tagging everyone who showed up to that #eridanweek thing. why are we backtracking on our morals like this!? freaky, heterosexuality-inducing, cringe-ass nae nae baby lollipops are *not* for consumption! theyβre for dramatic, violet smashings over the misshapen skulls of green bald dudes! frankly, i'm depressed and ashamed. a curse upon your boners & lady boners. a curse!

precisely! specific, safe circUmstances, lUv. personally, i feel we may be a bit overcaUtioUs, bUt i Understand it made a poor first impression. ...and that i am, perhaps, biologically biased on the sUbject of sUgary sweets and saccharine celebrations. ~u~

point is! the #eridanweek celebrations were a terrible, terrible use case.

wwait this still wwasnt my idea but that is exactly wwhat the occasion wwas
i can at least respect the self-awareness. :B you guys know you fumbled it. and donβt get me wrong, itβs still gonna be hilarious to clown people over it! but next time, iβm cashing in one of my god-tier βone free demandβ tickets and getting involved in the decision-making!

oi, wait a tick! i had nothing to do with this, thank yoU very mUch!!! >:U frankly, i woUld have warned against it, had i not blocked #eridanweek entirely.

why c0uldn't y0u have said this yesterday?

why did yoU take an Unfamiliar drUg withoUt knowing its effects? u~u i may be a mother, bUt i'm not yoUrs, sollUx!

t0uchΓ©.

