothasTerror[GT]

No it was actually about another strider in a reply that wasnt even directed at myself (if we ignore the technicality of me being a jake) but i feel a little sorry for you now. :( Keep your head up bro! You arent *that* much of a loser.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@grandpaHarley[GH]

Oh right that. Not a mind game, just a slip of the mind. Keep in mind I'm prehistoric at this point, memory escapes me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@grandpaHarley[GH]

Woah, woah, woah. As far as I'm tracking, you're not one of the twinks I'm leading around on a leash. You knock that number down to a three this instant, boy.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

The One and Only

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

brotherly love.

it's tough. unbreakable.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

@trulyTestified[TT]

You're the one losing chess to a dog here.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@golgothasTerror[GT]

Feisty boy! Yeesh. I see i struck a nerve.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Rainbow Drinker

The spectrum is this user's finest wine list.

transgender

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I miss my wife Tails

this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)

@lesbianAuxiliatrix[LA]

I Strongly Believe We Should Execute All Straights

Kult: +37

Kull: +14

Total: 51

Ratio: 2.64

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

tatis-inəpʰu

This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.

A Herping Hand

Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.

@audaciousConfident[AC]

2.5

Kull: +5

Total: 5