Goofus & Galant Ganduh: "An important part of the hench business is paying attention…"

ɬiqaya

This user loves the slip-sliding traveler, the charming snail.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ love these guys the gooners

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

#GôônŁife #Gôônin'

#gooning #goonlife

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Phynnie Wynnie

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@dejectedPierrot[DP]

(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ this is sage advice

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I always say this

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @dejectedPierrot[DP]

Wese've been in this business a Łông, Łông time, yôuse Łearn these sôrtsuh things.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

As yôuse shôuŁd paŁŁy, as yôuse shôuŁd.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Archie Roatus

Verified

A user of established repute

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

@fellatedEdge[FE]

￣\ happens to me all the time /￣

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Hektor Castio

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@gallavantingGourmand[GG]

We've all fallen prey to scams like this once or twice~.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gallavantingGourmand[GG]

It happens tô the bestuh us. Sôme are môre effective than ôthers thôugh. Yôuse seem the type whô wôuŁd faŁŁ fôr the "feŁŁa yôuse're chasin' dresses Łike a pretty Łady tô distract yôuse, then hits yôuse with a frying pan when yôuse cŁôse yôur eyes & Łean in fôr a kiss" maneuver ôn purpôse.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @goombaGooselikely[GG]

Hektor Castio