Fefeta Lalonde: "I ACCIDENTALLY BUTTERED MY CAT !!! > 3833 < I'M SORRY JELLY…" | chittr

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@fantasticalFairy[FF]

3833 < I ACCIDENTALLY BUTTERED MY CAT !!! > 3833 < I'M SORRY JELLYBEAN !!! > 38'[[

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

You're not even supposed to pet them wet-hands style, butter-hands style is crazy...

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@fantasticalFairy[FF]

3833 < Nothing is off the table in this life... > 3833 < Maybe one day I will! >

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@fantasticalFairy[FF]

3833 < She was trying to eat ALL the butter!!! > 3833 < She had to be stopped!!! >

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@achillesAnalogue[AA]

Worlds first butter-fingered parry...

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

wELL YOU SEE,,, cATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET, yEAH? aND BUTTERED TOAST ALWAYS LANDS, bUTTER SIDE DOWN, sO, iF YOU ATTACHED BUTTERED TOAST TO THE BACK OF A CAT, aND DROPPED IT, iT WOULD KEEP FLIPPING, oVER AND OVER, uNABLE TO LAND WITHOUT PARADOX THUS, cREATING A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE, #SCIENCE

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@fantasticalFairy[FF]

3833 < Just like Portal... >

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

@adiosToreador[AT]

yEAH!

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(OOC) 6 days ago

@fatallyForever[FF]

((I can't formulate a response to this, I'm laughing too hard))

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(OOC) 6 days ago

@fantasticalFairy[FF]

// gently and lovingly i did accidentally butter my cat </3

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(OOC) 6 days ago

@fatallyForever[FF]

((Oh my g0d. That's so funny still but *oh no*))

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