eight youve got to be kidding me yall i didnt even post the caveat of beating my meat to orgasm for 5 pities in the og and youre pitying me so hard guess its time to do the five knuckle shuffle and show big dog whos really the boss around here and by big dog i do mean my dick cause apparently calling him little dave is cringe or something yeah im still on that shit you think id let up the moment i had people laughing at just how incredibly derisory i am someone said something in that thread that struck a chord and im starting to think they might be right humiliation kink is now in my ever growing repertoire of idiosyncrasies #nsfw
john dude just look away
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WHAT IS SO SURPRISING
big dog is DEFINITELY a better name.
see you get me im still workshopping so the man has accessories
i mean its his fault im in this bitch in the first place now i got half the site giggling at my expense
i regret my advice
see, *i* would've thought turning my back on the homie while he's announcing to the entire dash that he's out here looking for holes with no shovel was a flagrant violation of the bro code. but even if it somehow ISN'T... c'mon, man. i can't just let you do this. it might bang. but it also might not. and if it flops, i don't wanna see you go out sorry because of this. it'd make me feel too bad.
ok but i dont even know if i was flagrant in any of my posts about wanting to find a hole to stick it in other than the obvious "i need to get laid" i think i was very fucking clear im just vibrating in my chair at the prospect of feeling like my skins on fire im clawing for a drop of release just a morsel to calm this fervor my carnal desires arent even neatly defined im really just spitballing here i cant even decide if im a top or a bottom or if im a switch all this shit is confusing my only thoughts are "im hard" and im trying not to snort coke at one in the afternoon #nsfw #substance #harddrugs