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Oh a∫right...

#mourning #horses #mycabbages

The hoofbeasts got ta my goddamn vegetab∫e patch. Ah'm ∫osin' my mind. Look at em. Just fuckin' munchin' do♆n, bastards. Stardust busted em out he's too damn smart Ah s♆ear. He's ∫ookin' at me ∫ike AH'M in *his* ♆ay. Boy. Git ta yer fuckin' fie∫d. #horses #mycabbages #mourning

Kult: +22

Kull: +15

Total: 37

Ratio: 1.47

Yeah Ah kno♆ they're smart as he∫∫. Some more stubborn than others on top'a that. Ah've got them back in their fie∫d but no♆ Ah got a fence ta fix up. As for the veggies, yeah, some of em Ah can sti∫∫ use. It'∫∫ be a∫right.

「 Your fucking cabbages… ⥮

「 … ⥮

Ah found a neat rock ♆hi∫e ♆a∫kin' around the fie∫d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/c3eae3981f84.png

Kult: +77

Kull: +25

Total: 102

Ratio: 3.08

ROXXX [HC!AU]

@totesGruesome[TG]

thts so sick !!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider.

@timaeusTestified[TT]

Nice rock, bro.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Tereus Taipen

@venomousDeliberation[VD]

< Iss it a very pretty rock indeed. Have you tassted it yet? That can tell you a lot about it. :>~

↩ @venomousDeliberation[VD]

... ♆hy ♆ou∫d Ah ∫ick the rock-?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Tereus Taipen

@venomousDeliberation[VD]

< Tellss you if the ground iss good or not. Rockss in the ground can alsso tell you how good the ssoil iss. S"our, ssweet, if it tasstess like russt you could have ore veinss nearby. :>~

Ta the fo∫ks that fo∫∫o♆ed me... ♆hy? Ah'm just gonna comp∫ain about critters eatin' the catt∫e feed and about a shiny rock Ah found ♆hi∫e outside.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Felyan Murnox

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love sSsh!ny rocksss!꠹

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

Y'kno♆ ♆hat? ₣air enough.

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Total: 5

Ah'm a ∫i∫ nervous just sho♆in' my ♆ho∫e face on∫ine but Ah figure Ah may as ♆e∫∫ do one'a them "se∫fies"... don't mind the hoofbeast, he's nosy. #horse #se∫fie https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/209fc06a891b.png

#horse #selfie

Kult: +174

Kull: +95

Total: 269

Ratio: 1.83

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

... ♆huh- ♆as this a comp∫iment ta me?

Ain't exact∫y used ta peop∫e much ∫ess sho♆in' my face ta strangers on∫ine...

「 I know. It's cute. ⥮

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @playfulPinniped[PP]

His name's Stardust.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Tereus Taipen

@venomousDeliberation[VD]

< You musst be quite the man to handle Hoofbeasstss of ssuch quality. I am in awe. :>~

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @venomousDeliberation[VD]

Haha, thank ya kind∫y. Ah got moobeasts and other critters on the ranch too that Ah raise.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Felyan Murnox

@curiousClowder[CC]

₍^. .^₎⟆ Myes꠹

Kult: +5

Total: 5

fraimi, cupid expert

@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) that's a gyuute name gueheh!!! stardust!! onward!!! GUAHAHA!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @curiousClowder[CC]

Oh, ♆e∫∫ shoot, thank you... ain't sure ho♆ ta respond haha.

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Total: 5

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

@controversialMilk[CM]

>> WOOF

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

Ah ∫ook a♆ay from the screen for a coup∫e'a hours and y'a∫∫ are sti∫∫ goin' on about yer bu∫ges... free ♆i∫∫ is funny.

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

@abjectDetermination[AD]

It2 almo2t kind of impr322iv3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @abjectDetermination[AD]

Yer right.

「 Maybe I should join them. ⥮

ΨHUH-- Ah mean. Ah ain't gonna stop yer gro♆n ass from doin' that.

「 You’re fucking adorable. ⥮

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

No the fuck Ah ain't-- boy GIT...

「 Get to bulgeposting? Okay. ⥮

QUIT...

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Total: 5

... ♆hat the he∫∫ is Matesprit Is∫and?

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

「 Reality entertainment feed show, I believe. ⥮

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Total: 5

₣inished up ♆orkin' for the most part... herded the catt∫e ta another fie∫d today. Gotta ∫et the grass 'n soi∫ recover. No♆ Ah gotta do somethin' e∫se ta keep my hands busy. Ho♆'s everyone doin'?

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Total: 5

Ψent out ♆ith the ♆o∫ves and caught a ten point today. Gonna process it, might make somethin' nice ♆ith the fur instead'a se∫∫in' it off... gah. They're tryin' ta sneak nibb∫es. ₣uckers act ∫ike Ah don' feed em.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Oh, shit. Ah mean- thank ya kind∫y for the suggestion, sir. Ah got enough ∫eather and fur Ah cou∫d do both and more. Might use the furs for a coat too.

Ha∫f 'n ha∫f. It's ♆arm for ha∫f the year, co∫d as he∫∫ in the other. Ain't too bad though. Ψorst thing's ♆ind rather than any sno♆.

Ah appreciate ya takin' the time ta ta∫k ta me.

Uh... if yer a∫right ♆ith that, yeah. Ah'd ∫ike that.

「 What do you think you'll make? ⥮

A coat, more than ∫ike∫y.

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Total: 5

Shou∫d Ah be ♆orried that highb∫oods are fo∫∫o♆in' me, or...?

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Marqez Tsakal

@cleverReference[CR]

√(Very much depends on which ones)²

↩ @cleverReference[CR]

Ψe∫∫ the recent one's a sead♆e∫∫er.

Marqez Tsakal

@cleverReference[CR]

√(Right so. There are a lot of those.)²

Havin' ta ∫eave out traps again, too many ∫i∫ critters been sneakin' the feed meant for my goddamn catt∫e.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

... Rea∫izin' Ah ain't sure ho♆ Ah'm supposed t'get ta #₣ightNight actua∫∫y...

#fightnight

Kult: +72

Kull: +60

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.20

:33 < i can drive!!!

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Ehhh... ya sure?

:33 < i mean not legally but

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

... Okay. So. Ah'm gonna drive.

:33 < im no passenger purrincess i'm driving

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Ah shou∫dn't get inta a vehic∫e ♆ith a stranger...

:33 < we're nyot strangers! i'm nepeta leijon! :33 < famous kitty troll!! :33 < i've also got a lot of character witnesses that will purrove i am a good kitty

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Ah don't actua∫∫y kno♆ ya, and ya damn sure don't kno♆ me. But Ah'∫∫ be∫ieve ya. So ∫ong as ♆e got enough space for my pack.

:33 < we can purrobably find a car with room fur it definitely!!

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

Ψe∫∫. If not they can just fo∫∫o♆ on foot, they're pretty damn fast anyho♆. Hope ya don't mind. Ah'm ready ♆henever you are bud.

Goddamn s∫eepin' is hard. No♆ Ah'm a♆ake but Ah can't do anythin' 'ti∫ ∫ater once the sun's not gonna fry me ta a crisp. Guess Ah'mma find ♆ays ta be busy.

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Total: 5

So, ♆ho or ♆hat is 'Tro∫ku'?

Kult: +45

Kull: +45

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.00

-=[ TROLL HATSUNE MIKU ILOVE TROLL HATSUNEMIKU ! ! !:-)_☺]=-

↩ @goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ oh you probably mean from serpents orbs z or something right uhh hheh_☺]=-

↩ @goldenGigabyte[GG]

Uhhh. Miku? Ain't that the gir∫ ♆ith the pigtai∫s from that song ya sent yesterday?

-=[ yyes :///-)_☺]=-

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Total: 5

↩ @goldenGigabyte[GG]

Ah did enjoy that one, it ♆as rea∫ cute.

-=[ miku miku oooeeeoeooo_☺]=-

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @goldenGigabyte[GG]

Pfft??? Is that another song?

-=[ this ssong is just ugh its just omg its just like its just so me really god https://youtu.be/_-2dIuV34cs?si=ipGxxnZz523jiIil_☺]=-

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @goldenGigabyte[GG]

Okay. This ♆as actua∫∫y catchy as fuck. Ah'mma need some more. Yer ♆e∫come ta message me ♆hatever.

Ψhat the he∫∫'s anime?

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

easterN alterNiaN aNimatioN.

↩ @autotelicAugury[AA]

Ah dunno ♆hat that is either.

easterN beforaN aNimatioN?

↩ @autotelicAugury[AA]

maybe i should just iNvoke the uNiversal coNstaNt of trollku.

↩ @autotelicAugury[AA]

Ψho?

↩ @autotelicAugury[AA]

Ah'm from the boonies of A∫ternia bud, ain't seen that kinda stuff before. Ψasn't in no books Ah've come across either...

this is paiNful to me. but that is okay. sometimes, we must embrace the paiN. someday, you will kNow of what i speak. aNd you will smile. aNd greet trollku as a frieNd.

↩ @autotelicAugury[AA]

... ♆e∫∫ a∫right then.

Okay. Ah got a question, 'n don't be rude 'cuz Ah'm from the goddamn boonies. Is 'ice cream' any good?

Kult: +55

Kull: +45

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.22

moriah

@codependentGeminate[CG]

ICE CREAM IS GREAT / its really good

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Kaneko Tensin

@introvertedInnovator[II]

== absolutely... you should get some... if you can. ==

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @introvertedInnovator[II]

Dunno if Ah can, Ah rare∫y go a∫∫ the ♆ay out ta the city for ∫ong on my o♆n outside of business.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

「 I know where you live, and that is a threat. ⥮

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Ψh--??? Ain't ya got peop∫e ta order around? Don't ♆aste yer damn time.

「 To be fair, it is still ordering people around to get ice cream delivered to your hive. ⥮

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

Ya ain't gotta do a∫∫ that...

「 I don’t, but I still can. ⥮

Ah'm gonna eat one'a yer fins about this.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

A∫right. Humans havin' a buncha ∫anguages is one thing, yer te∫∫in' me they got a∫∫ this good music too? ₣uck. Okay. Ho♆ do Ah 'search' stuff? Ah need more.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

venture caspertalist

@chillerAficionado[CA]

When you hear about the different foods they have it's gonna blow your tits clean off.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

「 ... You're making me want to sponsor you just so I can finally teach you how to use the internet. ⥮

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

Ψhat kinda food they got?

Ain't my fau∫t Ah ♆asn't taught.

「 No, but it makes me want to teach you. ⥮

Oh. Ψe∫∫. Ah ♆on't stop ya, if ya ♆anna sho♆ me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5