♦ pitied by @geoselenicGnosticism
Reminder to never trust anyone 8ut yourself!
oh bunger we're really in for it now.
Maybe I shoulda gone to the damn masquerade.
i did thjs once buf i put 2 apoondfuls of MSG in my coffe instead of sugar
Hey Siri can dogs eat blueberries
the timing on this was very poor i love you john
[ "Countpart," HA, you are a delusional imitation. Very delusional. ]
Yes. Rose can do anything given enough spite.
[Script start:Y⁰u sh⁰uld try Ām, they're ā piece ⁰f ₩⁰rk th⁰ugh she māy just l⁰se her mind āttempting it.:script terminated]
[ If she so desires to hold a conversation, I would be willing to have a momentary peaceful interaction with the four of you. ]
[ No. ]
Me too!
yeah but like that might be the case for ordinary people see diers but i dont stay down when knocked down nothing you could feasibly do would actually have lasting meaningful consequences its why we are up against a robot who can human blender us without that being it
how manly and utterly fucking badass is a nickname like poca i sound like a drink
what you need a ride or something
if i werent a bird i would be another bird entirely #spreadingmywings #andnototherthings #goddamnit #nowabitchgottaadd #suggestive
..(
at that point u just go 2 bed or i guss pull an all nightr but idk sleep is p nice
$!eep
Dying ive been s0 t0uch starved since eridan disappeared
Don't talk to me or my faceless one ever again.
you are so fucking nice haha im like not even a whole footlong foots worth of a footnote in your bigtiddyography call be subway shrinkflation the way nah imma stop this is really sweet thanks jade i look hella cool roosted next to all that
i miss my dad.
who knew five coffees is too many coffees with a heart condition
felt tbh ;/
exactly what i pay him for its working
Green is a pretty color on me. I was refering to the emotion of being green. Typically related to the sensation of feeling envious.
Green is such an ugly color on me.
u know. i still dont fuckin know which side is left and right. and i write with both hands. which fucks me up more.
꧁⎝ How yall doin dis lovely night a day? ⎠꧂
bawlinf atsomeones apartment js kindq embarrassimg wtfam i doinh
im so sad i miss daveathan
on behalf of men everywhere my bad
D --> I don't know about sweet D --> It is my job to protect those I care about I think
D --> Oh I forgot to ask how your day was, sorry
NO IT ISN’T.
NO IT ISN’T.
I NEED SOMETHING. TO FuEL MY HATEFuL. DEBASED FANTASIES.
i think i'm just gonna cry
၄⋆၃ its bright out and my pan is going "everyone hates me and i should xhange my name and run away and start a new life" yep time to sleep
yeah! :) ,,then again, i ffeel like im kind of .making this out to be a lot bigger than it is. bworf..,
not if i scroll really slowly and watch for his typing, then scroll by real quick-like. thhen it wouldn't be an issue :)
haha.. every month it feels like there's sumn new about him.. uhhm ..i mmusta missed it though. nnot to suggest ill seek it out
Never have I lived in a body with jeans that fit well. I am glad someone cracked the code at the very least.
..i..am afraid to ask.. but wwas it the ampora gguy? :(
i. don't know what to do. ah well.
၄⋆၃ ate and now i hurt
i'm having, like, the worst day of my life. i fell on my leg during rehearsals and rlly bruised it. ugh. i'm wearing a skirt for tmmr's gig too!!
you have fallen for the class!c gnome blunder. please depos!t 12 boondollar! hahe
Gotta say, conquering becomes so muc)( easeair w)(en you do fis)( all on your own Ain't nofin gettin in my way and if it does? It ain't gonna be t)(ere for long
i know the feeling :( i would give you a very big hug if i were there
i can kind of understand i guess i mean i had a dog for about a day and then got transmutated with him guess i don't really get the whole thing though, never actually had a pet
oh um sorry you don't deserve that can i like, help at all?
what's a bec :p
once again. hope it gets sorted out soon enough.
I suppose you are rather curvacious, but it's hardly my place to make such crude comments as though they hold any meaning when it comes to topics of comfort and safety. But yes, I suppose it makes you a target. Such are the woes of femininity.
❌❌❌ ☕👍?👎?
How odd. Though I suppose you can't expect a better class of character among the many here.
shawty lemme hit it from beak hind
All*.
Drunk frogg3r? What a gr3at id3a #2ub2tanc32
Wtf
nah you're absolutelie right if it was on chittr it'd be easier to block but unfort forms aint rlie got that capacitie... which sucks, sorrie
yeah no wonder sexual harrassment aint fuckin good and thats exactlie what the fuck that is i'm sorrie you have to go through that girl you deserve better than that #nsfw #sexual-harrassment-mention
slept for waaay longer than i meant to, good morning!!! hi!!
don’t EVER take my chits out of context u kno i don’t mean it that way... (╥_╥)
HEY CHITTY, HOW DO YOU GET YOUR BOYFRIEND TO STOP CALLING YOUR GRUB MY LITTLE MONSTER? WAIT, NO, DON’T SEND THAT TO CHITTER. STOP.
c< wasNt expectiNg 2 cOMe bacK 2 KiNKtalK ON tHe dasH, but, tHats CHittr, i guess? >c
It's a mystery.
mostly violence.
honestly i dont know how my planets ecosystem manages to support itself sometimes? we have a severe lack of biodiversity when it comes to animals
lets play a game called whaaaaat the fuck just touched me?
i have come to immediately regret my phrasing please disregard
8=l < A woman is bullying me
and kn said auspitizing was hard.
im alive… just very fucking tired
yeahhhh... just like, oh the fun parts over now!
sometimes i think id make a pretty pink panther or a swaggy jaguar colloquially called the swagguar but unfortunately ive got fuckmassive wings and that clashes a bit with the look
dont fuck with me ill cry really loud and call your mom and bang her
nobody has proof im not legally michael jacksons sole living heir and secret son
B33 < listen man i can give you a breakdown on vore if you want B33 < the tummys like meowbe a third of the pictpurr
im not really going out of my way to research those kinds of thing, haha
you seem eminently qualified ill bite even if egbert backs out im doubling down spit your sick shit
woah, ok. i had no clue! i dont really read up on that stuff
ew no bitch im never hitting my head on a doorframe or getting my hips caught in a plane seat for as long as i live being tall is like the raw uncooked veggies of height everyone insists its good for you but shits yucky life needs more flavor who cares if it cooks off some of the size its worth it for a flavorful blend
are those really two meaningful distinct concepts like maybe i just dont know #vore ball like i thought i did but most of the type of seen is same species unless anime gal taxonomy works differently i dunno vore ball no lo sé
your fucking mind
i think its more of cannibalism rather than vore.
B33 < tbh im lowkey surpurrised ive nefur s33n them reimeowgined as like cinnamon stick doggirls or smth B33 < like just given what we do to tony the tiger
how come these stupid bitches get a pass for #vore why did we as a society let this cadre of cinnamon sparkled freaks get away with it
8=l < I don't know about other timelines but I want it to be clear 8=l < I neighver even did anything to my Megido 8=l < Rufioh fxcked us both over and she blamed me for it
VICTORY. AT ANY COST.
gog so many jades are really going through the horrors out there..... i always feel a little bad for having a very nice and happy life as opposed to what i hear from other jades :( trust me i'm not uncomfortable with sharing personal stuff. well okay. i'm one of those *very* horny jades. like, thinking with my cock most days and breeding for a living. the other body part i was referring to was, well, you can figure it out from that i'm guessing :P #nsfw
i've got a pretty strong and tall build to do i really get it :( i once sent poor june blasting away into the sky when my tail hit her while we were flying my hips haven't cause those types of issues but i still have that problem with *other* body parts #suggestive
you're the jade that gets to see more people. i'm stuck with 29 and you get 79. super unfai! :O
unfair**
im 2o fucn tir3d but i dun wanna 2l33p..
i dont but people should get notified wwhen i unlike somethin
me wwith my fat fuckin fingers
1 hope so too...thank you. }:]
yeah...
that sound l1ke 1t could be a really fun t1me...1 haven't seen my vers1on of my fr1ends 1n so long s1nce 1 started wander1ng the dream bubbles...1 hope they are do1ng alr1ght.
8=l < I wish she'd wake up 8=l < I miss her te%ts 8=l < I miss her face 8=l < Eirene, please wake up 8=l < Kankri, I will beg you 8=l < Wake up
Writes down on "maybe fight list"
you really looked at me and said
know my scarab know it so well i know it doesnt like to be mishandled or harmed so i cradle that bitch in my arms good scarab i wont let the cruel world poison me against you before i toss you like a major league baseball player
she does but thats more of a concern than a relief
8=l < Have I forgotten how to be mean 8=l < It's not partic001arly bad that I did 8=l < No one who matters wants me to be anyway 8=l < I'm not in those sorts of relationships 8=l < I wonder if I've lost a part of myself 8=l < Hm
>+. I'M OUT OF BODIES IN THE BASEMENT </3 .+< # LIVE ONES ANYWAY #violence #gore #death
i got reminded of the stupid human "time cube" business formally and officially registering my complaint of disappointment first of all no cube at all none its just a website full of multicolored madness featuring four simultaneous days like no geometry a square a best i was promised a forbidden polyhedron containing temporal truths mankind was too cowardly to comprehend but all i got was this stupid hat and i dont even have the hat anymore i thought humans had discovered a crude approximation of a time construct outside of sgrub maybe a little box where every face was a different timeline maybe if i rotated it wrong like a rubiks cube then it could doom those timelines but no it is a man who hates noon humans had the opportunity to invent an actual cube of time and instead invested into a conspiracy theory about corners not even coroners!!!!! 0n0 devastating i could have done so much with a time cube
d*mn doll...1 guess that 1s a fa1r po1nt but that takes some real guts and bravery...and we'll 1'll be a b1t honest 1'm not as brave as people make me out to be...though guess 1 could try...
1 guess so doll...although 1 don't l1ke all the confl1ct 1t br1ngs...1 just wanna get along w1th everyone...
well...other then deal1ng w1th rem1nders of my past earl1er...1'd say 1'm do1ng pretty bangarang!!! thank you for ask1ng }:].
my job / where i do nothing / i wanna take a nap
man.
isnt that where all babies with two surnames separated by a hyphen come from? denial?
DON'T INVOKE SUCH A THING, MISS HARLEY. I CAN ONLY FIGHT/TRAIN SO MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE. —EMBER💥
why do i feel the insatiable urge to pathetic post like my own dna is rebelling against me its just a sandal post it doesnt need a response
FUCKJ1NG H473 831NG 4L1V3
i'm exhausted. movie was fun, save for the permeating stench of incel through my screen. gn stupids.
Lost causes some of you.
i dont like that smile thats thats a horrifying smile la sonrisa que vislumbra un futuro que nadie más se atreve a mirar i dont like that smile jade
reading is fundamental it means well wait fuck youre right how did i fuck this so calamitously beyond repair what is my life coming to
hahaha point one strider
ᶦᵐ ⁿᵒʳᵐᵃˡ...... .. .. .
aint that when you take a drug up the butt
dam blink and three hours have passed
i wonder why she... huh. well, not my place to question. .
gonna backread the whale dam feed rn so there betta be some good shit for me to sea
it used to hurt when he fucked me so i tried to hide but he'd yank my tail out of the way and ill never forget that adrenaline rush
I'm having feelings tonight.
gimme a number at least its like six right im tracking seven but one of them isnt even me its like bird me or something i made peace with the call of the caw inside me so i know that cant be me
oh buddy. youre in for a rough time.
cant be more than like four right three larpers and maybe one genuine article fucked out of his own username by the cruel masses what an angels thesis smh
i cant fucking believe my eight most recent usernames gamertags and catcalls were all fucking taken what even is this website how many dave striders could there possibly be
twinkle twinkle little star if you toss me wont go far up above circuits that fry like a broken dsi twinkle twinkle little star youre more smoked than a cigar
oh come on dont act like you dont love when i give you program after program to sift through and sort thats like your whole ass thing you love being a vending machine of exhausting asswhoopings doled out one after the other on demand like shits comcast do robots dream of fiber optic cable television?
reports of my shutdown threw up a false exception toaster tits youre going to have to process a lot more power than that to uninstall us from living nerd
hm love the suggestion suppose she were a fuckmassive mamacita space goddess who is harder to ignore than the molten radiant rays of the sun itself hypothetically speaking
choosing the wrong guy to suggest making fun of dog ears, but i suggest just saying she's wrong and ignoring her blindly
that sounds argumentative should i make fun of her big floppy dog ears so she knows im a funloving jovial guy who is just pointing out how right i should be
how do you tell a person who was factually right that they were wrong anyway?
oh fuck really is it that noticeable how long have i been prowling around with that shit broadcast for all the world to see
ive never said a mean thing in my entire goddamn fucking life even just to see what it would be like and i still got bitches crawling out of the woodworks to hate on me man fuck that noise and fuck ranked tetris
nuh uh your whole entire ass is getting tossed
tossing me where exactly wait
woah woah woah woah woah woah woah name one
yeah exactly you said it not me i dont make those
The curse... :(((
I Don'T KnoW BuT He'S AttractivE EitheR WaY XP
ive got some dogshit news on that front
somtimes i just zone out lookin at the wall 4 an hour
nah i have very little faith in my ability not to go completely apeshit when i cant rescue you what use is skipping through time if i keep having to trip over the breaks in spacetime where you scamper the fuck off with c3p pwn
Don't do that at all.
8=l < I miss my name 8=l < Tr001y I do
well uh...1 th1nk that went smoothly all th1ngs cons1dered...1 th1nk? 1 dunno but f*ck 1 w1sh t1nkerbull was close by r1ght now, 1 m1ss that l1ttle guy...
Men are so bad at romance these days. Do they even try to impress? #Yikes
tried cookin again an burnt my thumb so now its in a shotglass of cold watr #injury
I want a distraction.
8=l < Neighvermind I want to hit things again
▼ive seen three people with your face die▲ ▲so yeah, welcome or whatever▼