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Zekiel Roscoe

@equanimousTherology

Just call me Zeke. Dunno ♆hat ta add here. Ah run a ranch; that's 'bout it.

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 167Kull Score: 2652 followers1 following

oh Ah forgot t'eat huh

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「 Go get a snack. ⥮

Ah can eat this grass Ah'm ∫ayin' on

「 That is not a snack, Zekiel. I mean actual food. ⥮

Che♆in'on yer earfin a snack or

「 No, but it’s considerably closer. Maybe not physically, though. ⥮

They're rea∫ cute tho

Hahaha. "Lets catch up before dep∫oyment" shou∫d Ah te∫∫ him yes or no Ah a∫ready kno ho♆ its gonna go t'be honest

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「 Is it who I think? ⥮

Ψhhh y'fuckin' spooked me.. uh yessir it is

「 I have chronic insomnia, it's not that spooky. ⥮

Ψhat'n the he∫∫'s this fucker hittin' me up for... 'cuz Ah been ignorin' 'im for perigees? Like he ain't done the same? Ah'm gonna fuckin' ∫ose it.

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Drunk as shit ∫aughin' at @abjectDetermination and his jokes.

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the lowest common denominator right here. do you laugh at grub cartoons too? maybe chuckle to yourself when someone passes some gas?

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Yer a riot at parties ain'tcha? ₣o∫ks must ∫ove ta invite ya over ta ki∫∫ their vibes immediate∫y.

he'S been going for TWO FUCKING HOURS!!!!

And Ah been drinkin' the ∫ast three 'n ∫aughin' for t♆o of em. Sounds 'bout right ta me.

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Gettin' shitfaced and stargazin'. Sky's nice and c∫ear tonight. Gonna miss this kinda vie♆.

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「 Send me a photo? ⥮

Ψhy? Yer gonna use it ta math out ♆here Ah'm at, ain't ya?

「 No. I just haven't seen it in a while. ⥮

Oh. Ψe∫∫... Gimme a sec. Gotta remember ho♆ a damn camera ♆orks.

₣ound the ∫i∫ fuckers that've been diggin' up my damn crops. ₣eedin' em ta the ♆o∫ves, Ah'm sick of em fuckin' up my harvest the past coup∫e'a perigees.

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??? Loss? Lost ♆hat? Ah ain't ∫ost shit. Ψhat are y'a∫∫ ta∫kin' about?

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[He's so cute. Is this your first time on social media?]

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Yeah pretty much. On∫y got Tro∫∫ian ta ta∫k ta ∫ike, a∫∫ of three peop∫e.

[@tempestuousTestimonium Can we keep him?]

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No.

Ψhat the fuck does this even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/ba08c768d544.png

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𓇋 Oh, this one is hard to explain. Basically it represents the placements of characters in a four panel comic called "loss" that made rounds on the internet before while it was mocked for melodrama. It's become it's own weird symbol that some people like to share for fun online 𓇋

Oh. Okay. It sti∫∫ don't make no sense but Ah guess there's context.

𓇋 Yeah, it's kind of a "you miss it you will never get it" type of thing, but they're not just sending random things at you 𓇋

Ho♆ do Ah make the ♆eirdbot guy stop ta∫kin' ta me?

𓇋 I would honestly just ignore them until they get bored. Otherwise every reaction provides attention they want 𓇋

Understood. A∫right.

𓇋 Good luck 𓇋

Speaking from experience, it doesn't work. He just gets more annoying.

𓇋 Aah. Good luck to everyone dealing with that then 𓇋

So Ah've come ta rea∫ize that yeah. He keeps sendin' me some shit he says are "memes"? Some of em are funny Ah guess??? Ah'm most∫y confused.

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Ψhat the fuck does "nsf♆" mean? Y'a∫∫ are makin' up ♆ords no♆.

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Ah damn near dropped my dang phone readin' that.

yes some of us have problems and will literally die if we don't know for a fact that a general consenting public has seen our thirst traps. it's a serious condition, sad but true.

「 You're so easy to fluster. It's kind of adorable. ⥮

@lovwerBoy[LB]

Right. Ψe∫∫. This has been very educationa∫.

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@lovwerBoy[LB]

「 I think you should get that checked out. ⥮

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Shut up. No Ah ain't.

「 Absolutely adorable.~ ⥮

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Boy if ya don' go on 'n GIT...

「 Uhhuh... ⥮

well *I* think it's fine, some people gotta dish it out on the dash some people wanna spectate. it's a healthy ecosystem. it's that thing that sharks an the fish that hover around their undersides do. everyone wins!

Ah think the ru∫e for havin' an inside voice shou∫d app∫y ta some'a y'a∫∫s thoughts. Ah've on∫y been here for a∫∫ of five minutes and Ah'm ♆ishin' Ah ♆as i∫∫iterate.

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𓇋 It really, really is. I don't think you've even seen the nsfw selfies that get posted sometimes 𓇋

The ♆hat? Ah dunno ♆hat that means bud.

𓇋 NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work, usually pertaining to nudity or sex. Selfies are photos one takes of oneself. NSFW selfies are... uh. Yeah. 𓇋

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「 It won't get better. ⥮

𖠰You get used to it.

Yer on this he∫∫site?

Ah dunno about that...

「 I have been since it launched. ⥮

𖠰Guess not everyone does. You'll see which camp you fall under.

This ∫ayout's confusin'.

Damn mutts ate my fuckin' pie Ah dun' ∫eft out ta coo∫ do♆n. No♆ Ah'm gonna starve ta death. Ah hope their fatasses are happy cuz Ah sure as shit ain't.

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Dunno ♆hat a∫∫ this is about Ah'm sti∫∫ figurin' out ho♆ ta use this ne♆ phone.

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I wish y'luck!

@vitalBrush[VB]

Thank ya kind∫y ma'am.

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