♦ pitied by @gethAckexloser
why is it SO embarrassing when fine shyte sees your sad girl posting. like, of all things you could be looking at .. smh.
COULD and WILL argue !
Be careful buddy, stay safe. [CONCERN]
xx_yearning....._2_cause_problemz_awn_purpose_xx
TELL DEBBIE SHES CUTE. ᡕᠵデᡁ╾━
Suspiciously punching bag shaped throat. We outta punching bags.
wwho wwanna cuddle and fall asleep 😳😳😳☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
_ Don't fuckinG pity my cHit, you two-timinG pest. You don't Get to do tHat.
Long story involving far more of my bones breaking than I’d like.
she punched me in the nose and didn’t care that i cried. so i stabbed her in the side. #toxicex #cw-violence
What the fuck is going on? Why has Zabrak been bodysnatched? What the hell is #clockworkinc?
ooohhh it just might be but well put a pin in that and unpack it another day 😂😂😂😂😂😂
yes i'm gonna be okay uitll go away in an hour or three
-- [gadaboutTrickster's phone has been trampled] --
Sitting here pinching the bridge of my nose, size 11 BOOT, ITS A BOOT JAKE.
ok honesty time i did the boy rite of passage n got out the measurin tape….. 2 INCHES!!!?!!?
Drink iced coffee, panic attck
-- craftsmanToxophilite is offline! -- [ He has been abducted by his matesprit. ] #nsfw
<p>yeah but i figure it's the anxiety disorder</p>
🍼I just saw the most aggressively studdery seadwella today. Hurt my pan so much I had to mention it to the board. ~Mother may I?~ඏ
I've been quite away from Chittr over this weekend. Just haven't been feeling it on top of being at the beach. Hopefully I didn't miss anything relevant. We're packing right now and about to transportalize back to New York. It has been a nice vacation. #mendelondecation
8=l < Oh there was an image it's a game
Fuckin bloody hell, I be doing my best trying to steer this ship out of the eye of the storm yet the ocean fights back to ensnare me into her trap, one of the bloody indigo bloods just got tossed out of the ship fuck.
There be storm clouds as far as the eye can see but not a single drop of rain yet and the vwavwes are calm, I do believwe I may be in the eye of the storm.
Curse that blasted headache, at least I'm feeling a little better and these newv crewv members seem a little more competent, thank cod.
YOU SHOULD BE SAD!!! IT WAS REALLY GOOD!!! I TOOK IT FOR GRANTED AND NOW IT'S GONE...
8=l < I'm being called a liar and a coward for not having/posting a photo for #TieThemUpTuesday 8=l < It's an hour late for me but I'm posting it anyway 8=l < I've posted this befoal so it's nothing new 8=l < But people tend to really like this photo of me
Thats why i dont have any filled and just have fuckin fun with it
INT. ROOM - MORNING MEKIAS. It's becoMing real obvious that i shouldn't be aWake at this hour because y'all are getting freaky It's like My alarM clock. To sleep. #suggestive
INT . HIVE - DAY MEKIAS Tapping My iMaginary Mic. GOOD Morning everybody! Real talk, Might sleep again.
If youre flirting with me please remember i probably just think youre being nice :(
"wow how did you spot that?" "i never would have seen that" idk maybe if you used your eyes to see you would notice fuuuuck i work with imbeciles fuckkkkkkkk
the chit i posted last night was a traumadump yhat a goodcghunk of peoplr just saifwas hot and yknow whay mediate to that i can't be mad you guyd s are deranged as fuuuck hah
oh msn thischittr shit is hard
When your Moirail pisses you off but you live together so it's an easy ass Whoop #GoldsDoItBetter #PsiionicdTfOutThisMOFO [SMUG]
Who you calling hoe. HOE. [LAYING DOWN] but. hell yes i'M #SeeingDat.
Whats got you so sentiMental today, freak <> [AFFECTIONATE]
[IRRITATION] YUCK! ignore that last stateMent that Was autoMated
Darling i am a lover not a fighter Please! it simply means purple is a color! A rather pretty one if i say so myself ㅤꨄ︎
im gonna kill a yellowblod i φuckin think #violence
i think my φavourite color i2 quiclky becoming blue.
Little self conscious about this next post, but I'm told it is the more reverent of all mediums to show appreciation on this site, so I'll try to make it tasteful #nsfw
has anyxne seen my badge btw. it lxxks like this. #serixusanswersxnly. #icantxpendxxrsrightnxw. - xx
MORE COUGH STORM.
((The registers call and they are angry..... i dont want to go to work....))
I CAN’T BELIEVE I SHARE THE SAME AGE WITH A NARCISSIST… 🤢
I CAN’T STOP THINKING I’M SORRY, BUT WHO ACTUALLY SAYS … “YOU CAN DISTANCE YOURSELF FROM THEM BUT NOT ME” SHUT THE HELL UP MAN, NO BITES.
fat boy friday and im out here punching goblins in the face and talking to weird aliens.
Your name is Derek strider, of course some people may know you as "Dirk" which is a nickname you haven't used since you was a teenager, you use to have the handle timaeusTestified when you was 17 and browsed random forums, that was until you found a toddler in a meteor one day, ever since you've been training him for a game that will destroy the world, at least it was supposed to about half a decade ago, but it never came and earth is still intact, that doesn't meant you went easy on the little man's training if anything you've only gotten more stricter with your training as he grew older, now you're just some guy in his mid 30s anxious over when meteorites start falling out of the sky, will they come? Who knows and who cares, the training never stops.
I tried he shoved me away and ran to the bus
FUCKING HELL MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE FOREVER IF I'M CONSTANTLY GONNA BE MISUNDERSTOOD. WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Decided t⊚ g⊚ ⊚ut f⊚r a little bit ⊚n my ⊚wnnnn.... Drank a liiiittle bit ⊚f a YUMMY drink t⊚night!!!! N⊚t a clue what's in it but it's g⊚t me spinning!! I'm g⊚nna call it... THE PURPLE NURPLE!!! HAH⊚⊚H⊚⊚!!!!
my sister and ex boyfriend are arguing in my replies.
So my little man... told his teachers he was having an anxiety attack, so Im here thinking I have to pick him up. He gets on the phone and tells me he is sad cause he didnt give me hugs and kisses before school.. #dadlife
I forget how quiet it gets around this hour.
I feel like this is a dangerous thing to announce but, Im single prior to what yall think.
LIFE IS AWESOME WHEN YOU IGNORE THE BAD PART OF IT.
Proof that I'm actually such a awesome fucking parent, check this shit out. (Once again talented art by my very awesome friend!) https://file.garden/alPz4FKn0Uh_gvI5/bro.jpg
i could potentially become a therapist while stripping as a side job
WHOEVER TOLD ME THAT TAKING CARE OF BUNNIES WERE EASY IS LYING!! I BOUGHT THREE AND THEY KICKED ME OUT OF MY OWN BEDROOM.
Give me your burning questions.... or confessions.
uhhhhh what happened with the last one
i miss my wife
I FEEL FOMO, SOMEONE HOLD MY HAND NOW.
is it dog on dave day why is everybody chewing me up
man i want to bother him and take up space but he's probably dickriding some nerd in fucking glasses rn i need a drink
xx_evidet_doesnt_want_me_2_b_happy_xx
Uh huh.
Oh fuck off, not in the mood.
God damn today has been so slow.
Cause of what you said and well it raised a little suspicion on you.
Man what kind of questions is this from my askbox. From anon: "Do you got tits like the other dirks or are u js skin and bones asking for a friend" Yeah I got pecs if that's what you mean, I'm not some hunk now I'm more of a twunk if anything cause I practice shaving on the daily. #nsfw
fuck i'm too warm for blankets
My face is fine its my legs being bent like that for idk how long
hey i thought you wanted me to test positive what's all this anti daveling propaganda now
ALL I SEE IS AI EVERYWHERE, I HAVE NO KIND WORDS FOR IT THOUGH.
i know its only been like 10 minutes for you guys but i was so fucking ardent to piss on a piece of plastic its been like an hour for me and i can tell you my record os fucking clean you dicksuckers
I'm in a real pissy mood today, this might be the end of the line for my punching bag.
I'M only (KINDA!) broke because EXTERNAL forces suck My Money aWay. [VISIBLE IRRITATION]
HAKRUST VIRISN I AM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! #SICKASFUCK #IRRITATED [VISIBLE ANGER]
kldkdsMk Whar. What Hhy that is NOT hoW you talk to your Moirail. going ba ck to bed can yiu have lunch ready
oh fuck i wokeup thirsty and tried to take a drink of ky glass of water on my desk. it was vodka i almost died im serious
ok what do you fucking suggest then man.
[LOUD TAPPING] I'M alWays Missing shit here, fight night? and theres not even going to be toMorroW? What even is the point anyMore
aw man i'm hard again
hey vwe dont fat-shame here.
i wish i had actual powers. immortality sucks. i want beam attacks
it's over, it's over!! i'm SOOOO gonna look like a total clown. go away, you're all blocked 5ever. my career is over.
Anyone else get a little hard to younger pics of their old man, like, from his highschool senior year? Can't just be me right.
say goodbye to my icon #pics
my pancakes might be a 1 star and some charcoal but i do got a nice ass.
:33 < ive had worse on meow
it's nights like these i really have to mull over whether he was a shitty guardian or i ws a shitty son
Ive gone through an entire bottle of 500mg Tylenol in the last 5 days here.
Yeah, no.
mentioning the fucked up puppets makes them all crawl out of the shadows to talk about evil puppet touching. #nsfw
So my neighbor Jake said i should where harnesses so I can hold my tools easier. Then come out in the shortest shorts ive ever seen a 55 year old man wear.... i mean more power to you but um.... his poor ...um... rifle... #suggestive (?)
Tell me why my anxiety just spiked
A lot of folk say I smell like a mix of axe body spray and cigarettes, but most people forget the hint of whisky. #substance
🗡 H✶w easy it was, ehhehehehehe, t✶ get him under c✶ntr✶l. L✶✶ꓘ, hehehehehehehee, he is still ꓘn✶cꓘed ✶ut. #suggestive #nsfwe
Now ii'm 2et for a fiive hour gamiing 2e22iion ii'll take any wiin.
Eh. I've been better.
I must not give into the temptation. #vaguepost
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |I gotta ADMIT... If it weren't for the fact I'm bein held here against my WILL. This pic WOULD go hard. Also I don't know why they're keepin the MUZZLE on, I can't do ████ ow when I'm in the ██████ ow HELMSBLOCK... They're just mockin me at this point. Is this a HUMILIATION ritual? #SATIRE| [end_transmission]
oh man i need to suck his dick so bad its not even funny
It would 8e LOVELY if people stopped calling me a SEX WORKER for claiming I offer services. Your porn-rotted pans have nothing to do with me. UGH. #NSFW
think im gonna have a nap
Shave with a sword. Not a razor. It turns out well, trust me.
Oh, that's an odd thought.
it'll never be easy yk
i got rickrolled by my BOSS.
the ominous kismesis jumpscare at the bottom.
Many of you may be wondering. What happens now? The entity God has been released from the shackles of the doorman. He slept he wept. He cannot keep What he cannot keep. Proof of his downfall. This is just the start. Carcosa will be rebuilt atom by atom with the building blocks of your reality. And from it the king in yellow will rise and be entertained by the mewling lambs of slaughter. Hold your tongue. Breath shallowly. Your kingdom cometh. And it comes in a golden blaze.
At least I found out about Dolly on vacation and not at work. The little things, I suppose. #RIPDollyParton
I didn't sleep well last night, spent practically all of our playing Armored Core VI again. That's my fault but still.
*tzzk* You were not being facetious. That sun is. Dangerous. Thankfully, I am well protected and shall not be in it for long. *sskh*
IT WAS ALL FUNNY AND LAUGHS NOW SHIT AINT TUFF ANYMORE... :(
Remember. I'm soooo bad at fighting. And it's so easy to kick my ass.
The nights are the hardest.
▲ fuck thats a new type of #yearning ▼
When does it get easier? When does the crying stop?
im doomed fer all of eternity i fink
:(
(love it when annoying little assholes can't respect simple boundaries.)
(don't fucking pity me you little shit.)
Im normal now. :) *Beat up beyond recognition.*
Alright, might have to call it a early night for chittr tonight and whip out the Tennessee whisky for this one. #substance #shitfuck #Ihatenotbeingincontrolovermyself
Nah, nevermind we all good, just had to smoke through the rest of my Newports, got me feeling in control again, but now I'm fresh out, fuck. #substance
Are, are you being genuine right now, or is this new levels of irony I the master of irony itself have yet to discover, it's really hard to get a read on your intentions here.
Ok yeah…
Damn, there goes my plans for tonight then.
Power just flickered for a second, fuck I knew some shit was gonna happen.
your friends suck