♣ mediated by @fatallyForever
My b:ggest fan's onl:ne, look':t that.
↗️I AM YOUR ANCESTOR'S BEST GOON.↗️
--BEGIN LOG-- aΣΣiΣtant three iΣ returning λate frΩm their break fΩr the fΩurth time. i wΩnder if Σhe knΩwΣ hΩw thin the ice Σhe waλkΣ Ωn iΣ. --END LOG--
ε-o encε-ourAAges her tε-o get better ε-o she AAlreAAdy knε-ows the cε-onsequences
ε-o ill dε-o whAAt i wAAnt ε-o but the reminder is AAppreciAAted ε-o i guess
ε-o yε-oull get used tε-o it eventuAAlly ε-o if nε-ot then mAAybe yε-ou AArent such AA gε-oε-od helm AAfter AAll
>--D=Would=you=say=the=gravity=controls=are=attracting=you=haha=:)//<
All trolls are destined for suffering, one way or anot[][]er. It’s w[][]at you do wit[][] t[][]at suffering t[][]at matters. ]:>
Makes It Really Easy For You Then! Yippee!!♡♤◇♧
So you are a thing known as Chittr. That is now clear. It is fitting, how you chitter a8out. After many attempts involving experiment8tion, threat, indulgence, and flattery, I have achieved a tolera8le mastery over this peculiar little o8ject. It has spent some time masquerading as my journal, with all the audacity of a servant wearing its mistress’s jewels. As swiftly as I came to understand that it could convey my panaches, it was just as swift to growl with want when I ceased to make use of it. Plainly, it desires a host. I shall permit the parasite its lodging for now. As for the rest of you, you presume far too much. This o8ject was meant to receive confession, memory, schemes of conquest, and the occasional priv8 indulgence too finely made for lesser company. Instead, it has 8ecome host to secrets, grievances, courtship de8ris, and those little romantic injuries trolls so often mistake for literature. Yet I cannot deny its utility. It carries the voices of many strange persons, and when I turn my attention upon you with sufficient care, you 8ecome more than mere scrawl upon my thinkscape. You acquire shape. Manner. Odor, in some unfortun8 cases. The testing suggests I may now communic8 with gre8r relia8ility. Messages appear. Replies arrive. Names may 8e addressed without the whole contrivance collapsing into static and insolence. Your insults, therefore, must 8e sharpened if you wish them to retain any hope of accuracy. This is, I suppose, prefera8le to writing into the 8elly of a false journal and waiting to hear whether the thing has learned manners. There remains a single limit8tion. Anything concerning my future, or any future adjacent to my person, fails to render properly. The words curdle. The meanings slip their leashes. D8s arrive without permanence, shedding their certainty the instant I look upon them too directly. The harder I attempt to read, the more this o8ject o8scures. It appears even this ridiculous contraption possesses the sense not to hand a pir8 her own map. So 8e it. The 8argain struck to understand such an o8ject does not require prophecy. I have never needed my destin8tion handed to me. Only a direction.
as.if.you.have.the.clearance.to.force.that.sort.of.question higher.than.you,.not.like.that.is.saying.much
poor.thing
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ One day you will learn to leave well enough alone. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ It will be a lesson learned too late ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
close.
Master works. Doesn't have the same ring, 8ut it'll work regardless.
I have influen¢e over other$ ₩ho might. Ri$k you take ₩ith the bu$ine$$. I am offering $omething. That'$ more than you'll get any₩here el$e.
>--D=Someone=has=to=power=our=ships=and=you=bravely=take=the=mantle=and=even=though=you=were=designed=to=a=packbeast=should=be=praised=for=its=ability=to=carry=so=much=equipment=around=at=least=in=my=opinion=haha=:)//<
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into a performance because it knows someone is watching. Pliability is a 7. Better than expected. Not soft exactly. Not delicate. But responsive. Warm. Worked-in. There is flex through the middle and a stronger base than the shape initially suggests. It can bend, but it does so like a trained fighter taking a stance. Length is an 8. Long enough to be dramatic. Not absurdly long. Dramatic. A stage-length bulge. Arena visible. Good forward presence. Enough to make the "squiggly" jokes statistically unavoidable. Girth is a 9. Hff. Yes. Heavy. Full. Fed. This is an indulgent read. A gourmand read. A "double fist the cheesed burgers" read. X Factor is a 10. Regrowth. Unfortunately. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. As for your coloration... Indigo, obviously. But not a clean polished indigo. Deeper near the base. Warmer along the shaft. A flushed arena-heat tone where circulation is strongest. The color reads less noble and more athletic. Less jewelry. More bruise under torchlight. Your secretions are thick. Not watery. Not delicate. Thick, warm, saline-heavy. Slightly glossy. The kind of slick that looks accidental until it keeps happening. Scent is salt first. Then sweat. Then cooking oil. Then iron. Then char. Then something buttery and obscene that I refuse to name as pleasant. It smells like the arena and the kitchen got into a fight and both lost their shirts. Taste is salt. Smoke. Iron. Heat. There is a rich note underneath. Like grilled fat. Like pan drippings. Like something that should be on a meal plank and absolutely is not. I brought my notes. Not my appetite. Texture is dense. Muscular. Smooth over the top, with heavier ridging underneath. The ridges are not decorative. They feel functional. Like they are meant to tenderize. Sorry. No. That is the correct word. Weight is high. #scent #taste #donttellmanglegement The main feature is enthusiasm. The specimen reads eager for challenge. Praise-responsive. Performance-responsive. Audience-responsive. This tracks with the rest of Hektor Castio. Arena language. Meal language. Heroic feats. Boulders. Slorts. Cheesed burgers. Tongue-posting. The regrowth issue is the actual problem. Trimming the squiggly, suffering through it, posting through it, and then claiming it returned mightier puts this into hydra-coded territory. There may be heightened sensitivity near the head after regrowth. There may be denser tissue near the trimmed zone. Nook danger is also high. The risk does not come from cruelty. It comes from mass, enthusiasm, and the belief that every opening deserves glory on the other side. I grieve his partners. #genitalviolence #cbt #nsfwe #bodyhorror #bodilyharm #nsfw #bulgerating #indigoblood #gladiating #foodie꧂
ε-o hellε-o AAgAAin chittr ε-o i sure didnt miss yε-ou AAnd im sure nε-one ε-of yε-ou missed me ε-o either wAAy were here regAArdless ε-of thAAt AAnd i gε-ot sε-ome reAAdin tε-o cAAtch up ε-on
₍^. .^₎⟆ !s !t jusSSst me or are all ol!vesS really good at suck!ng bulge? ꠹
༄ ｡°Hello, chittr userbase. It has come to my, and more importantly, the Empire's attention, that some are hosting rather unpatriotic thoughts. My presence on this site was requested, though I thankfully will not be playing tattle. I do not care if you despise the spectrum, nor if you personally have slighted those of heightened status. My concerns are on a higher scale. This is just a forewarning, in case you feel like I am the person to report some alleged treason from a neighbor. Do not waste my time with such folly. Honestly? I am quite excited for the excuse to laze about on the job, and potentially to make positive acquaintance with some, if not many of you. This will help me pass the time on my current route. I have received report of a helm having triggered quite the alarming flag. We cannot let a resource sport thoughts so ill advised. I will arrive shortly, @eclecticEngineer.°｡ ༄
╰┈If there is nothing to worry about, then there is nothing to worry about. ╰┈Steady yourself.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Maybe somegay you can be my helmsman, you woulg like it because I woulg not like to keep excess crewmates gue to dhe risks of padhoggens in confineg spaces. I can trage a gifferent helmsman for you or buy a new fancy one for your captain. Of course biologgical power sources must be maintaineg because dhey are biologgical, so please tolerate extra reggular ggroomingg ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️
-kzzzt- w@s m£@nt p0sitiv£ s0rry -kzzzzt-
Lime. Rust. 4 Letters Each. Both distinct mouth flavors. Citrus or Iron. Citrus permits the body to absorb iron. Yet the rust is what is consuming the lime in this scenario. I am a cycle of entropic disgust. Who's that calling on the phone again?
BLAME IT ON A CERTAIN IDIOT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR TRANSMITTING THE PICTURE.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. R༄lax, I know you won't a⏾t on it. If I didn't, I'd hardly b༄ sugg༄sting you tak༄ th༄ warning signs wh༄r༄ I ⏾an't s༄༄ th༄m. I'd just hat༄ to s༄༄ som༄on༄ l༄ss dis⏾༄rning find th༄s༄ thoughts. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
Hatingmychitswillgetyoureportedtoo,especiallyifthechitisabouttheempire.
you ne\/er forget the sound of someone taking their last breath and the ghost of their echo will only continue to play in your pan fore\/er onwards and into e\/ery lifetime. i deser\/e punishment #\/iolence? #horror
Good evening. ₩hi¢h i$ to $ay, good ₩aking. Good hunting. Good beginning-of-bu$ine$$-hour$ to every hone$t $oul o₱ening their eye$ beneath the dark, ¢he¢king lo¢k$, ¢ounting ¢oin, and remembering ₩hi¢h friend$ $to₱₱ed $ounding like friend$ $ometime before da₩n. I do ho₱e everyone $le₱t ₱ea¢efully through the day. It ₩ould be a $hame to ri$e unre$ted ₩hen there i$ $o mu¢h ex₱laining left to do.
« 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔲𝔫𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴𝔫 »
just so you knoww this wwebsite exists for me to use you as punchin bags its literally the consequence free communicatin station like oh no come bounce to my timeline so i can crack your fuckin skull on rocks if you wwant my players are too obsessed wwit completin the game all properlike to let anythin interfere natural defense system #vviolence
╰┈I forgot how eﾒhausting it is to work on eﾒploratory vessels.
Too many gollds today. Not worth Sheparding. Gollds either don't llisten to advice in the first pllace or bllow everything up in a counterproductive mess. Speaking from experience.
Hi$ dig$ aren't that $habby.
↗️THEY WILL SOONER COPY YOUR WORK FIT THAN YOUR WORK ETHIC.↗️
anyways reminder that there is a right decision on how to live your life, and if your not doing whatever the alternien empire wants you are actively wrong :)
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I will serve any woman, provided she is easy on the ganderbulbs~. I see no reason to discriminate~.
ε-o well i AAnswered yε-our questiε-on sε-o
ִ ࣪𖤐 AH... ๋࣭ ⭑
YOU’RE ALL LOVELY ENTERTAINMENT.
♥ the hemospectrum is so great ♥ ♥ when i paint someone in my genmat they look so ♡mine♡ because it's literally my blood color ♥
PERHAPS IIT IIS VERY SLIIGHTLY ""CREEPY"" TO WATCH TWO OTHER TROLLS EXPERIIENCE A SOFT ATTRACTIION TO ONE ANOTHER THAT COULD BE FLUSHED OR PALE BUT II AM VERY AWKWARD SO II AM NOT ENTIIRELY SURE WHAT THE MOST APPROPRIIATE ""II AM WATCHIING NOT TO BE WEIIRD BUT TO BE SUPPORTIIVE"" IIMPLIICATIION IIS UM THE POIINT IIS THAT HELMS HAVE A UNIIQUE MEANS OF FLIIRATIION THAT IIS IINSPIIRATIIONAL TO ME IIN BOTH BLUNTNESS AND LACKED PHYSIICALIITY II HOPE THIIS IIS NOT OFFENSIIVE TO SAY
ε-o just mAAkin sure ε-o yε-ou AAppAArently hAAve AA tendency tε-o trigger yε-our cε-orrectiε-on cε-ode AAnywAAy sε-o ε-o figured AA reminder frε-om AA friend cε-ouldnt hurt AAnymε-ore thAAn the zAAp dε-oes
ε-o sure pAAl ε-o ill be gettin right tε-o thAAt
🔪 Salvia for sale :0) #substance
ִ ࣪𖤐 HOw bOriNg! But tHis'×̷̷͜×̷ Have tO dO, I su×̷̷͜×̷Ose. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
Tbh Megane-san could get it. He is literally so kawaii and sugoi
>--D=I=am=alright=and=I=yes=I=do=realise=there=are=countless=empire=approved=types=of=love=haha=:)//<
okay that was neitherw yes orw no but i will take it that is good enough wow they rweally did fix you orw maybe they did not maybe that was the otherw one i will be rweal herwe i did not see the differwence between you two and i was verwy confused and i only just now rwealized you arwe two separwate trwolls so i have no idea which of you said what to me when but luckily on both frwonts it does not matterw because i do not carwe that much but i will take it and that will be added to the compliment wall thank you verwy much
ε-o i think its better this wAAy
a prOper nervOus system i assume. amOng Others.
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt iz z0rry. itt d0ez n0tt mean tt0 cauze y0u dizc0mf0rtt. never y0u. itt did n0tt wizh f0r tthiz azzignmentt eitther. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a1z0. fr0m experience z0me 0f tthem d0 in fact wizh tt0 pai1 tthe pi10t. [END MESSAGE]
Ⓗello hello everyone! Ⓘ am your wise and wonderphul Ⓒhimaerogic Ⓜediculler! Ⓘ am part of the Ⓔmpire's elite medical researchers, given explicit permission to delve into the 8iological depths of troll anatomy and physiology to understand how we all tick. Ⓦhat keeps us going, what gives us our warrior instincts, what separates a usephul mutation phrom a culla8le one- Ⓜy current phascination at the moment is how certain caste powers are connected to the gene that gives a troll their 8lood colour! Ⓘ've had to pick apart quite a phew minds to do this (literally) 8ut it is all valua8le research, rest assured! Ⓐs you have pro8a8ly noticed, Ⓘ have a phew mutations myselph. Ⓔxtra gills, a slightly lightened 8lood hue, and a wonderphul 8etta-themed tail! Ⓘ would like to clariphy that i have an official permit to exist and carry out my research with special permissions, under the agreement that Ⓘ also look into what causes these mutations in the phirst place. Ⓐnyway- it's good to meet you all! Ⓘ know Ⓘ've already posted 8ut i phelt an introduction was necessary! Ⓝot every day trolls as old as me interact with the pu8lic, amirite?
(⊱♓︎⊰) freedom is already a prison, too many things to do and mess up , i prefer having everything told to me from someone much more intelligent than myself.
it really doesn’t n yeah he did it earlier
| luv when hot seXyy smrAt trolls r put |n chrge of stuff l|ek yA tht sonds Abt r|ght :)
ε-o i cAAnt knε-ow unfε-ortunAAtely ε-o mAAybe if i wε-orked ε-on the mε-oε-ongε-orger things wε-ould be different ε-o mAAybe they wε-ouldnt be AAll thAAt different
𝙲𝙸𝚃𝙸𝚉𝙴𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁: 𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚋𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚊-𝙽𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚢 𝙱.𝙾.𝚁 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
ε-o hε-ow the AActuAAl fuck is thAAt bε-ox getting thAAt infε-ormAAtiε-on?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] cheated 0n a quadrantt with an0ther uzer 0n thiz zite. [END MESSAGE]
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Unwis༄ for you, that's probably tru༄; b༄tt༄r for th༄ r༄st of us, though. I would lik༄ to know wh༄r༄ your h༄ad's at, p༄rsonally. B༄tt༄r to s༄༄ th༄ warning signs *b༄for༄* you snap som༄night. . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
^^ Good thing to keep in mind. Egotistical doesn't always mean an asshole! ^^ ^^ I mean, look at me. I'm lovely. ^^
EVEЯRYO_E'S ALWAYS CLAIMI_G TO BE A_ ELITE EMPLOYEE. THE BEST OF THE WOЯRST. BUT I SAW @gratuitousA__uity CHEW THE GUM OFF THE BOTTOM OF HIS SUPEЯRIOЯR'S SHOE A_D LICK THEM BOTH CLEA_ AFTEЯR. A_D HIS PICTUЯRE IS THE O_LY O_E O_ THE WALL.
ᐖ JUS ᐖONT HOLᐖ BAᑈK UR OPINIONS ON ANYFING!!!!!! ᑈUZ U KNO WUT ᐖAT WOULᐖ BE? LIE OF OMMISHUN. INSULT ᐖEM ᑈRAZYSTYLE ᐛ
ـﮩ٨ـــــــــــI don't care if you're a top or bottom dom ⚕ub whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr how hard do your entrail⚕ clench when played with? I⚕ it a lil flinch or do they do a jolt?ـﮩﮩـــــــﮩ٨ـ
meenah make the lowvbloods on my posts go awvay. #wvhimpers.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. I just think pun⏾hing down is for ⏾owards; put som༄ faith in your fists and swing abov༄ your w༄ight ⏾lass If I'm ni⏾༄ to you, this is th༄ only r༄ason why . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
☆ it does if you aren’t a wriggler.☆
↘️i cannot imagine a world without my hole puncher.↘️
~O~O~ps, did I d~O that? ~https://markmansO~n.net/wp-c~Ontent/upl~Oads/2020/11/tO~O~-much-mustard-~On-a-h~OtdO~g.png ~#nsfw~
💠~ Shut the fuck up. ~💠
O~ Shame, but doeSn't mean I can't compliment her device SettingS. I'm Sure She'll wake up... eventually. Right? ~O
Not to question our immutable and very scientifically based quadrant system. Or to actually imply anything about my own quadrants. But do we really need auspisticism, that much? If I want to have a toXic, mutually destructive kismesissitude that ends in maiming, destruction of public property, broken social circles, and/or devastating legislacerator fees... that's my business. Keep your mediate reacts to yourself. #Violence #NSFW #RelationshipAdvice #HotTake - MC Oleana
https://cdn.ph❦t❦t❦url.c❦m/free/2026-05-17-89bc2b9e-a7f3-4734-966a-9bc847708046.jpg Sketchb❦❦k p❦st! This guys been fall❦wing me ar❦und f❦r a while n❦w , th❦ught he’d appreciate s❦me attenti❦n.🍎
I'm not calling you that.
My... What did they d✿ t✿ deserve that? Y✿u never struck me as the type t✿ get s✿ claw-happy! B:P °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
I d9n't mean t9 imply that y9ur current situati9n is in any way advantage9us 9r n9t expl9itative, and I weep f9r y9ur suffering. H9wever, it is imp9rtant t9 understand the privileges we all p9ssess - even the 9ppressed. Th9se with psi9nic p9wers d9 p9sses a privilege 9ver th9se which d9 n9t, and we sh9uld ackn9wledge that.
NÓ PLANETS WITH ANYTHING PROMISING LOOKING YET WAIT HOLD ON FLEET OF SPACESHIPS FUCK YES. EPIC BATTLE TIME.
I once had to llet down a young woman under my command who was hoping to court me. She tolld me that I had inspired her to bellieve in making change under her own power. At the time I coulld not understand why she woulld feell this way about me. I still do not entirelly, were I to be fully honest. She remained a good comrade though. I kept her allive for as llong as I coulld.
-^Q∇iet night for me. Maybe I'll go into town or something. I need more bait anyway. Hmmmmmmm.^-
﹏𓂁﹏ Ugh. WWorkin on replacements fer the creww that failed trainin. Massivve pan-ache. ﹏𓂁﹏
>decide to brave the ablution trap tonight >no hot water this perigee so it's been nothing but cryogenic punishment-showers for the last several wipes >ranked matches went SHIT >mood ruined >on the verge of exfoliating my epidermis clean off out of pure spite >glance to the side >gigantic fuck off massive whatever-pede constricting around my shampoo bottle >DING DING DING >hear that? >that's the sound of INNOVATION occurring in real time >hard cut to five minutes later >typing this butt ass naked from the trap >life has meaning again >iHusk is waterproof >arthropodic trap snack annihilated >morale restored LOLOLOL
The other admirals in the academy mock my fleet's innovative dual-helm rotation but what they do not mock is our ability to maintain combat capability after helm expiration and our unprecedentedly low rates of helm overclock damage. I am sorry to post about my own achievements and not those of Warmblood but I wish to share. I am an ally.
Hey. You. Ready for me to ¢olle¢t? No? Ex¢ellent an$₩er.
It pisses me off so bad that Soleah's pfp if offcenter. #directposting
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
Imagine someone you love and trust with your life one day turned to you, and with nothing but pure hope in their eyes said: We should start a podcast. Do you dispatch them Of Mice and Men style or what?
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confession: i miss the shakin of artillery. if there is a mutha fuckin thing more destructive than me, it is a platform of long ranged crust shatterin 200mm cannons. honk honk. its groundin in a way. honk.
Confession: While Troll My Immortal is, in fact fuckking hilarious, the instrumental is actually decent, all things considered. If it wasn't about a bullshit religion that doesn't follow the mirthful messiahs, it might've been alright.
𓁺 H4H4. SOM3ON3 JUST TR13D TO BR1B3 M3 TO G3T OUT OF TR41N1NG. 𓁺
like or pity this post if you wvanna be my friend its #fuckyourfriendsfriday btvw #nsfvw
The thought just crossed my mind that I've seen many of your bulges before your faces. #nsfw
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I hate having to compile a works cited. My source is me. Just trust me.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
Indifferent to slavery as well, although I own a few yet they are content with their lifestyle they are individuals whom are in deep debt, they cant pay off and other half are criminals so in terms half became servants willingly to not be culled by debt and bounty hunters. Hence forth they use me for their protection in turn they serve me. A half and half benefit there. I dont ask for much besides asking to aide in my tedious designs of engineering, only one is constantly willing to be a test subject at any given time. A little strange psionic with a unique condition that's not void rot. I wish to 'mend' that condition #slavery #psionics
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^^ Have you ever thought of having a tied up troll as a centerpiece for a room? ^^ ^^ It's not all it's hyped up to be. ^^ #nsfw
My secret would blow your tits clean off, btw.