sage
@geoselenicMortality
prettiest girl in stronghold 21 / constant headaches / i heart my matesprit
callin my chittr mutuals my chitties
Wowie I've got a major fucking headache. Anyone got something for that?
i usually recommend taking one or two pain killers, and drinking a lot of water ^_^ also make sure to have your screens set to a low light and stay away from loud noises !
:+> [Been trying to sync up me and my pitch partners dreams so I can terrorize and annoy the ever loving shit out of him in different dimensions. It has yet to work but I know I'll get him one day.]
:33 < Almost done p33ing :3 wait
I have returned from a very important business meeting. Expect to see my face on various flavors of protein shake by tomorrow.
prim and proper ass matesprit literally acts like a gentleman. but he keeps talking about his religion what does this mean
Usually it means he is dev♋️ut! Is it a p♋️int ♋️f c♋️ntenti♋️n in y♋️ur matespriteship?
does anyone know how to get stained face paint off because i don’t want to look like a clown on my date
<-(((These are the consequences of your actions, fess up)))->
XDXD Actually clowns are in right now, might be better to go looking like one XDXD
PLEASE MY MOIRAIL COVERED MY FACE IN PAINT WHEN I WAS ASLEEP
~+he lack of ac+ion from corpora+e is AS+OUNDING. +he way +hey si+ behind +heir enclosed desks wi+h +heir big windows and fancy shmancy +oys while +he res+ of +he world is devoured or devo+ed +o suffering leads me +o wonder who’s REALLY running +he plane+, because i+ sure as hell isn’+ +hem.~
beef stroganoff? well YEAH i have beef, hes literally strogan her OFF :steamed: :steamed: :steamed:
if you were one inch inside your lusus and you had a second lusus that was one inch inside of you would you rather move forward or backwards to escape? #incest #nsfw #realquestions
i made soup who wants some ! ! ! !
#chittrconfession little caesars is good as hell when you dont have someone in your ear telling you it tastes like cardboard #crazyforcrazybread
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE IF IT DID THEN WE'D STOP GRINDING AND WE CAN'T BECAUSE THE GRIND NEVER ENDS BECAUSE-
save me you wretched purpleblood SAVE ME I AM A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS PLEASE HELP M
stop collectively hating my chits or else you all will be publicly soft boiled for 10 seconds
If you ever feel sad, just remem8er that somewhere out there, a nut creature pro8a8ly dropped a nut it was really l∞king forward to eating. Perspective is everything
hmmmmrrnnghhhhhhhhf im hungry (i say as i ate a whole two cartons of fries three seconds ago)
You can ztill bee hungry.