♦ pitied by @equanimousTherology
「 I know. It's cute. ⥮
-=[ [The video starts with Kaikka at her husktop, and it looks like it’s directly over whatever the troll-equivalent to a bed that’s not a cupe would be. Cushion slab. It’s dark in her block with only the glow of monitors illuminating the goldblood’s face; viewers might be able to acknowledge the outline of body pillows curled into a nest-like fashion behind her. There’s cables dangling from the ceiling, and of course, fixed to the goldblood herself.] [A wobbly smile curls at her lips as she pushes her glasses further onto her nose, stammering. “Hhey! Hi. I’m Kaikka Mohdem,” Heart-shaped pinch of bandaged fingers. “This is myy audition for Total Drama Island, uh, Hheh.”] [A hand reaches out to the camera, fussing with the device momentarily; she’s plucked it from the top of the monitor, allowing it to focus on her smiling face as she turns in her seat, displaying the many monitors behind her. All of them are fluctuating in activity simultaneously. Chittr timelines scroll, Grubtube navigates seemingly on it’s own, there’s even a document up, writing.] [“IIII think. I should be on the show because! SgghhI don’t know, I thhhink it would be fun and I have a lot of entertaining quirks?” x-)? “Aaand um. I think maybee seeing me on TV would entice my moirail into coming back. I haven’t seen him in so long, heh, I-I’m starting to forget his face!”] [She pauses, a tick quakes in her lips, but a spark of psionics at the rim of her glasses draws her attention back to the video. “And I’ve also seen everyyy episode already! Like every episode. I don’t think any of my skills wwwwouuulldd apply to challenges in any meaningful way ssso I get if you pick. Someone else. But! I’m a really good porn artist and- ooh- ah- technomancy psionics-”] [The monitors behind her flip suddenly, footage from the webcam that she’s holding, mirroring her. The lenses from her glasses glare against the light.] [“.......”] [“Bye!!!!!” Happy waving. :-) The video ends.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118648044_zWvcSO9q8h1ICD5.png_☺]=-
Yeah. It’s kinda fucked up.
Yeah, coriander/cilantro can taste like soap if you have a certain gene. I don't have the soap gene, though.°❀.࿔
「 You’re fucking adorable. ⥮
Shhh. Don’t worry about it. Also, yes, I imagine it’s just as genetic as the humans having a cilantro soap gene.
ive been experimenting with a few therapists
i wish i had bulge viewing psionics im just stuck with the voices of the dead telling me how much they hate me and how they know i should have died in the explosion without a single moment of silence since i was dragged out of the treeaboo village rubble but at least i can move heavy things sometimes i guess you know things that are two pounds maybe (tags: The Rankmaid/Psionics, #nsfw, at least some of them like my work, im supposed to leave my hive later and im sick over it, archive rating: M)
♤ [A video of... The forest? From the ground. Kismet can be heard calling out, but it's difficult to make out with the sounds of nature. Also as something seems to be covering the mic. Perhaps a leaf. It's hard to tell what's going on. Also. How did this get posted?] ♤
「 To be fair, it is still ordering people around to get ice cream delivered to your hive. ⥮
「 I know where you live, and that is a threat. ⥮
「 Absolutely adorable.~ ⥮