3833 < I ACCIDENTALLY BUTTERED MY CAT !!! > 3833 < I'M SORRY JELLYBEAN !!! > 38'[[
Kult: +118
Kull: +95
Total: 213
Ratio: 1.24
You're not even supposed to pet them wet-hands style, butter-hands style is crazy...
Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @controversialMilk[CM]
3833 < Nothing is off the table in this life... > 3833 < Maybe one day I will! >
Kult: +7
Total: 7
↩ @achillesAnalogue[AA]
3833 < She was trying to eat ALL the butter!!! > 3833 < She had to be stopped!!! >
Kult: +2
Total: 2
↩ @fantasticalFairy[FF]
wELL YOU SEE,,, cATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET, yEAH? aND BUTTERED TOAST ALWAYS LANDS, bUTTER SIDE DOWN, sO, iF YOU ATTACHED BUTTERED TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT, aND DROPPED IT, iT WOULD KEEP FLIPPING, oVER AND OVER, uNABLE TO LAND WITHOUT PARADOX THUS, cREATING A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE, #SCIENCE
Kult: +12
Total: 12