♣ mediated by @electricJustice

W)(AT MOST WONT TELL YOU.

Fuck it w3 ball dud3 g3t it

do not pet my "hair" for ur own safety.

It's always good to graaggbgaghgrgg. Gagagrg. Gagaaarrgg. Ggagargrga. Baararg. #trvke

꒦꒷NAh IssOk I KnOw YOur GAme NOw꒷꒦
What is even happening right now????

:33< funnydink cornystarch

got yelled at for trying to cop a feel earlier, its hovw i stim can people not be ableist. #suggestiwve #ableism

I will not allow him to plague my mind when he's this easy. Have fun with him, and your new family, it isn't as if he ever knew how to raise a child himself.

i wouldnt mind carrying a real egg sometime in the distant future ig

my brother beats my ass at everything but tell you what he aint ever gonna best my ass at ddr

…I LIKE. THAT IMAGERY.

Quick stop here to drop my daily #krillion, but I'll go back to my wallowing promptly.
If you have any complaints about my personality, you can take that up with Dirk. I’m not going to link any, just go up to any Dirk you see and blame him.
Hole!
I’m not dead yet.

Big Asparagus doesn't want you to know this

mmm large celery.

hm hm.

big guy sensitive about his bulge, huh?

꧁Ohwowweird. Yougot to twothousand. kult and kull. howdid that happen?꧂
This seems like a wonderful time to remind everyone I am polyquadrant. Just in case I have secret admirers or more frogs happen to Be invading Alternia.

yeah, don't worry, there's no visible mold on it. wouldn't be the first time i drank coffee like that and it didn't kill me yet

Whatcha call a fly with no wing2?? A walk

...soup was good.

remember everyone: it's not gay if you're wearing socks

[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ȺrȺ☪︎Ⱥ-∊gȺr.. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]

You've really been on one today, boss.

I LIVE who missed me? 8888)
[Script start:I ₩ill be brief, I ām g⁰ing t⁰ deep dive the ₩⁰rking industry t⁰dāy. I ₩ill be f⁰ll⁰₩ing ār⁰und ā rānd⁰m pārticipānt ās they d⁰ their āssigned j⁰b ānd leārn fr⁰m it. Let's h⁰pe i ch⁰⁰se ā tāme pārticipānt. #leārning:script terminated]

IM A HOPE SLUT OUUUGUHUHGUHU I LOVVE MAGIC ITEMS

ouu yoink into my collection you go

TW9 wh9le Kankris at 9nce 9n my dash. S9mething n9stalgic a69ut seeing a 6rick 9f red text. Yes, I read every w9rd.

I'm sure y9u d9n't mean any harm 6y it, 6ut asking me s9mething like this is, in fact, incredi6ly invalidating 9f my status as a tr9ll 9f alternative m9rtality. In the future, I enc9urage y9u t9 think twice a69ut assuming that every9ne pers9n y9u talk t9 9nline needs t9 6reathe, and t9 perhaps checked the pinned p9st 9f the s9me9ne y9u engage with t9 make sure y9u aren't asking them irrelevant questi9ns. #C9rp9realn9rmativity #DeathMenti9n #Anyway #TheAnswerIsYes
WEAK CONNECTION! MERASMUS UNDERSTANDS, MAYBE TRY A BETTER RESPAWN PLATFORM.
Just gonna post once and d1sappear for God knows how long.

🃟 ♢-- Well then, with how desperate thou are sounding, i could guess thou do quite need the attention, darling! Tis' just a we assumption! :o) --♢ 🃟
| Why Does No One Care A8out My Jars | #myjars |
yOlO GrAnDpA. sO YeAaAhH,,

💡💡💡 ☝️🕛

They h^ven't c^vght me yet ^nd they never will |'m too slippery. Like something th^t's slippery.

── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ── Now that I'm back, WHO WANTS TITJOBS??? :ODDDD ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──
Big mistake,i will be running Jammer rig tonight ヾ(๑•◡•)ノ🔪

>> the alcohol is making me angry. #substances
wait holy shit what. like for real. stop the presses I need to make an image
{Is it weird for a seadweller to prefer dry air to being underwater}
No offense,i was aiming for the cig ヾ(๑•◡•)ノ🔪

FUCKING NO, OF COURSE NOT. JUST THAT TYPICALLY YOU WOULD. MAYBE NOT *YOU* SPECIFICALLY, BUT I KNOW OF A FEW AMPORAS THAT WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE.

AN AMPORA THAT AGREES WITH ME. INCREDIBLE.

I'm "berry sm★ll"

Yearning to attach strings to someone and make them dance to the tune of the strings, have full complete control over them, have them rely on me, have me be there everything. #yearning #ControlFreakHours #Alittlefuckedup

I'm Busy, I'll Be Comforting Someone

y myght be late to yt....but someone dyed???? that's absolutelii dreadful! but at least theii can attend the dead man's partii ::] or at least that's what y thynk yt means....

del shannon gets me…
8=l < I know so many anime terms 8=l < You know why 8=l < I will not elaborate further

>> okay well flooding our timelines isnt going to bring roxy or the other guy back.
3 posts.
That is if you could ever catch me,cop~ ヾ(๑•◡•)ノ🔪
FUCK SPIDER-TROLL I HATE THEM ALSO WHAT ARE SPIDER-TROLL'S PRONOUNS I DONT WANNA FUCK THIS SHIT UP
I'm adding people to the list.


c< rigHt, i passed Out abOut wHeN tHe arg started, wHats up witH DOOrGuy? >c

i wonder how my ex is

You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! It's a bit rainy this morning, but the temperature is warm and gentle. All that's needed is an umbrella and maybe a hat, really, and the rain should taper off midday before returning tonight. Dress accordingly, Midnight Citizens! This morning we've got Chet Baker with his soulful song, "Alone Together" coming right up for ya. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!

X The mail x

consider this: a minion

A Corpse Is Talking

friendly reminder to take your meds or yknow give them to a friend (i got competitive rates)

X Does anyone have use for a crate of anti-power armour land mines? x

They're letting me out of my cage to run and jump and play today. :) Look out.

i like doorguy as much as the next person but yeah im ignoring the arg too makes the place seem kind of empty though when you gotta skip that many posts


IM SO HORNY. #nsfvw #joke




















