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our professor taught us how to do foreplay this is developmental psychology class.
ITS OKAY. IT WAS ONLY WIFE.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- MΩrnƗng ȺΣ -∊v-∊r ☪︎ⴵƗ♱♱r. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
⚇ Shiiiiit ⚇ I guess so ⚇ HOINK HOINK ⚇
⚇ They ain't tats, motherfucker ⚇ That's my paint. ⚇ Holy as all fuck sent up to the Messiahs. ⚇ WHOOP WHOOP ⚇ But no, the 8 in my smile ain't my paint ⚇ It's my piggy nose. ⚇ 'Cuz I'm a boar. ⚇ The lil' things between my clauses ⚇ Are also piggy noses :8) ⚇
⚇ BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ⚇ I get it :8) ⚇ Gonna make a motherfucker blush n shit ⚇
⚇ Cute...? ⚇ It has been a MINUTE since anyone got the gumption to call my scary ass ⚇ CUTE. ⚇
⚇ HA HA HA HA HA HOINK. ⚇
⚇ Thank you, little motherfucker :8) ⚇
⚇ OH I'M PARTYING! ⚇ I got my bigass breakfast right here right now ⚇
⚇ Annnnd it's my wriggling day! ⚇ Blow a horn or some shit, we gotta get this bitch jumpin' ⚇ HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINK ⚇
Proverb1al 1n na7ure, ak1n 7o feel1ngs, le771ng go 1n pa1n, wak1ng 1n solace for 7he one, 7hey are happ1er w17hou7 7he blood1ed hand, reun171on a delus1on w17hou7 grow7h, unless a be77er form r1ses, be77er 7o lose 7han 7o never have had. (-ㅅ-;)
"He bares 7he k1ss 7ha7 7ears romance 1n 7wo, bu7 1 cap7ured your beau7y, and 1 won7 follow 7he, 7he fash1on, 7he fash1on sex crea7ed, our l1ps w1ll never bleed aga1n, 1 d1d 7h1s for you my love" (-ㅅ-;)
> _0kay, 1 f0ll0w=d =v=ry0n= wh0 p0st=d 1n th= last 2 h0urs, as w=ll as any r0b0ts 1 saw 1n an0th=r r0b0t's f0ll0w1ng l1st. =D _|
8=l < Reminding everyone that I am literally a horse and I am very real
[I'VE GOT TO $TOP GOING THROUGH PEOPLE'$ LIKE$ IN HERE I'M FINDING VERY UNPLEA$ANT $URPRI$E$ RIGHT NOW. ]
[$IGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHH 👀👀👀 #YEARNING]
Th^nks bro.
My cortisol is so low c^vse | don't worry ^bovt ^nything ever. Everything ^lw^ys works ovt for me ^nyw^y.
To the l·littl·le shit that vandal·lized my hive, I got a private room and handcuffs with your name on them. #vent #suggestive
i like your emoticons man
I HAVE DECIDED TO BE NICE... i was instructed to be nice... i will be nice now... this is me being nice... hello...
I've constantly got godly beings in my DMs and private correspondence, by the way.
[MISC.] ...] [O] Oh.] [I] I think I should just... Log out.] [MISC.] 🥴]
⧃ I do miss the double taps.
it runs deeper than that, trust me
_ Life draGs on, or wHatever tHey say. Live out of spite, if anytHinG.
no one knows that im secretly a kitty guy in disguise
8=l < In the mood to be kissed 8=l < Until I can't breathe 8=l < Until long after that point, in fact
// my arm is tired from all the drawing i've been doing but have another Xander. yes you may look disrespectfully #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69b1fe78d729.png
Since this guy loves sneaking pictures of me and posting them, II'm returning the favor. #HunkAlert
While mistakes have been made, I do hope they come out of this okay. Also with a newfound caution around scary "friends". Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
[KILLING MY$ELF PO$TPONED THI$ HOT PIE#E OF #AKE HA$ A DATE TO GO TO ]
8=l < Getting to be pajama time 8=l < You know what that means 8=l < My best side
"Party-bottom" 😂
Dont g3t m3 wrong iv3 thrown 2om3 2ick parti32 but itd b3 nic3 to not b3 th3 only on3 to throw '3m
N33d... Party... But im too lazy to put on3 tog3th3r....
Really really really gxxd news!!! THIRD bxlxgna sandwich!!! :DDD DDD DDD I haven't eaten this gxxd in a lxng while... :QQQ
|'m we^k.
last night i was washing the car with my son he said "dad why dont you just use a sponge"
["PI#K AN OPTION, BRO! 1 - FEET NEVER TOU#HING THE GROUND. 2 - FA#E↓ IN THE DIRT. #FREAKY-$TYLE #PLATONI#" MMMM FA#E↓ IN THE DIRT... WHY NOT BOTH ONE AFTER THE OTHER? ]
Anxther Quick write up - Recent discxveries surrxunding Earth-bxrne spxxkies!!! Did yxu knxw... Earth-fxlk have actually had run-ins xf the third kind befxre??? Aliens!!! Real bxnafide Aliens!!! :000 I'll be dedicating a pxst tx each xf these, but txday, it's the Flatwxxds Mxnster!!! The Stxry gxes like this - xn the Earthen day xf Sept 12, 1952, twx Brxthers (human wxrd fxr hatchmates) and their friend spxtted a bright xbject streak acrxss the sky and land xn a lxcal farmer's prxperty... These bxys went hxme tx tell their Human Mammal mxther abxut it... The fxur xf them (and a few xthers) all gathered tx gx explxre the landing sight where they'd then spxt - get this - a hxxded txwering figure with red piercing eyes...!!! (Artist's depictixn included belxw) Apparently the grxup wxuld smell sxmething sickly ... And then repxrted nausea ... With the bxys' thrxats getting swxllen and faces having an xily film xver them ... Spxxky stuff!!! Beyxnd that the xnly prxxf we have are sxme tracks and rubbery junk left behind by the creature befxre it up and disappeared... But any further infxrmatixn is pretty hard tx cxme by!!! Nxw fxr the Sxzmet thexry cxrner... We knxw fxr sure this is real (The blxg I read said sx!!!) Sx what can we extrapxlate frxm this??? I think this was a classic case xf Drunk pilxting... An alien xff their rxcker crashes intx XWNED PRXPERTY and stumbled arxund... Xnly tx be spxtted??? That's VERY atypical!!! Mxst Aliens are super secretive!!! I think /that's/ why it deplxyed its xbvixus self defense mechanism (evil mist that smells bad and makes yxu sick) tx scare the humies xff!!! That's the xnly sensible explanatixn... Regardless... This critter clearly had a lxt xf influence xn Humies!!! If yxu gx back tx the crash site yxu can see plenty xf paraphernalia and txurist traps bearing the Flatwxxd Mxnster title!!! Very cute and charming!!! Thanks fxr yxur time!!! Next xne will be xn the creature dubbed the "Mxth Man" !!! !!! !!! https://media...tenxr...cxm/eCxR8TvJX7sAAAAM/flatwxxds-flatwxxds-mxnster...gif
this is me if u even care
[HEY #HITTR I'M BORED DO $OMETHING ABOUT THI$ I WANNA GO TO THE TORMENT NEXU$ TOO ]
Y◊u c◊uld ๑v๑∩ sΛy lΛrg๑ i∩ c๑rtΛi∩ ◊ccΛsi◊∩s⌇
Fuckkkkk Never blushed so hard 1 fr1ed c1rcu1ts before
Yov might not be ^ble to fvck me stvpid bvt there's ^ ch^nce yov covld fvck me sm^rt for the good of ^ll Alterni^. #nsfw
I quit๑ ๑∩j◊y th๑ f๑๑li∩g ◊f g๑tti∩g my t๑∩tΛcl๑s tΛ∩gl๑d i∩ his wir๑s≋ his ๑xpr๑ssi◊∩s Λr๑ my fΛv◊rit๑~
bix lix knee I think!!! Hxpe this helps!!! Thanks fxr the interactixns!!!
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Jesvs Christ | me^n. Th^nk yov. Will do.
Xh gee... Sxrry fxr the trxuble!!! I cxuld try and avxid "X" wxrds if it helps... Meat slices sandwich!!! :DDD (But xtherwise it's just prxnxunced the same as ever...)
𓁹 𓁹
Hi friends!!! I ate twx bxlxgna sandwiches and had a cup xf water!!! This is a gxxd xmen nx dxubt!!!
D --> Like or comment on this post and I shall give you one of the funny horse drawings I saw today
The fvck wovld | w^nn^ get ^ll n^sty ^nd sick for. And on ^ Svnd^y? Yov're ins^ne.
i d0nt purchase c0ffee
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN ABSENT BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN ⧃N A SECRET ASSIGNMENT FR⧃M THE BEF⧃RAN C⧃ALITI⧃N ⧃F HIGHBL⧃⧃D CULLMASTERS
what sh0uld i be a bitch ab0ut t0day
"= log: irradiated chamber for fuel core maintenance keeps degrading higher than expected. solution: another insulation layer on all available corners and seams, and even though i don't have to i'm wearing extra hazmat on top of the existing precautions, because, that's kind of fun. ="
Slow day, decided to make something simple while recover. Maybe I should return to the basics more often, I had to beat the others off just to get a picture before they practically disappeared
8=l < That's 8=l < Yeah alright 8=l < You're permitted to put it that way
8=l < Is #shirtlesssunday a thing? 8=l < It is now
| do my best.
(( i will be watching obsession now :) wish me luck
[GOREGLE $HOW ME HOT $HAKE$PEREAN VIOLET BLOOD$ IN MY AREA GOREGLE GOREGLE ]
< I guessss I will get to know him. :>~
Why wovld | p^y for ^ gym membership when the cinder blocks ^t the constrvction site ne^r the RV ^re free.
< I am downloading the HD mod for Ressident Weevil 4 becausse the Matessprit required me to check it out. :>~
now i know how trolls feel when humans sit and talk about troll culture like were the experts lol
WH47 D0 Y0U D0 1F 7W0 0F Y0UR QU4D5 FUCK1N9 D35P153 34CH 07H3R? 5H0ULD 1 JU57 L37 7H3M F19H7?
| might not like the troll french bvt they m^ke some fire to^st.
☆waKing up to the sounds of propellers outside my hive hell yeah this shit is gonna Keep me on edge but also entertained as hell☆
[MY RIT#HY HOT TAKE I$ THAT HUMAN$ ON THE $ITE $HOULD $TOP U$ING QUADRANT$ TO DEFINE THEIR RELATION$HIP$ LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE??? ]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- F-∊-∊lƗng gr-∊-∊n. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Just woke up and went for my morning coffee. This woman with a mask is at the pot just drinking bl·lack coffee from the jug with a damn bendy strawl·l.... il·ll·l give her credit she's creative when steal·ling the onl·ly thing that wakes me up... wish she'd l·let me get a cup first... #morning #riseandgrind #thecoffeebeans
[WHEN I LEARN TO PER$EVERE DURING $EX AND LIVE #HITT ITLL BE $O OVER FOR EA#H AND EVERY ONE OF YOU ]
[THE INFE$TATION I$ GOING ON IN THE BA#KYARD NOT IN$IDE THE GREY HOU$E BE#AU$E NOBODY HA$ TAKEN THE TIME TO TAKE THE TRA$H OUT AND THEY KEEP #OMING]
[GOOD DU$K TODAY I WILL BE GOING TO THE GREY HOU$E TO $HOO AWAY A RA##OON INFE$TATION GOING ON]
yeah. i bet, with those cushy moobs
[[ NO BRIEF$? ] [ OKAY! ] [ HEHEHEHE ] ]
Ended up in this at th' murrderr mysterry rrun by @arrchangelsTerrrrarrium. Rreckon it worrked out well. Coats yerrs t' keep if ya want it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3fd8d09688b.webp
⦓ Knock it up is not how I'd word it, um... But i am a fan of a man in a well fitted shirt. Perhaps I'm a little old fashioned... Thigh highs are also very appealing to me. #suggestive ⦔ ⦓ I did enjoy your image, this is certainly no criticism to you! You look lovely! ⦔
Used to rock some muttonchops Back in the night. Until someone told me I looked like troll Harry DuBois. Listen, I love the game, love the character - not an association I want folks to make.
⦓ I do think sometimes wearing certain clothes is actually more attractive than none at all, a statement wholly unrelated to the dashboard tonight and more just considering a different thing entirely... #suggestive ⦔
| jvst woke vp dvde.
aniewaie in other unrelated news theie keep discovering new animals how the fuck do theie keep doing that
oh shit, my bad. mind if i take those off for you
[TELL YOUR BRO TO TAKE ONE OF ME TOO HOLY FU#K #$TILLDROOLING]
[#DROOLING #NEEDTHAT #LET$MEET↑ #YUMMY #YUMM #MMMMMM #AHAHAVAVAHAHA #LALALAALMAALMALAMLMALAMLAM #HELLLOOOO]
damn. yeah, that's a nude alright
peer reviewed
oh, i see, i see. professional
damn, gonna share with the class?
| fvck with the energy.
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=>>anyway #fatfuckfriday i will be pøsting a picture later ør søMething>>>
[YOURE $O RIGHT KING GIVE ME A PLATONI# MUDDY KI$$]
[AWW DID YOU HAVE FUN OH HOHHHHH HOHOH OHHA]
[OMANYO???? WHERE WRRE YOY OOOHH MY $WEET $WEET PLATONI# LOVE IVE MI$$ED YOU $O MUH]
[I WONDER IF HE $TILL REMEMBER$ ME ]
H0w D0 I tell s0Me0ne I 4ppreci4te theM 4s My frienD with0ut s0unDing .. g4y ? Th4nks Chittr
#BEARFACTS #TW-SUGGEST4VE #BEARBUTTRE4GNSUPREME HTTPS://64.MED4A.TUMBLR.COM/0F0EBD4A86E2F3DA1218D15B1C890718/85265152CF6F0986-EA/S1280X1920/59BD5F9BC38F018A879151FBEB7B6B11C037EAA0.PNG
Yeah! That's what I'm talkin about!
[FOR MY NEXT PUR#HA$E I WILL BE BUYING A REALLY BIG BED WHERE I #AN FIT MY THREE BOYFRIEND$ AND THEY ALL #UDDLE ME]
it was odd, being one of the few humans on staff there when I was stuck under their employ, but like, I guess it wasn't a bad thing. I just kinda wished there were more men that werent weird cloth guys at the time
[THANK YOU OMANYO I LOVE YOU ]
[OKAY I GOT THI$ I WILL NOT FUMBLE]
(( don't even joke lad #ritchydoodle #ritchywip https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/000.png
[$OOO IN$EN$ITIVE GOING ON A TRIP WITH HI$ FRIEND$ AND LEAVING ME ALL ALONE LIKE THAT..HMPH! A$$HOLE ]
Hello chittr, first post. I am excited to join you all.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2f614684739b.jpeg no he's a good boy he's an angel
// Mads: (bobby hill voice) I'm a little worried about being a slut :( #nsfw
[OKAY I WON'T OKAY I PROMI$E ILL PO$T MORE TITTY PI#$ OKAY OKAY ]
FINISH THE SENTENCE! I'm so Hungry I could Eat a...
[YOU HEARD KAGERO #HITTR RIT#HY KELDAM I$ #BABYGIRL]
Y∞U ARE !! pats y∞u thr∞ugh the screen. L∞VE this.
any guy can be "daddy" but it takes a special kind ∞f man t∞ be "babygirl". 💙✨
thank y0u s0 much dude and y0u get x100 p0ints f0r realizing its a sheep
d0 y0u guys think im ann0ying be h0nest
o shit im a muerder mystery??????? who kiIIed me omgg :oO
honk it kinda funky omin bak to hittr after a Iong break i feeI Iike i dont know nyone on my feed anymore
[OKAY BUT WE ALL AGREE THAT RIT#HY KELDAM I$ AN EEL/$HARK]
HAH. I rreally like that one, ta.
[HMMMM LET ME LOOK AT MY ITINERARY.. YEARN OVER #RU$H #1 YEARN OVER #RU$H #2 YEARN OVER HOOK ↑ #1 BOTHER GATZBY $END NOOK PI#$ TO HUR$U$ UHHHHH YEAH IM A PRETTY BU$Y GUY ]
[YOU ALWAY$ HAVE $O MU#H POETI# $HIT TO $AY OMANYO 🥹]
[WHAT ABOUT HI$ DM$ THOUGH..]
massage so good my 8ones are jelly
[[IT$ OKAY HAND$OME..] [YOUR PLATONI# $E#RET I$ $AFE WITH ME]]
[OH 3OK KULT OK HI WHO WANT ME]
[#RIT#HYLOVE FOLK$! THE TIME HA$ FINALLY #OME..#DATING HA$ FINALLY #OMMEN#ED! (THI$ I$ A LIE.) $O MY BEAUTIFUL #ONTE$TANT$, IF YOU ARE ON THE DA$H RIGHT NOW FOLLOW THE TAG #RIT#HYLOVER$ TO GET ↑DATED ON EITHER YOUR $TATU$ OR OTHER TROLL$ $TATU$E$. WE HAVE 15 BEAUTIFUL AND $EXY #ONTE$TANT$ ON OUR RO$TER BUT ONLY *ONE* WILL #OME OUT VI#TORIOU$! FOR $TARTER$ EA#H #ONTE$TANT WILL BE PRIVATELY TALKED TO THROUGH DM$ FOR HI$ INFORMATION FOR THE #OMPETITION (AGE, FULL NAME AND LO#ATION). THE FIR$T ROUND I WILL BE DATING ALL OF THE #ONTE$TANT$ AND ONLY 8 WILL #OME OUT VI#TORIOU$, THEN ON THE $E#OND ROUND ONLY 4 WILL #OME OUT VI#TORIOU$ AND ON THE FINAL AROUND ONLY TWO TROLL$ WILL BE LEFT AND THO$E TROLL$ WILL FIGHT WITH EA#HOTHER FOR MY LOVE. THE WINNER HA$ TO DEFEAT $YLINK ( @$INGULARITYMANIFE$T ) IN A BATTLE TO EXHAU$TION (FOR PA#IFI$T$ WE WILL JU$T #UT RIGHT TO THE #HA$E ANY TROLL WHO WANT$ TO FIGHT HER #AN #OME BA#K JU$T TO DO THAT.) THE WINNER? THE WINNER WILL BE THE ONE AND ONLY WINNER OF MY HEART. THI$ TIME *YOU* WILL TAKE ME OUT ON A $PE#IAL DATE OUT OF $ET! AND YOU WILL GET TO $PEND THE NIGHT WITH ME IF YOU $O WI$H TO ]
[YOU TOO OMANYO I HOLD NOTHING BUT ADMIRATION TOWARD$ YOU I LOVE YOU OKAY PLATONI#ALLY I LOVE YOU HUG ME]
[IN THE DARKE$T TIME$ OF MY DAY$ YOURE ALWAY$ THERE TO MAKE THEM BRIGHTER]
[OK IM JU$T GONNA GO ROLL ON THE FLOOR #YEARNING]
[[[ YE$ YOU ARE $O $MART ]] [[ UGH I JU$T #AN'T HELP BUT $TARE AT IT ]] [[ ALL MU$KY ALL WET MAKING A TENT IN HI$ PANT$ ]] [[ IM DROOLING JU$T THINKING ABOUT IT ]] [[ YE$ $IR! $IGN ME ↑ FOR THE BUT#HERY IM RRRREADY ]] ]
Y0ur secret is safe with us
[ADDENDUM:] This is satire I'm working extremely hard.]
[T] Thinking about men, on the clock...] [MISC.] 😦]
[[OHHH I $EE I $EE YEAH I GET IT NOW YEAH] [HUFFFF YEAH DON'T EVEN GET ME $TARTED ON #HI$ $AU$AGE #N$FW]]
=-- Ωh nω I dωn't knωw them ->>
Oh wow. Y3-ah you might as w3-ll b3- fr3-sh out th3- 3-gg. Th3- good n3-ws is you'll g3-t back in th3- groov3- pr3-tty damn fast. 3-asy to pick up on things wh3-n 3-v3-rything is happ3-ning all th3- tim3-.
=-- Ωh my.. ->>
=-- Ah hellω! I wαs here α while αgω but I hαd tω delete my αccωunt fωr reαsωns I'd rαther nωt gω intω.. I hωpe I didn't miss αnything impωrtαnt! ->>
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE S∞ME∞NE MAKE THIS HAPPEN 🥺
[im-actually-feeling-kinda-good-today...-zo-i-will-pozt-a-nice-picture-of-myzelf...-maybe-i-can-call-it-"#tuxedothurzday"...?] [httpz://file.garden/ag0rXO4MvRy86hUm/tuxedo%20quaoar.png]
>+. I COULD POST PICTURES OF MY DI- .+< #nsfw
THEY PUT THE M⧃UNTAIN IN A SEALED CHEST UNDER THE ⧃CEAN BUT HE ESCAPED
its a sheep but y0ure cl0ser than m0st
thank y0u. plus i enj0y nature s0 i can enj0y b0th at 0nce.
an0n asked: br0! what's y0ur exercise r0utine l00k like? ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ ee answered: please l00k at my pinned ph0t0 and tell me if y0u think i l00k fit 0r in shape but i d0 g0 0n l0ng hikes semi frequently #eeasks
"= deserved is not a relevant category to be in or not in... it simply is. ="
"= #tekrasthursday. and various. tekras-involved hashtags. make it happen. ="
\ damm1t my h0m1e has been thr0ugh en0ugh already! /
၄⋆၃ xomputah make these guys super gay and horny :) #nsfw #referenxe
54kur4 d353rv35 50000 much 83773r, l173r4lly 4ny0n3 3l53 w0uld 0f 833n pr3f3r48l3. H1n474 4nd 54kur4 run 0ff 4nd 937 hum4n m4rr13d
1’m 50rry 8u7 l1k3 545uk3 15 l1k3 0n3 0f 7h3 w0r57 5h1ppud3n ch4r4c73r5 3v3r. 53nd ch17.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Tbh if a guy is bigger than me im more inclined to want to top and see him whimper #dontgetmewrongiwontsaynotoadombigguy #butlike #iwanttoseeyoumoanandwhimperonit #nsfw
State your case !
Hi, I'm R-o-o-rian. I l-o-o-ve t-o-o- run and play and have fun
Yeah pirates are h0t #nsfw
I'm going to be king of the pir★tes btw
꧁⎝ Y'awl enterin your pirate era a sometin? Love dat fa ya. ⎠꧂
(=｀ω´=) < OOOH! OMG!!! I JUST LOVE PLUNDERPLAY!!!!!! #PLUNDERTAIL
[IF I WA$ A PIRATE I WOULD MAKE $URE TO WEAR A #LOTH 1700'$ JO#K $TRAP #$UGGE$TIVE]
[AH HA YOU'RE TOO #HARMING A $HAME YOU'RE NOT PARTI#IPATING]
[HTTP$://YOUTU.BE/BEEA$6FUUOA]
[OK #HITTR TIME FOR MY ENGAGEMENT BAIT HOUR$ REPLY TO THI$ #HIT AND I WILL GIVE YOU A $ONG BA$ED MERELY ON VIBE$ AND A PRAYER #ENGAGEMENTBAIT]
I Need Some More Jam Buds. Starting To Make My Skin Itch Not Having Tony To Bounce Ideas Off Of Haha
Yknow What Fuck It, Might As Well Drop This Now Lol if You Feel Like Supporting An Indie Artist, You Should Stream He Said // She Said's New Ep, Blind Panic 🙏 https://i.ibb.co/jrkmwpdj/img-6766.png
bulgE #nsfw #thatsit #thatsallimsaying
[WE #AN HAVE A 20 BRO KI$$ING PIT]
[GENTLEMEN, ALL THI$ #OULD BE YOUR$! #N$FW #$PHEREPO$TING #RIT#HYLOVE ]
⧃ The siren song of a well filtered hive and the slime of my cupe. Much to consider.
Y∞u kn∞w what? Real. 🥴
၄⋆၃ i dunno never watxhed naruto xause im too busy watxhing REAL PEAK ANIMATION turns on prinxess tutu and prinxess jellyfish
၄⋆၃ FINALLY GOT MY DISGUSTING NUBS ON THOSE SWEET SWEET marasxhino xherries :) #hungryposting
w✷w ✷kay haha i kn✷w i have fans wait whatˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
BASK IN THE LIKES ✷F MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND MUSCLES https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/musky.pngˎˊ- Punch it d✷wn, d✷wn, D✷WN!
CΔn't put the thigh highs 🝎n,, p🝎st cΔncled s🝎rry guys
၄⋆၃ whHUH question mark based though
⧃ I will not be going to the club alone as originally intended. Good. Frankly I don't believe I am ready to take on the club solo quite yet.
COOL ROCK FOUND. M4NE. GO4NG TO. LAUNCH 4T SP4N STYLE. A4MELESS. 4NTO WOODS. WATCH OUT. FOR ROCK
Hmmmm.. Perhaps it is time to become large and muscular..
Even better you can carry them like cavemen.
>>| what can be better than reading fictions during little breakfast? .especially .if .one .of them .is .about your friend.
I’ll inform the interns. They will be quite pleased.
“Dearly bruh-loved, we are swaggered here today to join these two friends in wonderful matrihomie”
My support of the #Yuri is something I consider a core component of my Presidency.
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < when is that piss-stain gonna fix the ac? i'm sweating like a bitch in a heatwave
thank's man
uuugggghhhhh wh3r3 d0 1 f1nd 4 k15m3515 3:< d035 4ny0n3 3v3n h4t3 m3...
every now and then a guy walks past ya and ya just gotta stop what ya doin for a second. happens ta da best a us not in a weird way though
look.i'm.on.a.man.loving.roll.here.so.i'm.just.gonna.say.i.need.lash.from.deadlock.to.parry.animation.into.my.face. i'll.build.myself.nerve.endings.just.for.that
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Look. I'm not a manwhore. I won't lie and say a bit of the objectifying isn't gratifying. I build this body for a reason and I can't pretend I don't like being complimented on it. #nsfw
〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Fit Check. Pun intended. https://i.postimg.cc/g0dLPzr4/fitcheck.png
ME? B4G BATH. HOT GUY. MUAH MUAH. HUBBAH HUBBAH. OTHER SOUND EFFECT HERE. WH4STLE. TRA4N WHOOT WHOOT. TH4S 4S PLAN.
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꒰𓇼 chittr i can safely ass☾re y𖦹☾ i like men 𓇼꒱
📺 I d𐌏n't kn𐌏w wh𐌏 "the br𐌏s" are; I d𐌏 mean s𐌏me𐌏ne else. S𐌏me𐌏ne is currently p𐌏sting at a high frequency, s𐌏 I feel as if I am spamming their n𐌏tificati𐌏ns with meditati𐌏ns, unf𐌏rtunately.
me too!!! its sooo good im just building and learning all about this guy and how he cant build but wants to... it feels lie a metaphor!
https://i.postimg.cc/3N8L9GX7/image-2026-07-13-022045620.png hes kind of awesome i might cosplay him ne><t
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE WORK ON BROTHERLY GR4P. MUST BE STRONG. WHY 4S THERE HALF BRO THERE. WHO 4S HALF. WHY. SCRATCHES HEAD.
ME ME ME ME ME
HAHA SOUND 4MPRESS4VE. HOW MANY BRO. EXACTLY?
My steel watch is so shiny! #accomplished #success
SWORD FIGHT EXCEPT IT'S NOT SWORDS AND IT'S OUR BULGES AND WE'RE FROTTING.
HUH actually I never thought about that SHIT YO I'D still say S bc sounds like FUN
WEAPON tier list S: ME A thru whatever: whatever weapon you GOT
This Is Your Reminder That I Am Always Exactly One Inch Taller Than You.
got a good grade in boyfriend this week.
.) Qh! My lusus has already figured Qut hQw tQ turn Qn the treadmill by herself! )) .) ... I think I might be hearing a fast running nQQdle in the middle Qf the day in the future XD ))
<~lets GO this friend making thing is svper easy idk vhat my friends vere on abovt~>
<~i vovld say i vas forced onto this vebsite bvt at this point this vas on my ovn accord can i get some more friends can everyone be friends vith me im a very lonely troll~>
𓂃ֶָ֢ GUYS TWELL MWE UR BST PICK UP LINWES IM GOING ON A DATWE 0_0
OF course. LEt us not get caarried aawaay
I aappreciaate your words of encouraagement. CLosely followed by brutaal honesty, thaankk you
I aam curious, do I seem likke more of aa top or aa bottom to people? #suggestive #nsfw
Under Consideration
Kill Majority Of Men
[I #AN'T WAIT TO BE IN HI$ ARM$ AGAIN #YEARNING]
i.think everyone.here.on.chittr.is.kinder.than.they.think.they.are perhaps.there.are.a.few.exceptions but.i.think.more.of.you.are.kind.than.cruel
i wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for sonic honestly he gave me so much hope during dark times
+[U] I'm-not-immune-to-big-men-big-tits. :(
📺 Y𐌏u think that with h𐌏w I functi𐌏n, I w𐌏uld n𐌏t be e𐌗hausted. But I am e𐌗hausted.
man my apartment'$ power ju$t went out thi$ $hit pi$$ing me off man.
ᕙ(•̀‸•́‶)ᕗ < Bad time to do this. But hey, if anyone is looking to rent a cheap apartment with a *soon-to-be* functioning AC unit. Hit me up.
FREE BEASTS. F4GHT BEASTS FOR DOM4NANCE. PROVE WORTHY. RULE BEASTS. S4MPLE 4 STEP PLAN.
ME? MEAT. MEAT. MORE MEAT. F4GHT BEAR (NO ME. ACTUAL). DO TH4S. EVERYDAY. END UP W4TH PEC L4KE ME ;P
((hiiiii hehe this is bear hes a wwe wrestler type of guy with a wildman-caveman gimmick, but he is sorta a meat head regardless of it all, this be his visage and pinned post <:) i am going to tag this with a warning mostly bc he wears a speedo, i promise theres nothing else especially crazy besides that #cw-wrestlerthong https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_df17cfd837b29caf4ffcf14015f3fdc1_2e456806_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_a79f0679980d18dc8fa54ed9917a3f74_bf65cc30_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_b25bf131729e8207229003cd9c9b6b22_9d1ee677_2048.png
i can in fact listen to this for ten hour straight, however the most i will give is a brooding nod on the corner accented by the occasional puff of a cigarette in true me fashion lmfao #substance
♡⸝⸝ dude call "phun7r guynax" and he 7hinks my name's "duskie darlin" for real lol. ⸝⸝♤
B0ys night is getting weird #b0ysnight
what would i look good wearing? thinking of branching out my style from just overcoats and skirts.
-|---► mess w1th the horns... and you get the bull! ... Wa1t...
♡⸝⸝ LMAO WHO HUN777IN 777OU FOR SPEAKIN YOUR 777RU777HHHHH ⸝⸝♤
ASKED #THESEC WHAT ANIMAL I AM AND THEY CALLED ME A BITCH. BRO I’M GONNA CRY.
"= soooo wrong. i think there are over four things. incorrect. here. ="
"= dunno what i would be. well i do. but i want other people. to say it. ="
maybe thats the issue, maybe im n0t a cute animal pers0n
#the-boys #inclusion #whatreallycounts
dog boys??? cat boys??? what about mouse boys??? #leftout #nsfw
HAT THAT SAYS LOWBLOODS WANT ME CLOWNS FEAR ME. #HELLYEAH
833 p1ckup l1n35 4r3 r1d1cul0u5, 1 w45 l00k1n9 7h3m up 70 m4k3 4 cr1n93 p057 4nd 7h3y 4r3 50 57up1d LM40000.
It's me. Casper.
>--D=Thank=you=I=appreciate=that=kind=and=extremely=muscular=stranger=haha=:)//<
♡⸝⸝ well yea 7has wha7 im doing LOL i7's all in good fun ⸝⸝♤
>--D=I=know=about=the=alternative=routes=in=question=but=they=feel=wrong=and=I=would=prefer=to=do=things=as=they=should=be=done=thank=you=for=your=advice=though=and=honestly=I=do=not=feel=a=strong=quadrant=attraction=towards=anyone=in=particular=at=the=moment=haha=:P//<
oh, i ssee! thank you sso much for informing me. •:)
♡⸝⸝ YOU GO777777A PUMP I777 UP!!!!!!!! ⸝⸝♤
♡⸝⸝ I fuck heavy wi7h pop and indie pop show me some music wo7 bounces all playful like and imma be happy! 7bh 7ho 7he only kinda music I don'7 like is 7he MISERABLE SHI777!!!!! ⸝⸝♤
>--D=Does=anyone=have=any=tips=on=how=to=show=quad=interest=in=someone=without=putting=undue=pressure=on=them=given=the=fact=you=will=be=culled=if=you=do=not=fill=your=quadrants=within=six=perigrees=haha=:?=#quadtalk//<
♡⸝⸝ I wanna go 7o da clurb ⸝⸝♤
It seems I’m not t[][]e only one on t[][]e feed taking t[][]e edge off. C[][]eers to t[][]at. #substance
little salty dried meat circles I need you...to 8e strong...
shits been wilD lately. just haD a Drink to winD Down. i got a lot of thinkin to Do later #substance
yo bro does my ass make these shorts look fat https://cdn.¡mgchest.com/f¡les/7e19f74401af.png #nsfw #a¡ntsh¡tsafeouthere
📺 Based 𐌏n e𐌗tensi𐌅e 𐌏bser𐌅ati𐌏n, a l𐌏t 𐌏f pe𐌏ple w𐌏uld benefit fr𐌏m m𐌏irails and/𐌏r seeking a trained mental health pr𐌏fessi𐌏nal if th𐌏se are a𐌅ailable t𐌏 them instead. 𐌄𐌅en p𐌏ssibly a few relati𐌏nships c𐌏uld use auspistice, but th𐌏se r𐌏mances, al𐌏ng with m𐌏irallegience, are 𐌏𐌅erl𐌏𐌏ked in fa𐌅𐌏r 𐌏f the m𐌏re se𐌗ually inclined 𐌏nes. Which is a shame. It is a shame that c𐌏nciliat𐌏ry relati𐌏nships are 𐌏ften 𐌏𐌅erl𐌏𐌏ked. Th𐌏ugh with such a se𐌗ually charged website, it is n𐌏t that surprising.
or tldr cod forbid you make sure theres naut gonna be someone watchin you get down in prison
i dont get this whole totally reel matesprit thing how you gonna tell me i can make shore im naut about to have someone sittin in the prison appointed cuck chair while im gettin freaky and make my gill mad about it #nsfw #reelmatespritproblems #venmome50bucksforemoceanalturmoilsomeone
damn 1t, now 1 gotta get another b1t
WHAT IF HIS NAME WAS CASPER HOOPER AND HE WAS DUNKING ON THE COURT.
MY MILKSHAKE 8RINGS ALL THE 8OYS TO THE YARD!
i havennt really.. donne muuch actuual measuurinng. buut i knnow ive lifted somethinng that was.. 180kg?
xx_wghos_guna_b_liek_diz_wif_mge_x))_xx
lifting my chest, "it makes me vwant a hot dog real bad!"
kilos or pouunnds?
im nnot suure what feelinng it wouuld connvey?
i give all of youu a huug. annd innstead ann appreciative look for those of youu who donnt like huugs.