Jaxxon Bontem
@freakHeaux
𖦹 My lusus dropped me on my head dat's why my bulge huge. 𖦹 [[ ooc: missioDei ]]
𖦹 He be watchin my lil page...hehe 𖦹
𖦹 I was hacked anyway next wipe da freakward gon be closed for a bit for renovations™. 𖦹
𖦹 Ionno what dat is now I have to beat ya ass. 𖦹
𖦹 He better watch out cause if I get my hands on him... heh. Let's just say hoofbeasts wouldn't be called hoofbeasts anymore. 𖦹
𖦹 If I ask nicely he might come to da freakward. I got ideas for collaborations with his quasar ass. 𖦹
𓄀 i was g⌖nna hate this bʊt qʊasar g⌖t me g⌖⌖d. what d⌖ ya want? 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𖦹 Who up rootin n' tootin. 𖦹
Shrug. Misunderstood. Not my fight to get involved in, if it's just some person-to-person junk. Still don't fuck with you on precedent, though, don't get me wrong.
S'got to do with you, cuz I'd hold no issue denting your skull in with my fists. ..Which I'm not looking to do right now. Too light out. ..Eh. W/e.
𓄀 n⌖w why y⌖ʊ g⌖in and threaten pe⌖ple y⌖ʊ aint kn⌖w? y⌖ʊ came ⌖n the wr⌖ng p⌖st actin' a g⌖d damn f⌖⌖l and n⌖w threaten a gʊy ⌖n his ⌖wn shit? get ⌖n s⌖me were else. my shit with him is my shit with 'em. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
Motherfucker, kindly, this isn't involved in your shit. Peep the bio, this is simply public service. I give every clown this sort of etiquette. Now if'n you don't mind, I'm stepping on off - like you'd supposedly wish of me.
Hell yeh I'm fuckin fre kish. I'm just some zoo critter who's going to get culled when I stop being fun to peer @ by the upper crust. I'm some wild something. Even so, wishing the best.
𓄀 i aint care ab⌖ʊt all that shit. everyb⌖dy dies all the same shit. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𖦹 Father Bontem is too formal but Daddy Bontem... much to think about. 𖦹
✝+ You think because we're dating, you wouldn't drive me up a wall. +✝
𖦹 I'm sure his hatin ass will show up in my notifs or on da dash talkin shit eventually. 𖦹
𖦹 Dat motherfucker got jacuzi attributes. 𖦹
𓄀 This is insanely ann⌖yin 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𖦹 I'm a resident of da hot seat with you so you got plenty opportunities. 𖦹
𖦹 He wants me so bad it makes him look sillay. 𖦹
𓄀 I kn⌖w this is ab⌖ʊt me, and that pisses me ⌖ff. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𖦹 Imagine you was chillin' witcha podnas and you get a lil scratch in your hear ducts, somethin fly out and then turn into a schoolfeed buggy on da street next to y'all. Wrigglers laughin at you and da Frizz wave then drive off. No thank you or nothin. No hi cat dog nothin. Just free use field trip. 𖦹
✝+ If you are visibly distraught, or I can tell that it caused upset, of course I would. +✝
𖦹 I would be a bit astonished. Dere's a small hint of a smile on my face from da absurdity of it all but you can tell I'm a little hurt I didn't at least get a troll popeyes coupon. 𖦹
✝+ Aaah, well, I would still comfort you. I do not have a coupon, so I cannot exactly help there. +✝
𖦹 If I worked dere and you gave me an expired coupon I'd give you da discount anyway. 𖦹
✝+ Well. Thank you, love. I don't think I've ever eaten there but I appreciate it. +✝
𖦹 Pull up at da club. VIP btw. Gas tank on E, all drinks on me. Wipe me down maybe? 𖦹
𖦹 Yall I got my mangosteen. I'm da happiest troll ever 𖦹
✝+ I still don't know why I am a mangosteen. +✝
Y(O)U G(O)T Y(O)U MANG(O)ST33N!!!! Y3AAAAAAAAH!!!! ♦️
𖦹 I fill her up, BALLOONS! 𖦹
∙☾__☽ needed to let you know i hated this twice
𖦹 NO DON'T LOOK AT THAT 𖦹
✝+ Oh, don't be, I'm not disappointed in you or whatever. I mediated it because I woke up and saw it, that's all. Make all the salacious posts you want, Jaxxon. +✝
𖦹 Sorry yall I'm on one tonight 𖦹
𖦹 Actually you know what I wouldn't mind givin dat yeehaw guy a ride 𖦹
𓄀 Y⌖ʊ ain't ridin' shit. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
𖦹 Nah I meant you can ride me podna 𖦹
𖦹 My bad podna hope ya head is alright. Mine's great btw. ;^) 𖦹
𖦹 Need da horny posters to get to work and do what I can't. 𖦹
𖦹 Am I gigglin? Maybe. Maybe I am. 𖦹
𖦹 All my violence is consensual but I don't play 'bout two trolls and dat's Kaine n' Lucier. 𖦹
I D(o)n'T play ab(o)uT y(o)u!!!! buT Th3h3r3'S 2 (o)f uS
𖦹 Bro's kinda handsome. 𖦹
·༻⊱I don't kno⩊ ⩊♄o you'rε talking about, but I ♄opε t♄εy sεε t♄is and fεεl pridε!⊰༺·
𖦹 I'm talmbout you podna you got a nice face on ya shoulders. 𖦹
·༻⊱^^ You sεεm likε a rεal joy; I ♄opε you ♄avε a lovεly lig♄t!⊰༺·
𖦹 Ayyy 69 followers 𖦹
