
Leland Coiyle
@electricJustice
Just your average purveyor of the law. Dms are open
I don't w4nt to go to work your honor I re4lly do not. I just w4nt to veg out on the couch.

anyway saw a middleaged man in full leathers on the train and i fully stopped breathing for a sec

why is everyone* getting alternate selves today wtf is happening *people that don't usually have alternate selves

Remember when yal·ll·l l·locked me in a cool·ler then threw me over a fence.... I Remember and my back Remembers..... next time I see you l·littl·le del·linquents im sticking this cattl·le prode up your backside on ful·ll·l vol·ltage.... Young trol·ll·ls doing stupid shit to authority figures. Cops can have fun and be cool·l too.... #imnotupset #backissues #vauguethreats #viol·lence

Wonder how many cans I can crush before they kick me out.
ᨳ He's very lucky I have a second one, or else I would have been late to My show tonIght.

vwhat are vwe doing? vwhats going on?

Found this corset so I tried it on... i think I l·laced it too tight cause I started soundin l·like a gl·lowstick whil·le tying
ᨳ Why the fuck can I not fInd My corset (????????)

this timeline is starting to sound really hemoist to my liking. #ally #saynotohemophobia #hmu #wviolet #rich

Did you happen figure out that thing? If not thats fine. @craftsmanToxophil·lite

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