♠ hated by @fatallyForever
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
Might fuck around and play the fucked up game
In regards to the living quarters, now known as #JanitorJail, I shall write an accord. Permit this clarification, if you would. The Chalkbox does not exist within a prison. This would assume that he was undergoing a punishment. Also, it is not truly a room. This would assume it has a true architecture. It is not a place, not one that can be meaningfully described as being inside of, rather, you are removed from everywhere else. The door opens into a volume of open, precise, stillness. This stillness encapsulates absence of sound in its pristine silence. This refined existence allows silence to enter, and consider its options, before dying. There is no ticking of clocks, nor dripping of pipes. There is no draft coming from under the entry. The manor does not settle its old bones in the soft green dirt beneath itself. No distant member of the Felt can be heard committing a fresh, mathematically predictable atrocity in the hallway. There is no sense of approach, or sense of leaving. Nothing leaves. Especially not the inhabitant. Within the chamber, time does not pass in the common vulgar state we all so casually experience entropy. It dares not race nor crawl, nor cycle into itself with a wink of allusion to Groundhog Day. It declines to participate. The occupant within is granted duration without progression. Experience ad nauseum without rescue. A sequence of thoughts with no external confirmation that the aforementioned thought is still a useful habit. You may sit in the center, and count to a googol of googols. Not a second will have passed. You may attempt to sleep, and discover that rest was never measured by hours, and wake with the impossible certainty that you have not moved one millisecond closer to release. You may scream, but the chamber will not echo. There will be no reverberation. Even your audible suffering is not acknowledged. The only reassurance that you are still even alive is the certainty within your brain that this is not any sense of afterlife any reality would permit to exist. A prisoner may hate a locked door. A penitent may pray before one. A fool may batter it with his fists. But a man who has no visible door must eventually confront the possibility that the concept of exit was merely something he brought with him, like lint in a pocket. There are no clocks in the chamber because a clock would be an act of companionship. Its hands would move, or fail to move, and in either case provide a thesis. Even a broken clock has the courtesy to be wrong in a consistent way. This place offers no such intellectual charity. There is only the occupant. His breath. His thoughts. The gradual discovery that his thoughts are, perhaps, the worst comfort he could have been provided. He will emerge in what may seem to him to be a moment. A blink. A courtesy interval of nonexistent time spent away. The time required for one of the Felt to misplace the key they are still holding. Of course, the Handmaid has the key now. I know where it rests. I suspect, in her act of aggressive macro-management, she will wait until the key rusts from her passive existence. To him, it will likely be an eternity. Centuries of privacy allotted to him, and folded neatly into the crevice he was permitted to live within. He will not have aged a day in any measurable sense. Physical deterioration would require time, which is not permitted in the room. This is of course, at his own request as he holds great disdain for clockwork mechanisms. When he returns, should he return, he may be faster. He may be quieter. He may be more diligent with a mop. He may also have learned the precise shape of every regret he has ever postponed, alphabetized by the voice that first spoke it. In any case, the Handmaid’s warning was accurate in its essentials. Do not open the door. Interruption would be the first kindness he has endured in epochs. I would not allow my staff to show such softness.
💠~ I'm bored. Comment and I'll assign you a neurotoxin based on vibes. ~💠
That's Amus|ng, | Th|nk | W|ll Follow You Just To See How M|serably That Pans Out For You.
꧁⎝ Non, Ah'm jes havin fun. An' you are very funny, ti rouj. ⎠꧂
Quite lovely to make your acquaintance. I am Doc Scratch, as most know me. If you ever desire to learn anything about trolls, humans, or the wider secrets underpinning reality, you are always welcome to ask.
↗️WHERE YOU BELONG, BY THE WAY.↗️
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️
Everyone breaks eventually.
💠~ Ruby-red maroon girl is on board. There's my sweet thing. ~💠
💠~ Aww, cute! Don't worry babes, I'll be fine. I've gotten her before. ~💠
>> ¡ don't know about that
💠~ There's this one maroon girl who's like, been a host for me before. She produces SUCH a nice ruby red, oh em gee. I hope she like, enjoys volunteering again. She's soooo easy to find. #nsfwe #bodyhorror #blood #stalking #kidnapping ~💠
Getting sick of these lowbloods sitting around and doing nothing all night. Your life is short anyway. Do something useful for it. Ha ha. :o|
↘️is he the marble rattling around in your hollow pan, dipsponge.↘️
I'm quite the fan of puppeteers.
^^ Good thing to keep in mind. Egotistical doesn't always mean an asshole! ^^ ^^ I mean, look at me. I'm lovely. ^^
My ◎ffice ch⟁ir br◎ke, ⟁nd it w⟁s very nice t◎ h⟁ve ⟁n intern t◎ use ⟁ repl⟁cement!
I c◎nsidered h⟁ving ◎ne ◎f my interns m⟁ke ⟁ c◎mp⟁ny ⟁cc◎unt, but the l⟁st time we h⟁d ⟁ c◎mp⟁ny ⟁cc◎unt, we h⟁d s◎me "c◎ntr◎versies!" ⟁ll res◎lved ⟁nd t⟁ken c⟁re ◎f, ⟁nd the intern w⟁s t⟁ken ◎ut b⟁ck ⟁nd euth⟁nized ⟁s per c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy! ⟁nyw⟁y, hell◎! I'm Mideus Infern, F◎under ⟁nd CE◎ ◎f ⟁lterni⟁'s Empyre⟁n! The le⟁ding c◎mp⟁ny in ⟁lterni⟁'s medic⟁l techn◎l◎gy! ◎f c◎urse, in ⟁ll my gl◎ry ⟁nd gre⟁tness, there ⟁re ⟁ls◎ my ◎ther tech c◎mp⟁nies! Spe⟁king ◎f, there is ⟁ new ◎-husk m◎del ◎ut n◎w! C◎nsider buying!
I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
My empl◎yees ⟁re ⟁lw⟁ys ◎n tr⟁ck! We h⟁ve sh◎ck c◎ll⟁rs f◎r the ⟁ver⟁ge w⟁ge sl⟁ve wh◎ gets ◎ff p◎int f◎r t◎◎ l◎ng!
My empl◎yees l◎ve w◎rking f◎r Empyre⟁n Tech. If they didn't, th⟁t beh⟁vi◎r w◎uld be very quickly remedied!
I ch⟁rge the pe◎ple I step ◎n! My sh◎es ⟁re expensive!
I like my empl◎yees with ⟁ br◎ken spirit!
💠~ Laaaame. It's like, barely harmful. She didn't even feel anything. You should get a hobby too babes! One that's like, not stalking my profile. ~💠
💠~ Had a hobby, babes. Remember your little diamond? ~💠
💠~ Aww, look! You like, recognise what I'm doing. Cute. No ~💠
💠~ Time to go find some like, volunteers for this next piece. ~💠
💠~ Suuuure babes. Keep telling yourself that. ~💠
💠~ Awww, did the battery push a little too far? Hope it was worth it, babes. ~💠
↘️it is incredible that you have not been reduced to a shriveled husk yet.↘️ ↗️IS IT HATE THAT FUELS YOU.↗️
💠~ Oh em gee!!! The new addy is a Conus Geographus var. aurum!! That's like, sooooo cute. It's like, so small too. I like, never get variants this is soooo exciting! ~💠
💠~ No babes. I think that the General wouldn't have like, cared about it at all. I think that like, one battery getting a tiiiiiny fucked up before installation isn't that big a deal ro him. I think I wouldn't have actually been that much of a disturbance to him. Nothing i did was gonna like, be permanent. Mostly. ~💠
💠~ Girl, has the ship like, rotted your pan? You didn't like, do anything- Oh. Ohhhh. Hey, does like, His Galactic Overreach know @absolvedOddity invoked his name to help out a goldie? ~💠
💠~ Whaaaat, mad she didn't try uninstall herself for you, babes? Or like, maybe she won't cuz she knows you're tooootally useless. You like, can't even protect her from little old me. ~💠
💠~ Been working on commissions and I can like, see she's being installed again? Sad I guess. But she's literally done it before it's whatever. ~💠
💠~ She's like, having waaaaaay more trouble this time. Last time she just like, let them do it. Feels like it'd be a bit easier if they just wiped her again or whatever. #helming #identity-alteration ~💠
↗️HEY. I KNOW YOU ARE AN IDIOT, BUT THAT IS MY KISMESIS.↗️ ↘️who i literally own the paycheques for.↘️ ↗️SO.↗️ ↘️that will not work.↘️
↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️
// {:o] // #tHirsty migHt g #culling s n. HeeHeHH.
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↘️get whipped harder, goldflop.↘️
↗️FINALLY, I AM ABLE TO ENJOY SOME SENSIBLE MEDIA.↗️ ↘️there are few creators out there willing to provide content that fills every aspect of my niche.↘️ ↗️BUT THOSE THAT DO NEVER FAIL TO DISAPPOINT.↗️ ↘️amazing.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/61f21b982d54.jpg ↗️
☆ it does if you aren’t a wriggler.☆
💠~ Sure you will. ~💠
💠~ Ooh, good luuuuck then babes! ~💠
💠~ Funny. Want me to tell your higher ups what you've been up to? ~💠
↗️RATIO.↗️
↘️and unloved.↘️ ↗️FOR GOOD REASON, YOU MAGNAMONIOUS FLOP.↗️
[An image is attached. Scratch is sitting serenely in his chair, a generic smiley face projected onto his head.]
][Some people Make it Really easy To want To cull Them- and I hardly Ever go Out of My way To. #vaguePosting][
↗️THE ANSWER IS NO.↗️
↗️THE ONLY TIP I WILL BE TOUCHING↗️ ↘️is the helpful tip i have received from the top of the corporate ladder, informing me to start wearing stepcoverings with my shoes.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE OFF PUT, APPARENTLY, BY THE REVEALED JUNCTION OF MY CHITINOUS LAYER.↗️ ↘️"your ankle is too knobby and kind of unsightly", they are saying.↘️ ↗️SO. I HAVE FIXED THAT.↗️ ↘️the socks, not my bone structure.↘️
💠~ She was literally perfect like that babes but I guess you wouldn't like, get it. ~💠
💠~ It's literally like, the best version of her. ~💠
💠~ Hey does anyone know how to set up like, a VPN or whatever? ~💠
💠~ Ughhhh she was like so cute and obedient too this SUCKS. ~💠
💠~ Of course they like, took the seeder pearls out of her. Ughhhhh. #bodyhorror #pearlhosting #gore ~💠
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💠~ Beyond trying to like, see my ex-moirail for a night or two? Literally nothing, babes. I'm just a girl. ~💠
💠~ I feel like maaaaaybe this is like, a bit of an overreaction from people about one little troll. ~💠
💠~ Babes, I'm not like, keeping her forever. It's literally just so I can like, see her for a few nights. ~💠
💠~ Awww, the helm's awake again. Hiiii babes. ~💠
💠~ Really getting my shoosh-papping quotas in, she's like, crying whenever she thinks about her friends. ~💠
💠~ Oopsies! Guess she still haaaaates the water. Nearly blew a hole in me when I tried to take her out of the cave system. Which like, she shouldn't be able to do. Guess I need to up her dose. #substance #violence #violencemention ~💠
💠~ It's like, actually kind of annoying that being nearly drowned once makes her freak out this much around deep water. Like oh em gee, girl, chill. It's not like it'll happen again. Gawd. #violence #death almost #drowning ~💠
💠~ We're like, watching battle bots because that's one of her fave shows. It's like, kind of lame? But she keeps like, crying. Like oh em gee, girl, I'm trying to do something nice. Gawd. ~💠
💠~ Awww, she's like, soooooo cute when she's agreeable. Guess her shitty little friends are good for something after all, because like, as soon as I mention aaaaany of them she acts sooo much nicer. It won't like, save them. But it's cute. #threats #violence implied ~💠
💠~ Isn't she like, soooo cute? [Attached is a photo of Pascal. Their expression is a little vacant- there's the ghost of a smile if you squint. The yellow streak in their hair is braided, and they're wearing makeup. Glittery golden eye shadow, and a split colour lip- the top lip violet. They wear a pearl headdress, the pearls alternating violet and yellow, framing their round face and her horns. Golden horncaps decorate the larger horns, filigree and studded with pearls. Pascal wears a low cut, sleeveless top, showing off the ports along it's shoulders and neck, lines of pearls decorating their skin. The image is enough to get just a bit of cleavage in before it cuts off.] #substance ~💠
💠~ I'm like, going through her palmhusk and wooooow, some of her DMs. She's like, kind of a prude? Which is wiiiild. That's not exactly the Passie I know. #nsfw implied #suggestive ~💠
zhe un10cked her ph0ne f0r me babez
everything iz 1ike t0tez fine btw
i t0000ta11y mizzed her
z0me 0f my friendz are 1ike, t0ta11y ann0ying.
💠~ Oopsie, she's sparking again... ~💠
💠~ God forbid I like, use a road. But fine. Not my fault she takes drinks from strangers or whatever. ~💠
💠~ Babes, she like, passed out on her way back to the tavern. I just picked her up. Chill out. ~💠
💠~ Awww, thanks babes. I forgive you! ~💠
💠~ Over drinks. ~💠
💠~ She literally started crying when I told her you were, lmao. ~💠
💠~ Thanks babes! It's actually the same one I told you about. Not new at all. ~💠
💠~ Suuuuper recommend going to 'cupe holding your moirail or like, someone you care about. Best sleep I've gotten in aaaaages. ~💠
💠~ I don't know whaaaaat you're so worried about, babes. Passie's fine. You should like, focus on being a good little helm or whatever. She got like, totes upset when I said you might get reset lol. ~💠
>burn this whole account down >WE USED TO HAVE STANDARDS >embarrassment would honestly be a preferable emotional outcome compared to whatever corrosive sensation overtakes me every time this fucking clown-act posts another chit of unreadable dogshit into the public domain LOLOLOL
D —> A dedicated warmb100d working at one of the many construction sites I oversee seemed to be struggling greatly with a weighty load D —> I approached and took the materials from their hands to allocate it to its proper place D —> Due to my STRENGTH it required not even one twitch of my vascular deltoid D —> And due to my genteel nature and display of e%cellence the laborer was stunned into silence perspiring almost as heavily as I D —> I ever so gently wiped a stray droplet from their brow with my thumb D —> And informed them that if the work was too great it w001d be my honor to advocate for their reassignment or perhaps to cull them permanently if such toil was not agreeable to their body D —> They stammered in gratitude and I said shhh D —> Worry no longer D —> Consider it done D —> Consider it all cared for D —> All you have to do is fall into my arms D —> I will always catch you D —> To give yourself up udderly into the care of another D —> What might it feel like D —> Hmmm D —> Well I will never know D —> E%emplary
💠~ Aaaaanyway. She's all cleaned up and everything, so like, it's time to go to 'cupe. Goodlight all! ~💠
💠~ That's like, different. You literally never met before you were helmed, babes. How am I meant to have my touch needs met when she's on some stupid ship? ~💠
💠~ Anon #4 asks: I like want to know why you can't like move on Soooo I'm pretty sure I know who this is. But like, here's the thing. It's not like we could have been moirails while she was helmed- literally how's that like, possible? But like, we technically didn't break up, so like, I figured when she was on shore leave or whatever she'd y'know, visit? But she totes didn't! Which is sooooooo lame, ugh! Not that it like, matters now. https://forms.gle/NwiDESLsXqwNDjBp6 #askazalea #askazzy #anonask ~💠
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა omg no one's ever done that to me before ૮⸝⸝>.<⸝⸝ა they usually just use mindfuckery to keep me still #nsfw #nsfwe Ი𐑼
💠~ Aww, are you like, sure? Passie got like, reset before, you knoooow? Maybe you could be like, twinsies. If you even remember her after. ~💠
💠~ Should have directed your question at someone in particular then. ~💠
💠~ No babes, go on. I like, totes give you permission to say your worst. ~💠
💠~ I think they'd like, totes wipe you, babes. Try it. ~💠
💠~ Ohhhh, lucky you! We'll like, see how long that lasts, babes. And oh em gee, she's fine, calm down. She's just like, asleep. Gawd. ~💠
💠~ Anon #2 is like, totes rude and has asked: Hey sea bitch, what are you doing with Pascal and what is your damage???? First of all, it's like, soooooo lame you decided to stay anonymous. Boring! Especially after such a lame insult. Secondly, you like, sound so stressed? Take a spa day or something, babes, you'll get wrinkles or whatever. Finally, you totes don't need to worry. Everything's fiiiiiine. I don't even have any damage so like, no clue whaaaat you're talking about. #askazalea #askazzy #anonask ~💠
💠~ Heyyy, I'm going to pin this if you ever wanna ask me something! Have fun, babes. https://forms.gle/NwiDESLsXqwNDjBp6 ~💠
💠~ Hook, line and sinker, babes. ~💠
Treating myself to an eXtravagant third meal after a very long, productive week. If you had the same drive, hustle, and work ethic, this could be you too. #Girlboss #Grind #Motivational #TreatYourself #Food #FoodPic #Delicious #Foodie #FoodLover #FoodCorn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2cf366f6b734.png - MC Oleana
↘️i am wearing my defects openly.↘️ ↗️I AM A SUBSTANDARD SELECTION OF THE INDIGO SLURRYPOOL.↗️ ↘️my physically inferior touch tremblles obscenely at the notion of the dominance you are asserting in this comment section.↘️ ↗️COMPLETELY SWEEPING MYY STEPTRUNKSS OUT FRMO UNDER ME↗️ ↘️knocking me off kilterr.↘️ ↗️MY WELL-SCRUBBED BUT SOMEHOW EVER-GREASY TYPESTUMPS FLUTTER ACROSS THE TYYPEBOARD IN SFFORTS TO ACCURATELY STAB EVERY DELICATE KEY↗️ ↘️to arrange my verbiage in the right sentence tto please you↘️ ↗️OR AT LEAST, APPEAL TO YOU ENOUGH TO SEND YOU REELING AT MY GREAT ACTS OF DEFERENCE TO MYY SUPEIRORS.↗️ ↘️such as yourself.↘️ ↗️BUT I CANNOT CEASE MAKINF TYPING ERRORS DUEE TO MY PROMINSNT SHIVERING.↗️ ↘️i am squirming in the face of your admonishments.↘️ ↗️IF YOU WISH TO CONTINUE REPRIMANDING ME WITHA GREAT, EXTENDED AMOUNT OF LANGUAGE, AND ILLUSTRIOUS DESCRIPTIONS OF HOW UOU WOULD COMPARE THE TWO OF US↗️ ↘️i will accept it and allow it.↘️ ↗️AND READD EVERY WORD WITH NO HESITATION.↗️ ↘️i literally do not even deserve to have your attention.↘️ ➡️the arrows still need work though.➡️
↘️i do not have any other words i can manage for this post, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS HOLE.↗️ ↘️if i could only stand by you and absorb a modicum of your greatness, i would be three times the troll i am today.↘️ ↗️I WISH I COULD LOOK AT THIS HOLE FOREVER.↗️ ↘️i must research invasive and ill-advised plastic surgery efforts.↘️ ↗️TO TATTOO THIS HOLE TO THE INSIDE OF MY BULB-BLINKING APPARATUSES.↗️
↘️oh my god yes.↘️ ↗️IMAGINE ME, TREMBLING BELOW YOU, A SUBSTANDARD CLASSIFICATION OF THE INDIGO SLURRYPOOL↗️ ↘️whimpering, simpering, a trembling bastion of disgrace below your polished bootheel.↘️ ↗️WHICH I WILL CLEAN, IF EVER IT BECOMES DIRTY↗️ ↘️by any means↘️ ↗️MY TASTEMUSCLE WILL RAKE ACROSS THE SEAMS UNTIL THEY ARE GLISTENING WITH THE FACTORY POLISH OF MY OWN PITIFUL ORAL SECRETIONS.↗️ ↘️i am so lucky to be in the presence of such superior examples of our potential.↘️ ↗️WHEN I EXIST AT THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM.↗️ ↘️thank you.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU FOR REMINDING EVERYONE WHAT THEY SHOULD BE.↗️ ↘️incredible.↘️ ↗️DO YOU NEED YOUR CHECKBOOK BALANCED.↗️
💠~ I'm just like, saying, if you want to be pale for someone soooooo bad you should defs see them at their most pathetic first. ~💠
💠~ Sooo like, here's the thing. It's not that I'm not over her, it's just that like, she was mine, you know? Aaaaaand like, I'm pissed she didn't even try to come visit me on her current shore leave. ~💠
💠~ Babes, I literally do, but keep telling yourself otherwise. ~💠
💠~ Suuuuuure, babes. Like we both don't know you're lucky to be up there. If you were here I'd like, totes destroy you. Use juuuuust the right toxins to leave you weak and even more pathetic than usual. Carve that pretty little face up while she watches. So! You're defs lucky or whatever. Better keep apologizing while they still let you have your own words. #threat #violence #gore #torture ~💠
💠~ Aww, thanks babes! You get it. ~💠
💠~ Oh, that's cute! But this wasn't my fault. I was just there to help. ~💠
💠~ You think she looked *good* when she came out of the helm, babes? ~💠
💠~ Fine. [Image attached: A photo of a troll. They're topless, facing away from the camera. Wires hand from their ports, limp and mangled, torn at the ends. The ports are swollen and fresh, gold blood pouring from them, the flesh torn and ragged. There's the tips of their horns just visible- recognisable as a younger Pascal.] #gore #bodyhorror #wounds #blood #injury ~💠
💠~ Okaaaaaay. This is like, fine. This is totes fine. This doesn't like, change anything. ~💠
💠~ Aww, cute! Are you like, sure you want her though, babes? ~💠
💠~ She has *what* ~💠
💠~ Aww, she remembers how to dance! ~💠
💠~ Hmn. Cute. #vagueposting ~💠
💠~ Seeing some of my work here is like, soooo validating! ~💠
Failure to submit may result in lethal bludgeoning.
Sarcasm is very difficult t9 detect 9ver text, and f9r the 6enefit 9f the s9cially-impaired it w9uld 6e 6eneficial f9r y9u t9 include relevant t9ne tags t9 make it clear y9u are 6eing sarcastic (which I w9uld als9 cauti9n against, as faceti9us dial9gue can cause misunderstandings that muddy the water and make it m9re difficult f9r us t9 c9mmunicate in an amica6le manner). Like this: [Genuine statement.]
I d9n't mean t9 imply that y9ur current situati9n is in any way advantage9us 9r n9t expl9itative, and I weep f9r y9ur suffering. H9wever, it is imp9rtant t9 understand the privileges we all p9ssess - even the 9ppressed. Th9se with psi9nic p9wers d9 p9sses a privilege 9ver th9se which d9 n9t, and we sh9uld ackn9wledge that.
You shouldn’t fight against a high blood just because you’re jelly of their better blood.
TW: #revenge #vi9lence #psi9nicprivilege #hem9ism #vi9lenceagainstc99l6l99ds
i think everyOne deserves tO live. preferably in a nice cOntrOlled bOx.
💠~ I'm boooooored waiting for my dyes to set. Should I do like, a Q&A ~💠
💠~ I'd like, go to fight night, but it's going to be a busy night for me anyway. You all totes have fun there, though! ~💠
Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance: Ms. Jane Crocker is a beautiful full-bodied wvoman wvith a wvide collection of fashionable pantsuits. She is totally and utterly confident in manner, wvhich is the most attractivwe thing of all. 10/10 Variety: There's nothing she can't do if she sets her pan to it. She's vwell-educated, wvell-mannered, and highly motivwated. She can do classy, cruel, and clandestine as she so chooses. 10/10 Ease: You can't handle allat. 0/10 Personality: Nothing I can add I hawven't already said. You should consider yourself lucky to enjoy her company. Ovwerall? 10/10. The platonic ideal of Jame Crocker. I humbly apologize for lumping you in vwith the rest of the "twvee" ones. I'm going hivwe nowv. I need a cold shovwer and a change of pants. This girl is scary.
💠~ But you're like, being sooooo obvious about it now! That's so cute. You sound like a proper helm. ~💠
𖦹 Yoo imagine being mad. Couldn't be me. Whimsy everywhere. Beautiful clouds in da sky. Donut glaze on my chest, sprinkles added btw and my burger got more mustard than da empress' fleet 𖦹
💠~ Shame! You like, should be. Especially with your ship name in your bio. I wonder how easy it'd be to like, send a tip to your captain? ~💠
💠~ Still sooooo annoying you're helmed. It used to be like, kind of fun culling the ones I didn't like. ~💠
💠~ I've like, defs seen you hate react a couple. Unless I'm just like, getting my goldies mixed up. In which case I'm totes sorry for that, some trolls on here are just like, getting on my nerves! ~💠
💠~ @eclecticEngineer babe, come and get your shitty little friends. They're like, actually starting to get on my nerves. ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee, you're like, sooooooo funny. It's not even disrespect, she's just like, fundamentally wrong. But like, whatever. Hope you're having fun generating more interaction for me. ~💠
💠~ Oooh, careful babes. That's almost being rude to me. ~💠
💠~ Please, as if she could do that. Passie sucks at coordinating outfits, babes. The only times she looked good were with my help. ~💠
💠~ Lmao, like she has any that aren't from me. ~💠
💠~ Lmao, I recognise that dress. She forgot the accessories. #vagueposting ~💠
💠~ Sample from a recent shoot! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af31c25b595e.png ~💠
💠~ Oooh, you figured out sarcasm! That's like, so fun! ~💠
💠~ No, they like, agreed to this for shelter. Risk and aaaaall that. ~💠
💠~ They're like, volunteers, babes. Don't worry about it. ~💠
💠~ Oooh. Turns out for rusties, that particular combo induces euphoria, theeeen paralaysis, and then they like, die. Oops. #poison #death #substance ~💠
↗️"WAH, WAH, THE JOB ASSIGNMENT MARKET IS IN SHAMBLES, THE ONLY THING I CAN DO IS WARM THE FUNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE."↗️ ↘️you say, with a resume that has no cover letter.↘️ ↗️I WOULDN'T CALL YOU BACK FOR EVEN A PRIMARY INTERVIEW EITHER, WITH A PORTFOLIO LIKE THAT.↗️
💠~ Totes a shame if she doesn't! I thought you all liked her. ~💠
💠~ She's like, got to come out of there eventually, right? ~💠
💠~ Commissions are totes done which means it's social media time again, lol. ~💠
↗️WHILE I AM SURE MANY OF YOU HAVE DECIPHERED THAT MY QUIRK IS INDICATIVE OF THE EVER-SHIFTING NATURE OF HER IMPERIAL MARKETS↗️ ↘️the ceaseless rise of her imperial profits↘️ ↗️AND THE CONSTANT FALL OF OUR IMPERIAL LOSSES↗️ ↘️it may also entertain you all to denote that i can also utilize less-seen tactics of a stagnate market to highlight other things.↘️ ↗️SUCH AS LOCATIONS.↗️ ↘️for example:↘️ ⬅️CLOWNS.⬅️ ➡️JOKERS.➡️
💠~ Girl, it's cute that you think I care enough to like, properly bother with your weird code. ~💠
💠~ Because I'm like, soooo sure you're able to do that, babes. But like, lemme say it in a way you'll get. Stament: no answer here. ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee, really? You should totes ask her then. ~💠
💠~ Aww, they're making you like, care about me? That's soooo cute, babes. And it's like, not that I haven't moved on or whatever. It's just totes lame that my favourite little goldie doesn't remember me. It's like, kind of a shame you're helmed, babes. You'd be a good message for her. ~💠
💠~ Says the girl hating all my chitts and comments. But like, I'm totes trying to think about them! It's just that like, I kind of hate that she's like, moved on. ~💠
💠~ Lmaooo, like who? Do you like, want me thinking about you instead, little miss pilot? ~💠
💠~ Ugh, she used to be like, soooo cute when she came to events with me. I loved getting her all dressed up. Soooo fun to ruin her makeup after. #suggestive ~💠
💠~ Ugh. Now I'm thinking about her again. That's like, so annoying. ~💠
💠~ This is like, your reminder, that any interaction with me is still engagement. Thanks for boosting me babes! Good luck getting me off your mind! ~💠
💠~ Girl that like, sounds soooo fun! ~💠
💠~ Okaaaaay so the toxin of C.Augur combined with the riiiight amount of C23 will make a violet reeeeally giddy and a lil numb. Defs kills a bronzeblood though. #death #poison #substance ~💠
↘️get a job and you will be rehatched as an aquiferous flower.↘️ ↗️BECOME GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND YOU WILL BE REHATCHED AS A LOTUS FLOWER.↗️
↘️i am banned from eating my kippered herring finbeast inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there.↘️ ↗️BUT IT WAS RAINING TONIGHT, WHICH WAS PREVENTING MY MIDSHIFT MEAL, SO I WAS FEELING SAD.↗️ ↘️and hungry.↘️ ↗️AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A LARGE CARDBOARD BOX↗️ ↘️(in the dumpster)↘️ ↗️FROM THE PREVIOUS DELIVERY.↗️ ↘️like a fridge sized box.↘️ ↗️SO I FISHED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.↗️ ↘️of course.↘️ ↗️THEN TIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE.↗️ ↘️and had a nice little cardboard cave.↘️ ↗️VERY SOOTHING.↗️ ↘️very zen.↘️ ↗️AT LEAST UNTIL THE SECURITY PROFESSIONAL FROM THE NIGHT PRIOR STEPPED OUTSIDE TO SMOKE.↗️ ↘️i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work.↘️ ↗️INSTEAD, HE SAW A SORT OF DAMP, SNIVELING CREATURE.↗️ ↘️(me)↘️ ↗️EATING MY FINBEASTS IN A BOX↗️ ↘️and delivered the verbal cullshot of↘️ ↗️"GOOD EVENING, MISTER SMEGOL."↗️ ↘️which is how my night was ruined before 8 pm.↘️
💠~ Some of you are literally sooooo cute. I like, hope you know that! ~💠
I do not know why it would come as a shock that I find Warmblood incredibly sexy. Consider your own biases. I am an ally.
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓘𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓶𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓻𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓶𝔂 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱, 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓾𝓹 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓘 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷. 𝓘 𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓵𝓪𝓲𝓶 𝓶𝔂 𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓮𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓬𝓱 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓭𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮. 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓪𝓼 𝓘 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹? - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
↘️i am going to buy at least one oblong meat product in her honor, when i am able to regain my abilities of mastication.↘️
==> @coronateCruelty )(as wired 501 caegars to @gratuitousAnnuity . every second you breat)(e, count every lucky star in t)(e sky you see. because someone muc)(, muc)( better at t)(ins t)(an you are just gave )(er life to fulfill t)(e terms of t)(e bounty i gave you. i dont know if its raw, s)(eer stupidity, or marvelous genius t)(at your personality alone encourages suc)( truly out of t)(is world be)(avior, but per)(aps i completely underestimated you. but ill be damned. ill miss t)(at little yellowblood.
Please do not describe yourself with that word. It is unkind and cruel. Nothing about your blood makes you lesser. I am an ally.
💠~ Like, did you guys know there's soooo many sources of tetrodotoxin in the ocean? ~💠
💠~ At least that purple bothered to put up a fiiiight! The new stuff, like, hit him pretty hard though. Maybe I need to like, adjust the concentration? It defs shouldn't have killed him that easy. Laaaaame. #death #violence ~💠
💠~ It's like, been a bit since I've had a good fight. Maybe I should go find one. #violence ~💠
💠~ I've literally trained them on it with a colour chart and everything. Like, is this fucking amateur hour? ~💠
💠~ Ugh. I like, need a new assistant again. Who the fuck can't tell the difference between wild orchid and orchid? ~💠
💠~ Filigree lace choker is DONE, finally. Gawd, what a client. ~💠
HittinG On the teSt prOctOr LOSeS yOu 550 Science COLLabOratiOn POintS by the way. Many Of yOu are in Deep Science COLLabOratiOn POint Debt by the way.
#violence [#Wrothestorment goes out the same way it started, with a literal whimper instead of a bang. The shaky grain of his Huskberry displays a highly distorted video, a first person POV of a very shaky, very blurry escape. Barreling through warehouse corridors, his breath is heavy, audible. Shoes squeak, slip, towards the thin streaks of nightlight that escape around the edges of what he can only hope is the exit. All trials complete, no lessons learned, the hand still encapsulated in the Yucky Caejar(tm) extends. All at once, the screen streams with light. An audible tumble, the video spins as the camera lands lense-up towards the night sky. The jar has broken. Wrothe clasps his single caegar. Vinegar-drenched and beaten, he lays flat on the grass, finally free. He has work tomorrow.]
💠~ Woooow, they like, let you say that? That's sooooo good for you! And like, yeah, I knew it was sarcastic but I knew you'd hate the forgiveness more! ~💠
💠~ Whatever helps you through the night, babes! ~💠
💠~ Aww, that's like, so okay, babes! I forgive you. ~💠
💠~ Caaaaareful, goldie. Try not to like, blow a fuse or whatever. I'm sure Passie would haaaaate it if you were hurt. ~💠
💠~ I like, actually don't get what everyone's so worried about. Chill out. ~💠
TribulaTions of blood and miracles 10:4: "The ichor of The living is whaT shall lead ones To a paTh of salvaTion, True believers know ThaT in gore There is no sin, iT is a puriTy as righT as naTure iTself. i besTow upon The masses This knowledge, for all To be enlighTened in The knowledge ThaT no maTTer whaT, you will die, would one wish To lead a boring life or one of glory and blood?" anoTher selfie coming in, you loT on chiTTr seem To really enjoy when i do so. i'm jusT providing. :o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/17aa981f0ff8.jpeg
↘️i am noticing a lot of fantasizing about the other compromising positions people would like to see me in.↘️ ↗️ABJECT TERRORDREAMS AUTHORED FOR THE WEBSITE.↗️ ↘️literally all of that effort put into typing something stupid in place of writing something worthwhile.↘️ ↗️LIKE A RESUME.↗️
no need, i jusT hope They're durable. i like my Toys noT To break easily...
💠~ Hah!! You're like, sooooo easy to ragebait, babes. Good luck with that. ~💠
💠~ Booooooring. You like, learned way too fast. That's suuuuuch a shame. ~💠
💠~ I like, actually don't think I do! Do you wanna try again, goldie? Or are you just gonna apologise some more? ~💠
💠~ Awwww, did the little goldie fiiiinally get some correction? It's a good look on you, babes. ~💠
💠~ Okay, wow, it's like, actually pretty easy to get info on her? I think I totes get why some of you enjoy #stalking now. ~💠
💠~ I can name like, three seperate events related to water that it miiiiiight be. Why bother going through the memories when she could just ask? ~💠
💠~ It's been a while since I've like, had a good hunt. I should organise another. ~💠
💠~ Lmaooo good luck girl! ~💠
💠~ Boy I'm already at my best but like, thanks I guess. ~💠
💠~ I wonder if she like, knows that I can still read her chits even if I'm blocked. ~💠
I've been told otherwise but um... language is uh... ever-evolving.
💠~ It was like, kind of cute watching her panic last night. Reminds me of when she used to like, cry about watching someone get #culled. #death #violence ~💠
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
💠~ I feel like it's kind of like, obvious why I prefer the hosted pearls but if it's not they're totes easier to work with. They're soooo much more vibrant and like, just that bit tougher too. It's just even harder to get them. #bodyhorror #hostedpearls ~💠
↘️if i was your lusus, i would also hope to die.↘️
↗️IF I WAS YOUR LUSUS, I WOULD ALSO GET UP AND ABANDON YOU.↗️
There should be a style of FLARPing where instead of a Stat Bat, you have a resume. And instead of fighting monsters, you become gainfully employed. EXcept instead of playing make-believe, you actually do it for real. #LifeAdvice - MC Oleana
I'm fatally injured from my last mission. They got a new troll to pilot my drone for me but he won't cooperate, now they're making me do it. I can barely get up. :(
one of t↔e best t↔ings about being in a quadrant wit↔ a lowblood is you can c↔eat on t↔em and if t↔ey catc↔ you you can just cull t↔em and move on~
💠~ I hope so! Otherwise I'll have to keep grabbing them from the street. ~💠
as soon as i made t↔at post announcing my return to c↔ittr my wifi went out~ lowblood equalist idiots are stooping to t↔e level of ddosing me~
💠~ Seeing all her little friends hate my stuff is like, soooo cute. But like, it kind of makes me mad she has any? That totes wasn't allowed. ~💠
💠~ ...... Okay you've like, got a point there. That was maaaaybe half the fun of her. ~💠
t↔at is t↔e point~! t↔ey're so weak and easy to manipulate, overpowering lowbloods is t↔e greatest feeling possible~
💠~ Aaaanyway, if anyone is willing to have some pearls grow under their skin for a few weeks, let me know! I'll like, pay you, and there's some space to stay at the studio if you need! #bodyhorror ~💠
💠~ There's like, one or two people on this site I'd actually be interested in smashing. The rest of you idc. #smashorpass #nsfw ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee! She kept this photo. She was like, sooooooo cute that night. https://chittr.ing/profile/eclecticEngineer/3aaa6f53-287c-461e-b0ad-402fba7be8f5 ~💠
💠~ Lusus venom harvest went well! Happy custodian day to everyone who like, celebrates. ~💠
💠~ Ugh, did I like, ever say you were? I meant like, a proper quadrant. Not like, half-assed moirails. We weren't even that serious. ~💠
💠~ Lmaooo like I'd be in a quad with a goldie. But that's like, fine! Keep watching and interacting, babes, it's all engagement to me! ~💠
💠~ Girl, literally whaaaat is your issue with me? You're hating all my posts like you're obsessed with me. ~💠
💠~ I guess you're not as bad as Passie was then! I'd like, be careful though. Someone might find you annoying. ~💠
💠~ Ugh, don't be like, suuuuuch a downer. I know about the torture but like, after that. Don't they like, put in behaviour programs for you? ~💠
💠~ No need to be like, rude. I thought the helm was meant to make you more chill? Guess they haven't like, fixed your attitude yet or whatever. ~💠
💠~ You get it! Just wish it worked with corpses. It'd be soooo much easier. #death #bodyhorror ~💠
💠~ I knooooow right? How am I meant to get high quality materials? Like, okay, they're a bit itchy but it's not that bad. ~💠
💠~ Really? They told me Passie couldn't keep her necklace because she was gonna try #cull herself. Suuuuuuper lame of her. #death #cw-selfharm #cw-suicide ~💠
💠~ It suuuuuucks that the best pearls are the ones grown inside a troll. Mostly because I can't get any willing volunteers. Like yeah, I can just get unwilling ones but it's sooooo much effort restraining them and making sure they don't like, scratch it out from under their skin or whatever. More of you need to be willing to like, donate yourself to art! #bodyhorror ~💠
💠~ I know, it's like, so sad! Apparently they like, don't want you trying to strangle yourself with it or something. Suuuuuuch a shame! #death #cw-selfharm ~💠
💠~ Girl if there's a tragedy here it's the lack of accessories you get in the helm. If you're gonna just be there at least like, look pretty. ~💠
💠~ Haha, like, good luck babe! #vagueposting ~💠
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i swear tah the messiahs if anotha mutha fucka who aint a purple comes botherin me im finna crush em in my gigantic fuckin sasquatch hands. #violence
laTe nighT posT ouTside of The new "clown club" (sTupid name) ThaT opened near my area. i didn'T dress good worTh shiT for The occasion, buT who cares when you're The scariesT biTch around regardless of whaT you moTherfucking do, righT? heheh. no maTTer, This mighT be fun even if i spook my own broThers and sisTers a biT. hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/987beecdeb2a.png
I Need A Pathetic Little Thing To Drag Around For The Weekend. I Am Not Taking Applications.
Inner machinaTions 6:5: "whomever walks The righTeous paTh seT forTh in The elixir They paved wiTh, should be weary, weary for noT only oThers, buT ones own pan as well, for iT may beTray you when you leasT expecT. don'T leT ThaT shake your faiTh, for whom sTays believing sTays righTeous." oh, and a casual selfie i guess. a lady is bored To say The leasT. :o/ hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/dff590d48d0b.png
wish i had some poor sap To Toss abouT or someThing. absoluTely jusT huck ThaT moTherfucker inTo oblivion. dribble Them. pass Them like a ball. y'know, The works. i know some of y'all enjoy ThaT shiT Though. i ain'T The Type To yuck someone's yum Though i guess . hmn.
poinT sTill sTands Though liTTle one. noThing's sToppin' us from jusT adding a moTherfucker To The drain. lasT cleaner i had ended up in There for... unrelaTed purposes. buT you caTch my drifT. and i'm preTTy sure you don'T like being a parT of The mess, righT? heheheh. :o)
∙☾__☽ how it should be all the time tbh rreal lively washing out all the warrm colorrs
♥️You all aren't ready for this.♥️ ♥️HEY BEAUTIFUL.♥️ @bulgeCurator ♥️I LOVE YOU.♥️ ♥️ALL.♥️ ♦️WAYS.♦️ ♠️AND.♠️ ♣️ALWAYS.♣️
If I were open abou† i†, i† would incen†ivize people †o pos† less.
Blended a cut of cluckbeast, kale, and a packet of Crystal Light together. This is #Efficiency. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
↗️I HAVE NEGLECTED TO MAKE A POST IN SEVERAL NIGHTS.↗️ ↘️literally disgusting of me, my numbers have remained staunchly stagnant.↘️ ↗️REST ASSURED THAT MY ACUTE BUSINESSENSE AND CAEGAR-ORIENTED THOUGHTSPONGE HAS NOT DULLED IN MY ABSENCE.↗️ ↘️i am on that "a.b.g grindset".↘️ ↗️ALWAYS BE GRINDING.↗️ ↘️always be groveling.↘️
finished wiTh The early morning sermon, iT was someThing of immaculaTe proporTions To say The leasT. amisia goT real Tired Though afTer, had To carry The liTTle lady back home To resT. lasT picTure of The day, This goT's a gal quiTe worked up, makes me need To work off This, er... Tension. while lefT To my own vices. epiphany of The chosen 9:14: "shed your woes as you march forTh Through The carved and bloodied wake you have made, for a moTherfucker shall reap The rewards of Their mangling, and in doing so, shall reach enlighTenmenT and redempTion." hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/d3865e3bb9a8.jpg
∻Just like my lusus used t☢ make. B☢ned apple teeth. https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20260509_145555.jpg∻
if were keeping This poor sap alive, may as well make Them snap a downrighT righTeous picTure of The sermon, righT? even if she doesn'T appreciaTe The preaching as much as i do, shes sTill always a cuTie. :o) hTTps://cdn.imgchesT.com/files/d361d88d94e6.jpg
💠~ they sent me the draft image they want to use for the magazine cover! what do you think? I think it could use more #blood! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/708caf057006.png ~💠
💠~ Waaaait, oh em gee, are you like, her friend? I didn't think she could like, make those! That's soooo cute! And I'm not the loooooser who blocked someone before they even got to talk. ~💠
💠~ Umm, yeah? Like, literally what other reason do you have this much beef with me? I'm like, just a girl. And I'm not even that weird towards them, I just need some for my art sometimes. That's like, not even a big deal. ~💠
💠~ Why wouldn't I be? She was like, soooo cute. None of the other moirails I've had have been as fun. ~💠
💠~ So liiiiike, I'm going through her posts and it seems she can't like, fully remember stuff? That's sooooo lame. Like, I guess I can just remind her but I thought these pilot goldies were meant to remember everything. ~💠
damn, girl goT in Trouble for lookin aT me aT work
hows This angle? #selfie hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/65efef3a06eb8fc09738e140c88a64fd.jpg
anyone wanna waTch me flex? no reason
anyone wanna be parT of my nexT scrapbook page? don'T worry, This chapTer doesn'T have any corpses in iT noT yeT :o)
💠~ Ugh. This pilot needs to get off my bulge. Who's like, letting you have access anywaaaay? ~💠
leT mama maenad show you weak asses how a confession is done my besT friend when i was firsT formin my church Tried Takin over iT (iT was in my hive by The way) so when he Tried ousTing me in fronT of my small congregaTion by Telling Them a buncha embarassing shiT abouT me i waiTed Til afTer The service, Then when iT was jusT us i caved his head in wiTh a folding chair none of The congregaTion found ouT, cause i Told Them he wenT on an imprompTu spiriTual journey :o) #gore
💠~ Oh em gee, I just realised I haven't like, explained my work here!! I make jewellery using these like, really unique pearls. They look nice on their own buuuuut if you let them soak in #blood they'll slowly start to take on the colour! They do it in layers so it's like, different patterns each time. So like, you get a unique piece! ~💠
💠~ Ugh. Culling the nail tech ruined my outfit. They couldn't even die neatly. Rude! #violence #death ~💠
∙☾__☽ and they complain sooooo much i wasn't in a culling mood but i am now #knowyourrrrole
💠~ I feel like I'm being misunderstood. I don't cull people just because they fall out of line, or for the caste system or whatever. I like, cull them because they annoy me. Okaaaaay? It's that simple. #culling #violence #death ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee? I like, just found her on this site and didn't even know she was here. And she's blocked me already! Rude!! ~💠
💠~ Does like, anyone remember when it was really trendy for goldies to get ports? ~💠
💠~ Ooh, tonight's #blood pearls came out really well! Look at the shine of them! And the like, colours are really different this time! [A photo of three pearls, one tinted with burgundy, another tinted yellow and marbled with jade, and one tinted teal with bronze spots.] ~💠
💠~ Woooow, she blocked me and now she's trying to vague post about me? Boooooring. I guess she could get even lamer after all! ~💠
💠~ Like I totally don't get why this one goldie is haaaating all my chits. Girl, chill. She's like, a pilot? Do you want some accessories or something? ~💠
confession: i miss the shakin of artillery. if there is a mutha fuckin thing more destructive than me, it is a platform of long ranged crust shatterin 200mm cannons. honk honk. its groundin in a way. honk.
💠~ Oh em gee! My lusus just dropped half a troll at my feet! That's like, soooo cute! I kind of wish she hadn't ruined my shoes though... #death #gore #blood ~💠
#Vaguepos†ing #Gore I have once again found a Mus†ardblood on here I'd like †o cu† open. I† is very lovely †o see so many subjec†s.
♠️The hoes are out in full force today. My triumphant swagger seems to have been a touch much. It's not their fault they're wrong. So be gentle with them.♠️
💠~ Nooo like I soooo get it. Like you guys literally hatched weaker. ~💠
∙☾__☽ piss blood we both know who's dying ̶f̶irrst herre
∙☾__☽ im not thaaaat caste loyal i just think trrolls werre made with rroles in mind those that step and those that get stepped on don't mean i won't talk to em i got lowblood ̶f̶rriends nothing wrrong with being a lowblood just.. ya know know yourr place in the caste #itstherre ̶f̶orrarreason #castedrrama #itsnotthatdeepiprromise
we|_|_ maybe a rusty shou|_d fuck:ng |_earn h:s GODDAMN P|_ACE!
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the w𖤉rst p⟢rt ⟢b𖤉ut running tests is th⟢t there ⟢int shit t𖤉 d𖤉 while everything cycles thr𖤉ugh ⟢nd the 𖤉nly stuff p𖤉pping up 𖤉n the timeline is either b𖤉ring ⟢s hell 𖤉r gr⟢ting ⟢s ⟢ bitch d𖤉esnt ⟢ny𖤉ne h⟢ve ⟢nything be⟢utiful ⟢nd true t𖤉 s⟢y
is nonpurplebloods sayin "moTherfucker" culTural appropriaTion #abluTionTrapThoughTs
ThaTs, as The grubs say, weaksauce #smh
ThaT's The fun parT? why else would you go #smh
some of yall way Too comforTable sayin some bullshiT online
N-n-never mistakemistakemistake mistake my silence for ABSENCE. Your goddess is always watching and judging, insects.
This jiT crackin faygo cans #pop #hissssssss #slurpindaTredjuice
💠~ Oh em gee!!! If I was #culling someone you'd like, totally know about it. It doesn't look good to try and be secret about it. Besiiiides, I don't have the insurance to cull in studio. Sooooo much cleanup. #death #violence #gore #blood ~💠
💠~ Have you guys like, tried the new dove bronzeblood face wash? It's sooo fresh. It's amazing for your pores! #dove #blood ~💠
💠~ Need some #blood for this next piece. Any like, volunteers? ~💠
💠~ Anywaaaay, just finished up this adorable bracelet commission for a local fuschia. They loved it! Stainless metal means that they don't even have to clean the #gore off it when they're busy culling! And the pearls will absorb #blood over time to change colour! #death #violence [Attached picture: a pearl studded wrist cuff, the metal carved with sharks. It rests in a pool of teal blood] ~💠
💠~ Oh em gee, I'm gonna have to cull my friend for not telling me about this site sooner! How am I meant to be on top of every trend if I'm not on every platform?! #violence #death ~💠
ive enjoyed This nighT so far, buT iTs hard fo find someone who has The Stones To conTend wiTh me. Though These fighTs are pretty kickass. :o)
∙☾__☽ ay you got a prroblem with herr you got a prroblem with me she's the only lowblood on this site worrth the e ̶f̶ ̶f̶orrt the motherr used to push herr out
Spiders spin their webs, yes. But I spin them larger.
some of yall need church #clownchurch
#fighTnighT more like #lamenighT i wanna see some bloodshed, y'all jusT over here slappin and grabbin each oTher like a buncha grubs
↘️is there room for friendship in the battlefield of the officerena.↘️ ↗️THE JURY IS STILL OUT.↗️
↗️IT IS JUST MUSCLE THEATRE, YOU SOFTPANNED IGNORAMUS.↗️ ↘️there is no muscular theatre.↘️ ↗️EVERYONE THERE IS MUSCULAR.↗️ ↘️that is literally the entire point.↘️ ↗️IT IS MUSCLE THEATRE, BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPARING YOUR BRAWN WITH YOUR LESSER CASTEMEMBER, RIVALING YOUR STRENGTH WITH SOME MUTUAL INDIGO WHO IS UNABLE TO PROPERLY LIFT TEN SACKS OF UNMILLED GRAIN NUTRIENT STRANDS.↗️ ↘️or several full industrial water tanks.↘️ ↗️YOU WOULD KNOW LITERALLY NOTHING ABOUT THIS.↗️ ↘️i believe the only employment you qualify for in any career space, much less muscle theatre, is profession mouthmopper.↘️ ↗️RUN YOUR CEASELESSLY SQUIRMING TASTEMUSCLE ALONG THE FLOOR AND GATHER THEIR SUPERIOR SWEAT ON YOUR PALLET, YOU WHELP.↗️
↘️it is like i can still read her posts.↘️ ↗️REST IN PEACE.↗️
↘️when my superiors acknowledge me in public despite my tendency to embarass them↘️ ↗️I AM LEFT SQUIRMING ON MY OFFICE SITPLANE.↗️ ↘️i am too devoted to not humor, too eager of a wageslave to not pay minor mind to.↘️ ↗️A MODEL EMPLOYEE YOU LITERALLY CANNOT IGNORE.↗️ ↘️tirelessly filing your papers.↘️ ↗️CRUNCHING YOUR NUMBERS.↗️ ↘️monitoring your investments.↘️ ↗️STIRRING YOUR SCALDING BROWNSLUDGE WITH MY POINTER PRONG BECAUSE YOU HAVE DEIGNED THAT TASK UPON ME.↗️ ↘️i am reviled by lesser individuals who will not ask how high when their boss demands they jump.↘️ ↗️I AM DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF, I SQUEEZE MY NEW, EXTENDING PROWLERPOINT-TOUCHING BATON NEARLY TO THE POINT OF SNAPPING OVER THE NOTION.↗️ ↘️but i remain still, dutifully slicing my bulbvegetable in two.↘️
↘️okay.↘️ ↗️YAY.↗️ ↘️a thin dribble of my oral secretions oozed out as i beheld this post.↘️
↗️DO YOU USUALLY LIE FOR FUN OR IS THERE ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU AUTHORED THIS POST.↗️
↗️THE AMOUNT OF DEEPLY INTERPERSONAL DRAMA FLAUNTED ACROSS THE FEED RIVALS EVEN THE MOST SORDID GUSHING A LESSER EMPLOYEE MIGHT ENGAGE WITH AT THE HYDRATION COOLER.↗️ ↘️while partaking in their nightly one small, paper cup of water.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER POSTED ANYTHING THAT IS DEEPLY REVEALING.↗️ ↘️or overly emotional.↘️ ↗️I AM LEADING BY EXAMPLE.↗️ ↘️a pristine, untarnished wageslave.↘️
Looking for more Remoraider$ to join my organization. Re$₱on$ibilitie$ in¢lude attending to the Big Fi$h, a₱₱lying vig ₩hen a$ked, and being generally ¢a₱able of breathing under₩ater.
A tale a$ old a$ tide. $o long a$ there are t₩o living troll$, one i$ going to o₩e the other, and one i$ going to ₩ant to ¢ull the other.
The tide$ are turning, and I'm feveri$h to $ee ₩hat'$ going to mount to the $urfa¢e.
Need $omething done, ₱ay for it your$elf. $hort on fund$ to get it done? Let me lend a hand, and $ome ¢aegar$.
my thing is wwhy should you evven havve to apologize for if wwe are bein real here some vvery mild comments in acknowwledgement a the hemospectrum bunch a thin carapaced pupas on here i swwear
I'm a venerable, Em₱re$$ a₱₱roved lendor. You're ¢hum. $im₱le a$. $ee you $oon, tideturner.
Li$ten ¢hum, I kno₩ bait ₩hen I $ee it. I've been lurking in the mire long enough to kno₩. But I'd bet I kno₩ a fe₩ troll$ ₩ith debt$ ₩illing to ₩alk into $u¢h a ₩a$teful endeavor unkno₩ing of the danger. Doe$n't matter to me if you're in the Im₱erial Fleet, li¢king the Em₱re$$'$ Boot, and buried $ix feet under. $omeone ₩ill get to you.
✧˗ˏˋGoing to be doing more sniffing-salves for the sniffin' man, and I remembered my first release!!! IT ROCKED THE JOINT, HAHAHAAHA✦ #RememberingTheGoodTimes #SmellLikeMe https://i✦ibb✦co/BV1DW4yN/IMG-7372✦pngˎˊ˗✦
Hello there, gu₱₱ie$. They $ay there'$ al₩ay$ a bigger fi$h. That'd be me. [A ₱i¢ture i$ u₱loaded of an inten$e ₱re$en¢e. He i$ immen$e, int he ₩ay the olde$t of an¢e$tor$ often are. Hi$ not mu$¢ular or $¢ul₱ted, but he i$ heavy. Den$e. Built like a troll ₩ho$e $ole role ₩a$ intended to ba$h again$t the hull$ of $hi₱$ overhead. Hi$ body ¢arrie$ the ¢omfortable ex¢e$$ of $omeone ₩ho ha$ eaten ₩ell. A diet afforded by the $uffering of other$ for a very long time. A broad ¢he$t, thi¢k $toma¢h, ma$$ive $houlder$ $train beneath an im₱e¢¢ably tailored violet $uit lined ₩ith dark $ilk$. Maritime embroidery $ubtle, ta$teful. The ₱atten of the $uit able to be mi$¢on$trued a$ either ₩ave$, or ro₩$ of teeth. Everything about him i$ ex₱en$ive, but not fla$hy. The fir$t thing about hi$ fa¢e you'd noti¢e are dead, flat, murky eye$. He doe$n't have a hint of anger, or ¢ruelty. Ju$t, hollo₩ne$$. $ugge$ting that ₱erha₱$ ₱art$ of him rotted a₩ay age$ ago, re₱la¢ed by ₱ure animali$ti¢ logi¢ and arithmeti¢. He look$ at you the ₩ay an auditor look$ at a re¢ently-di$¢overed fraud$ter. Hi$ fin$ have been tattooed over, ¢aegar in$₱ired ₱attern$ in ₱it¢h bla¢k. ¢urling line$ and im₱erial i¢onogra₱hy $ho₩ a dee₱ love for hi$ finan¢e$. Almo$t like a ₩ar$hi₱'$ heraldry, he ₱roudly di$₱lay$ him$elf. Hi$ mouth i$ ₩ide, $miling, too many teeth. $everal uneven ro₩$ ₱re$$ again$t one another like he'$ never $to₱₱ed gro₩ing them. One ¢an imagine them$elve$ $uffering a terrible fate at $u¢h a ma₩. A thi¢k ¢igar i$ ₩edged through one $ide of hi$ gill$, de$₱ite the irritation. $moke leak$ from them, along$ide a ¢lear $ign of overu$e through di$¢oloration. You ¢an $mell him through the ₱hoto. $ea₩ater, toba¢¢o, and ex₱en$ive ¢ologne over the ₱ermanent $¢ent of blood. One finger hold$ an ornate $ignet ring, bearing the mark of the Em₱re$$. It i$ a de¢laration of loyalty, the kind of ring ₩orn by $omeone ₩ho ₱rofit$ ₩ith every im₱erial order and intend$ to ¢ontinue to do $o. The re$t of the finger$ ¢url around the head of a ¢ane. One meant a$ another mean$ of ¢au$ing harm rather than $u₱₱orting the troll. The thi¢k metal to it ₱ier¢ing into the ground in front of him.]
DO IT. LIVE A LITTLE.
Okay, one more of my fa√ourites, then I ha√e to prepare for my show "And lo the Carni√al was not built in silence but in laughter and thunder; and it was decreed that no √oice raised in TRUTH would be cast out, whether it be sang, screamed, or howled." ~ Ringleaders: 10:87 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture
↗️I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU STEEL YOUR THOUGHTSPONGES NOW.↗️ ↘️implore your creativity to picture something as marvelous as it is↘️ ↘️educational.↘️ ↗️I AM SITTING AT MY WORKPLATFORM, MY THINNEST PRONG INSERTED INTO THE INNER RING OF MY↗️ ↘️cartilage nub.↘️ ↗️COMMANDED INTO HAPPENING BY THE STEELED VISAGE OF A MORE ASTUTE, REFINED CLASS OF INDIGO.↗️ ↘️kryqus.↘️
So I slave all day without much pay And I'm just biding my time 'Cause the company and the daughter, you see They're both gonna be all mine Yah I'm gonna be the man, I'm gonna be the man Gotta make him a hand if I'm gonna be the man Working for the man, working for the man I gotta make him a hand Working for the man #lyricposting
Strokin' my WhatsCock again, any Meta babes DTF? ;) #nsfw
↗️DO NOT EVER SAY THAT I DO NOT PAY MY DEBTS, OR THAT I AM SO SLACKLUSTRE IN MY PRODUCTION OF SWEET CAEGAR THAT I AM UNABLE TO ADEQUATELY INVEST MY TIME INTO VIRTUOUS AVENUES.↗️ ↘️i have fully removed myself from my worksquare, nutritionblock dormitory, and sit plane entirely.↘️ ↗️I STAND, TREMBLING, AS I AUTHOR THIS POST ON MY MEASELY, SWEAT-SLICK PALMHUSK. THE EXCRETIONS OF MY TOUCHNUBS ARE SPARSELY CONTAINABLE, AND OCCASIONALLY FORCE ME TO GLIDE SMOOTHLY ACROSS THE SCREEN.↗️ ↘️all in awe of the bulgemaster.↘️ ↗️THIS IS LONG OVERDUE.↗️ ↘️i have glanced upon their public image and taken it into full accounting, and i must speak openly about my thoughts on the subject.↘️ ↗️THERE IS AN UNDENIABLE EFFERVESCENCE CONTAINED WITHIN MY↗️ ↘️black quadrant associate.↘️ ↗️THERE IS A LOT TO GET INTO, BUT I AM GOING TO START AT THE TOP.↗️ ↘️the tangle of their tendrilous crown, cascading in fuchsia hues down their flowing, elegant mane brings me to imagery of something as debauched as their multitudinous reviews.↘️ ↗️SOMETHING TO BECOME↗️ ↘️tangled in.↘️ ↗️LIKE A LIGHTHIVE IN AN INKY, GREASY, BLACK SEA, IT CARVES EFFORTLESSLY THROUGH TANGLES OF OILSLICK, A PATH TO FOLLOW WITH THE TIPS OF YOUR TOUCHSTUMPS.↗️ ↘️or squirming tastemuscle.↘️ ↗️BULBS OBSCURED, BUT I CAN STILL FEEL THEIR SULTRY, SMOULDERING GAZE.↗️ ↘️peering into every part of you, regardless of how private.↘️ ↗️AND I DO NOT MEAN THAT WITH ANY SORT OF UNSAFE IMPLICATION.↗️ ↘️just that they are astute in more ways than one.↘️ ↗️DESPITE BEING A LOWLY HEMOANON WITH A CASTEPLAY STREAK A TROLLIAN MILE WIDE, THEIR ACUTE BUSINESSENSE RADIATES THROUGH WHAT FEW FEATURES HE ALLOWS TO BE DISPLAYED.↗️ ↘️it is as vulgar as their verbiage, but nevertheless engaging, enticing, a scuttlebuggy crash you cannot look away from as your digestion chamber churns, you are enthralled to engage with him and his reviews the longer you behold his presence.↘️ ↗️THE MUSCULATURE OF GORGEOUS EMACIATION FOLLOWS SUIT, A SOFTENED EXOSKELETON BARELY CONTAINED WITHIN THIN, PROVOCATIVE COVERINGS.↗️ ↘️a narrow shred of fabric.↘️ ↗️CONTRASTING THE RESERVED, MODEST OPTION OF THEIR PANTS.↗️ ↘️a myriad of opposing pieces come together to form an enticing, complete set.↘️ ↗️BY LEAVING MUCH TO THE IMAGINATION IN REGARDS TO THEIR EMPIRACLE FORMS OF MEASUREMENT↗️ ↘️(located emblazoned across their mid thoracic region)↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE REVEALED JUST ENOUGH TO SEND EVERY GROVELING MIDBLOOD AND PRAISING HIGHBLOOD FALLING AT THEIR STEPPRONGS.↗️ ↘️i am salivating as i type this, my oral secretions threatening to pour from my gaping information cave, unable to be swallowed down my cavernous gullet for the steady bobbing of my gulpbulb.↘️ ↗️A TOTAL IMAGE OF POWER, REARED BY THE EMPRESS HERSELF WITH THE INTENTION OF CONTROL.↗️ ↘️and they have wrought just that, torn the reigns from my curled extensions to leave me bereft in a sea of↘️ ↗️EMPIRACLE RATINGS AND PSIONIC EVIDENCE.↗️ ↘️glorious, intense.↘️ ↗️I SHUDDER AND WEEP IN THE WAKE OF THEIR VISAGE.↗️ ↘️if there is a puddle too wide for you to sweep elegantly over, i will lay myself down in it.↘️ ↗️I WILL DROWN IN AN INCH OF STAGNANT, STANDING, ACID RAIN WATER.↗️ ↘️i will contract fluid into the insides of my airsacs.↘️ ↗️I WILL SUFFER.↗️ ↘️just so that you do not get your hideously revealed walkstumps slightly damp.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY CANNOT COMPREHEND WHY YOU HAVE THOSE EXPOSED, BUT I AM ASSUMING IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOUR HORRIFICALLY TRIVIAL EXISTENCE AS AN EXTENSION OF HER IMPERIAL PIECE OF SCRYING, AN UNPONDERABLE ORB THAT HAS ROLLED LIKE AN UNATTENDED GRUBEGG INTO THE MAW OF THE ACTUAL WORLD.↗️ ↘️they are painted by an expert, unquivering hold, a grasp that compares unparalleled to the likes of my own pathetic trembling.↘️ ↗️IF I WERE GIVEN THE HONOR OF BEING ABLE TO SWIPE A LAYER OF KERATIN LAQUER OVER YOUR EXPOSED WALKABLES, IT WOULD BE NOWHERE UP TO SNUFF.↗️ ↘️it would be a pathetic, sloppy mess.↘️ ↗️NO BETTER THAN A WIGGLER'S ARTISTIC STYLINGS, BEFORE THEY ARE PROMPTLY REPRIMANDED BY THEIR CUSTODIAL CREATURE FOR DISOBEYING THE NATURAL ORDER OF THEIR FUTURE ASSIGNMENT.↗️ ↘️my lithe, inferior touch would be damp and unwieldy, uncontrolled.↘️ ↗️YOU WOULD REPRIMAND ME VERBALLY, AND I WOULD NOT EVEN DEIGN TO ATTEMPT PROVING YOU WRONG.↗️ ↘️i would not even skirt backwards, if you retracted to insert a kick into my blunted, disgusting maw.↘️ ↗️I WOULD TAKE IT.↗️ ↘️i am sturdy enough to handle it, but not near enough to your level to rebel.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE KIND OF ABHORRENT, RULING FROM THE BOTTOM WITH UNFORSEEN INFLUENCE.↗️ ↘️but i do not even deserve to be in the presence of a flawless maze navigator.↘️ ↗️ @bulgeCurator ↗️
I may be the .o°nly .o°ne b.o°ld en.o°ugh t.o° make the ckaim but. I think s.o°me .o°f y.o°u are jeal.o°us .o°f @gratuit.o°usAnnuity 's can-d.o° attitude and never say die mentality
↗️DO NOT LET THE FACT THAT I AM ON MULTIVERSAL TELEVISION CONVINCE YOU THAT I AM NOT ENDLESSLY WORKING ON MY GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️i am literally completing my tasks from my position on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️THE CONSEQUENCE OF MY FAILURE ON THE SHOW IS "GRAVE PHYSICAL INJURY" AND "GRIEVOUS DAMAGE DONE TO MY ALREADY MEAGER, UNDESERVED PAYCHEQUE", ACCORDING TO A NEWSLETTER ISSUED BY MY BOSSES.↗️ ↘️all of whom hold the reigns with their capable, strong prongs.↘️ ↗️MY VICTORY IS GUARANTEED UNDER THEIR COMMAND.↗️ ↘️my bite wounds ache, the anticoagulant contained within grub spittle burns, for those who did not know.↘️
anyone evver notice that the rubbishbloods wwhat cant afford EVVEN the most threadbare clompers and stamp around in the detritus and mud all flippin night partakin in farm wwork or just gods honest gardenin havve the softest most supple dexterous footpads #nsfww #feetpostin
cOlOrs 14:47 "wE cAll Em gUttErblOOds cUz thAts whErE thEy bElOng, In thE gUttEr. yOU'rE sAcrEd kIn, dOn't dEbAsE yOUrsElf, tAlk tO Em sAmE wAy yOU'd tAlk tO A tUrd stUck UndEr yOUr shOE, lEt Em knOw thEIr plAcE." AnOthEr pAssAgE I wAs tOld tO pOst by my mEntOr... shE InsIsts UpOn It. #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr #scrIptUrE
casual reminder t)(at t)(e bounty is still ongoin. c)(eck it out )(ere for details: ill close it by... saturday. yea)(, t)(ats a good day to close it up. )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/ad760bea-2ae6-46b6-bcbd-c4019874bd56 #bountyauction
↗️I WAS LITERALLY ALMOST RIGHT.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6398bf665e45.png ↘️ ↗️ #NSFW ↗️
↘️i will continue to write extensive, lengthy reviews of my superiors and their physique.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY THE LESS THAN STELLAR ATTENTION SPANS OF MY GREATEST DETRACTORS.↗️ ↘️i am submitting myself to levels of devotion never before seen.↘️ ↗️IF THERE IS A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND, I WILL REMOVE MY COAT AND LAY IT DOWN SO THAT THEY CAN WALK OVER IT WITHOUT TARNISHING THEIR STEP PROTECTORS.↗️ ↘️if there is a gap too large for them to safely leap, i will extend my measly height (6.3 steplengths) across it and allow them to trample me as a makeshift bridge.↘️ ↗️I AM FULFILLED.↗️
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️
↗️DO YOU NEED ME TO COME AND MASSAGE YOUR TEMPLES, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
i know absolutely nothing at the situation but will most likely continue to give horrible advice
↘️i am seeking new shifts to take into my already full but never complete 9-5-9 schedule.↘️ ↗️IF THERE ARE ANY PROSPECTIVE FUCHSIA EMPLOYERS↗️ ↘️of which i have seen many of recently↘️ ↗️SEEKING A TASKMANAGER, PAPERPUSHER, DESKDONKEY, MARKETORTURER, STALKBROKER, HEDGEFUNDER, CAEGARPOLISHER, OR PERSONAL FINANCIAL ADVIZIER↗️ ↘️please contact me.↘️ ↗️LOWER CASTES NEED NOT APPLY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1be1eb2289ab.jpg ↘️
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[A PERFE#T WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORK$ FOR #ORPORATE AND #OFFEE MA#HINE$ DONT BREAK!]
♠️ I’m literally nice. ♠️
DiD yOu knOw breathinG iS a priviLeGe that can be revOkeD at any time.
I hate when they throw a prisoner into the cells underneath the office and they start making a racket during working hours. I wish they’d at least soundproof the thing.
⚇ Colors 30:30 ⚇ "And a dirtblood is a dirtblood is a dirtblood but you can give them purpose, kin. Accept their servitude, introduce them to the paint pot. Make them scream the holy noise and praise the Messiahs on their dying breath." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
StatuS: OnLine HeLLO WOrLDS.
↘️i am tired of prospective hires always asking if there is such a thing as "upwards mobility".↘️ ↗️WHY ARE YOU UNABLE TO BE SATIATED WITH YOUR CURRENT POSITION.↗️ ↘️if you were qualified for any higher classification, you would have applied for it.↘️ ↗️BUT HERE YOU ARE, A MEAGER SUBMISSION IN THE RUNNING FOR JANITERRORIST.↗️ ↘️literally undeserving of your cheque entirely, you should be scrubbing my salivary excretions↘️ ↗️FROM WHERE I WAS COMMANDED TO CLEAN THEM WITH MY TASTEMUSCLE FOR MY FAILINGS IN MY SEMISOLAR EMPLOYEE REVIEW↗️ ↘️off of the floorboards.↘️
Beyond that, though! One more awakening awaits. Then we begin in earnest! Aren’t you excited? Not that it matters if you are or aren’t, seeing as it will happen always, but I do hope you are.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
↗️I THINK YOU ARE MISUNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF THAT ENGAGEMENT.↗️ ↘️which is not an insult to your intelligence which is of course vast and complete in all things.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY NO ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT THERE.↗️ ↘️you do not even have to study anything.↘️ ↗️THE KNOWLEDGE IS ALREADY SUPPLANTED IN YOUR MIND.↗️ ↘️it was not like that.↘️ ↗️I SWEAR.↗️ ↘️i am not seeking additional subjubosses, nor am i quadbaiting them on main.↘️
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA FIND YA I'M GONNA GET YA GET YA GET YA GET YA!!! ONE WAY... OR ANOTHER I'M GONNA WIN YA I'LL GET YA!!! I'LL GET YA!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, I'M GONNA SEE YA I'M GONNA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA MEET YA!!! ONE DAY, MAYBE NEXT WEEK??? I'M GONNA MEET YA I'LL MEET YA!!!~ #lyricposting
↘️this is literally so true, mister calder.↘️ ↗️ANOTHER "HIT CHITT" FROM THE INFORMATIONCAVE OF THE PROVERBIAL BABE, I AM SO SURE THAT EVERY WEAKER-WILLED INDIVIDUAL IS BOWING THEIR WALKCAPS INTO THEMSELVES.↗️ ↘️their body alight with trembling and disgrace, it is unease they are feeling in the face of such an epicly verbose and dominating personality.↘️ ↗️IT IS BEFITTING THAT YOU ARE SPEAKING DOWN TO A GROUP OF BORN-PEONS, AN ENTIRE HATCHCLUSTER OF LESSERSHAPED INDIVIDUALS AND SUBOPTIMAL SPECIMENS.↗️ ↘️that is true hatchright.↘️ ↗️THAT IS TRUE BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️if we were in a meeting right now, i can just imagine the pull of your rightmost steptrunk as you prop your heel upon the pressed wood of the board room table.↘️ ↗️YOUR OTHER POD REMAINS FIRMLY ANCHORED TO THE FLOOR, YOUR TRUNK LISTS FORWARD IN PASSION AND UNREPRIEVING PASSION.↗️ ↘️your prongs are balled in eager explanation of your position.↘️ ↗️YOUR PITCH IS SO PASSIONATE, YOUR BOARDMATES INSTINCTIVELY BOW, AND SCATTER THEIR LESSER BUSINESS CARDS.↗️ ↘️yours are contained within a gilded cardholder.↘️ ↗️SO UNPERTURBED.↗️ ↘️it is beautiful.↘️
†) AH'M BACCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. :o) (†
↘️rest in pieces, helmsperson.↘️ ↗️LAUGHING MY TUNNEL OFF.↗️
↘️i am literally the only elite employee at this office to ever experience the grace and also joy of being able to effectively demolish a pickled and preserved, pink, foul smelling, oblong meat product.↘️ ↗️PURCHASED LOOSELY FROM A JAR AT A SCUTTLEBUGGY REFUEL STATION.↗️ ↘️wherein your bare prongs had to be inserted into the communal brine to remove it.↘️ ↗️FOR YOUR PERSONAL CONSUMPTION AND NUTRITIONAL PURPOSES ELSEWHERE.↗️ ↘️it is so good.↘️
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
‘Helmsman’. The concept is magnificent (MAGNIFICENT). The organic redeemed to become the heart of the machine. Purified and made into beauty. I will adapt this technology (ADAPT THIS TECHNOLOGY). I will imp-I will improve it.
↘️the casper bubble has burst.↘️ ↗️THE COMMON SENSE MARKET IS CRASHING WITH YOU NEARBY.↗️ ↘️you are getting increasingly desperate with it.↘️
↗️THINGS ARE GOING TO BE TRENDING UPWARDS IN THE MARKETS.↗️ ↘️aw yus.↘️ ↗️WE ARE GOING TO BE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN HER IMPERIAL DECREE IS INSTALLED.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting my opportunities for abject devotion and also the future of markendeavors.↘️
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
,,,(º ◡ ⊝),,,you're meant for greater thing$,,,even if you don't know it yet,,,
↘️i am hopeful that when my worksquare neighbor finally departs his mortal coil, that i am able to claim all of his belongings before they are redistributed in the bi-wipely "dead and gone" office soiree.↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT HIS HOLEPUNCH FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE SWEEPS NOW.↗️ ↘️it will be mine.↘️
↗️AN IDIOT'S NAME.↗️
↘️the other indigos in my office are suggesting we pull investments from hiveblock buster, and place the resulting caegar into something that is allegedly↘️ ↗️"TRENDING UPWARDS"↗️ ↘️yapple.↘️ ↗️I HAVE LITERALLY, IN ALL OF MY TIME, NEVER HEARD OF SOMETHING STUPIDER.↗️ ↘️i am imploring everyone involved to reserve their shares for something of much more substantial value.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE FREE TO MAKE IDIOTIC DECISIONS, BUT I WILL NOT BE ENGAGING IN THESE LOWLEVEL DECISIONS.↗️
↘️please do not attempt posting about stocks or bonds when i am not active on the website.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOUR INVESTMENTS, TO ADVISE, AS I AM LITERALLY THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF HER IMPERIAL MARKET PRESENTLY AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MARKETORTURING CONSULTATION.↗️ ↘️and it is kind of inconsiderate to attempt excluding me.↘️ ↗️WHEN I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.↗️
YES, EVIDET. VAGUEPOST. VAGUEPOST YOU MAD MAN!!!!!
i didn't even know lowbloods were allowed online that shit's soooo crazy
†) DEERS7ALKING AGAIN. :o) (†
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†) JOKE IDEA. I PU7 YE IN 7H' 7ORMEN7 NEXUS. 7HA'S WO7 AH CALL ME BASEMEN7 BAHAHAHA. (†
†) I7'S AWESOME, RIGH7? (†
†) 7ROLLS ARE SAE SOF7. LI7ERALLY SOF7. YE'D BE SURPRISED HOW EASY I7 IS 7' PU7 HOLES IN 7HEIR BODIES. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
↗️EL OH EL.↗️
†) POS7 COORDS. :o) (†
↗️BIG RETURNS DELIVERED ON #FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2365a48f8415.png ↘️
↗️I KNOW YOU LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE FISHING, BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKELY LITERALLY BOUND TO YOUR DUTIES.↗️ ↘️but i am having so much fun.↘️
↘️i have gotten to move closer to him.↘️ ↗️I AM JUGGLING BOTH THE OBSCENELY NONSENSICAL ACTIONS OF SOME UNKNOWN BUSINESS TROLL CHALLENGING ME TO A DUEL↗️ ↘️and my efforts in increasing our bitestock.↘️ ↗️I WATCHED, AGOG AND ALSO AGHAST, AS HE REELED IN A SPECIMEN WITH NO CONCERN AT ALL.↗️ ↘️only sheer force.↘️
†) SAY BA77ERY AGAIN. NNF. (†
†) CLAYMORE IN ONE HAND, BARBED FLOG IN 7H' O7HER, ME BUCK KNIFE S7RAPPED 7' ME HIP. AYE. 7ODAY'LL BE A BONNIE GOOD DAY. :o) (†
↘️wrothe weekend.↘️
↘️(some) minds on display on this site are so sound and glorious that it literally makes me tremble at my work platform.↘️ ↗️IMAGINING THE KINDS OF CAPABLE PRONGS THE EMPIRE WILL EVENTUALLY SEED INTO.↗️ ↘️it makes my informationcavern so dry, i have to preemptively stalk to the hydration cooler and brave the inherent↘️ ↗️AND DESERVED↗️ ↘️disrespect of my corporate subjubosses, to whet my trembling pallet.↘️
↗️YOU ARE MY SOLE ROCK IN THIS TIME.↗️
↗️I HAVE INVESTED THE REMAINING COIN IN MY NEAR EMPTY COFFERS INTO CROCKERCORP STOCK.↗️ ↘️we are popping the biggest bottles when the new product goes public.↘️
†) DORKS NEED7AE S7OP MAKIN' I7 SEA EASY 7HEN. (†
†) AH DAE 7H' SAME 7HING 7' LOWBLOODS. :o) #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
◌ "Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough." ⧂
Surprise.
↗️YOU WOULD THINK.↗️ ↘️i literally have not even left my worksquare.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS MY OFFICEBLOCK.↗️
↘️look at the caliber of other individuals.↘️
↗️I LITERALLY DO NOT KNOW.↗️ ↘️every night is a struggle for me.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO BAIT ME INTO MAKING PERMANENT SOLUTIONS TO TEMPORARY PROBLEMS.↗️ ↘️but i will not do it.↘️
H.o°nestly yes this is pretty accurate t.o° the average l.o°wbl.o°o.d chittr I see .o°n here
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
↗️I AM GOING TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO INFER THE MEANING ON YOUR OWN TERMS, AND ALLOW ME TO STEP BACK.↗️ ↘️i am accusing humans of being cyclical self-servers.↘️ ↗️UNTAPPED BUSINESS MOGULS, DESPITE THE SOFT SHELL.↗️ ↘️to be shaped into something greater and just as selfish.↘️ ↗️LIKE JANE CROCKER OF CROCKERCORP CEO FAME.↗️
↗️I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT I AM AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN OF AN INDIGOBLOOD.↗️ ↘️i am so different from members of my caste and perhaps even the wider hue that i am preemptively vibrating with shame, my support column bowed in acknowledgment that i am deskjockey first, adequate troll second.↘️ ↗️MY GRAND SUPERIOR APPROACHED MY DESK, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS FRUITLESS CONNECTION TO MEMBERS OF MY OWN SUBSERVIENT ILK, AND HESITATED.↗️ ↘️a gropeplane raised, he could not even bare to strike me for my obvious display of slackery.↘️ ↗️HE WAS TOO BEWILDERED BY THE DAMPNESS OF MY HEADSTEM AND AUDACITY TO CONSUME VALUABLE OFFICE HOURS WITH THIS VENTURE, THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE CRUELTY.↗️ ↘️he could not look me in the bulbs when i turned, and this slipped to the carpet.↘️ ↗️I AM EXPERIENCING EVERY LAYER OF SHAME RIGHT NOW.↗️ ↘️i feel no connection to this indigo-typical beastsona, even if i have tried to ascribe to it features that are characteristics solely of me.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE DISTURBED BY MY LATENT ATTEMPTS AT RELATABILITY, YOU MAY ADMONISH ME.↗️ ↘️do not hold back.↘️ ↗️@naughtyTechnician ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91d8b1c35d08.png ↘️
... i will be at #fightnight. laughter 6:33 "DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS! SLIDE TO THE LEFT! SLIDE TO THE RIGHT! CRISS CROSS!"
↗️A SIGN?↗️ ↘️yes.↘️ ↗️I HAVE 17 OF THEM.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c0b37e544f3.jpg ↘️
... revelries 21:6 “i take what was given to me, MOTHERFUCKER. this body, this wicked little life, and i run it ragged in Their honor. i will not waste it BITCHIN about what could have been. i will not waste it in shame, brother. i will spend it loud. i will die laughing because this SHIT is hilarious.”
↗️THE STRONGEST BOND ANY TWO TROLLS CAN HAVE IS NOT A QUADRANT.↗️ ↘️nor is it a warrior's bond.↘️ ↗️IT IS↗️ ↘️a joint account at a financial institution.↘️
†) DUNNAE WORRY, CUN7. AH'LL BE 7HAR. :o) (†
†) ME NEI7HER. :o) AH'M SO EXCI7ED 7' MEE7 YE. (†
†) AH'M NO7 EVEN GUNNAE WRI7E MAH CHI7. I7 WRI7ES I7SELF. (†
†) CU7E. I7 7HINKS I7'S PEOPLE. :o) (†
†) GONNAE PUMP MAH BULGE 7' 7HIS LA7ER BAHAHAHA. #NSFW (†
bUt iF... i pUt mY CaNe aLl uP In sUm oNeS OcCuLaRs? Jk jK.. 🤔🤔🤔 U N LeSs
i rUn a cIrUs :0) dIs mE hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/15436130_MiNrQhWwOqIy7uV.PnG
↘️how can i congratulate their efforts in undermining you.↘️ ↗️IS THERE SOME PLACE I CAN SEND A TACTICAL FRUIT ARRANGEMENT.↗️
... losnaa took the gimp out of its box without my MOTHERFUCKING permission again. :o/ #nsfw #violence
†) SHOULD AH BRING 7H' GIMP 7O FICH7 NICH7? I7'D BE LIKE... ENRICHMEN7. :o) (†
... i would hard reset you my MOTHERFUCKING self.
†) WE HAVE A WINNER. (†
†) ME AND 7H' WIFE SAW I7 FROM ACROSS O' 7H' BAR AND LIKED I7S VIBE. :o) (†
fair fair. h:o)bble it then. place a w:o):o)d bl:o)ck against it's ankles and smack the ankle with a hammer. g:o):o)d en:o)ugh t:o) cripple em and imm:o)bilize but n:o)t en:o)ugh t:o) put them :o)ut :o)f w:o)rk.
break its back and paralyize it fr:o)m the waist d:o)wn, then tie puppet strings t:o) the legs and play ar:o)und with it like that.
†) 7HE GIMP'S BEEN MISBEHAVIN'. 7OO OWER MANY ESCAPE A77EMP7S. CHI77R, SHOULD I GONNAE BREAK BO7H O' I7S LEGS, OR BLIND I7 BY POPPIN' OO7 I7'S BULBS LIKE GRAPES WI7' MAH 7HUMBS? AH'M 7AKIN' A WEE POLL HERE. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
†) 7HE GIMP GO7 OO7 AGAIN. 7HIS IS GE77IN IRRI7A7IN'. AH'M GONNA DIG AROUND IN I7S SPONGE AGAIN WI7' 7H' ICE PICK, CLEARLY AH DIDNAE LOBO7OMIZE 7H' WEE CUN7 GULD ENOUCH. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFWE (†
↗️NIGHTLY AFFIRMATIONS.↗️ ↘️i love my job.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT DESERVE MY JOB.↗️ ↘️i am beholden to the capabilities of my superiors.↘️ ↗️ALL OF MY SUPERIORS ARE STRONGER, BETTER, FASTER, SMARTER THAN ME.↗️ ↘️i am skilled.↘️ ↗️I AM HONING MY PAN EVERY DAY.↗️ ↘️i am allowed to enjoy my sour scream and grubloaf sandwich at my desk.↘️ ↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR KNOWS NOTHING.↗️ ↘️no one is doing it the way wrothe is doing it.↘️ ↗️THE MARKET WILL NOT CRASH.↗️ ↘️my superiors love the way i quiver.↘️
†) GULD LICH7, BLUDD BALLOONS. AH'LL SEE YE AWL A7 FICH7 NICH7 7OMORROW. :o) #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
†) MU7AN7S, APOS7A7ES, INFIDELS, HERE7ICS, AN' CUN7S, EV'RYWHERE YE LOOK. DISCHGAUS7IN'. (†
†) YE CAN SAY MAH NAME CUN7, YE DINNAE NEI7 7AE BE SHY. (†
†) @GRINAGOGSCAUDLE YE HEAR 7HA, BI7CHCUN7? I7'S OUR WEEK. :o) (†
†) AH 7HINK I7'D BE KINDA FUNNY 7AE BLIND A BUNCH'O' 7ROLLS AN 7HEN JUIS7 SE7 7HAIM LOOSE IN A DEA7H MAZE. LIKE WA7CHIN 7HAIM BUMP IN7AE EACHO7HER AN SHI7 WHILE AH SNACK ON 7HEIR GANDERBULBS. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†
†) #DASHWA7CHING ISNAE MUCH DIFFEREN7 7HAN DEERS7ALKING. (†
†) DAE YE NEI7 7AE BE ALIVE BI 7HE 7IME AH'M DONE? (†
... you're safe in your MOTHERFUCKING helmhole, battery. you haven no reason to be scared of me. be afraid of the penance that comes after the voidrot melts your MOTHERFUCKING bulbs, pissveins. and be afraid of the technicians two vaults over. the stress test will be a long one, messiahs willing. honk.
... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
†) HUSH LI77LE WRIGGLER, DINNAE SAY A WORD, OR 7HE GRAND HICHBLOOD WILL SURELY HEARD 7HE SQUEAL O' A MU7AN7, BLOUD SO 7HIN, AN COME 7AE PEEL AWAY YOUR LAYERS OF SKIN. AN WHEN 7HON SKIN S7AR7S 7AE 7EAR AN FRAY, HE’LL LAUCH AS HE RIPS YER SOUL AWAY. HE’LL 7AK YER BLOOD, 7HA7 PRECIOUS HUE, AN PAIN7 7HE WALLS A SHADE O' YOU. #NSFW #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
†) A JUIS7 WAN7 7AE MAKE I7 KNOWN, PUBLICALLY, 7HA7 AH WILL BE A77ENDING #FIGH7NIGH7. YE WONAE SEE ME, BU7 AH'LL BE 7HARE. LURKIN. WA7CHIN. BREA7HIN DOUN 7HE BACK O YER NECK LIKE A WHISPER. (†
↘️i aim to provide a follower to every ceo or likeminded salarytroll available on the website.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 90 FOLLOWERS, I AM ONE OF THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has 10 followers, i am one of them.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 1 FOLLOWER, I AM THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has no followers, i am dead.↘️
†) LOVE ME, HA7E ME, I7 DOESNAE MA77ER. AH ALWAYES ARRIVE, BU7 AH ALWAYES COME LAS7. ;O) #NSFW (†
†) JOKE IDEA. AH ASK IF YOO WANNA SEE SOME7HIN', AN WHAN YE ANSWER, AH GOUGE Y'ER GANDERBULBS OO7 WI' MA 7HUMBS. :O) #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
↘️beastbuy's geeksquad.↘️
Don't Call Them Lowbloods Bro! I am an ally.
:o) colors 42:6-7 "remember this story, unfaithful, and remember its lesson, you ain’t the masterpiece, you ain’t the SHIT, you’re the dirt under the boots of the highbloods, but even grime’s got a purpose." "to make the shine shine brighter, to make the laugh laugh louder, to make the Messiahs’ mercy feel like a MOTHERFUCKING gift when they deign to spit on you from on high, so stay put, little smear, the carnival’s coming."
... you couldn't clean the bottom of my MOTHERFUCKING boot.
†) BAHAHAHA. AH CAN REFEREE. :O) (†
↗️LOOKS BAD.↗️
†) OKAY. A GO7 ANO7HER GUID ANE. NEW JOKE CONCEP7. 7HIS SHI7 IS HILARIOUS. AMPU7A7IN A SHI7BLOEUD7 AN FEEDIN 7HAIM 7HEIR OWN LIMBS. PRE77Y GUID, YEAH? :O) #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE #CANNIBALISM #AU7OCANNIBALISM (†
†) IVERY 7IME YE HA7E MA CHI7S A'HM PUMPIN MA BULGE FAS7ER BAHAHAHA. #NSFW (†
†) LOVE 7H' FEELIN O' A HEED POPPIN' BENEA7H MA BOO7. UNF. SAE SA7ISFYIN'. #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFW (†
i was thinking of helping you acquire a motherfuckin lowblood, BUT THIS WILL BE NOTED.
†) WHAN YE S7RIP AWAY 7HE PRE7ENSE O' HOPE FROM A GU77ERBLOOD, AN 7HEY FULLY IN7ERNALIZE 7HEY'RE GAUN'AE DIE, AWL 7HE BEGGIN' AN SNIVELIN' GOES REAL MI7HERFUCKIN' QUIE7 AN AWL 7HA7'S LEF7 IS OBSERVA7ION. "YOU'RE A MONS7ER", "YOU'RE SADIS7IC". LIKE. YEAH CUN7. WHI7 CLUE'7'D YEH IN? #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE (†
... are your betters aware of this account? :o)
†) WHO WAN7S 7AE VOLUN7EER 7HEMSELVES 7AE GE7 PUMPI7 FULL O' ADRENALINE INJEC7IONS WHILE AH FLAY YER SKIN AWFF LAYER BI LAYER? <3 #NSFW #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
... do not join the matesprit island. come to my island where i will be holding a raucous hunt instead. SHITBLOODS apply below. :o)
I'll bury the rest ⌖' him. C⌖uld leave 'im ⌖ut. Warnin' fer what happens t' trespassers. Feelin' kind t⌖night. S⌖ I'll bust ⌖ut the sh⌖vel. 𓍯
Rust wandered ⌖nt⌖ my farm earlier. Laid 'im ⌖ut real quick. ⌖ne sh⌖t t' the pan. H⌖pe the Mirthful Messiahs d⌖n't mind if I make a st⌖⌖l ⌖r s⌖methin' ⌖utta all what's left. #g⌖re #vi⌖lence 𓍯
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ NOW SCREENING CANDIDATES FOR EXECUTIVE CONSORT HUSBANDSLAVE. PRIME SPECIMENS ONLY. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
They should not be allowed their own t-t-t-thoughts. They are lesser (LESSER), beings of visce- beings of viscera and marrow.
↘️do you ever see a helmsperson and seethe with something akin to greenery.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GOLDBLOOD, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR DESIGNATED ROLE.↗️ ↘️the glory of having a task assigned to you at hatching, a job destined onto you from wigglerhood.↘️ ↗️AN IMPERIAL SERVANT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED OR AT LEAST STRIVINF TOWARDS IT, FROM YOUR VERY FIRST SWEEP TO YOUR VERY LAST.↗️ ↘️it makes me shudder to imagine, complete and utter devotion to your brigade of superiors.↘️ ↗️PHYSICALLY BOUND TO YOUR DUTIES, ESCAPE IS NOT AN OPTION, YOUR ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.↗️ ↘️is that not literally amazing.↘️
∻Haven't seen this many upset g☢ldbl☢☢ds since the imperial fleet needed new batteries.∻
↘️i have escalated my concern from the workplace to beyond that.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRIED IN YOUR OWN COURT.↗️ ↘️and punished in your own gallows.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE REALLY SLASHING UPWARDS, LIKE A TOTAL SOFTPAN.↗️
↗️USUALLY MY SWALLOWTUNNEL IS SO LAX AND ALSO SPACIOUS THAT MOST EVERYTHING SLIPS DOWN IT WITHOUT MUCH HESITATION, SUCH AS SMALL FRUITS OR OTHER MILDLY INTRUSIVE OBJECTS OF CONSUMPTION. AND VITAMINERAL SUPPLEMENT PILLS.↗️ ↘️as stated previously, i was running late for a private meeting with my physical and social superiors.↘️ ↗️DO YOU HAVE ANY FOLLOWUP QUESTIONS.↗️
↗️I HAVE BEEN CAUGHT CHOKING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO SWALLOW A BOILED CLUCKBEAST REPRODUCTIVE BYPRODUCT WHOLE.↗️ ↘️i am okay though.↘️
↗️I WILL CHECK IN AFTER YOUR NEXT MANDATORY WIPE.↗️
⚇ whatever you say, motherfucker. ⚇
scantily clad sultry muckbloods stompin grapes sevveral hours a day trick curious and intrigued highblood into drinkin their footwwine #nsfww
They would thiink iit'2 cute and mount your tiiny liittle body iin front of theiir 2hiip for everyone two 2ee and laugh at. That'2 ju2t the way iit be.
i may be sick and dying but im not letting this rot in replies https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/wrotheman.jpg
↗️KEEP DREAMING, YOU DEMONSTEROUS FLOP.↗️
Hm, an ‘Evil Jade’. This certainly raises questions that I can feel my sight beginning to expand towards answering. How excellent.
↘️why are you unbusy enough to use chittr while being offplanet.↘️ ↗️SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE SLACKING. OR MAYBE JUST ENTIRELY WORTHLESS.↗️
↗️HAVE YOU PULLED YOURSELF TOGETHER YET, SAD SACK.↗️
↗️I HOPE WHEN I AM SHIPPED OFFPLANET FOR SOME KIND OF NUMBERS-BASED ASSIGNMENT, THAT I AM ALLOWED TO CONTINUE MONITORING MY PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️i am massively hopeful for the up and coming "playobjects-r-us", a store for wigglers.↘️ ↗️I HAVE INVESTED HEAVILY IN IT ALREADY. I AM PREPARED FOR GREAT THINGS.↗️
↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO GET ONLINE AND DRY BEG↗️ ↘️or in some cases, wet beg↘️ ↗️FOR SYMPATHY ABOUT YOUR DESIGNATED TASKS AND GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT, MIGHT I MAKE A SUGGESTION?↗️ ↘️some of you are not going to like this.↘️ ↗️BUT I EARNESTLY SUGGEST REPORTING YOUR FAILURES TO THE LOCAL DRONEMPLOYMENT AGENCY↗️ ↘️and praying they opt to hammer you to a swift demise with their massive fists↘️ ↗️INSTEAD OF SLOWLY SQUEEZING THE INSIGNIFICANCE AND FAILURE FROM YOUR PHYSICALLY INFERIOR FORM UNTIL YOU ARE THE TROLLMEAT VERSION OF A DRIED FRUIT BYPRODUCT.↗️ ↘️#violence.↘️
≈hy people choose to participate in a role that only brings them suffering and refuse to do anything about it is beyond me. Good luck, I guess. Chase joy and ≈himsy in life. Fuck kno≈s some of you need it.
And so, the work begins.
@ [Attached is an image of a chair nearly completely crafted out of bones, aside from cushions adorning the seat and back. Anatomically speaking, each piece of the chair is composed of parts analogous to such on troll anatomy. The legs from leg and arm bones, the back composed of multiple rib cages lashed together, with three skulls adorning the top. The entire thing is polished clean, not a hint of blood or gore to be seen.] #gore #body-horror #horror ? @
<:- It Iś Faścinating To Śèè How Many ‖owb‖oodś Śèèm To Havè A Gènuinè Dèath Wiśh. If Your ‖ifè Iś Tru‖y That Miśèrab‖è, Join Thè F‖èèt To Givè Yourśè‖f A Purpośè? :}{ -:>
Lowbloods are incredibly drama†ic.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #33 • “You, dear children, are from God and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world. - 1 John 4:4”
Are my mir†hful siblings jus†... claiming lowbloods now? Is i† for fun? (I am †aking no†es. As always. I would love Lowblood perspec†ives †oo, I suppose.)
↗️I LITERALLY HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU AFTER MY INITIAL STATEMENT. PRESS CONTROL AND ALT KEY AT THE SAME TIME, AND DELETE THE MEMORIES OF THE WOUNDS YOU CONTINUE TO REOPEN.↗️
↘️statement↘️ ↗️YOU WILL BE USEFUL FOR HALF A SWEEP AND THEN UNCEREMONIOUSLY EXPLODE INTO A PIECE OF SHRIVELED MOOBEAST TAFFY.↗️
theres a YELLOW BLOOd that heats my boiler (:F theyre such HARd workers
↗️SOME OF YOU GOLDBLOODS DISCUSS YOUR FUTURES AS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE POWERING IMPERIAL AIRSHIPS.↗️ ↘️you are going to be mining amporacoin.↘️ ↗️AT BEST.↗️
Perhaps I will leave the question open. You will, I imagine, understand that I am referring to you. Eventually. How is it that you live? A timeline so adjacent to mine, one where my Lord’s will is law and all that is. Yet you live. And thrive, even. How? It is the most peculiar dark spot of them all. One I cannot penetrate. You are the greatest target of his ire, the ultimate target. Your complete extinguishment from any form of reality should be assured. I say this with no malice, it is mere fact. Perhaps if you provide me the answer, I will shift my gaze from others in your circle. Tick. Tock.
↗️I AM IN MY FLOW STATE.↗️ ↘️as in, my caegar is flowing and i am in a state of euphoria.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THERE IS A LARGE, ENTHUSIASTIC GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME FAIL, BUT I AM IN A CONSISTENT ERA OF PROSPERITY NOW THAT I HAVE EFFECTIVELY FOUND MY STEPHOLD IN REBUILDING MY COINPURSE EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️i would be taking applications for desk polisher and wordjockey, if i did not enjoy both tasks dearly.↘️
I was quite a charming child. https://www.image2url.com/r2/default/images/1776277255417-1f4c8d29-4825-4026-9f13-b79f909bad4a.jpeg
"= alternian fleet ship brig ="
↘️you people can't do anything.↘️
Wow! The People On Chittr Like Me! Crazy. ~ Geh Heh Heh!
hчsktop, plaY troll ke$ha - blow on repeat
Even I am not immune to wishing that certain things inevitably to be were different. Certain individuals in certain roles, certain events proceeding differently. And of course, certain unpleasant situations avoided. But we all have our duties, and I face and facilitate what must occur without complaint.
↘️very unlikely and i literally am not afraid.↘️
BACK FROM THE SOLITARY WELLNESS VOID! I SURE HATE MODERN THERAPY! ANYWAYS, UNRELATED NOTE, LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS TO HAVE THEIR FLESH AND MIND MOLDED INTO MY EXACT BODY DOUBLE IN EXCEEDINGLY GRUESOME WAYS! ((#GORE #BODYHORROR))
aLrIgHt, I AiN'T ExPeCtInG AnY OtHeR MoThEr fUcKeRs tO ReAlLy gEt mE HeRe bUt cHeCk tHiS ShIt oUt. HtTpS://CdN.ImGcHeSt.cOm/fIlEs/fC151168dCc2.PnG
heres an idea pull on your fuckin bootstraps and see if you got wwhat it takes to do it yourself drowwner (in before he says hes goin to grovvel before his coldblood superiors for retribution)
just wwired a tidy sum through the vvarious paradoxical means avvailable to me enjoy your imperial drone security detail
↗️UPPER MANGLEMENT HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO ISSUE AN APOLOGY REGARDING MY FRANKLY UNCOUTH AND ALSO INTERPERSONALLY SCATHING REMARKS MADE TOWARDS JUNIOR HELMSMEN AND THOSE AMONG US THAT ARE PSIIONICALLY GIFTED.↗️ ↘️please be patient as i literally do anything but that, because that request did not happen and it is kind of ridiculous to imagine that this is even a problem.↘️ ↗️I ASK ANY AND ALSO ALL PARTIES OFFENDED BY MY OBVIOUS JESTURES↗️ ↘️that is a pun↘️ ↗️TO COMMUNICATE THEIR GRIEVANCES WITH HER IMPERIAL EMPIRE.↗️ ↘️and when you do not do that.↘️ ↗️TRY SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT.↗️
↗️IF YOU ARE GOING TO WALK TO THE GALLOWS, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST LAUGH ALONG THE WAY.↗️ ↘️i will not apologize for assuming you have a sense of humor.↘️ ↗️OR, HAD.↗️
(>>->) I WaNnA T0UcH A /0Wb/00d :o3 #nSfW HONK
↗️I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH YOUR MEDICULLER.↗️ ↘️after requesting inquiry into your personal files and waiting the appropriate 3-6 wipes for their unsealing, i have finally gotten your test results back.↘️ ↗️IT IS WORSE THAN I FEARED.↗️ ↘️it says it on the front page, a cover letter of no new opportunities, just despair.↘️ ↗️DIAGNOSED. FLOPABETES.↗️ ↘️it is literally terminal.↘️
(>>->) I /0V3 sH0ViNg mY Bu/g3 In tR0//S /0W3R ThAn m3 #nSfW #b/00dCaSt3sHONK
actuaLLy hoLd on quick poLL disregarding what troLL LMFAO actuaLLy said <3 for party rockers in the hive tonight <3< for party rock is
Every work environment requires discipline and clear consequences, miss.
somethin somethin twwo prisoners about to be executed both are lowwblood trash so wwho cares but one is much more terrified than the other so he asks “howwre you so calm wwith a noose around your neck” to wwhich the solemn one replied “ill be ok i dont believve in fake noose” wwhich is hilarious cause obvviously the noose wwas fuckin real as SHIT and they both died gruesomely wwrithin and kickin
↗️ALL OF MY DETRACTORS AND ALSO VARIOUS NAYSAYERS MAY BE AGOG OR AGHAST TO SEE THAT I HAVE OBTAINED YET ANOTHER BADGE.↗️ ↘️for a topic that is very important to me.↘️ ↗️MY INVESTMENT IN #AMPORACOIN IS PAYING DIVIDENDS, WHICH IS TO SAY MY CAEGAR CONTINUE TO SIT WITHIN THE↗️ ↘️"block chain"↘️ ↗️WHERE ALL IMPORTANT AND ALSO WISE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES SPAWN, WAITING TO BE CAPITALIZED ON WITH A TACTICAL SALE.↗️ ↘️which i will not make, because i literally have complete and utter faith in going to the moons and reaching new, impossible heights of wealth and also fortune. mostly social fortune to differentiate myself from literally everybody else who is not me.↘️ ↗️A TOP ADVISOR AND SENIOR MARKETORTURER SUCH AS MYSELF ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE SMART INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES LIE, AND I AM HEDGING MY BETS WITH THE CONTINUED GROWTH OF #AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️i literally cannot thank @caligulasAquarium enough for the opportunity to master this art under him.↘️ ↗️I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PAY HIM BACK.↗️ ↘️but i will do everything in my power to try.↘️ ↗️#AMPORACOIN.↗️ ↘️when do my coffers become full again, i am looking at my accounts and they are currently empty but i am also holding out as i said, i am just kind of wondering.↘️ ↗️#ERIDANWEEK.↗️
↗️UNLIKELY.↗️
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
↘️no, i can't laugh. not yet.↘️