♣ mediated by @gadaboutTrickster
big jar of peanut butter :)
i have epi pens
yeah? :)
i am though! i'm super happy eating this and i have meds to stop anything bad! :)
considering it. >:/
...blood everywhere... #gore
Normalize Killing Alternate Versions Of The Person You're Obsessed With
The Bunny may not, but others may.
I feel as if it may be a double edged sword.
yeah
good 2 know :)
Hmmm never c0nsidered th4t S0unds fuckin9 4wes0me, hell ye4h I 4m the l0c4l pred4t0r
That is genuinely perfect for her!
B33 < h33h33 youd look soooo cute as a blue bunny in a magician outfit
tHIS IS WHY MY jANE IS, tHE BEST jANE,
How cute!
O)( my gos)(! T)(ere's so many cute little buoys and gills on )(ere I just wanna CULL -EV-ERYON-E of you!!!
For clarity, I'm happy and safe. Jinx has sewn me up decently, though certain others might have done a better job, if they were so inclined. Not that I'm mad. Honestly, I'm still shocked I didn't literally die and respawn from that. But I did promise to be more durable, meow!
See, the tone there was doting and flirtatious.
Awh, poor thing. I can read to you.
Who knows? I have just so many suitors. Virtually all of Chittr.
honestly it loses a lotta its intimidation factor when ur that tiny mostly just makes u look adorable ;3
Death would be a kindness, after all.
to get my mind off this dumpster fire of a site i'm going to send death threats to roses. #violence
The word is about, there's something evolving, Whatever may come, the world keeps revolving... They say the next big thing is here, That the revolution's near, But to me it seems quite clear That's it's all just a little bit of history repeating.
cigarette ashes actually don't taste that bad! #vagueposting
i DO NOT THINK, pLUGGING ONE OF HER NOSTRILS WOULD BE, vERY RESPECTFUL,
B;33 < the top rankings are furry tight!!
shit, im gonna have 2 step up my game if i wanna keep up
B33 < this meowve has given you a massive boost in the rankings <3
R1GHT? H3 LOOKS V3RY CUT3 R1GHT NOW.
B33 < @gallowsCounselor have i efur mentioned how youre like the coolest purrson i know
H1GH PR41S3 CONS1D3R1NG OUR FR13ND GROUP.
and i'll do it again!!!
>:]
Oh? Trying to be a brat again mrrow~? :3 #suggestive
Now boarding. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DbsrQL1XUAAwg8N.jpg
I'm not sure there's anything to fix right now. Like I told Jinx, I'm... excited? To see where this dynamic goes.
Now that the initial shock has passed... I am enjoying the dynamic I have with her. Genuinely. I love that you worry, Jinx. You're wonderful for it. But this time... I want to see where this goes.
It's a bit hard to feel deserving of love when the one you've been pining for comes out and says she hates you for things that are your fault. I know, I know, we promised not to blame ourselves for Game Over. But she blames me. And I dare not disagree.
morning wood beam. #nsfw
>:]
YOU H34RD M3.
HM. RUN.
The humble hare (you) is already on the list, rest assured. And thank you.
[@eldritchTherapy has destroyed her phone]
just trust her, and stop thinking so hard about it.
oh shiiit hang on a creator showed up finally somefin bigger than chuck fuck with a gun
[A video file is attached.] [Someone in a crowd is holding Meenah's phone, recording the scene. They're standing among what looks like around a hundred people, gathered in front of the Grey House fence. Meenah stands at the front of them all, facing them, standing on top of a particularly wide pair of horns on the troll below her.] "tonights the fuckin nights, buoys and gills!" [The crowd, largely comprised of trolls but with a good amount of humans and carapacians as well, erupts into cheers. She raises her hand up and in her grasp appears her 2x3dent, a fuschia-colored ribbon strung around one end.] "remember the plan! you die, someone carries you right to the oval office! nobody stays dead under M-E. Stay close. Stay smart. Let's get me where I fuckin deserve to be." [The camera shakes around as the person holding it cheers, before it's tossed up at Meenah, who catches it and turns it to face herself. Her eyes are sunken and she's sweating like crazy.] "hear that, beaches? if you workin for the grey house, say shello to yo new boss. and stay the fuck outta my way til i get to my new seat, got it?" [She lifts it up to show the grey house, then shuts the recording off.]
ARE YOU HUMAN IF YOU ARE HUMAN CAN YOU TELL ME IF HUMANS PREFER THE meat flavored biscuits or if you'd want sucrose substitute biscuits instead as a treat or reward
Well ive 0nly been l00king at 0ne #girlbulge recently
* sometimes when i see u on my feed i think about it and well yeahh lets just say u gotta put on that suit more often girl hehehe
How scary would it be if everything was the same except Scratch's chromedome was actually made of flesh?
dont remind me of all my fumbles i swear im six feet from the edge and im thinking maybe six feet aint so far down
Ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bunnies.
prey!
dont worryyyy ur only gonna hav 2 look absolutely glamorous 4 a couple days max
* some goon stink is very welcomed when the moods right * but yeah i am not tolerating someone who stinks in a day to day basis at all
:3
They don’t need the muscle memory associated with talking, right? Because that’d be a light punishment for fucking with mine. Never try to prank a guy with control issues, we’re the first ones to crash out about it.
oh dw, im abt 2 make her pay...
i already got a few ideas cookin, u can join me :)
B33 < lmk if you wanna team up
Jinx is it at all possible for you to stop saying fuckable things?
Y34H.
Because you're the bunny!!! :3
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W34TH3R BOY?
sneak l0ver failure medicati0n int0 their f00d then
this https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/sburb!%20%3a%20the%20musical - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Decimation sandwich barrage
I’m also anti grackles btw.
NOT in the mood egbert howw about you sea my globes and promptly kiss them
Tick.
HAAHAA. WELL, WE’LL JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH CARNAGE I CAN WREAK BEFORE THEN, WON’T WE?
AND WHY WOULD I DO THAT, WHEN YOU JUST GAVE ME A REASON TO CONTINUE?
YOU WILL FIND, LITTLE JINX, THAT FOR EVERY POCKET THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING AWAITING TO FILL IT.
AGH SHIT SHIT SHIT @gadaboutTrickster JINX JINX CASEYS BUG BOX IS OUTSIDE MY DOOR PLEASE SEND HELP THEYRE CRAWLING UNDER THE DOOR
NY33H3H3H333H3H
rip lmaoooo
TH3N DON'T POST 1T ON TH3 F33D YOU BR4T
MURDER.
c< well, if yOu ever waNNa add sOMe purple 2 all tHat blue~ feel free 2 give Me a call! >c
1 WON TH3 BR34KF4ST W4R H4H4 @G4D4BOUTTR1CKST3R 1S B31NG *V3RY* FUSSY 4BOUT TH1S.
OK4Y M1SS FUSSYP4NTS. DO 1T! 4ND TH3N 34T!!!
givin u uppies next time we see each other ;3
WE CAN ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO FIX THAT.
B33 < call me shiv the way im about to make you BL33D
It's the same feeling I get during my migraines. I can just tell it is something that is going to happen and there is nothing to be done about it.
I'll be alright. Thank you.
Oooooh I’m looking alright, hoo hoo.
Ooooooooooooooooooo.
ur rly that obvious boo dw tho its cute as shit :3
>B:33 < get his ass!
ill b waitin ;3
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
if it helps you look goddamn amazing ok
4R3 YOU SUR3 4BOUT TH4T?
im gettin the rope #suggestive
「WIDE HOLE OF THE WHITE HOLE.」
YOU ASSAULTED A CHILD BECAUSE YOU DISLIKED HIS ART.
Dude (gender neutral).
Do you need help forgetting?
Absolutely not.
i got it, if that helps
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @gadaboutTrickster Your message is as follows: “It would never have worked out between us. Yet. You nor I cannot help but to imagine the reality in which it did.” Ouch..! This one gave me chills... If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
i almost said something rly #suggestive but imma try n keep things pg durin business hours 😇
I had to put the water gun away. Bored a hole through the reinforced wall of my room.
Hm, well. That will certainly occupy him.
they killed junior :(((((
Any other Beforan high blood men want to writhe for me to make me go from a sad lowblood to a happy lowblood? :( #cronodesDONOTinteract
use ur words sweetie ;3
https://media.tenor.com/01k28ORS7p8AAAAM/debating-unsure.gif
me? gongaga also sipy budlit
Jinx why is everyone trying to kill you
B33 < the bites will clawntinue until meowrale impurroves
L4T3 BUT 1 DONT LOV3 TH1S
u sure?
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@ectoBiologist#6844 You feel it of course. Deep down, you are a replacement . The punchline that doesn't quite match the expected setup. Only a few understand, the rest just seem confused. Disappointed. Oh thats not how that joke goes! You already told us that story. Why do you care about this? That isn't the way it happened. The same people, but they aren't. They died, you saw the bodies, you felt that emptiness. Second try, a guest in a universe that people claim you shape. Second try, you know what you've lost. Second try, must be nice being lucky enough to get it at all. Maybe this time you'll get over it. A second chance, the best kind of memory. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Does anyone happen to know the good doctors exact coordinates ሠቹ are planning something rather big and would like everyone to be involved. Though specifically him.
Hahahaha~! Fine but only because you're probably LESS CUTE without them~
christmas was white but not without my runny cummy silky ropes #dsflow #nsfw #imsorry
:33< :)) :33< ill collect data latepurr i suppawse
I TRIED IMAGINING THEM BUT MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT SLIPPED AND THEY ALL IMPLODED.
...1 KNOW 1T'S 4 D3L4Y3D R3PLY BUT 1 H4T3 TH4T YOU'R3 CORR3CT 4BOUT TH3 S33R P4RT.
need me to come deck you in the face???
it's fine! tragedy is just an opportunity for more comedy, that is what i say.
I'll allow Scratch to rechitt that, because I believe whatever schemes he has in motion are also all of those.
As a collective, we've all admitted to far, far worse. Don't know what you're embarrassed over.
dam strait you would
Don’t hate the player, darling!
Yuri waz never meant to be put away.. (*´ー｀*) blazphemouz
I Wonder Who You Could Possibly Mean
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
l0ok cl0ser two hive dumbass
NEVER TOO OLD TO SHOW EMOTIONS. [|:^)
wELL i WAS GOING TO SAY TOP HAT MAGICIAN, bUT YOU'VE DONE THAT ALREADY, sO i THOUGHT ABOUT OTHER OLD TIMEY TRICKSTERY GUYS, aND HE WAS MY THOUGHT }:(
@ectoBiologist#6844 You owe me. I don't know what, but you owe me. Stuck at a bar with the Hatebot, and I don't think there's many other people in my life I've despised more. If he gets any better, then I'd hope for it to start maybe yesterday.
-> No One Ruin This For Me = Your Total Is $432.00
M1GHT NOT B3 TH3 B3ST 1D34 TO DO TH4T *R1GHT* NOW, BUNNY. C'M3R3. L3TS BUNDL3 UP W1TH C4S3Y 4ND CUDDL3, Y34H?
1 SHOULD B3 4LLOW3D 4 L1TTL3 TORTUR3. 4S 4 TR34T. #V1OL3NC3 #GOR3 #TORTUR3
1'M 4BOUT TO B3COM3 TH1S M4N'S WHOL3 PROBL3M.
:33< why are mew guys purrning into evil otto furom purrzerk?
:33< <3 <> <3< c3<
So many of you are SO R--EADY for a good tide. Rig)(t! I'm t)(inking Tuesday, T)(ursday or Saturday next week! React to w)(ic)( day would be betta. ♡ for Tuesday ◇ for Wednesday ♧ for Saturday. #gillsnig)(tout Remember: everyone is w)(alecome. T)(e only requirements are gossip and fun!
not ∆ writer myself, but this sounds like ∆ good ide∆ for folks who ∆re
ahem. anyway, the most alien-friendly of the #charms is hearts. i'm fairly sure you guys' <3 isn't all that different from ours, aside from its associated color bein' pink instead of red. (red's further down the chart.) i'm pretty sure this one don't need much explanation, but. four me, when i'm in hearts with someone, it means...i wanna do everythin' four 'em. i want to be soft four them, and sweet, and all that sappy gushy stuff. i want to be someone that makes 'em feel warm. https://i.ibb.co/Mxjrrzy7/image.png
moons's the next up on the #charms board. it's called by that because of how your feelings four a person *wax* and *wane*, like the moon. i think i've seen trolls call it vacillation or something like that, but as far as i can tell the nuance isn't really the same? you can be moons four someone without, like, actually changing charms, although some moons troves do go back and fourth between which of their other charms is particularly the focus, which is fun. it's also used four if someone only has feelings sometimes 'n not others. i'm not so sure about you guys but it's pretty normal four us, i don't see how a lot o' relationships would work out 's well as they do without thinkin' o' moons. https://i.ibb.co/N6WWnZR1/image.png
#charms next we have stars. charmmates o' this kind basically hung the stars in the sky, as far as you're concerned. it's sort o' like sayin' you feel like it's a big honor t' be around 'em. pride, admiration, fascination, that sort of stuff. folks end up talkin' up their crush pretty often, or tryin' to impress them a lot, usually. think "starstruck" in your typical slang. it's important to note that a stars relationship can consist of one 'sun' and their orbit, or two leprechauns cheering each other on mutually, but it's always the sun's job to make sure that they're adequately showing off four their partner to continue enjoying being their orbit. https://i.ibb.co/pvXBscgN/image.png
#charms clovers, (yes, you have no idea how many jokes i put up with, and no, this is not my 'favorite') is more of a wildcard than anythin'. we usually say we're clovers four folks when we know we're feelin' somethin', but we don't got words four it. it's good four, you know, not getting all in a tizzy about boxes that don't fit. once something becomes definable as something else, it's not clovers anymore- but it's pretty common four a clover to *stay* a clover when you find someone who you have a truly unique dynamic with. https://i.ibb.co/LzQLqXSB/image.png
#charms here's the other symbol we share with quadrants! except ours are blue, and also kind of...not to do with 'calming' at all. so, diamonds is the protector charm. you often value your diamond's safety more than your own. you are their guard, you are the person who keeps danger from getting anywhere near them. jus' as long as they don't throw themselves in front o' it tryin' to protect you first. :P an ideal diamonds relationship is one where you both cover four each other's weaknesses! it's honestly a pretty difficult balance to maintain, in my experience. (although that may just be because i personally tend to be the one doing the protecting four *everyone* on account of the whole luck thing...) https://i.ibb.co/r2DSPV6c/image.png
#charms 6/9! i probably should have been numbering these to begin with, but hey, funny number. so horseshoes is basically just, like, awesome. it's the charm just four play and fun, jokes and games an' pranks and puns and all that stuff. it's laughing and messing around and all that jazz. be silly, be a fuckin' dork if you want, or just fuck around. that doesn’t mean serious-type folks can’t or don't engage in it-- it jus’ means that their horseshoe is the person they trust to act looser around. https://i.ibb.co/jkqgPXYq/image.png
#charms balloons is an endless pursuit! a hunt, even. constantly trying to take each other down from the sky. in balloons there's a lot more *take* than there is *give*, though it stays level as long as both partners can keep up. it's traps and tricks and wantin' to take someone down a notch, take what you want, even though you like 'em. a good balloons keeps y' grounded, and keeps you entertained. i think this is prrrrobably the closest thing we have to 'hate dating', maybe? but i can't imagine hatin' my balloon.... https://i.ibb.co/Gv8QxXnm/image.png
#charms so, rainbows. it's...it's when something between you is so brilliant, it's like you'd never want to do anything else, like you could live on them alone. it's being perfect by being yourselves. it's like anything you could do would be spectacular, as long as you're doing it with them. 'rainbows withdrawal' is a real thing, four sure! it's pretty intense, i've seen leprechauns go too deep too fast with the kind of soul-bearing that rainbows feelings make you do, but god is it stunnin'. https://i.ibb.co/4w6BpfZy/image.png
#charms last one!!!! pot o' gold, or po'g, is four when you match right up to someone in anythin' you wanna do. it's conspiration, it's a team, it's somebody you can get everything done with faster an' better than anybody else. like you're locked on the same wavelength. it's hard to find, four most, th' kind of guy you can plan anythin' with without clashin'. the kind that has the same ideas as you befoure either of y' have even said it aloud. but when you can make that kind of connection, it's like findin' gold. thanks four listening, and remember, it's not only luck that leads you to love!! :) https://i.ibb.co/d0wGMb5b/image.png