♦ pitied by @doorGuy
>>| what's the deal with that door person?

((fuckfuckfuckfkfkfkf

I saw, thank you doorguy.

I see, favorite drink is Rum. I usually like mixing things in with it but straight rum is always good in my opinion.

[HE EAT$ THEM????]

if the florid is not fed soon he will die like a 8eeping tamagotchi
I do not know.
May I present user Door Guy with a query.

it's okay doorguy she did hurt me 8ut it was an accident or something and she feels 8ad a8out it, you don't have to get her ૮ ’ﻌ`ა

၄⋆၃ door guy why are you sxreaming question mark and also is it normal that the doors are no longer whispering but now speaking xoherently question mark

WITH PULP

DOORGUY HELLO ?? ??

၄⋆၃ xraxking open a xold one (a lukewarm pepsi) and staring unblinking at my matesprit like an idiot #need

I see. only mildly burnt.

sunnyside up is a favorite. are you well¿

HE HAS THROWN ME SLOGHTLY TOO HIGH

၄⋆၃ when i have my glasses off and start halluxinating insexts xrawling near me shudders not fond #thisisaxommonoxxurrenxe #ihateit
I'm still in imense pain. S-me-ne is g-ing t- die.

Probably too early to be drinking this much but oh well. #substances

၄⋆၃ xan i be known as the biggest loser boyfail on this site question mark bexause the idea of being known for being pathetix and sxared OF YOU SPEXIFIXALLY brings me great joy :) #boyfail #supremeboyfail #ultimateboyfail ?

၄⋆၃ "go xhexk that sound" OH IM SORRY DIDNT REALIZE YOU WANTED ME TO DIE FIRST IN THIS FUXKED UP HORROR FLIXK THAT WE ARE IN QUESTION MARK
Q: "helgo much easiger you havv vvergy cool anmals they r scared a me wwhat should do oorguydo? :) do oorguyis happy usually has to ues ask blog to exish an be reeeeeeeal glad to make reel rea r real queschunn :)" A: am i havvin a fuckin stroke bloody hell if im parsin your actual question right im afraid there aint a singular answwer on howw to make an animal less scared a you it wwould depend on the species

oohhhh ok :) get ur teef|es dodo. ur A greAtt fr|edn bb :)) |m thre hApppen|st |n my mAtesprr|ts Armss mostt l|keely :)
No like.
<<how *would* you kill a liar, Nikimo?>>

1ike pity?

hmm. pity?

၄⋆၃ im so hungry i xould eat a dot dot dot oh no theyre xoming THEYRE XOMING THE HOOFBEASTS ARE XOMING TO TRAMPLE AND KILL ME DEAD EXXLAMATION POINT

၄⋆၃ disappointed by these subpar noodles

>> ¡ th¡nk ¡'d be the type of barkbeaડt to try to b¡te a preડડur¡zed ડtream of water


anyways, meenah's awesome :)

noo no sorry may8e its my 8ad that - my hives 8een haunted longer than I thought this guys just 8een living here for wipes and I never noticed - my exes who tried to #unalive me discovered chittr - my matesprit and kismesis 8oth got injured at the same time - gained skill points in fucking hostage negotiation apparently never a dull moment in my life - ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? I’VE 8EEN CURSED ?? ?? ?? ?? NOT JUST LIKE oh damn florid you have 8ad luck NO NO LIKE AN ETSY WITCH WAS PAID TO CAST A SPELL UPON ME may8e it’s time to unplug the modem

DOOR GUY SUCKS I KEEP THINKING HE'S PHUNTR.

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sure dear. but what the fuck are those. i wash.

so shampoo is a pity?

fuck is a shampoo. to begin.

|ts sooo fukkc|n hot |n my room outugh





