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Hah, I finally got a picture of Jake sleeping. @galacticalTerror https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/0f61393b-954c-45db-8b70-95cbfc53f3f8/dm9ij1f-69cc711d-dd02-4cec-9cdb-5b752b49d15b.jpg/v1/fill/w_1017,h_786,q_70,strp/cute_dirk_jake_cuddles_by_heathenkeithen_dm9ij1f-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9OTkwIiwicGF0aCI6Ii9mLzBmNjEzOTNiLTk1NGMtNDVkYi04YjcwLTk1Y2JmYzUzZjNmOC9kbTlpajFmLTY5Y2M3MTFkLWRkMDItNGNlYy05Y2RiLTViNzUyYjQ5ZDE1Yi5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTI4MCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.IpMKNULdZrT_p4Zfm-Pa_IH-ZBuP5TrxYhE6GQeAWGA (( i cant help the size of the link and make it work...))

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WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS

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Why do I sense dirk insulting me @deltafriedTimeus the fuck you doing

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... the knicks lost bad yesterday and a version of you said no hate about them so i said "no hate for them but they got their asses handed to them yesterday by the spurs." not exact words.

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Shall I kick your ass with spurs on, love?

NO I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG! i teased them a little but there was no cruleness to my words and i just stated a fact!

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Dirk

what?

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Bed.

but its way to early and im talking to another dirk right now. babe. come on...

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Darling

please... we are talking about the safety of our daves...

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I'm asking you to come cuddle me love you can still talk

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Despite my rather frequent forrays into #nsfw territory with dirk I'm not really all that sexual myself? I don't know, maybe it's the sburb romance disaster stuff but being looked at sexually too long makes me feel kind of nauseous.

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Jake, babe, just come back to the room? Not asking for anything just being around you makes me happy. Everything else is just a bonus.

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Dirk that wasn't me shitting on that I was just talking I promise

Dude, I ain’t even mad or upset. I was telling you that I’m lonely. Get your muscular self in here.

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Okay I'm coming goodness sakes

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@undyingUmbrage[UU]

THE SECOND I CALL OUT JAKE ENGLISH FOR BEING A PHONY THIS SITE GOES TO SHIT. OBVIOUSLY THIS IS BECAUSE HIM AND HIS MORONIC COMPANY HAVE SOME KIND OF STOCK IN THIS PLACE. IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME. BECAUSE I'M GREEN. #JAKEISRACIST < GET IT TRENDING.

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Can we not call me racist I don't hate cherubs I just hate you

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DON'T MAKE ME PULL UP OUR OLD PESTERLOGS, YOU SHIT. I REMEMBER ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS YOU MADE ABOUT ME BACK WHEN I TRIED TO TURN YOU INTO A SUPERIOR FOE.

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I was literally 16 and you were actually homophobic

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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GAY WAS YET. I SUPPORT THE HOMOSEXUAL ANIMES NOW, SO IT'S OKAY.

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Can't believe you're trying to call me racist during pride month smh

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I will say this new font is a little hard to read))

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JAKE ENGLISH IS A FRAUD, A CUCKOLD, AND THE LAMEST BETA MALE IN EXISTENCE. THERE IS A REASON HE IS THE ALPHA MALES UKE.

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Bold words from the snake boy who got his shit wrecked by John.

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I WAS BUT A BOY THEN. JOHN BEATS UP CHILDREN. BECAUSE HE'S A COWARD.

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John was also a kid and you were a godtiered lord of time Don't make excuses for how awful you are.

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I'd say, if it weren't for the fact that i entombed that damn robot within one of the many dungeons in my land, i would be cuddling it at this very moment. And frankly, I don't know how to feel about that. Embarassed, I'd say, but also regretful.

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My friend you maybe need to go out more and meet new people

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@abraxasEncarne[AE]

Why, I've tried! But I don't believe that there any more humans outside the four of us within this session. And Carapacians do not make for good conversation, believe it or not.

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That's the wonderful thing about chittr there's so many people you can talk to!

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Very true!

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But also the first step to not being angry at her is perhaps... not vagueposting about her?

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I suppose you're right. I do tend to overshare, and it might not be doing me any favors.

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Honestly I find I'm the least upset with my strider when he's not on my mind. Or. Other things but I won't get into that

Sigh... An✿ther l✿ss f✿r science as an✿ther breeding attempt fails. I just can't get ANYTHING t✿ cr✿ss-breed with squealfruits... Such delicate, sweet flesh that hides such deadly p✿is✿n! If any✿ne has any ideas f✿r what might take t✿ breed it ✿ut, I'm all ears! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

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You might have luck with injecting the seedling with an antivenom or watering it with said antivenom and breeding that?

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Augh, but then I reck✿n I'd need t✿ reverse engineer an antiven✿m. And its n✿t like I can test if it w✿rks ✿n me! Just my luck... °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

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You don't have an antivenom for the highly poisonous plant you're experimenting with????

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