Leland Coiyle
@electricJustice
Just your average purveyor of the law.
He really posted that.
Anyone ever tel·ll·l you, you l·look pretty tonight?
ahahahah... boobs...
Ha nice
[Scanning...] no huntz. zcheduled. for. the night. what zhould. thiz one. do? [Target not designated.]
Petty theft Im bored
Is it smal·ll·l if its the l·length of my hand and thick as a can of soda? #nsfw #vagueposting
yes, you need tw0 of th0se two be c0nsidered big.
You tel·ll·ling me you got 2?
yep.
Proof or youre a l·liar
dm.
Oh ho ho l·looking there, wait.
I give up.
What has you givin up
People here
I feel·l that bud. It gets better.
ouu yoink into my collection you go
What you yoinkin?
karkat
Nice
As I m9mentarily check in with Chittr, I w9uld like t9 first ap9l9gize f9r n9t f9rmally ann9uncing my hiatus last perigee (that's last m9nth, f9r th9se 9f y9u n9t yet familiar with tr9ll terms). In my defense, I didn't *intend* f9r it 6e a lengthy hiatus. I 9nly meant t9 take a 6reak fr9m this platf9rm f9r a day 9r tw9, 9r n9 l9nger than a wipe. H9wever, 9ne particularly meddles9me jade6l99ded w9man (wh9se identity will remain an9nym9us f9r the sake 9f her privacy) t99k it up9n herself t9 limit my screentime 6ecause she is, evidently, fundamentally incapa6le 9f seeing me as anything 9ther than a wriggler wh9 cann9t regulate his 9wn 9nline experiences. She claims it's t9 st9p me fr9m getting int9 petty arguments with strangers 9n vacati9n, which is a6surd, frankly. That d9esn't even s9und like me. Anyway, Tr9ll Venice has 6een nice, 6ut I lament n9t 6eing a6le t9 pr9vide timely, nightly updates a69ut my th9ughts 9n the trip thus far. These t9pics w9uld include, 6ut are n9t limited t9: N9tew9rthy differences 6etween m9dern 6ef9ran and ancient Alternian iterati9ns 9f Itr9lly and the stark c9ntrast in reacti9n t9 #9ffspectrumTr9lls, #CulturalAppr9priati9n versus #CulturalAppreciati9n and h9w it relates t9 the Italian-6ef9ran diasp9ra, the imp9rtance 9f pr9perly la6eling 9nes #IllegalSu6stances and n9t leaving them lying ar9und f9r just any9ne t9 accidentally ingest, whether #Artistic #Nudity still has any merit in m9dern s9ciety, and h9w impr9perly acc9unting f9r sleeping arrangements with uninvited guests is a f9rm 9f #AntiCeli6ate 9ppressi9n. I supp9se 9ne day I'll get ar9und t9 synthesizing these th9ughts int9 a series 9f essays t9 grace y9ur Chittr feed with. F9r n9w, if y9u have any questi9ns f9r me a69ut this trip, any c9ncerns a69ut p9tentially pr96lematic 6ehavi9r that y9u, a l9ved 9ne, a l9athed 9ne, 9r an acquaintance might 6e engaging in, 9r just any general inquiries f9r me, feel free t9 direct them here: https://f9rms.gle/R4H2vVt5pFmmV3mv9 And the less that is said a69ut whatever happened last night, the 6etter. #AskKankri #Ask69x #An9nym9us #QnA #SelfPr9m9ti9n #CullingAdjacentPractices #6ef9ranCullingMenti9nInTags #Tr9llV9ca6ulary #Tr9llca6ulary
Ive never been prompted to ask a person this but... did you 'breath' at al·ll·l whil·le in writing this? You seem l·like the type of guy to tal·lk whil·le typing.
I'm sure y9u d9n't mean any harm 6y it, 6ut asking me s9mething like this is, in fact, incredi6ly invalidating 9f my status as a tr9ll 9f alternative m9rtality. In the future, I enc9urage y9u t9 think twice a69ut assuming that every9ne pers9n y9u talk t9 9nline needs t9 6reathe, and t9 perhaps checked the pinned p9st 9f the s9me9ne y9u engage with t9 make sure y9u aren't asking them irrelevant questi9ns. #C9rp9realn9rmativity #DeathMenti9n #Anyway #TheAnswerIsYes
Objectivel·ly, what if I did not real·lize your um predicament and I apol·logize but ask you pol·litel·ly to maybe use smal·ll·ler words with specifical·ll·ly me in the future. I am what one woul·ld cal·ll·l 'smal·ll·l think panned' onl·ly for the reason that I have infact been bl·lugeoned with bricks in time of being topside. #viol·lencementioned #apol·logies? #sorry? #waitifyoucanbreathwhydyougoingonamil·ldedrant???
Fine. Since y9u asked nicely, and y9u were kind en9ugh t9 say s9rry, I can use smaller w9rds with y9u in the future. H9wever, I w9uld n9t g9 as far as t9 say y9u are "small thinkpanned". That kind 9f language will 9nly cause y9u t9 think p99rly 9f y9urself, theref9re mentally reinf9rcing the 6elief that y9u cann9t impr9ve. If y9u w9uld like help with y9ur a6ility t9 c9mprehend 6ig w9rds in the future, please d9 n9t hesitate t9 reach 9ut t9 me. #IsThatSmallEn9ughF9rY9u
Youd hel·lp an ol·ld trol·ll·l with their comprehension and vocabul·lary? Wel·ll·l aint that sweet. I might take you up on that in the future.
e-eryone start posting some ass or toes or something or get off the fucking *ebsite
What if I posted bare chest (again)
takes your innocent feetpostin and sullies it
You disgust me.
careful there wwith the foreplay fella im flattered and all but reservve the disgust for a handy
My forepl·lay ain't words, its knives. But i understand your concern.
Titty Tuesday discount if you book a breast related appointment with me today...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
Oh?
Many of you may be wondering. What happens now? The entity God has been released from the shackles of the doorman. He slept he wept. He cannot keep What he cannot keep. Proof of his downfall. This is just the start. Carcosa will be rebuilt atom by atom with the building blocks of your reality. And from it the king in yellow will rise and be entertained by the mewling lambs of slaughter. Hold your tongue. Breath shallowly. Your kingdom cometh. And it comes in a golden blaze.
Did you ask me permission to l·leave those shackl·les Penel·lope or did you just break em, in which I might just have to arrest you. Yep im gonna arrest an el·ldritch horror.
-there's so many kinds of coffee,which one should i learn to brew first? -any helpful coffee enthusiasts?
The strongest. Then figure out how to mul·ltipl·ly the caffeine by a tril·ll·lion and put it into tiny shotgl·lasses and l·let yours trul·ly test them.
-and which one would be the strongest? -sorry,i'm still new to all this stuff.
Robusta darkroast l·lungo styl·le i think. Is statistical·ll·ly the strongest. But i coul·ld be wrong
𐚁 (●-●) 《(¥)》 《 》 See im hip, im cool·l.L·Like you younger trol·ll·ls.
Is the square thing on the very top supposed to represent my brick being thrown at your head ヾ(๑•◡•)ﾉ🔪
No its a hat
It doesn't seem to be directly on the head,but rather floating in a trajectory that resembles one of a brick being thrown at you ヾ(๑•◡•)ﾉ🔪
Wel·ll·l.... ok it was an accurate representation of what my work day is l·like when you breath in my general·l direction.