♦ pitied by @flamboyantMasquerade
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ACK- I ggot a ssplinter in mmy nnose~<
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Car.~<
I've always been distantly aware that thinking with my dick is a surefire way to get me into some deep shit some day, but I'm pretty sure it might actually kill me today. I guess this is a #vaguepost. #nsfw. If none of you hear from me later, know that I died choking on some dude's dick. Which isn't a bad way to go, really.
[ >A LITTLE RADIATION NEVER HURTETH ANYONE_ ]
Yyeah sso.... Yyou rremenber wwhen I hheld tthat hhot mmug wwith mmy bbulge? ....yyeah so tthey wweren't ggasping at hhow, admittedly impressive it is. I hhave a ccock ssock ffull of ggoo nnow #nsfw~<
Tthey llooked at mmy bbulge and ggasped, I mmean, I kknow it's impressive bbut ggeez bbe pprofessional 🙄 #nsfw~<
sshit~<
gguys wwhy ddo wwe hhave ttroll wwombs tthey ddon't ddo anything tthey just hhurt ssometimes ffor nno rreason. Nnot #nsfw.... #bodyhorror mmaybe?~<
>AcK< how Does one Go To San FranciscO Wi+hOu+ Ge++ing Turned on By The Bridge?